Has anyone here ever fucked a stripper before? How do they generally react to your approaches?
>>715209996
It's really tempting but you have to resist it. Strippers are basically part-time hookers. When you're in a bar or a club they treat you like a king, but it's just an act. One of them even offered me a lap dance once but I refused because I was wearing thin cargo shorts and knew I would nut all over her ass if she were to dry hump me. They're gorgeous, but stay away, and if you really can't resist, go the bathroom and jerk it off as quickly as possible. You'll thank me later.
i dated one once.
She told me she was a dancer when we first met. Bout 6 months in for my bros 23rd we went to her strip club without noticing. Bro told me i got him the best gift i had ever given, my gf's massive tits.
I'm not bothered by that kind of stuff (i've dated a sex worker before and since actually) so we dated for another year before she had some family shit and basically melted down and diapered. Wonder where she is now... probably in a ditch. that was the most likely end for that one.
>>715211115
>diapered
tell me more about her diaper issue...
>>715209996
you're better off finding a stripper off hours somewhere they hang out. they're more likely to hook up for $ not on the clock.
>>715211215
i'm tired. shut it.
I've fucked a few.
First one I met out side of club was just to talk and have coffee... Got a BJ and then she asked if I'd buy her groceries...
Second was negotiated Sex exchange.
3rd was a girl who I was driving home and didn't want to be alone. I actually didn't want to fuck her but she begged.
I had one babe who every Friday and night & Saturday we would go to her place and jump in her hot tub after she blew me or gave me a hand job. Pick related her last year...
Left my wife for one actually, I'm lieing beside her right now.
The challenge is to not be a customer.... If you are it's all about what you can do for her. If your not a customer they are amazing & generous people.
How do they react to your approach? They've heard it all... There is nothing you can say that they havent heard.
>>715211215
He meant disappeared mongolord
>>715209996
They are usually more accepting of your advances if you have some cocaine to offer.
>>715211813
>cocaine
More like white rocks
I fcked one from backpage, at 2am after work, the room next to her husband and smoking crack like a whore, was I stupid?
>>715210825
>One of them even offered me a lap dance once but I refused because I was wearing thin cargo shorts and knew I would nut all over her ass if she were to dry hump me.
I hear about this happening all the time but how common is it? Is wetting your pants normal? I feel like if they're dry-humping you they want you to let it out, otherwise what's the point?
Yes. I was wearing a shirt for my hometown sports team and the girl ended up being from the same town. We were in a more popular place. We got to talking and I bought a couple lap dances from her. After some more talking, we agreed to meet at a hotel cafe at about 3am after her shift. Within 10 minutes of meeting up with her, we were fucking in her hotel room.
My advances were forward, but playful. I told her the things I liked about her body and joked with her about pretty much anything she would laugh at.
It helps that I'm attractive, so don't get that confused with raw personality attributes. It's simply a fact of life. If I could give any advice on hooking up with strippers, it's to understand that they're just doing a job when they're grinding on you, but to let them know they're turning you on while they're doing it. Just treat them like normal people, and they'll fall in love with you. It's literally that simple. That's actually decent advice for attracting any woman.
>>715212043
I used to be security for a strip club... It happens at least twice a week in the club. And usually afterwards the pitty your gf for having no staying power.
Never pull it out with out her permission first. Security will pound you if she calls...
The hand jobs or blow jobs are negotiable more during the day.
>>715209996
If you're an alpha male Chad king nigger, strippers are part of your Thursday warm-up diet. They'll throw money at you and generally do anything to be accepted as semi normal. If you're not, then you're just a dollar sign to her and you're feeding me every Thursday night. You surely know which one you are.
>>715212043
>I feel like if they're dry-humping you they want you to let it out, otherwise what's the point?
It's a lot harder to cum than you think, unless you're some premature ejaculator. Obviously when they ride you, they expect you to have a boner, but getting you to cum through your pants takes a ridiculous amount of time, and bear in mind the longer you wait the bigger they expect the tip (not of your dick, but the money). Can't blame them, unless they physically took out your cock it's hard to get someone off.
The hardest part is not to laugh when they do this. A lot of times when they do it you have to be drunk, otherwise it'll just be awkward, uncomfortable, and really hard to take seriously. Do not laugh at them, they will hate you because you essentially just crushed their egos.
