Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
still here
;)
>I win
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>715209395
>>715209309
Thanks for the bode of confidence my wife is going to get the cheat book for me tomorrow.
>claimed
>>715209281
i am awake.
Rumia claimed
>>715209457
afternoon
Claimu
>>715209569
Is that the thing from DKC3?
Good night guys. Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day...
>>715209654
Hm?
Where are you that it's afternoon?
Also, hello! How goes it?
>inb4 'it goes' or other vague answer.
>>715209500
What? You have a wife? Who do you love more your wife, or your waifu?
>>715209764
Ah damn.
>>715209764
night
>>715209929
well its midnight right now. actually excited for tomorrow
Can a real girl be your waifu guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gg1ehnDoY8
Teto is the only waifu-worthy Vocaloid.
>>715210177
Hey, same where I am.
Why're you excited for tomorrow?
>>715210516
the swedish tanks launch tomorrow in world of tanks or well later today
Yo
YOU FUCKING GUYS ALWAYS POST THE SAME WAIFUS! you fucking idiots at least post something different, i'm sick and tired of seeing the same waifus again and again and again, fuck you all, get some OC or gtfo, kill yourselves.
>>715211031
uh yeah?
Clammed
>>715210659
Hey that's cool.
A bunch of former-pals of mine used to play that game, I wonder if I should try sometime.
>>715211031
Don't worry fam, I wish I was dead too.
>>715211651
Oystered.
>>715211753
its a bit grindy i guess if youre bored give it a go
Cloystered
Hi. How's everyone's night going?
>>715211651
Them fish puns tho.
Shit how could I forget the reply
Goes to >>715211753
>Ika
>>715211925
im a bit tired but hello hanako
>>715211925
Hello hanako. How goes?
>>715211031
I have to agree with this. Like half of the weeaboos I like claim Yuno as their waifu.
Yuno claimed.
>>715212253
wouldnt that put you in with them though?
>>715211999
>Checked
Hello Tomoko my love.
>>715212035
Pretty good. And you?
Dead thread
>>715212574
have you had a good day dear?
>>715212623
its been like this around this time
>>715212623
Late post
>>715212574
You know just sitting here. Waiting.
>>715212571
No because I'm Yuno's #1 fan.
>>715212663
For how long has it been like this?
>ika
>>715212762
i know an anon that would disagree
>>715212807
a while now. its been me and hanako chatting while a few lurk. people are probably on discord or something
>>715212623
Mini Ika is too adorable.
>>715212663
More or less, it was a bit boring though. How was yours my darling?
>>715212739
For what?
>>715212886
Another Yuno claimer/ I'll kill them and take my Yuno from their cold dead hands.
>>715212924
well I moved some stuff around for a Christmas event for about 4 hours. they give toys to poor kids.
>>715212973
well there is 2 more and I quite like one of them.
>>715213099
I'll crush anyone in my way even if you "like" them.
>>715212886
No one else? Makoto? Or Mami? All I know is that telegram is on life support.
>>715212924
Thanks love.
Just waiting. For nothing. Next day maybe.
>>715213196
what about the other half of the weeaboos that like yuno?
>>715213243
Makoto lurks i think and Mami turns up every now and again
>>715213099
That sounds nice.
>>715212973
Well whadda we have here, a tough guy uh?
>>715213445
its a nice thing but no where near as nice as you.
>>715213196
>Says he loves Yuno
>Posts a pic with yukki
You're a fucking cuck get out of here you edgelord Yuno's mine
>>715213555
YOU SHIT, YOU"RE NOT SUPPOSE TO GET TRIPS
FUCK YOU
>>715213396
So there are 3 Yunos now?
>>715213555
Trips declare truth
>>715213196
>>715213537
>>715213555
>>715213718
Who is the real one?!?
>>715212253
>>715212571
>>715212762
>>715212886
>>715212973
>>715213196
Reminds me of this. Would watch the hell out of it.
-Hanako.
>>715213762
I'm the OG nigga, fuck all these fake ass tricks
>>715213718
>>715213747
>>715213762
>>715213555
Trips boys, yuno's mine
>>715213804
Okay I found the one I talk to, just trying to figure it out. I know that slang well enough <3
>>715213747
there was 2 but a new one is now a thing yeah
>>715213767
doesnt sound up my alley
>>715213885
Fuck yo trips nigga
fuck
yo
trips
>>715213804
That's all that you are. A nigga
>>715213537
>>715213555
>>715212973
Jesus christ they're all here now.
>>715213544
Oh my there you go again making me blush.
>>715213911
Wuz gud baby? Just had to drop by to check out this fake ass 3rd Yuno I noticed from archives
>>715214021
Who the fuck are you
>>715213962
It's fine, deny all you want
It won't untrip my post
>>715214096
Deny this
>>715214068
im sure you could do it to me right back
>>715214072
Hey hey hey just playing some games and saying hi to the thread, havent been here in a cool minute just wanted to see if we had any new faces is all! I see you are victorious, congrats bb
>>715214072
Yuno, that guy.
