Ask a femanon anything
>inb4 tits or gtfo
If you choose not to believe me then fine. You can just go back to your faggy trap threads but im simply bored and i felt like im a fairly decent person when it comes to advice and honesty so im here to help y'all dudes out
Personality/traits please
>>715215236
whats your bra size and brand?
>>715215236
Kys sage
>>715215308
My personality and traits?
Or do you mean what traits are admired in men?
>>715215529
Yours, i want to know what makes you special!
>>715215428
Im a 36 C.
I get my bras from Victorias secret.
Pricey but durable
Why did IBM choose the inferior X86 archetecture?
>>715215479
Nah ill pass for now
>thinks sage works
What a pleb
>>715215236
42 year old fag larping as a woman is obvious
>>715215592
I wonder, how much money do you spend on bras in a year? How often do they need to be replaced because they dont function anymore (not because you want new ones)?
>>715215236
Well just gtfo then.
>>715215592
shave or wax?
bald or styled?
spit or swallow?
pads or tampons?
length or girth?
>>715215236
>femanon
Oh cool! A roleplay thread!
I'm a seven foot cowboy then. Ask me anything.
>>715215747
different femanon here
i get new bras once a year
but i get a lot, like 10
i'll toss the older ones that have frayed and keep the nicest ones
i have about 100 bras.
Exactly how much semen have you swallowed
>>715215236
40 year old virgin male confirmed. No tits with timestamp? Gtfo.
Exit thread now everyone.
Unless of course u want to chat up a dude lol
>>715215964
has your hoarding been diagnosed by a licensed doctor?
>>715215236
>>715215964
holy fuck they're multiplying
>>715215964
>100 bras
I guess when all you have that is relevant is sacks of fat dangling from your chest area you have to have priorities.
>>715215575
Ah i find it hard to describe myself in a short paragraph.
Do i think im particularly special?
Not really. Though i do have my own traits that im proud to have that i do wish more people had.
I grew up around boys so from the begining i was treated rather roughly if i wanted to keep up with the boys.
My mother was very keen on teaching me about honesty. Even if it meant hurting others feelings..she believed that people always needed to know the truth no matter what..so she conditioned me the same way.
Once i was about 17 i got in touch with my feminine side and began wearing more girly clothes and makeup.
Though from what im told a lot of my "tomboy" traits have still lingered.
So i guess in a sense im a girly tomboy?
I also sincerely believe that im actually funny. While really i dont think females have the power to be funny though i dont understand why i feel this way.
I pretty much hate how most girls act and im the first one to call them out on bulshut which had lead a few females to absolutely hate me.
I feel like im a person you either really admire or you cant stand...ive never encountered anyone who ever felt just "bleh" about me.
I feel like im rambling
>>715215635
I dont know
>>715215715
If you choose to think that then have fun in imagination land
>>715215236
>felt like im a faily decent person
>here to help y'all dudes out
dont flatter yourself
>>715216101
alleged sacks of fat
>>715216145
>Girly Tomboy.
Thats actually my types xD
Thanks for answering Femanon
>>715215747
OP fem here.
My bras are typically 40 to 50 bucks.
My other bra last me about a year before it started tearing and i wore that thing daily so there was a lot of wear to it so i feel its not too bad chucking out the money.
Though if you get a walmart bra that will probably last like a month haha..the more expensive then the more durable it is
>>715216248
Oh no, I'm sure there are fat tits. They just don't belong to a woman.
>>715216303
m'lady*
>>715215984
that same different femanon here
in the last 10 years i estimate 3 litres
2 bjs a week x 10 years x swallow 3/4 of them x 3.7 ml each load
>>715216363
have you ever cheated? be honest
>>715216363
do you enjoy swallowing or just do it for him?
>>715215823
Nah im good.
>>715215862
I shave...its cheaper honestly.
I aint got time for styled pubes...i.just shave it all off.
If i like/love ya then ill swallow..if youre a random fuck then i aint swallowing your jizz.
Tampons allll the way...like seriously when i wore pads it was like wearing a big noisey diaper that half of the time didnt cover where you wanted it to.
Girth...as long as it aint a micro dick then length aint.important
>>715215862
both. depends
both. depends again
both yet again
both again
both. good girth good length
>>715215984
Haha ive honestly never thought of that....maybe a gallon? I feel like thats a lot
>>715216355
Dying laughing right now, not gunna lie i do sound like a pleb
>>715216442
never cheated
>>715216499
for him and because it's not messy
nigger
>>715215236
>faggy trap threads
At least they deliver OP, go fuck yourself.
>>715216303
I feel like a "girly tomboy" is somewhat of a paradox though its the best way to describe myself
I like makeup and looking pretty but so many people say i talk like a dude...note i said talk not sound lol.