>>715212576
holy shit
>>715211613
>babe
>trash in photo
Pick one
Was at strip club for bachelor party. Took one to the champagne room, paid like $50 bucks to get back there, then asked if she did anything extra, she charged like $300, but fuck it, smashed that shit, she had a condom ready, after I was done I went to the restroom and threw the condom away, she followed me around the rest of the night, banged her once, didn't want to fuck her again. When I was younger I used to pay for sex, honestly because I didn't want a relationship.
>>715212576
What's in the box?
>>715212643
Also, I really mean it when I say you have to be drunk. If she's really sexy and you're really aroused and sober, your first reflex when she gets close to you will be to start fondling her body, which is a huge no-no. You want to stay relaxed and not too horny, otherwise you may accidentally end up raping her. I've heard stories of it happening before.
>>715212576
>zev glock
>stripper q.t at beck and call
>effortless chadisms
this man is a god
>>715212808
If you're attractive and friendly, she's probably not going to care that much.
>>715212576
she looks a tad bit obese there, Chad
what heels is she wearing. post mpre pics dammit
Anon hit the nail on the head.
>The challenge is not to be a customer...
Once you've accepted the fact that you're probably not going to fuck the stripper, you've just taken the first step on the journey to fuck the stripper.
Learn strip club etiquette. Be friendly, courteous even. Tip at least $1 per song (avg $3 per girl on rotation). Don't whip your penis out without permission.
>>715212778
that's a really expensive glock called a ZEV if the case is any indication
show us chad thundercock
>>715212576
from DC?
>>715209996
they are all sluts with drug problems
say you have some coke and they will hop on top of you
wear a damn condom
If you have a beach cabin, cocaine, and pills, it's easy.
>>715212989
Actually most of them are just college students who need a bit of extra cash for their rent. That's why a lot of them work on the weekends, if they do end up fucking someone it really wouldn't be that different than a normal clubbing college girl either, but at least being a stripper gives you a wider variety of choices to fuck.
>>715212915
If that's obese I'd hate to see what you call normal.
>>715212928
Bingo.
Also to my /b/ros trying to figure out how to fuck strippers
Don't drool on them in a strip club is the first lesson I bestow upon ye
>>715212915
Obese? Go grab a dictionary, you judgemental cunt. She still wouldn't fuck you.
>>715212731
I have chosen one and I'm really happy with my girl. As per the garbage in the photo... It's the dancers change room... Lockers mirrors and garbage happen.
>>715212576
Whale strippers are allowed?
>>715213388
Lol, keep trying, bitter virgin.
>>715213388
virgin manlet detected
>>715212576
Shading conflicts and strange focus 50% chance this is shopped.
>>715213475
Never mind hadn't seen second pic.
Kids a legit alpha for sure.
>>715213475
nope
I just scrubbed it
its legit
looks like maybe the paper is glossy is all
sorry for bad english
>>715213475
This site is overrun by stupid teens.
>>715213570
Strip clubs have standards. Letting some drugee be a stripper is pretty abnormal unless you live in some ghetto.
>>715209996
Never dated but have fucked a few at stripclubs.
>>715213434
Yes they prefer guys like you.
>>715213677
No dude it's shopped, just look at the pixels
So I have a question way out in left feild?
Does bringing your girlfriend that's into it help at all?
I went once with her and we had 3 or 4 girls beg us to come to the back and they only asked us to pay half.
>>715209996
That girl looks exactly like the one in this video. You have a boner for Russian bitches, OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Mt09jpPRI
>>715213927
Clearly.
So I guess since this became a thing inadvertently... Dubs after this post sees what's in the box
>>715213958
Depends on the girl
>>715213978
... My nigga you have a keen eye. She's Czech. Have some more ass for being dat boi.
>>715214139
Forgot pic.
Never said Chads were smart kek
>>715214055
gun stuff, don't fucking care. I want to see her from the front
>>715214084
My girl was down. I just felt some way about going to the back.....should have tried talking her into after she got off work.
>>715214259
Nigga we don't care if you have pics of her.
Post one of her sucking you off or something.
>>715214344
Dubs
>>715214055
more
>>715214269
Faggot
Show me what's in the box, Soze
>>715214055
I want to see what is in her box.
