IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL: I>>>>>>
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:
I>>>>>> DON'T <<<<<<<
Reasons:
1. We dont want you
2. We won't let you enter
3. Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you anyway
4. No Brazilian company will hire a mudskin like you
5. You lack the education to compete with locals
6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Bolivians and Peruvians
7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
8. We have no welfare for you
9. We have no free healthcare for you
10. We will not let you build your fake god kike church
11. We are either catholic or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted
If you're still thinking about emigrating to Brazil, might I suggest Paraguay instead. God bless, and don't come here. This is mostly addressed towards you ameripoors. You're not white. You're niggers on par with roaches, greeks, and arabs, you are not welcome here.:D
no sane person wants to move to brazil
implying brazil isn't a 3rd word country. Kill urself
Why are Brazilians so proud of their shitty country?
>considering migrating to Brazil
Who wants to go to a 3rd World Country? No one. We will deport you brazillians out of the country anyways
>>714787108
Pic related is brazilian
>>714787191
They are not white. Dipshit
>>714787003
>>714787036
This, you don't live in a nice country, nigger, who the fuck would want to live in brazil?
>>714786812
>>714786812
7:1
>>714786812
it sounds like a nice place to live
Look at his stupid hat.
> implying anyone would ever want to move to brazil
I don't even need to remind you how olympics preparations there went
kek
>>714787169
I'm not, I'm leaving this shithole asap. But I'm also not going to fucking amerifagland
>>714787392
9/11
Hahahahahaha "emigrate to Brazil"
Sure, how about I start "loving sand niggers" while I'm at it
>>714787003
>>714787036
>literally these
keep your fucking shit stain of a country,
who the fuck in their right mind would want to move to a country thats biggest attraction is slums painted a wide variety of colours, streets crowded with thieving brazillian peasants, the floor covered in urine and feces of man and beast,
where your most likely to be stabbed or shot by a thieving little brown skinned shit and then just left there for days to die and decompose a little
>>714786812
I used to work for AB Inbev until last year and I went to Brazil for less than a week, got lost, got robbed, no one helped me, when I tried to ask people they replied with "no english". The saddest part is that they stole my backpack and lost my papers and it took me almost 2 weeks to get back to my country, Brazil is the shittiest country ever, I've been in literally 3rd world countries like Honduras and El Salvador, even Haiti but Brazil was the top shit.
>>714787003
/thread
Brazil is a sweltering hot, backwards, mosquito infested, 3rd world shithole.
Would much prefer Argentina if I had to move to SA.
>>714786812
you guys fuck chickens
>>714786812
????
What the fuck is Brazil?
The only Country I know of is America.
>>714786812
>I'm considering immigrating to Brazil
>Said no one ever except a bunch of desperate Nazis
>>714787153
this is why i pay internet for
>>714786812
who the hell is this moniqùe, and is there moar?
>>714787504
i am a brazilian and want to gtfo to somewhere but here.
>>714786812
Do I get to fuck QTs like your image?
>>714787473
And nobody wants you here. Why does the rest of the world think we give a fuck.
>>714786812
>brown people thinking they're allowed to be mad about stuff
>>714786812
>Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you anyway
wow who would want to put that much effort into moving to a shithole like that?
https://youtu.be/k6tlPYY4qtw
>>714787884
Because we can't keep our military dick out of random places we don't belong
>>714787864
No,they will treat you like a creep they hate foreigners
>>714786812
Yeah you stay in your shit hole 3rd world microcephaly country and we'll stay in ours.
>>714786812
>considering immigrating to brazil
I'll just stay in my first world country thank you
>>714787473
Good we have enough Brown immigrants. At least the asains bring their technical smarts and non rapey attitudes.
>>714786812
I'm staying right here in the greatest country on earth, the US of A. Not sure why anyone would want to go to that polluted murderous shithole of Brazil. I mean, the Amazon rainforest is awesome but you shitskins are even destroying the one good thing you have.
Tl;dr. You don't have to worry, op.
how young can the girls in brazil have sex?
>>714787588
gringo troxa, why the fuck would you go to brazil without knowing how to speak portuguese? fucking deserved it fat whitey, we can smell and steal your stupid foreigner ass from a mile away
BRAZIL IS A FUCKING SHIT HOLE
>>714788389
The age of consent here is 18
>>714786812
UK dude posting...