Why do even the most average of females have around five side-dudes that they can pick and choose from, while average males are either shit out of luck, or they're considered "beta" for not being Chad Thundercock?
>>715215236
You know the rules you dumb cunt
>posting in a cancer thread
ITT:A fat faggot baiting other fat faggots telling them he is a womyn who is to strong and independent for nudy pics
i hate this place
>>715216766
Guys are more prone to settle for the walking vagina that shows interest because to them free pussy is free pussy but girls are a bit more nit picky when choosing guys.
So in reality if a girls likes a dude shes more than likely to get that guy under her while as if a guy likes a girl they typically dont catch her eye...you see what i mean?
>>715215236
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU STUPIDBITCH
>>715216767
Yea but i dont care
>>715216952
I dont think your mother would approve of you trying to be an edgelord online
>>715216965
Then GTFO
>>715217024
Nah...you cant make me
>>715216965
>>715217082
To quote a movie "they're more like guidelines anyway"
>>715216363
>>715217184
>that feel when OP like gore
Cool post all you want bro lol
Gtfo n kys
>>715215236
Tits or GTFO Timestamp or it doesn't count
>>715216145
What type of haircut u got ?
>>715215941
Do you have to work extra jobs to afford several sets of 3 and a half pairs of cowboy boots?
>>715217304
My hair is a bit long..i havent cut it in almost a year. I have lots of layers all around. i guess its nothing that really stands out
Do you get much sexual harrassment at your job? Or irl in general.
OP doesnt want to show A-cups
Will you be posting tits or be GTFO?
>>715217394
>>715217413
>>715217413
>>715217432
>>715217454
Well poop is fun too anon.
You can post whatever you want. i come here for these threads lol
What job u got?
>>715216686
Not if you're not a faggot, they don't.
>>715217514
this. checkmate OP, checkmate
>>715217491
Dude my manager is fucking beaner scum so idk if he really counts but literallt everyday hes saying some sexual shit to me.
Ive dealt with it for 3 years so ive just tuned it out
>>715215236
how do i tell my girlfriend i have a tiny penis
tits
>>715216070
who the fuck do you think makes those "what would you do" threads?
whores getting off of their rape fetishes
>>715217514
I just said my size was a 36 C earlier but okay if you wish to think that lol
>>715217576
I work at subway. Eh i dont really mind it though
>>715217685
WeLl them...post em
>>715216145
>anyone who ever felt just "bleh" about me
That's probably because you have tits. Don't misunderstand this world you're Nothing just like the rest of us
Even worse since you're a girl. Pretty sure you broke some kind heart you bitch
>>715215964
>100's of bras and shoes
your kind needs to be gassed
>>715215236
Listen, you stupid cunt. You don't get to decide if you show tits or GTFO. So either show your fucking tits of GTFO! We don't care about the answers to questions or your views on anything. You are nothing but a few warm holes for men to ejaculate into.
>>715215236
seriously. What interesting might there be about being a fucking female?
tits or gtfo
>>715215236
>OP can't inb4
Just cuz you say inb4 tits or gtfo doesn't mean your above the rule
Op is confirmed trap
Sage
>>715217670
I take it she hasent seen it then.
Well its a bit hard to say because quite honestly i feel like my bf has a bit of a small penis...he didnt tell me...he just whipped it out in the heat of the moment and i was all over it...
I was so ready to go inquite frankly didnt care...he never treated himself poorly nor carried himself like he was unaecure about that kinda thing...by the way he is im sure most girls would think hes got a huge dick..its all in the way you work it and carry yourself.
In more than happy with my bfs dick. He uses it right and just turns me on.
Girls dont rely on just looking at a dick to get them going...a nice bod/good face and bitching personality is hot too
>>715217685
Tits or gtfo
>>715215236
Thank you for saving b from all the fucking traps!!!!
>>715215641
XDDD hes such a pleb lELLLLLL
Gtfo to tumblr you anorexic fuck, this is why traps are better.
>>715217767
>misquoting me
I said "i never met anyone who felt just "bleh" about me...as in...they really like me or really dislike me..there is no middle
Also dont project your heartbreak onto me kid.
>>715217922
Wow so edgy...im so scared...he said mean words so i must leave!
Said no one ever lol.
I aint going anywhere faggot
>>715218073
Learn to write you're basicaly saying people can't ignore you. And I give you the answer slut, you just have a cunt.
Just like in this thread. You're Nothing except a bag of tits with a cunt
So why exaclty do you think you are worth a thread just by saying "femanon here"? You are not important and should not feel special enough to make a thread you are the center of attention.
Begging attention like this just shows women are worthless. God this is ridiculous.
>>715215236
Why does every girl I date turn into a massive slut after I break it off?
>>715218132
Go to /y/ where you belong, you anorexic fucktard
>>715215236
Tits or GTFO
>>715215236
Any orgy/gangbang experience?