Do you get it? Box is slang for vagina. i am not intrested in guns or other hoodlum stuff. Save that for the streets.
We want her pussy and asshole exposed.
>For what it is worth i don't think your photos are shopped.
>>715214269
>>715214344
Beg or take your ass to pornhub, faggot. I'm offering you advice. I couldn't give a Clinton Email less about appeasing you.
>>715214445
Turbofaggot
Rerolling for the BAWKS
>>715214445
one of quads haha!
>>715214461
Mother fucker
We got dubs twice in want to see both boxes
>>715214461
I cant help but love this guy
>>715214461
Justr fuck off then, you advice is worthless no one cares.
Whta's your dick like homie? What's the run dude?
>>715214259
>>715214461
Why the Zev? Are you a competition shooter? Or just like blowing your money on gucci snakeoil parts?
>>715214629
Autism at its finest. Enjoy my pics and understand you'll never get a bitch like this rofl.
>>715214677
He is eastern bloc mafia or more likely son of mafia. Strippers/hookers, expensive guns, hotel rooms, scrubbed photos. What do you think? That box was in that photo by accident.
If he was careful enough to scrub photo, he would be aware of the box - deliberate choice to leave it in, in my eyes.
>>715214677
Snake oil shit. I actually had it out to take it to shoot tomorrow. Been collecting a shit ton of snowflake glocks lately. Just wanna see how the go firsthand.
>>715214705
>and understand you'll never get a bitch like this rofl
That is immaterial, not relevant at all.
Who said i didn't enjoy the pics- just fuck off with your opinon, not even reading it. Don't get above yourself. Also, that is not autism I am displaying, just browsing 4chan. That is what i am doing.
>>715214461
How did you meet this girl? What did you say to her?
>>715214848
... Or I'm just a douchebag Chad. I'm not some Eastern Promises nigger and my dad is just a normal guy with a corvette and a bald spot.
i have, dont do it. they are so fucking dirty.
>>715214976
so, is she just chilling in outfits like that in your house?
or did you order her something along the lines of "babe, i want to show you to some kids on the internet, get dressed up"
>>715213978
No, I actually had no idea who she was. I was just looking at some picture of this club in Saratov.
But damn, that's sexy. You got a link to her account? I can't find anything searching her name.
>>715210825
>i had to resist giving her my money for the lapdance
>you have to resist super hard paying a ridiculous amount to fuck them
>>715215009
She was at a bookstore I was in. Just asked her if she was into manga. She was. Told her she should come watch Ghost in the Shell since she liked whatever new school nigra shit she liked. Took it home and smashed. Found out next week she's a stripper at a local club. I guess she felt guilt over that and offers to pay for all kinds of shit. It's like they feel bad about making money despite it not being full degenerate nigger shit.
>>715215043
Yeah I know. i am just messing with them dude. The way you do the date in the timestamp is not european, it is American.
>>715215043
/b/ro fist to you chad, keep doing what your doing, lets the plebs sit home, quietly hate, and ultimately...do nothing
>>715211613
>left my wife for a stripper
it makes me lel there are people as shitty as you out there
>>715214976
I've shot USPSA and IDPA for a couple years now, I'm enthralled with the competition 1911's. Feels like shooting a .22 sometimes.
Might just be your thing and its cool, glocks are great. Used a G34 for comp for years. But I'd suggest using that gucci money on some rifles. Much better turn around if you decide you don't like em.
>>715215197
Fair enough haha.
I'm not Slav enough.
>>715215212
My nigga have some bare ass and pussy
I used to be cool with strippers, threw a series of events i now look down on them though. Had a gf take up stripping after I broke up with her, her life went to shit after that.
>>715215128
forgot pic, she seems to be a regular there
Sexy foto and video! Free:
> http://utn.pl/IGglU <
>>715215404
if dubs you leave the girl and an hero
>>715215404
Great ass, keep posting bro
>>715214848
No shit Sherlock.
>>715215283
I've just hit 400 on my collection (including many NFA). I have a metric shit tonne of high end rifles. Don't mind some pics if ye want!
>>715215513
if dubs ur not a kissless fgt
I just want to see her asshole then I'll be on my way
>>715215677
Winrar!!
>>715215580
meh, unless the rifle is jammed up her ass I'd rather see more pics of this 10/10 that is chad's playtoy
>>715215254
They are just people man, there is more to it than that of course. But left wife, and now I'm living with a stripper is true.