No thanks you live in a shit country and OP you're far below anything I'd consider mixing with class wise. Go smoke some crack :P
>>714788389
14 but she must agree with you ugly dick face
>>714786812
> Brazil
>education
>jobs
>housing
>not a third world country
>welfare
>healthcare
>catholic
kek, the amount of meme is unbearable
Dude, are you even brazilian?
I hate when thirld worlders talk like if they were something
Nobody in sane mental condition would want to come to your nigger country, faggot.
>inb4 salty burger
nope
>5. You lack the education to compete with locals
Ho Lee Phuc
Op is either the most delusional person in Brazil, or semi-decent troll.
7/10
>>714788246
This all the way. Fuck your shit unless your white or Asian.
>>714787191
That's a brazilian immigrant. Nice try tho.
>>714788404
I'm german, anyway, I don't see the problem going to another country without knowing their language, you deserve to be robbed because you can't speak portuguese? That's why your people is so poor, because your brain is rotten like your morals.
Why would anybody consider moving to Brazil? except as a mission worker or disaster relief.
>>714787536
op is obviously bait dude
a really stupid one, but still bait
source: Im a huehuehue
>>714786812
who the fuck would want to come to Brazil? It full of fucking Brazilians! The only people more disgusting are Filipinos. Yuck.
>>714786812
what do you guys think about aryan germans? are we ok?
>>714786812
what about moving to venezuela?
>>714789016
>germans
>Aryans
lol
>>714786812
I agree, I'm tired of old and fat retirees coming to live here, if you come at least bring your daughters.
>>714788854
everybody in this place is an immigrant
the natives were decimated
the country was roughly 40% european immigrants 60% nigger slaves from africa
reality is prolly 10% whites , 30%mixed with browns who still think they are white and rest is shit
>>714786812
>IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL
>>714786812
i don't think people who consider immigrating to brazil has internet.
>>714789516
which is the future of america if you dont learn from us
>>714788760
could easily be either one of those knowing this site
>>714788669
Sauce of pic?
>>714786812
>Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
>"my third world country is more expensive than your third world country"
fix'd
> willingly going to the Americas
>>714789714
brazil is in america....
>>714786812
Why would I want to go to brbr gibe moni plox land you mudslime.
>>714786812
Just wondering y u accepted so many Japanese there
>7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
Our cost of living is much higher than in a first world country when buying products or services with the same quality as can be found on first world countries markets.
>>714786812
>IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO ZIMBABWE:
>>714789981
are you too retarded to pick up on context, or does he have to specify the united states?
>Implying anyone would want to emigrate to one of the shithole capitals of the world
>>714789714
>>714790369
when both countries are in america, then yes. also, everyone in the usa are immigrants as well.
>>714790510
Give them a socccer ball, that seems to work for all these shit holes.
>>714786812
Who the fuck would want to live with you gay retards? Don't act like your all super smart. Your also pretty fucking poor absolutely nothing to boast about your shithole.
>>714790171
they work and are nice people, why wouldnt we accept them ?
that being said, its not really a choice the people can make
our government accepts everything, doesnt matter if we like them or not
>>714790519
That is not accurate
>>714790910
>Our government accepts everything
>We (our government) wouldn't let you in
Pick one you fucking mud dwelling nigger-tard
who the fuck would want to live in a shithole third world country like brazil?
>>714791311
>>714788921
good job being an idiot
you would fit perfectly in this country
>>714786812
>IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:
no one is... no one...
>1. We dont want you
no on cares. no one wants to live in shithole brazil
>2. We won't let you enter
i won't even go there for vacation. i don't want to die.
>4. No Brazilian company will hire a mudskin like you
brazilians are mudskins
>5. You lack the education to compete with locals
that is true. i don't know how to fight with machetes
>6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Bolivians and Peruvians
no one wants to live in a house made of sticks
>7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
brazil is a third world country.
>8. We have no welfare for you
you have no welfare for yourselves either
>9. We have no free healthcare for you
see 8
>10. We will not let you build your fake god kike church
>11. We are either catholic or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted
all cults are the same. catholic or jew.
>God bless, and don't come here.
only idiots would go to brazil
>This is mostly addressed towards you ameripoors.
i don't think they want to go there either. i'd rather live in detroit than in brazil, because at least i can take the bus to safety. in brazil the bus will get highjacked by bandits and i would get decapitated by a machete.
>You're not white.
i am, actually.
>pic related, life in brazil
>>714791565
Not even good bait.