>>715218279
Listen to this guy
>>715218279
>>715218239
Ah ill admit i read that wrong. But still
I said "people" not just men.
So not everyone is into my tits when they meet me
>>715218377
They might not be into you because you got mosquito bite tits
>>715217681
Dude, this is 4chan, no reddit. Nobody cares about that shit here. Very bad trolling, honestly.
>>715218279
Im bored and there are things i know dudes would like answers to so why not answer them?
Its like if you have a chick problem youre not gonna ask advice from some meaty neckbeard...you would wanna ask an actual girl would you not? Thats why im here
>>715218476
How do we know you're a girl?
If you dont prove it we can't trust you, thus meaning that you won't help nobody for shit.
>>715218476
Then answer me instead
>>715218288
>>715218476
I have a chick problem that some meaty neckbeard can't give advice on....
tits and timestamp deficiency
>>715218288
I went through a slut phase when the guy i was into and was sorta on and off for years finally rejected me.
I was heartbroken so i kinda went into this "fuck the pain away" phase.
I wanted to feel wanted just for a short while even though i knew the other person didnt give a fuck really it just made me feel good and forget for those few monents.
So some girls just go thru slut phases to deal with heartbreak
>>715218568
probably cause you date sluts faggot
>>715218377
Girls are the most superficial people in the world. Try not wearing makeup and being a fatty then I'll agree with your "exceptional personality"
>>715218377
You are terribly wrong. Men just pay attention on what you say because they want to put their cock in you not because what you have to say is important or relevant.
I don't know if you know this or not but you are not smart and what you have to say is not different or important. Men just hear because you have tits.
Then you come here and think people will think you are important enough to have a thread just because you say "I'm a girl". It just means you want your "girlness" back. Want to be heard just because you are a girl. But it won't work here since we can't see you and should not pretend you are something worth it.
Since this, admitting you want the attention for being a girl back you should also admit you are nothing but tits, vagina and asshole and show your fucking tits with timestamp. This will be degrading and should be because you and everyone else will know that people only will hear will because of your tits.
TITS OR GTFO.
>>715218293
You keep saying anorexic lol i feel like you dont even know how to insult properly.
"Oh man he called me skinny..im so upset"
Like call me a cow or something...those are like things girls DONT wanna be lol
>>715218625
>pretending anyone would want to fuck a acne riddled, skeletal, un-shaved gorilla of a girl like you
Gtfo already.
>>715218717
>un-shaved gorilla
Kek
>>715218703
Oh man please stfu and go away. You obviously have Nothing to do in here
>>715218311
I had a 3some with 2 men once.
It really wasnt that great. Like id much rather just focus on one guy rather than go back and forth between 2
>>715218426
Once again im a C36 but okay.
>>715218560
I also said if you dont believe me the you are free to roam elsewhere...no ones keeping you in this thread.
Im giving advice and if they want it then ill give it. If they dont want it then im fine with it.
>>715216560
A gallon of sperm... how old are you? How does that make you feel?
>>715218476
So are you our savior and will give us advice? I don't know the idea of /b/ you have but the saying there are just neckbeards here is nothing but a meme. If I want advice I go to a girl friend and ask. Or ask my wife. The fact is that you are arrogant plus what I said in >>715218682 by thinking you are worth something. You just want attention for being a girl and just want a fucking gangbag of questions for being a girl.
There's nothing wrong with it because you indeed admit it with your actions. But this is /b/ and you know the rules. Post your tits and admit you are not worth anything besides your holes.
>>715218658
I dont recall saying my personality was "exceptional"
>>715218682
Are you like just pasting a wall or text you copied?
Women exsist too
>>715215236
i dont say /b/ was ever good but there was a time cumdumpsters (the fuck is a femanon?) got ignored when there are no tits and timestamp. I miss those days
>>715218717
>acne
Have not posted face so impossible to know if true or not
>skeletal
Once again...you dont know how to insult well
>unshaved
I clearly stated i shaved in previous comments
>>715216070
WHO FED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT?!?
>>715218625
That's because women fail miserably to take things without feelings. It's like this at college and work. That's why I hate to work with them. I love my wife but she can't take thing without emotions also. If you have a problem you fail to confront it using only your fucking brain. And will be hostile or cry simply because you are a woman and have feelings and a period.
Then you get rejected and like I said before you will make guys pay for this doing the same thing. That's why women are fucking ridiculous and can't accomplish anything. You should just stay home and pretend you work and study (like women do at workplaces and college) and let us men do the real thing.
>>715218933
Im 27.
I dont really feel much towards it..most of them were with men i was in long term relationships with that involved a lot of sex almost daily so its adds up.
>>715218978
Why do people notice you then?