>>715215480
Wtf is this??
>>715215580
More
>>715215702
let me guess
>wife hated to suck dick
>wife hated to put any effort into fucking
>wife bitched and complained all the time
>stripper chick is fun and just wants to fuck
>stripper loves to suck dick, cant stop the bitch from sucking dick
something like that?
>>715215580
Girl and NFA guns works for me.
>>715214976
>>715214259
>>715214055
>>715215404
>>715215580
i would enjoy to make your whore moan infront of you, OP
>>715215128
>>715215442
Nah, I just pay attention to pole dance/ strip dance videos, the best ones like hers come straight from Russia. I don't want to be a stalker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkZT6bj1_iQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGYDdNsztek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHmAVyFoy8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgrNTIHPsYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8J64mVbUdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1TEYU7N-Mc
It's over rated.
I fucked a stripper as a bucket list thing. Total daddy and abandonment issues. She was a formal rock station promo girl for a year. The bear in ohio? I can't remember as she's in Texas now.
Very beautiful. The vag was ok.
Friend of mine also half-assed dated one. He had the same issues. Changed the locks on his apt and had to move.
If you must. Fuck them at their place. They're not some kiND of magical lay. Mediocre at best.
>>715215907
Being a cuck or bull are two sides of the same faggot coin and you aren't packing enough firepower to contest me, squire.
>>715215906
What gun do you wanna see, /k/omrade?
>>715209996
>Has anyone here ever fucked a stripper before?
Yes
>How do they generally react to your approaches?
She acts like all my other ex's.
>>715215907
im bretty sure op and chad king are not the same person
>>715215907
>>715216132
FUKIN REKT
>>715216132
OP please show us some pussy or ass.
>>715216132
Feet or higheels pic.
Also name of your favourite rifle
>>715216132
Moar?
>>715216132
:) sure
>>715216195
that was a beautiful destruction with such little effort
this truly is our chad king
went to strippers last weekend, ended up chatting with one of them, told her straight up didnt have cash for a dance, we ended up talking for ages about all sorts of shit, i mentioned i was a guitar player, loved all old stuff specially pink floyd, she orgasmed about how much she love them, named all the songs etc. then she went one to tell me to add her on facebook, showed me her profile, seemed like a normal profile, and she had only been a stripper for a few days, told her i had to go to another club, she said she wants me to come back next week, to catch up, seemed like a nice chic, should i go back to "catch up" or should i go and sniff her asshole when its in me face?
>>715216299
hes providing pics so you dont realize how autistic he is by calling me a squire
>>715216374
She wants you to come back with money retard.
>>715216374
i would go for the ride and see where it takes me
>>715216400
bull got slapped with a faggot label and now hes clawing desperately to fight back
never realized that but king chad is right bulls are just homos in disguise
>>715216400>>715216132
Annon stop being a bitch and accept that you have been burned
feet pic
>>715209996
My best friend is a stripper homie. I know quite a few from 2 of the 3 clubs in my town. We met from partying with mutual friends. Fucked one time,got infatuated,then realized she's undatable. Have your fun and all but do not date. Also my buddy came up with this fucking joke... "Fucking a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in church,everyone looks down on you but deep inside they want some too." Oh keep in mind i hang at one of the scummiest bars in town so teres nearly always a few dancer homies there looking for that sweet sweet caine.
>>715216440
yeah thats what i reckon, probs says it to all the customers
>>715216466
this is true, either way end up with sticky fingers
>>715216515
>bullfaggot squire detected
king chad has forever ruined you kek
>>715212043
>>715216489
you got a bad case of being a cheerleader :)
are you also implying gays are worse than straight people?
>>715216515
far from it, i sense some insecurities from this wannabe with his glock and whore, i am fairly certain hes fronting as hard as he can infront of /b/tards, which i find very pathetic
dont stop fanboying over his balls tho
>>715216645
:)
>>715212771
You paid 350 for sex?
Nigga you could've just bought a game system and jacked off.
Chad is being too much of a Chad, stop drooling over almost nothing and further feeding his Chad ego.
>>715216687
you tried so hard
>>715216635
You from Aus? if so fuck that
>>715216687
tldr;
bull embraces his newfound faggot title
>>715215880
Not that it's any of your business.
