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>gfur thread
>>714796266
>gfur thread!
Good Evening Boys! Hope Some Of You Got Butt Touches Today!
Is it weird I hate furries but love their porn?
>>714797945
Yes. There is something horrifyingly wrong with you and you need to seek help immediately.
>>714797945
Nah. Most of them are pretty fucking terrible, these guys included. The porn is basically the only good thing about them.
>>714798076
kk will do.
>>714798324
The porn isn't good, anon
>>714797033
Touch my butt.
>>714797033
i wish :(
>>714798456
Better than the shit autistic community
>>714798551
Your body is disgusting stop trying to whore yourself out, you're not worth it
dash get outta here you hothead
>>714798643
Yeah but so is a horrifying flesh-eating bacteria infesting your balls.
Being better than the shit autistic community is a really, really low bar.
>>714798731
I'm not trying to whore myself out. I just enjoy posting myself regardless of how disgusting you may think I am.
>>714798828
>>714798874
That is not what I told you to do
>>714799035
fite me
>>714798551
Got kik?
Hello niggas
>>714799130
Yes, but I don't give out my kik to strangers. Sorry.
>>714799187
It's because I'm gay isn't it?
>>714799303
>bi master race
But nah, I just don't like to whore myself out. I simply enjoy posting myself.
>>714799385
>pan-fucker
That's reasonable
>>714797945
no. I really hate the furry culture in general but gfur makes me diamonds
>>714800856
dikdik
>>714800856
Praise be to dikdik
>>714800688
there is no "furry culture"
>>714800688
Yeah, I like furry drawings, porn, and art, but the culture is awful. Kinda like how you can be homosexual and hate ``gay culture''
>>714801016
Unfortunately, there is.
culture like bacteria
relevant
youtu.be/NSFucXg-FzQ?t=7m5s
>>714801036
>using two grave accents as opening double quote and two apostrophes as a closing double quote
hot
>>714802091
It's a meme from /prog/ and /jp/. I miss /prog/ and /sjis/.
>>714802195
it's also a meme from unix and knuth
>>714797033
i hope you manage to unstick your shift and spacebar keys
>>714802979
that not you
i want dick
>>714803831
That not me because you is not me and me is not that you is.
oh, its another g-fur thread. must be /b/
>>714801997
is that a horse dick
>>714804274
azackly
>>714804595
You must like gfur, you're on /b/
>>714804733
What am I then?
>>714802419
That too. Though I sometimes see more of it or less of it in man pages nowadays.
>>714805083
the law
yo faggots
can you please give me some motivation?
goin to do one shit test tomorrow and it can change my future so...
>>714805336
No, I'm not the law, I'm the Iaw.
>>714805444
>>714805336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0sI6eFarFE
>>714805413
Tests are fun. And you do better at things you find fun.
>>714805444
no ur gay
>>714805512
Nah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVFi6qkPHE
>>714805553
No I'm not!
>>714805631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo
>>714805791
That's who it's about, yep.
new shit
Man now other people are making law jokes I don't feel as special any more
>>714806145
still images > animations
>>714806321
You can join, the more the merrier.
>>714806321
I was always making law jokes.
mfw my name isn't even law
>>714806396
did I ask what you think?
Because I'm pretty sure I didnt
>>714806396
Porn > not porn
post cub
>>714806618
Is it wal?
>>714806618
I know, it's just gay
>>714806678
You get one and only one
>>714806707
>>714806741
>>714806618
It's k dredd
>>714806891
What? Am I wrong?
>>714806836
If I wanted fairwind level, I'd just start a shota bread :/
>>714806969
>>714806972
So what's up that has nothing to do with my name?
>>714806891
Is box still a thing?
>>714807295
I dunno
>>714798776
I RECOGNIZE THAT ASS
>>714807414
butts look like butts, your discovery will shake the foundation of the world as we know it
>>714807369
No idea, I made some threads past couple of weeks but no sign of Keith or Dek or any of the old regs.
>>714807413
The correct answer was yes, you fail this pop quiz.
>>714807546
Darn
>>714807669
You'll need to bed over for detention.
>>714807761
But I'm not sleepy.
>>714807414
Good God I love that ass. I never get tired of seeing it.
>>714807860
Fuck, I'm not drunk you believe me right?
>>714807906
Gey
>>714808019
I'm sorry, what?
>>714808075
ur gey
>>714808075
Nothing.