>>715218940
Firstly i didnt say the neckbeards were here...you just assumed i meant that.
Also not everyone has a gf/ female friend or wife like you, you doofus
>>715217715
Yeah, that rule was brought in for camwhores. This OP is just here to say hi and talk and stuff.
Okay OP, I'll bite because I've not seen anybody ask you anything other than about you.
Been with my partner for 6 1/2 years, last couple of years have been virtually sexless as she's been struck down by some mystery illness we're still struggling to get a diagnosis for. I've been quite happy to take one for the team and go without because on the days she's not broken, she's a fucking legend.
She's recently turned around to me and said we should consider an open relationship, but she won't be seeing other people and I should feel free to have some fun.
>inb4 handjobs and blowjobs durr - she's ill, ffs
>inb4 she's testing you - she's a rare one in that she's not an insecure fuckwit
>>715219023
Does it matter? You know it's right. Degrade yourself and show your tits or get out. You are not important. You don't see any man saying "anon here ask me anything" so don't use "women exist too"
>>715219150
Proof?
Also if you don't want to show yourself, I can understand. We dont want to see how fucked up you teeth are or how ugly you are.
>>715219325
And wherelse would they be you stupid little cunt? That's what is presumably when you say "you wouldn't ask neckbeards". They would probably online. Or wherelse? God women are so stupid.
>>715219529
Nah boi just this one in particular has some missing chromosomes
OP just get out. Even if you are a girl you are not a girl because you refuse to follow the rules. We wont pay attention just because you say you are a girl if you don't show your tits. Just get out and go back to anonymous.
>>715215592
Bullshit... Victoria secret stuff is flimsy shitty stuff that looks good until you wash it... You want durable buy real bras, Maidenform, Playtex, Bali... Stop pretending to have a vagina, you make us real remains look bad
>>715219313
Im talkative.
I tend to be that person whos at that party whos making the jokes or playing around with everyone.
I dont really know the word im looking for here but i guess you could say my way of talking to people seems really mean but i do it jokingly and luckily most people ive met understand that right off that bat so i dont deal with much hostility.
Then those people talk to me and they they introduce me to their friends and so on
>>715219584
No. See >>715219193. They all are retard emotional whores.
>>715219644
Stop making yourself seem better, jeez your no better then the basement dwellers that browse this website
How to I meet people OP? I have a few grils interested in me but i feel like im more of a friend to most i talk to what do
>>715219644
the word is cynical. cynical humor
>>715219370
To me it seems like maybe she feels bad that she cant go more often then she knows you probably want to..i dont think its a test at all.
If she really loves you then she wants to be able to give you her body when you want. Because of this illness she may feel like shes no longer a "good" woman in your eyes because she cant satisfy her man. So shes probably biting the bullet and allowing you to get your release...
I mean at least thats from my view...i dont know yiur gf so as far as i know she could be a lying whore but im just saying what comes to mind as a girl
>>715219644
picture of your bra tag
OR GET THE FUCK OUT FLAT TITS
>>715219462
Are you so desperate for a picture of a woman?
Not her, btw, just staggered at your level of stupidity, even for /b/
>>715219644
If you don't reply to this post your mom, dad and uncle will analy rape you until you shit out the puppies that you shoved in there. No immunities
>>715219644
As I said they just pretend you are important because you are "girl haha I'm so important".
Just get the fuck out no one fucking cares if you don't show your tits.
>>715219529
Neckbeards can be anywhere.
Hell i went to the store and saw one.
I have a huge neckbeard of a cousin but he doesnt go on 4chan. He just plays WOW all day.
Dude stop assuming shit..you look dumb as fuck
>>715219634
Uh i think plenty of ppl are paying attention.
>>715219893
No one who's asking wants a picutre of a woman. We want a picture of an attention whore who sould degrade herself for the attention. Get out white knight newfag.
This thread is cancer, you know the rules of /b/, and if you don't follow them your mom will die in her sleep at night if you dont reply to this post.
>>715219644
Ok to sum it up you're just Noisy. Don't think you're noticable that's not the same as a bright minded person or a powerfull willed person
Now please get justice for all the men you probably ruined and get your ego down with a pic of your tits
>>715219637
Uh not its not my bra has worked just fine. All because you go for the discount rack at VS dont mean the merch is bad hunny
>>715219749
Im not trying to make myself seem better. Im just stating who i am you tard
>>715215236
Oi female,
I pushed really hard and far in my gf last night during sex and she woke up extremely nauseous, I felt like I hit a wall but still kept pushing, my fault or nah?
Also her body didn't agree with the lube we used, could that be a thing?
Or am I just being retarded?
>>715220005
>We want a picture of an attention whore who sould degrade herself for the attention
>sould
wft does that even mean, you retard?