The issue with my wife was ongoing for many years. I should have maned up before I married her and just walked away. But she we had some history and she said all the right things to make me think there was a real chance. But there was no follow through, I went to couples therapy alone because... WelI don't really know why...
Don't be so judgmental and presumptive.
>>715216860
and i will keep "trying" as long as you socially rejected /b/tards amuse me <:-)
>>715216905
i consider you a degenerate if you're a person who thinks sexual preferences makes you a bad or a good person
its simply moronic, /b/rother
>>715215951
>I don't want to be a stalker.
You're missing out.
>>715216974
not that guy but ur talkin about social rejects when ur a """""""bull""""""" with no grill anywhere to be found
I mean wat
>>715209996
All you have to do is listen to their story and sympathize. They all have a tale of woe.
I actually used the line from "Good Will Hunting " when one told me about her early abuse. I told her "it's not your fault " a bunch of times and she sucked my dick all night.
>>715213978
Nice but that looked stupid and painful.
>>715215580
She is a fucking goddess! I absolutely love that body type, not to skinny and built just right for either hard fucking to sweet love making... and big nipples?! Dayummm! Score!
>>715217080
i am currently sexually active with 2x 18 year olds and one 32
do you want try again?
>>715217267
pics with timestamp or gtfo you lying queer
>>715214139
If you can find that chick in the video and bang her and take pictures on here like you are now to prove it... I don't know what I would do but it would be fucking awesome.
>>715217267
t. imagination
>>715217267
And you have a hand free to type? bravo, sir.
>>715217367
i can actually post one pic that i took of one of the 18 year olds
i just had to, its one of the most beautiful ones ive had so far
>>715217556
dont stop now
>>715217634
autism alert
>>715217666
>using facebook download pic
timestamp or gtfo satan
>>715217666
T I M E S T A M P
M I S S I N
>>715217721
i sent it from my phone to myself you retard
>>715217750
keen eye
>>715217790
jesus you are the queen faggot
I've fucked about 7 strippers, mostly out of the club and unrelated to their job. Don't be a customer or you're fucked, but if you have them as close friends they are some of the most amazing people you will ever meet.
My one friend would pay the tab for the mother and her child the next booth over, another would help children in 3rd world countries after an earthquake, another put her own safety on hold to uncover a sex traffic smuggler, another teaches dance to kids... they are shrewd business women as strippers but the ones I've known personally have hearts of gold.
Just my experience though, not saying all are like that... not by a long shot, just some of the ones I've known- seriously are some bad ass bitches
>>715217666
Tits or GTFO
>>715217666
Very nice...
Can you get one of her doggy style with back arched?
>>715217861
dont forget to take your autism pills
>>715217915
im not a girl you dumb fuck
>>715217963
shes not with me right now
>>715216132
>Being a cuck or bull are two sides of the same faggot coin and you aren't packing enough firepower to contest me, squire.
I like this guy.
>>715218021
Do you ever bury your face in there?
Because that's what I'd be doing, that ass is perfect!
>>715218179
He utterly destroyed the bullqueercisnerd who now cannot produce a timestamp picture of a girl
Impossible not to like
>>715218225
Can't bury your face in a jpeg you found online
>>715218225
it's fake you moron
ask him for a timestamp
>>715217963
>>715217666
screenshot for cringe breads
>>715212916
>don't be a custy
>make sure you throw fistfuls of dollars
Pick one bro
>>715218281
>>715218336
Show me the link where it's online then...
>>715218225
yea i was her first guy who ate her ass out
i also made her cum by eating her pussy out
which was crazy easy since she was on mdma
>>715218579
haha exactly, i havent shared it with anyone but this time, its very new
>>715218532
your autism is showing
>>715218579
king chad posted a timestamp when he btfod you
you cant be bothered to post a single timestamp
riiiiiiiiight
>>715218611
t. imagination
>>715218640
that wasnt me you retard
that was another guy who had a great point, try finding that picture on the internet except here
>>715218704
autism3000
>>715218640
Not my pic faggot, go ahead and show me where he found it online then. Just because you can't get a girl doesn't mean others can't. And no, not talking about pictures of girls- I'm talking about actually living, breathing, human beings to interact with.