Brazil is a shithole
>>714791576
But I thought we weren't educated enough to live in your cunt-ry
wanting to move to brazil
>>714787536
>man and beast
kek
>>714791639
>these americucks in damage control
TOP KEK.
>>714791781
you obviously arent, but we would accept you anyways anon
>>714786812
> IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:
why the fuck would I do that
>>714787191
more?/sauce?
>>714786812
Fine I'll bite
>1. We dont want you
Any brazilian will know that's bullshit.
>2. We won't let you enter
We're one of the easiest countries to get into. We literally don't even check if you have a return ticket.
>3. Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you anyway
At most it takes 4. Get married and it takes however long it takes for you to get married.
>4. No Brazilian company will hire a mudskin like you
They'll often be very happy to. We have a HUGE immigrant population from several different countries. Hell, we have a whole block in São Paulo dedicated to Asians.
>5. You lack the education to compete with locals
Meh, depends on where you're from. Education here is shit anyway.
>6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Bolivians and Peruvians
Says who? People here are more willing to rent out their shit to foreigners than they would locals. Brazilians are shit at paying their bills on time.
>7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
LOL
>8. We have no welfare for you
We have private welfare you can apply for which is cheap. And public welfare can't discriminate unless your contract says so.
>9. We have no free healthcare for you
Yeah we do.
>10. We will not let you build your fake god kike church
Also false, it's most likely been built here already. You like religious diversity? Brazil has it in spades.
>11. We are either catholic or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted
lololololololol
>immigrate to Brazil
sorry bra, this isn't 2009
>ohhhhhhhh snap your country is shitty now
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>714792965
Cuck
Who likes brown vaggies?
>>714786812
is this a joke? i went to brazil once for a conference in rio. at least four people i know of got robbed over a one week period, one at gunpoint in broad daylight on the fucking beach. i was so glad to get out of that country alive. now they have zika, horrible economy, and crime is even worse. i'd emigrate to somalia before brazil
>>714793460
lol. that's fucking horrible.
>>714793460
rio is one of the worst places of the country
total tourist trap
Mexican Immigrant living in America.
Im 28 m / only here to fuck white womens and make money. I do not plan on staying.
Ask me anything.
Brazil is a shit place, /b/ro
>>714794071
you mean rape and steal then
>>714793460
those are the most beautiful tits i've ever seen.
>>714794071
The middle aged ones are easy to fuck?
>>714794715
only thing easy to fuck if you are a spic is your own country
>>714786812
Trolololol. Brazil is a complete shithole. It's the Somalia of South America. Nobody respects you.
>>714794474
here's another for you sir
Why does I see youtube videos of Brazilian girls twerking? It must be an epidemic over there.
https://youtu.be/CDoyzQu8UH0
>>714794881
brazillian women for known for having huge asses tiny waists and flat chests.
>>714786812
Why would anyone want to immigrate to such a shitty country?
>>714786812
>brasileiro tentando afastar estrangeiros
Man, como é estranho ver os cenários invertidos.
>>714794306
trump, is that you?
>>714794071
Yeah, I'll have a crunch wrap supreme with a coke. When you're done that you can come fix my fence and cut the grass. Thanks Pedro
>>714786812
Pra que que alguém vai querer morar aqui, burrão?
Eles só querem fazer o turismo sexual e ir embora.
>>714795358
nada mais justo, as mulher gostosa do mundo são daqui kkkkkk
>>714795700
Então. Mas o OP tá achando que aqui é primeiro mundo, que nosso "grande patrimônio" tem que ser protegido contra a "influência negativa do exterior".
>>714786812
Country full of poor niggers, shit food, rampant pollution & thieves
Don't worry op, Brazil is all yours
>>714786812
The green hell...
>>714786812
Who is that girl?
>>714786812
>be me
>living in Switzerland
>one of the best 1st world country
So why immigrating in your jungle or favelas ? Don't worry I won't come
>>714796751
I spent 1 year studying there but I'm in my country now, how to get a job in schweiz?
>>714796732
Read the filename you fucktard
>>714797038
It's her first name. I still don't know she is apart from someone with a name shared by 1000s of others.
>>714786812
lol piss poor country claiming they don't want people to go to that country when no one actually goes there, or gives a shit about the poor faggots or the criminals that live there.
>>714788887
nice quads
>>714786812
I know some germans who consider to emigrate to brazil... they want to teach how to play soccer properly...
>>714796751
pff Switzerland...
it's better have a enemy in Brazil than a friend in Switzerland.