OP this thread didn't go in your favor, so just gtfo. Don't make yourself look worse.
>>715219948
Yeah that was definetely what you meant. Yeah I would definetely look for a neckbeard anywhere else than online and you definetely didn't mean it and is just trying to not be the st00pid you are. And you are definetely not using generic examples like "a guy in the store" and "cousin" because you are a dumb attention whore who can't even think properly.
Do I look dumb as an attention whore like you?
>still no titties
kill yourself on cam
>>715220113
Can I get my question answered so I can leave this 4chan drama?
>>715219779
Quite honestly if you dont have somewhat of looks girls are gonna tend to look passed you. Though its shitty to say but sometimes girls really do look passed nice guys. They dont want an asshole..they want confidence. They want a guy who may not really be a 10 but can act like it.
>>715219986
Even with the signs saying "do not feed the monkeys" there will always be stupid kids and people feeding the monkeys.
And there will always beckbeards feeding the attention whore they will never fuck. Attention you will use to boost your poor personality.
>>715220165
Yes, you do.
>>715220128
hurr durr I'm ignoring the text because of a typo hurr durr I can't understand what you said.
kys
my dick is hard
>>715220290
So do I look AS stupid as you? I know women can't use syllogism but this one's pretty easy.
>>715219807
Ah. Thank you.
Well yes so far ive been lucky enough to have made friends who appreciate my humor. Though not suprisingly a lot of the females i meet take what i say too serious and then end up hating me. Though its not much of a loss. I dislike people who cant laugh at themselves and take a joke.
>>715220218
>passed
well we know for sure you're stupid now
>>715219876
I can do that.
This is a cheap bra so the band size ran a big bigger
>>715219912
Once again...im not talking just about men...there are women i talk to as well..
Like really...you dont make sense
>36C
>which means more than 30 in waist
>OP confirmed landwhale
>>715220650
>Can show bra but not body
Ugly gremlin confirmed
>>715220650
Lads! Man the harpoons!!! We got a biggie here!
>>715220713
Are you stupid enough to not understand men just want to put their cock in you?
>>715220113
Ses fine...vaginas are built to take a pounding.
Also what you hit was the cervix.
Shes just probably gonna have some period like cramps for a bit and the go back to normal
>>715220731
>>715220786
More like fat cross dresser
>>715220717
Mostly every girl i know is either a 34 or 36....not fat at all
There's pics with fat people wearing these... I gotta sharpen my blade we going whaling today bois
>>715220717
You fucking idiot. I was 36C when i was 12 and was 110lbs/5'11". Dont say shit you don't know about on account of not being female yourself.
>>715220650
>has victoria secret
>takes pic of other
take pic of panty tag
or
fuck off guy
>>715220820
Are you stupid enough to not understand im saying females talk to me and like me too?
Like really dude i hope youre just a shtty troll or youre really retarded
>>715220881
Thanks, and I'm out of this cluster fuck
GET DOWN EVERYBODY ITS BAIT!!
*the sound of war takes you out of the moment*
>>715220990
I took a pic of my other bra because im obviously wearing my nice one...i aint about to take it off just to take a pic of the tag you genius
>>715221014
Fuck women are really fucking dumb. You are not able to understand shit.
The beast got Billy!!!! What are we gonna tell his family?!?!?!
>>715221092
Clearly youre the one not understanding shit here you fuckin autist
>>715221089
only two bras and one is garbage?
so you're poor and fat?
>>715221139
The beast speaks!!! What did god intend in creating such a horrid creature?!?!?
>>715221089
why not? what's it take like 5 minutes to take a bra off?
>>715221189
She's fat enough bro dont make fun of her, she needs special care to be able to take it off because the strings go in the fat.
>>715221189
Lmao for you maybe. Literally takes 3 seconds.
>>715221269
Why not do it then
Lol the thread got soo derailed, OP just give up already
>>715221302
I'm not her. I'm already naked and in bed. 1am NZT
fag starts thread
takes picture of sisters bra
is that what i'm missing?
>>715220971
>bitches posting without tits
>>715221162
Just poor
ITT fat ass attention whore OP and a couple of crusty ass virgins
>>715221369
Show feminine penus plz
>>715221388
>is poor
>gets bras from victoria secret
so fat stupid and poor
you're a catch
>>715221383
That's how it's done.
Aren't we forgeting something OP?
>>715221463
Just poor.
I spend money on good bras because those are more important...some things you just cant buy the cheap version of
>>715221383
Moar plz
>>715221369
picture lifting up covers showing pubes
>>715221383
I am fat. I admit it. I have huge 44DD tits, but you try get back into shape after pushing a kid out your vagina and having serious medical problems including PCOS which forces you to bleed for a month and a half straight in a single period. Enjoy your skinny body, because I bet you don't have to do much.