>>715218611
no way man I believe you heres my girl shes not here at the moment but here she is
>>715218611
Good job sir! Damn that's nice. Where did you meet her? I'm curious what your age is also if you don't mind sharing. I just got out of a 15 year relationship and need some young thing like that to get my mind right haha
My ants are strippers at club risque in bristol pa lol anyone ever been jen and kim mcallister are real names one has a bird tattoo I
On her side I would fuck both
>>715209996
I fucked your Ma.
Does that count?
>>715218826
She's ugly and wears way too much make up (because she's ugly)
>>715218884
What the fuck are you trying to say?
>>715218873
He met her in his imagination
>>715218782
exactly, you're not as autistic as 90% of the social rejects on /b/
>>715218826
i think ive seen her before tho
>>715218873
i saw her on snapchat, added her and sent her a message
we talked and she wanted me to pick her up when she was done partying on mdma
i picked her up, we talked about funny stuff and i smoked some weed, she didnt want to because the molly was enough and we had a ton of sex
>>715218928
at least she's real kek
>>715218995
made up bullshit being eaten up by your own samefagging ass lel
>>715218998
and you're assuming i painted that picture or what? how is it not real?
>>715219040
>made up bullshit being eaten up by your own samefagging ass lel
believe what you want, i dont give a fuck :/
>>715212576
>>715213235
>>715214055
>>715214259
>>715214976
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>>715215580
this guy actually gets what op wants and does it with proof
>>715215907
>>715216400
>>715216687
>>715216974
>>715217267
>>715217666
>>715217790
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>>715218611
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>>715218995
this guy is just a massive faggot squire making up shit topkek
>>715218960
Ant kim and jen work at stripclub risque in Bristol PA u from Pennsylvania
>>715218995
Considering this place that's sort of a compliment haha.
Funny, well sad really, that someone would rather believe that it's not possible to hook up with hotties, and maybe, just maybe a girl you hooked up with isn't there with you right now doing a photo shoot.
Infants, I'm surrounded by infants.
>>715219231
Show were the guy got the pic online or shut your faggot ass mouth you hopeless virgin.
No wonder none of the girls want anything to do with your goofy ass.
>>715219231
yea im a faggot "squire" cos im fucking normal girls who are interested in me
while the guy who pays girls for sex, and has a gun for some reason is cool to your standards
which should not really surprise me since 90% of the guys on /b/ are guys who are 15min from killing themselves
>>715219348
>Funny, well sad really, that someone would rather believe that it's not possible to hook up with hotties
great point, the fact they dont believe its possible at all tells me they wont even try, ever
>>715211613
She looks nice. Would totally
>>715219459
mad and gay and no timestamp
>>715219459
you are hands down the most massive faggot online right now
>>715219459
>b-but I get girls
>i-i swear that pic i posted once is a grill I boinked
>s-s-so there and you are all autism
lolk
>>715219542
memad
>>715219566
yea i have to be atleast top5 right now, for calling you morons out for what you are
>>715219636
are you implying the replies im getting are from healthy individuals? try again
>>715213264
How old is she? Seems not to be her best years?
>>715219231
/thread
>>715213163
Yeah, none of them are college girls. Thats the go to excuse for them dancing.
Single mom
Drug habit
Daddy hugged them either too much or not enough.
Only reasons they strip
>>715214055
Pity I thought she hab bigger titties, but the rest seems ok
>>715219459
Yep!
And still got their panties all up in a bunch because their baby nuts aint dropped yet.
Dur de dur no timestamp waaaaa
Well, this is /b/ afterall.
Anyways, congrats on your game... that's legit, I need to pull me a little hottie.
>>715213978
Video not avaible.
>>715219682
It's pretty simple. Not even mad at you, but the first guy had a girl onhand and posted proof. You didn't and got pretty much called out for it, then got defensive. When you did post a supposed partner of yours, you claimed because a reverse image search wouldn't bring up anything that this is proof you must have been the banger of grills. Who's to say you didn't screen shot that from a webcam? Just my opinion but if you're going to be on b you might want to thicken up your skin a bit.
>>715219829
you have a vivid imagination
i like that
>>715219837
Not him but it works fine for me. Which country are you in?
SHe was an ex-stripper but yes I have.
>>715219459
>That game, no dual monitor
>FB
>YouTube
>ask a girl...