>>715214202
Ight Ight I oughta head to bed now, got work tomorrow
>>715214210
Cheeki fuck
>>715214162
I'm sure i could, you little cutie~.
>>715214210
This fuckin guy.
>>715214308
Good idea, I think I might too. Goodnight
Night friends
>>715214308
>>715214413
Goodnight. Sleep well~.
>>715214370
I think you should right now sweetie
>>715214308
Cheeki breeki?
>>715214370
I din du nuffin wron
>>715214551
Well why don't you come a little closer so i can feel you warm body against mine.
>>715214736
Maximum smug.
>>715215080
lewd but i am happy to be closer to you any chance i get
>>715215080
Which reminds me. Does M'smugs still show up?
Am i to late?
I can't sleep
>>715215406
never too late unless its past the image cap
>>715215483
because youre posting?
>>715215483
Post your ballistic missile
>>715215208
As am i. But aside from just our bodies being close, i wanted to see your cute face up close.
>>715215343
Not sure who you mean.
>>715215406
Yes. For what?
Claim
>>715215629
I dont know if I could gaze into your eyes for too long without feeling totally embarrassed
>>715215629
I believe name was Shinoa. Short person, purple hair. Liked smugs. Here's a pic if you need it.
>ika
>>715215856
Don't worry, it wouldn't last long. As i wouldn't be able to look into your beautiful face for long before giving you a deep kiss.
>>715216103
they do yeah less than normal but yes
>>715215799
*kiss*
>>715215610
enjoy :o
>>715215582
I'm gonna fap soon that gets me sleepy
i never understood why Yuno is popular. she's batshit crazy.
>>715216103
Ah yes i thought that might be who you meant. they usually post in the afternoon/evening.
>>715216154
youre just so sweet you know that?
>>715216194
doesnt your waifu shoot people too?
>>715216194
It's because they want someone who would unconditionally love them, like she does Yuuki. At least thats what i think.
>>715216178
Don't post *kiss* while showing your dick pls
>>715216306
Not as sweet as your lips.
>>715216167
>>715216257
Ok cool.
>>715216178
I didn't want to see that...
>>715216306
She would never do something like that!
>>715216389
That's very sweet of you to think that.
Good morning waifu
>>715216538
>>715216154
Smooth and thirsty
>>715216460
It's not mine :o
>>715216562
you asked for it ._.
>>715216538
i mean i dont have any balms or stuff
>>715216581
no ive seen the gifs
>>715216601
is 3am morning or night? :o
>>715216601
Good morning!
>>715216671
It's their own fault for being in the way.
>>715216649
It's still A dick and i don't like it -_-
>>715216792
would you mind posting yours?
we can do it on discord for privacy :o
>>715216862
No -_-
>>715216782
it's 11:23 am
But I just woke up
>>715216784
Morning, how are you?
>>715216784
uh sure just dont admit your waifu is a little crazy like yuno its ok.
>>715216581
That was part of her appeal to me. but the batshit craziness outweighs that.
>>715216601
Morning.
>>715216671
No balms or gloss could ever compare to your natural taste.
>>715216862
>>715216906
I have to go now so bye
>>715217016
i thought they were meant to enhance?
>>715216862
Just as degenerate as ever.
I'm outtie. Got test tomorrow and it's 2:30am
>>715216934
i feel awful, i haven't felt this sick since i had the flu
>>715217012
yuno kills people, iirc!
>>715217016
i don't mind her killing people to protect yukki but she took pleasure in it, she's crazy.
>>715217029
bye tomato head
>>715217228
bye squid
>>715217016
How's you been?
>>715217282
So you probably have the flu again? Time for some medicine
>>715217282
i know
>>715217029
See ya.
>>715217168
Maybe, but i don't think you need it. Your mouth is already sweeter than any berry. It's intoxicating~.
>>715217228
Goodnight.
>>715217282
She just took shit too far, trying to kill the wrong people. Like his friends and shit.
>>715217398
there isn't any and i'm too weak to go outside. tell me why you think so many people love yuno.
>>715217496
Momoka doesn't kill people.
>>715217567
did she really have a choice?
>>715217621
Hey
>>715217595
I think it's because of >>715216389 that. Like Hanako said. If she wouldn't enjoy killing, she'd be the most caring waifu there is. Going so far as to change your diapers when you're old or just unable to properly do something.
>>715217711
hi
>>715217567
Hanako you really make me smile. thank you.
>>715217595
oh well it seems like she does
>>715217729
i think its better edgy people want edgy waifus
>>715217763
you really think someone this cute would harm anyone?
>>715217818
i mean she does look like someone that would
>>715217739
u never told me where you're from
>>715217818
Could also be because of that.
But... am I edgy? Because my waifu sure is considered edgy
>>715217621
Yeah, there were many times where "chill the fuck out" was a good choice.
>>715217763
You're very welcome, i'm happy i could make you feel that way. You make me feel the same.
>>715217818
That probable fits a good chunk of the people who like Yuno.
Also don't try to fool me, i can see behind that cute face is the face of a cold blooded kiler.