>>715221515
>good bras
>bras
you're wearing your only good one
>>715221556
Well if you were pretending to be OP youre doing a shitty job
If two wrongs don't make a right, what does a quarter wrong and two thirds of a right make?
OP here. I wont lie anymore I just want attention and I'm fat. Now lts go too >>715215759
>>715216015
>No tits with timestamp? Gtfo.
>this old dead meme once again
I have a 6 inch penis. Is this enough or am I SOL? Pic related
>>715221571
Yea but i have botten a bra before this one ya ding dong...its not like this is the only good bra ive ever bought..hence the word "bras"
Jeez youre trying too hard
>>715217927
>tfw you can't sage any more
lol you bumped the thread
>>715221650
Not OP but good luck to that one
holy fuck, show tits or gtfo, do you think that being a woman automaticaly makes you interresting? people here only give you attention coz they hope to see tits. idk why would i want to ask you questions, are you in any way special or is the fact that you have a gash the only thing that actualy stands out lol
>>715216965
Fuck off ya slimy whore
>>715215236
What's your opinion on consensual sexual contact between an adult and a child?
Really, all I get from guys is murder threats
3 questions for the femanons
Have/would you ever consider a BDSM relationship? Past three girls I've been with have been super open to it and loved it. I feel most girls have a kinky submissive side.
Do you have any strange fetishes you wouldn't want people knowing about, or would never be willing to try?
Do you wear matching socks? It seems like no girls do.
>pic not related
>>715221705
>botten
>>715221556
>went from a size 14 to a 2
>tested for PCOS twice
Sit the fuck down.
>>715216894
same.
>>715221705
why do you only own two bras?
my gf has at last 20
all colors and styles
also let's see some panties
>>715221831
I feel like i dont fully understand how a BDSM relationship works or shall i say what constitutes as one..
Like i like to be held down, chocked and spanked but if you like start saying anything more than "you like that?" "Ride that dick" or just generally simple phrases then ill get weirded out fast...i dont like that "tell me what you like about this dick?" Or " youre daddys little whore" or weird talk like that...not into it. I also cant picture a man being submissive..it literally grosses me out.
Strange fetish? I always wanted to be like choked till i passed out but i always panic and change my mind lol
And id say 98% of the time they dont match...but when they do...i feel like i really accomplished something
>>715220128
I think the only retard here is you, anon.
>>715221859
Lmfao i realized that once i typed it but i was typing so fast my brain literallt just spelled it the way it sounded.
I legit admit to that very cringey mistake
>>715220207
Don't bother. She only came here for the attention.
>>715222076
Yep only 2. I aint even gonna lie. In just poor and cant afford all those bras...i wish i could but i try to be as minimal as.possible.
>>715222200
It was answered faggot
>>715222200
shiiet, nevermind; I'm an idiot
>>715222273
post your tits with a timestamp in high res and i'll send you enough for a new one
>>715221687
...?
>>715221687
6 inch is fine
>>715221014
That's impossible, women despise each other. It's in their nature.
>>715222345
The thing is im fine with what i got...sure id like more but technically i dont need more
Fuck OP, I'll give you tits. True Femanon here.
>>715215236
Hahaha holy shit, these replies 90% tits or gtfo. Why the fuck are you still here?
Did have a question for ya. My gf just complains about everything. She bitches about tv shows/movies and says they aren't good, while making no contributions or recommendations herself. Everything is just "meh" to her. Then she reads these fucking teen fiction novels 24/7, AND has shit taste in music. Starting to get reeeeeaal fuckin old
Are all of you like this?
>>715221610
Nah, it had just enough faggotry to become believable for a second
>>715222480
Not all of them... granted ive met plenty of petty ass females in my day i know i couple who are decent young women.
Though i would say my worse fall out with a friend was female and she really ended up against me for no valid reason.
>>715222532
Ew....you can put those away
>>715222532
Moree
>>715222532
>op is not a true femanon for not following sexist "rules"
i never thought this was real, but...
>>715217728
Wait a minute... Do you have a spic boyfriend?
>>715222532
Nice fun bags
>>715222532
Got kik?
>>715222608
Greentext?
>>715215236
u cant inb4 tits or gtfo
its literally a rule if you want to be here
>>715222540
I can complain a lot but i try and offer other things.
My variety of music is failry vast so im pretty sure id like something that someone else liked..i like to give all music a chance.
Also i dont read fanfic...i did when i was like 12
>>715222680
I was gonna say something about that but im not really a feminazi...i mean if girls wanna be hoes and show themselves to strangers online for attention then more power to them...i just think its wrong...but thats just how i was raised...with morals and junk
>>715222516
now we know you're a troll
a true bitch would do anything for money
>>715222532
Answer this please >>715221826
>>715222817
>WOMEN AREN'T FOLLOWING MY MADE UP RULE RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you sound like a child. what the fuck are you going to do to enforce this "rule"? piss off and ignore OP? good, nothing of value lost.