>>714808129
Wanna go, bro?!
>>714808220
Okie
>>714807906
agreed, im not even gay
>>714808301
fite me
>>714808321
>in a gfur thread
>not gay
You're at least bi, bro.
>>714808301
>>714808360
Pinkies up!
>>714808442
You have a thing for me?
>>714808525
I don't know do I?
>>714808637
I don't mind.
>>714808788
I don't know, I just kind of like flirting in here to be honest. Don't have the balls to do it in real life.
>>714809310
Don't we all?
>>714809414
The alcohol makes it better at least.
>>714809518
Oh well
>>714809310
I'll play with your balls.
I've flirted IRL before, but only during one point of time in my life.
>>714809846
I like the file name. Had the same thought about the pic
>>714809979
And I can play with your butt?
>>714810023
Yea. I like the enthusiasm, but there's a difference between being cocky/confident and being commanding.
>>714808360
smashing boipussy isnt gay, bro
im 100% straight
>>714810089
Sure, hunnibuns is threatening to leave me unless I find him a lawyer.
>>714810294
Wait what? What's happening?
>>714810283
>boipussy
>>714810409
He has a lawsuit against his former employer, and he needs a lawyer.
>>714810562
Doesn't sound good.
>>714800856
dikdik
>>714810294
Only because you won't go with me to Oregon
I want out of Utah
Then head to Seattle area then move again
there appears to be even more autism today
>>714811053
Oregon's mountains are pretty.
>>714811053
I feel blah, hun.
>>714811053
Utah is pretty nice, Oregon gets a little cold.
>>714812491
Utah is a terrible state.
>>714812656
What's so bad about it? Seemed perfectly fine when I visited earlier this year.
>>714812764
christians
>>714812860
That's a weird way to spell Mormons.
>>714812656
>tfw stuck in Oklahoma
Rednecks, insane amounts of drugs, constant tornados, and earthquakes I am saving my ass off to get out of here
>>714812951
mormons are christians, christians are abrahamic, abrahamic religions are religions, and religion is bad
>>714812764
Meth and Mormons.
>>714813254
Meth has been a growing problem everywhere lately, you won't escape it going to Oregon. Mormons are a downside but there's a fair bit of stuff in Utah which not many states can brag about.
>>714811422
Fuck MTS! UTAH IS LITERALLY SURROUNDED BY THEM! Its also the reason why we don't get tornados easy. (Been years but a tinny one formed by our capital and almost destroyed it.) And the reason sickness is so high from the SMOG; That can't leave but gather in the valley.
>>714812441
I said Hott Tatee
Cup of hot hot water(tea works too)
Honey, lemon
Shot of Whisky
I did it, works wonders
>>714812491
You don't live here, so STFU. Utah is not nice.
>>714813489
The local culture and government is very caustic. And the air quality in the valley is terrible in the winter.
>>714813579
My brother who lives there says it's better than Washington or California so it can't be that bad. South Dakota was better than both in my opinion.
>>714813826
I can see the air quality being shit but haven't been there for more than a week so I can't judge the culture much other than what my brother tells me.
>>714813579
fagget bunny
>>714814487
which one
>>714813254
Wrong Bryan.
The education system is jacked and waste of money. The constant battle of Mormon or GTFO. (Even in work places) Since its so bad, teen pregnancy is high here. Child Rape is the highest here over any state. The LDS Church can prevent child rapist from jail/prison. (Happens a lot) Our Trax (Light Rail) in the free zones are Crack and Heroine main hook ups. Along with, any of those two means meth dealer too. Heroine is reported the worst in SLC than ever.
And it goes on a bit but annoying bs thats revolving around Mormon or GTFO.
>>714814200
Don't be open Gay and be LDS. You'll be fine. I'm not.
Growing up here is terrible unless, LDS, rich, white, have both a mom and dad (maybe one dead because people love to talk shit about the pitiful).
If not, being a child here is bad.
>>714814658
all of them. I've not seen a hetro bunny ever.
>>714814487
... I'm not a bunny. I'm a Toyger. Because I'm small and built. (And out of shape)
But yes Tigger
>>714814803
exactly
>>714814904
So you just a imitation tiger huh?
So cute!
>>714815031
What's up badji?
>>714814725
Hmmm guess my brother isn't gay then otherwise he'd hate it over there. You two looking further down the road for a kid?