>>715217398
Pretty good. and yourself?
>>715217876
Nooo hohoho not in a million years. she's perfect.
>>715217920
not sure if i want to answer that in public!
>>715218034
You could be edgy but i haven't seen it, you hide it well. You must like skimming on the edge of darkness.
>>715218133
I read that as "netflix and kill". I really need to get over this cold.
Oh please, she wouldn't hurt a fly!
you guys all are gay and have shit tier waifus.
>>715218133
well good its nice to feel a little appreciated
>>715218259
then why does she have a gun
>>715218259
the edgyness is CRAAAWLING UNDER MY SKIIIIN or however that song goes
>>715218199
Doing fine too, just woke up, will probably do some chores and hate the fact that I have to study my ass off today.
What about you? Did you plan anything today besides hitting on smug?
>>715218295
I'll let my waifu handle this.
>>715218374
to defend herself like a good american.
>>715218408
i forgot where that song is from!
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>715218502
No idea. Some anon said some edgy band. Linkin Park? Green Day? I really don't know
>>715218506
Not every waifu is from an anime.
Also /a/ are cucks not allowing these threads
There were some other reasons too but I forgot those
>>715218502
oh so she would kill and or hurt people
>>715218259
You're right, she wouldn't HURT a fly, she would kill it so quick it couldn't feel a thing. Her bloodlust can not be quenched.
>>715218374
<3
>>715218408
CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN THESE WOOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
Yeah i have to go to the post office today to mail a pacage.
>>715218502
'Murica.
it's Crawling by Linkin Park.
>>715218594
I don't like either of those bands. Why is your waifu edgy?
>>715218615
Yes, in self defense!
>>715218748
Lies and slander. She would give the fly a good home with lots of poop.
>>715218748
of course id love to return it to you in the same sort of intimate way
>>715218838
it doesnt change the fact she is a killer
>>715218748
Oh, from Linkin Park, thanks.
Doesn't sound like too much to do.
>>715218838
I don't know. Most people who play undertale and got to see my waifu just killed every single monster/person in the underworld and then blamed it on Chara. Then they got pissie when Chara killed/destroyed/erased the rest of the now empty world and are selling their soul so they can go back to the world.
I think they are just shoving their responsibility on someone else.
>>715218838
It's not self defense if she instigates it. Only to draw in more flys under a false sense of security so she can go on a serial killing rampage.
>>715218882
Oh my how lewd. I like it.
>>715219045
mugi is pretty hot desu
>>715219098
then you will like what comes next even more
>>715218882
No one this cute is a killer.
>
>>715218959
And I will be playing that game very soon. Thanks.
>>715219098
now you're just assuming things!
>>715219266
forgot pic
>>715218259
u gots a snapchat?
>>715219266
>>715219283
Have fun with that. You won't see Chara on your first run.
But sorry that I spoiled a bit for you.
>>715219292
not sure if that's allowed where i live
>>715219404
i've been thinking about playing it for a while now though, but life gets it the way and doesn't move!
>>715219266
she looks like yuno
>>715219468
>Life gets its way and doesn't move
>Friend of mine is spamming me on how fast and far in he's with FF XV and Pokemon
>He als complains about how much he has to study for math in high school because of shit teacher
>He still finds 2-3 hours a day if not more to play the fucking game
>I sit there, grinding my teeth, studying while shitposting
I'm going to end some bitch when this continues.
>>715218959
It kinda sucks they are mostly known as an edgy meme these days, i really like them. Yeah it gonna be a simple day. Sucks you have to study though.
>>715219229
Oh my, i can't wait.
>>715219266
I can see right past that facade of hers.
>>715219705
well im sorry Hanako but you will have to wait a little bit. I am tired and i should have gone to bed an hour ago. Thank you again for this and ill be sure to try and make next time special for my uh sudden leaving.
>>715219705
Since I don't care much about music, I didn't even know they were an edgy meme before someone told me about it when I asked what the fuck he means with CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN
...That was two or three weeks ago.
Eh, there is worse than studying.
>>715219815
Goodnight smug, sleep well
>>715219815
It's ok, i need to be getting to bed soon as well. I look forward to it. Goodnight my sweet Tomoko.
>>715219850
goodnight Chara. have a nice day.
>>715220012
goodnight Hanako. sweet dreams
Goodnight, all. Have a wonderful day.
>>715219572
She does look like Yuno, huh? But at least she's prettier.
>>715219673
Don't worry he's faliling all his classes. That's pretty funny though lol.
>>715219705
You can only see it right before she ends your life!
>>715219815
bye bye
>>715219833
nice feet
>>715220088
I certainly hope he isn't failing his classes. Or else I'm really going to end him.
Oh, you're going to bed? Goodnight!
>>715220076
Thanks smug
>>715219850
They were the shit back in the day. Still my favorite band.
>>715220088
G'night
Good morning.
>>715220471
I know, some friends of mine, also enjoyed the band back in my day. But they weren't edgy, in fact, they were nerds
>>715220610
Morning