>>715222888
wow what a waste of trips on some fag
>>715215236
>faggy trap threads
Where they also pretend to be women.
>>715222888
Trips of trash
>>715222680
>sexist rules
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend.
>>715222787
Ughh okay fine
>be 14
>meet woman 8 years older than me
>somehow befriend her
>she was into anime and i was a big weeb at the time
>she was cool for years
>one day meet boy a year younger than me at a party now 21
>he tries talking to me but i was crushing over another guy at the time so i kind of ignored him
>he tells my friend about me and says he thinks im cute
>she instantly tries to befriend this guy
>she keeps him away from me as much as possible.
>she would tell me stories of how he was flirring with her.
Ugh hold on im tired ill just vocaroo the story lol
>>715222888
Wasted dub trips.
>>715222888
glorious double trips wasted on a faggot
>>715223098
'ppreciate the effort, thanks
>>715222942
>>715223108
>faggot
I'm a woman dipshits
>>715223037
just because it's been around since forever doesn't make it not sexist
>>715215236
>>715215592
>>715215236
Do you like anal?
just post shit so this thread dies.
fuck op
>>715222532
Nice tits. Thank you for the effort and respecting the rules.
>>715223304
even worse than a faggot
>>715222888
double trips of truth. y'all are just mad you lost your safe space where you can treat women like inferiors.
>>715223327
>autism in one post
killing this thread for a good cause
this shit here is worse than any banana possible.
>>715223304
Anybody who wastes precious repeating integers for a shitty post is a faggot in my eyes, regardless of whatever the fuck you are, dipshit.
>>715223304
>>715223437
You did not read it, did you?
just by being a female this person manages to be the most retarded being i´ve seen this week
kill this piece of shit thread
>>715223509
At least the banana has the decency to strip off their clothes, unlike OP
>>715223211
Here we go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xnoLgzj00j
This is now a tits thread.
" im female!! so ask me stuff!!"
why do mods not ban faggotry anymore???
>>715223437
>>715223327
Okay, since you obviously did not read the picture added, I'll explain it to you in simple words faggot.
"There are no girls on the internet" is a rule, which does not mean what you think it means
As long, as you are not proofing that you are a girl with tits, you are not a girl here.
Posting tits is and SHOULD be degrading for you, since you admit, by posting them, not only that you are a girl, but also that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
You are unable to be interesting without "being a girl".
So, as long as you do not proof that you are a girl by posting tits, you are a faggot to us.
>this is sexist
Yes, it is. It should be. You are too. On an anonymous imageboard, where you can share your opinion anonymously, there is no need to be a girl. Your argument has the same weight as every other argument.
But no, you don't want to be anonymous. You want to be a girl so your argument is more interesting. It's begging for attention.
Now tits or GET THE FUCK OUT
the day op was not only a faggot, but a lame ass pretend female that didnt do anything but sperg around like a lil bitch. whats youre reason for being here? go die you cunt
>>715223410
Did somebody say bananas?
>>715223629
Because its random and ppl can post what they choose
>>715223720
yes banana, you´d be a cool guy if you´d go for shit threads like this all the time. but for some reason you dont like ylyl threads.
>>715215236
Femanon if you're still here
as a virgin how can i tell if i make a girl orgasm, e.g. if she came, faked it or just peed?
>>715216516
>ITT how to answer like a woman.
>>715223705
My hero
>>715215236
obey the rules or fuck off you neckbeard faggot
>>715223810
I post indiscriminately. It's a bonus when the thread is pure cancer.
>>715223705
This hinges on the fact that the only reason someone would want to reveal the fact they are female is to get attention. This is demonstrably false.
There's nothing different about this thread and "drunk gay guy here ama" except for the fact that OP is female. Both are people inviting /b/tards to ask them questions because they have a different perspective on life from most people here. But only one is asked to degrade themselves.
"Tits or gtfo" is NOTHING but an excuse to be an asshole to women. And when confronted with a woman who doesn't comply, you people act like whiny children and scream and wail that your attempt to assert your dominance is being ignored. It's actually hilarious.
>>715215236
you know the rule yet you choose to disobey
neck yourself
also
>tits or gtfo
>>715215236
tits or gtfo
just because you >inb4 doesn't mean you're immune to it. I don't even want to see 'em. But there is no reason you need to be sharing your gender. You won't get special treatment from us. anonymous board for a reason.
>>715215641
and this is fucking pathetic
>>715223863
>Femanon if you're still here
>as a virgin how can i tell if i make a girl orgasm, e.g. if she came, faked it or just peed?
You've never touched a human female so it's highly unlikely they came.