>>714793460
>>714794872
>>714794974
Fuckin nice. Big thumbs up.
>>714797008
Where do you live, do you speak French, German or Italian and what's your formation ?
>>714794974
That's because they're half nigger
>>714797376
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
>>714797559
mid-high lvl of English, low lvl of german and Native Spainsh :)
Also IT degree
Fuck brazil
brazil is a shithole
>>714797414
U know, you're not right, but neither wrong
>>714786812
Enjoy your AIDS epidemic, South American jungle spic.
pretty sure your autocorrect turned "insert 1st world white country" into Brazil
implying anyone wants to be in your shit-tier country
>>714786812
I'm immigrating to Brazil in three weeks. I'm a white american male with a college degree.
I'm marrying my brazilian girlfriend and we are expecting a baby in May. I love brazil. We will stay there while we wait for her american green card to get approved, and then we will move back to the states and go to grad school.
Ok I'm ready for all the people to tell me how big of a dumbass I am.
>>714797993
With your formation you can win around 90K/year. There's a lot of job in IT, you can search on jobup . ch for jobs. I recommend Zurich or Basel for city. If you want to earn a shitload of money you can live in France (near from Basel) and work in Switzerland. You win at least 3.5x more money in Switzerland and France is really cheap. In this region people speak German and French but lots of people understand English. You can also search on the site jobscout24
>>714799172
I've studied at ETH in zurich last year but it was a fail, really hard for me just passed 18/60 credits with help
>>714786812
Why would I want to live in a third world country when I already live in a first world one?
>>714798876
>Ok I'm ready for all the people to tell me how big of a dumbass I am
you're a very big dumbass
When WW3 happens Brazil along with other south Americans countries, will be safe. You can talk shit on the country which a lot of is justified. But I wouldn't want to be in Europe, Middle East, US, or parts of Asia when SHTF.
Also where else can I live cheap as dick on a tropical beach with waves, and somewhat of an European culture? Costa Rica is second.
>>714798876
>I'm immigrating to Brazil in three weeks.
>>714787191
who is this?
>>714802084
Rando chick #452326663
>>714802290
or it might be Monique Alice Bourscheid
dick
>>714802474
Ah yes, good old whoever the fuck that is
>>714786812
LOL
>>714795228
Pois é kkkkkkkk
>>714786812
12. I really don't want to emmigrate to your poor, violent and pathetic country, I'm staying in Canada.
13. Don't come to Canada, stay in your shithole.
You guys are just jealous, Brazil number one HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH
>>714787735
and some confederate diehards
>>714798876
Shoulda stuck to anal
>>714786812
I know it's been said but you really need to know this as truth. NO ONE wants to move to Brazil. NO ONE. OK good talk.
>>714787191
Too bad the majority of your people look like monkey cave people
>>714788404
Sorry I don't know subhuman money speak.
>>714786812
Then get off my u.s. servers!! Ruining games with your shit ping
>>714787169
Same reason as americans I guess.
>>714794071
You're gonna have a great time in Trumps America, I'd get out before we warm the ovens but that's your call.
>>714798876
If she's there now and you're here she's already fucking numerous dudes and maybe an animal or two. Brazilian are subhuman. I know, I made the mistake of thinking they were human and dated one for a bit. She's cheated on me with her brother when on Vaca back home. I found this our when she brought his chlamydia back home to me. I literally threw her out of my moving truck although I wasn't going that fast. Still felt good shit to watch that bitch rolling down the sidewalk. She was here illegally and couldn't call the cops on me
Not expecting anybody to believe it but it's true story
Anyone who can see this post doesn't want to go to brazil, only poor fucks will go there in rare circumstances, don't be so proud.
>>714797348
Those aren't quads. The final number has to match the previous numbers
>>714806111
Trips don't lie. Checked
>>714806111
dung
>>714786812
move to that shithole?
why go ruin something that's already ruined?
get over yourself, pedro.
>>714787473
Who cares? You just sound like some edgy teenager. Worse is that your Brazilian, so you're poor, brown, AND edgy. You are no different than the niggers we have except the language you speak.
>>714786812
Chico Xavier é viado Roberto Carlos tem perna PAU PAU PAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo4kawHi7vw
>>714799450
So stay in Spain Alejandro, there is no job for you here, especially if you can't even speak one of the languages properly and failed ethz.
Why are you say that? What happened to you that made you say those things?
>>714794071
Why are you wearing your taco sideways?
>>714787191
shes probably a nazi
My god :c