>>714814803
I've also not seen a Jeff for a while.
that lovely feeling when you sit down cross-legged and your poorly cut pants wedge your nuts
>>714815252
Nothing much, high and playing league. You?
>>714815267
I saw him last on thrusday my time, so wednesday your time.
>>714815500
not high but playing warframe. i sunned myself today.
>>714815548
Being pale is more handsome.
>>714815933
not if you're from Australia
>>714815252
Their 1/3 Tiger and 2/3 house cat.
I feel in love with them once dah were made. It was a test in hopes of carrying the Tiger gene incase they went extinct. Along with for show.
>>714815267
You got it. They say they aren't anti LGBTQ , but the members of the LDS are still following OLD ways hardcore.
That why I got falsely accused of Domestic Terrorism after reporting to HR a month before the event. about a cunt at work literally targeting LGBTQ and has been reported before. WTF
I've adopted enough kids. I have a 24 year old Black Lab. And I'm 23. So I've got my hands full enough with children.
>>714815933
Or scary. You ever been so pale you see your vanes? From my neck to my belly button you saw the tree roots like blue. Scared my class mates tell High school.
>>714816357
I disagree.
>>714816499
Christianity and homosexuality will always be incompatible. Christianity needs to die out, along with all religion.
>>714815548
RIP I keep missing him then.
>>714816499
Is Black Lab code for Snarf?
ew
>>714817044
Black Lab is his roommate, Tom.
>>714816499
They do look very nice, but i assume they suffer from genetic dysfunctions like other pedigree cats?
>>714816631
k
>>714817044
He's around, but you're not while i'm on during the weekdays
>>714817240
That was anticlimactic.
>>714817295
It's called hell week at my school for a reason, haven't been on for the weekdays much at all. Good to know he's still alive.
>>714816631
No, the New bs needs to be relooked and compared to origion. Pope Francis is proff old had viewed better but few acted. Now LDS members OUT SIDE OF UTAH are awesome. Because they had to adapt and learn other cultures.
>>714818299
No, religion is inherently bad.
>>714818596
Someone is feeling edgy tonight.
>>714818596
>thing is bad because I say so
>>714818988
>tells the truth
>is called edgy
shikata ga nai
>>714815548
fuckin 'straya
>>714818988
Its probably Nibi in disguise.
>>714819324
>Ching Chong
I'm sorry I don't speak take out.
>>714819543
This Nibi?
>>714819543
Nope, probably Martin.
>>714819382
you wish you could fuck 'straya.
>>714819378
nice filled ass.
>>714795873
This image made me gay and furfag
guys, I am actually enjoying paragon a bit. What do I do? It also somehow got rid of my nerves about ranked games of league and just ranked games of stuff in general. I don't know how it did this it just did.
>>714819739
Cream pie best pie
>>714819652
Yes.
Actually now that I mention it Chinese take out sounds good.
>>714819739
What do I get for Chinese? Already shot myself in the foot with ramen today for lunch, need some extra protein. This place has pretty shit chicken so nothing with chicken.
>>714819826
more filling the better the pie.
>>714820153
Sweet & sour pork.
Kik group join before it is too late!
>>714819818
The updates are really good.
>>714820220
Should be here in about 30ish minutes. I've never had the pork from this place but the beef was pretty good.
>>714798551
no, acneass
>>714820707
hah i hope i tastes good.
>>714820669
I have heard a lot of complaining about the equips being from random packs. I personally think it's pretty cool but I love RNG.
>>714819739
Actually probably not maybe?
>>714819818
cools
>>714820789
If it doesn't you'll owe me a BJ when I come out to Australia.
>>714820958
>>714821216
depends if you have a cock or not.
>>714820669
Also, how have you been? No new scares or anything with hunnibuns right?
>>714820958
hey badj, how's it going? I started getting back into magic duels and remembered the artifact deck is only when I am tryharding. I also have a G/B reanimation deck that is poop but fun.
>>714821427
Snarf has seen it and will probably post a pic of it next thread knowing him.
>>714798874
>mfw I had one of these.
>>714821597
if he's about i spose he would do that
what the fucc
>>714821929
If he's not then I'm safe, also fuck I forgot this place has a shitty online ordering system so you have to specify every little detail about your order or they call you and the owner has pretty bad english. I have no idea what she was talking about with the veggies and sauce and just said yes a bunch of times.