>>715223602
Goddamn, your "friend" was a piece of shit for doing that. How'd you even become friends with someone like that? I couldn't imagine her having mental problems, unless you noticed anything unusual about her attitude leading up to the incident or summin'. Like, women generally behave like that; it's an instinctive nature. And anyway, there are many childish adults.
>>715215236
>3hrs
yall niggas posting in a troll thread
>>715223863
Well an orgasm doesnt always mean there is gonna be noticable fluid coming out. I for one dont "squirt" but u do orgasm.
It is a hard thing to tell when a girls faking since i very rarely have pulled it off easily. Though there are 2 ways that i think might help.
For one when shes saying shes cumming and if you feel her tightening around you suddenly thay could be a decent indicator.
Also if your with a fairly light skinned women this might be reay helpful...hell i just realized this myself when i read it online a few years back but it makes sense.
When shes coming look at her chest. Typically when a girl orgasm blood rushes to the chest and cheeks turning them red/pink.
Ive noticed everytime i orgasm my chest is indeed pink
>>715224010
im saying if i end up having sex is there any clear signs?
>>715224058
He looks like a bara simon cowell, kek
>>715224058
>>715223913
DRUNK GAY guy is different than guy here, ask me anything.
you lil white knight faggot. the pussy you protect laughs at you lil gay ass and goes for the chad mocking her you FAG
>>715224089
>>715224089
thanks femanon
i hope this thread doesn't spread the cancer from your computer into your body
>>715224108
The fact that her civic contracts around your penis is a pretty clear sign.
If she has to tell you she came then she didn't
>>715222532
YOU DA REAL MVP FEMANON
>>715224179
._.
being a woman is just as different a perspective to you retards as being gay is. actually scratch that cause you're all faggots anyway
and I'm not a whiteknight, I'm the woman from before. so fuck yourself with a hedgehog please.
>>715224214
>>715224247
Mind if I save this?
>>715223913
You don't get it, do you?
If you'd just started the thread with "random anon here, ask me anything" and then after being asked about your gender, no one would've been mad.
You, my little fucking faggot, were BEGGING for attention by starting a thread with "femanon here"
No one here cares about your fucking gender. We all think you are equal to us when you post an argument. But by saying "femanon" it's... just asking for attention.
>>715224299
>>715224349
it's all yours, friend :)
>>715224057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VcfZVc9xPm
>>715224299
your shit is so gay and unfunny its not even funny anymore. why the fuck are people like you here?
>>715216321
Another different femanon tired of this bullshit.
It's not a correlation of price-quality by any means. Also I almost feel sorry for how you spend so much unnecessary money on mediocre quality pieces of underwear without considering the alternatives. I have personally tried some cheaper and more expensive brands and I've found that the only ones that actually "break" at some point are by H&M(the wire starts to break through the fabric). Some of the others just get kind of worn-off. Oddly enough, the best bras that I own are from a random store in Slovakia and costed about 25€ each. However, I have some Bras from a german clothing brand that I just tried out because they were on sale for 5 bucks and they hold up better and are more comfortable than some 40€ stuff.
>>715224432
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VcfZVc9xPm
hey look, proof op is not a 40 year old basement dweller. no degradation required. fuck you all.
>>715224425
Thanks! It just cracked me up lol
>>715224470
>>715224363
I've been bashing OP for a while now for the keks, but this is stupid, anon. Everyone would've still been mad if she revealed it later, c'mon!
>>715215236
Youve got a gross body; hence probably why youre on here for attention. You've done the tits now gtfo
>>715224214
>her civic
I know you probably meant "cervix"
But even that is still horribly wrong lol
A cervix dint contract around a penis...the cervix is the little donut shaped hole at the end of the vagina...its what seperates the vaginal canal from the uterus and other bodily organs
Lmfao a virgin trying to school a virgin...hilarious
>>715223913
>>715224363
For example, look at this femanon here >>715224470
Started out completely anonymous and then revealed by your bullshitery that they're female.
Besides some dank banana posting guy, no one will complain
For fucks sake OP, read the rules
>>715224559
Depends on how she revealed it honestly. Saw some femanons here who only got bashed by the summerfags.
>>715224214
Fuck I meant cervix.
>>715224470
oh nice! can you upload a pic of the 25€ bra (preferrably with contents)
>>715224363
SO MUCH THIS. And then she expects that we worship her and ask her fucking questions......bitch, unless you're a major in physics, engineering, computer science or anything remotely useful like that, theres not a single thing i would like to ask you, having a pussy doesnt make you special and talking about bra's sure as hell just proves what a waste of oxygen you are. So the only thing you can contribute here (since you started with ''im a femanon'') is to show your body coz thats the only thing you're good for
>>715224473
Ah whatever...like i said...i wasnt lying lol
>>715224620