Dude, this is my first reply to this thread and you are a massive faggot.
>15 minutes away
Ok, I will wait. Timestamp it and do a flip.
>>715219459
Shit teir deck m8
>>715211613
post pics man
>>715219829
you will eventually end up with one if you just start, literally how life works
>>715219840
i've been here since 2008, im calling out the morons when i see them
i dont care if i have timestamp or not, the words i speak still ring true, take it or leave it
>>715219981
what even is your point?
>ask a girl...
??
are you implying we should not be talking to girls?
fucking autism explosions going on
>>715209996
You pay for it like a hooker, you pay more if you want the clean one.
Most the ones that you can take home use guys like you as a side business.
>>715211613
Hahah yeah you sound like a real legit person with your life figured right out
>>715211613
>Confirmed coke dealer ^
>>715220079
Interesting. I've also been here since 08. Oddly enough, I have a much different perspective of what is to be regarded as fact and what is to be regard as fiction.
Also interesting that you say you're calling out morons. You've been the guy getting dungoofed.
>>715213163
I think by college girls you mean addicted to cocaine and had been raped earlier in life
>>715220246
how have i been dungoofed?
i do realize i havent proven anything as facts
my intentions were not to prove anything
im just saying that the guys who were drooling over the guy who had bought a hooker was some chad king is perfect for /b/ because it shows how many no life social reject degenerates we have here
they dont even realize that the guy who posts pictures of himself with a whore on /b/ is the same person whos on bottom of the food chain in a normal functional society
but i do know theres probably a ton of autists and/or asperger people here who view /b/ as a sanctuary but its fun calling them out when i see them
>>715216908
Faggot
>>715212340
Cont? Just something. Stories? More advice?
fuck for cash they either say yes or no. Worst thing you can do is try to date one though. The great majority of them are batshit crazy.
>>715220246
its also funny to me to hear you talk about facts or fiction since probably something like 70% of all the information we get daily is something we cant find out if its facts or not
in terms of media
so how do you view /b/ as any different?
>>715220079
Yeah, I know. Just got out of a long ass relationship and need a little fuck buddy. Better not to make a big deal about it, because it really isn't.
I used to be a driver for strippers when i was like 24 to about 25. All i can tell you about picking one up is that if you try to do it while there stripping its an up hill battle.(if your trying to do it legit,
with out a cash exchange i mean.) about 30% of them will fuck for money or blow.
if your trying to fuck them while there stripping that gonna be HARD AF. Remember they are at work and REAAAALLY dont wanna be there.
Everything they do and say is an act. there not horny, they dont really car about you, and they just want there shift to be over so they can go home.
the way i would go about it would be to throw a party. hire a stripper for like 3 or 4 hrs and tell her to come to the party at like 12.
show her a good time and get her a little drunk. try and treat her like a normal person that just happens to be stripping for you and the party.
after everyone passes out just tell her you want a privet dance. she pretty much has to do it because you did pay for it. after that you well you know try and fuck her. dont be to pushy.
the less aggressive you are the more they feel comfortable with you and the more they let you touch and play with them.
they'll pretty much guide your hands around there body getting a little more comfortable the less aggressive you are
. about a half an hr into your privet lap dance make a slow move to rub her pussy and if you make it there your in if not better luck next time.
(ps be respectful if she dosnt let you touch and just ask if shes down to fuck for money at that point 50% chance shes down)
so there you go step by step instructions on how to fuck a stripper. now i live in fresno ca were you can make house calls if you cant do that were you live that tht suuucks calis awesome move here.
to answer the question of the tread i never fucked any of them cuz i was sort of seeing someone the whole time i worked for the company but i did diddle one one time i just couldn't help my self.
>>715216908
>>715220452
No wonder she dropped your whiny ass, you probably have a whiny little Jew voice like woody allen
>>715220388
I've never seen a hooker who would let you put your foot on their head of the caliber that slut is, and I've seen a few in my days.
So therein again, you're just backlash throwing out strawman posts with facts pointing the opposite direction again. It's like a knee jerk reaction that makes you need to compete with someone who seems to outdo you, all the while vehemently calling out the autists.
If anything, and I don't mean to be a prick, but you're a classic case of autism here.
You can say all day long you sense their socially abysmal standings, but at the end of the day you're the guy arguing with some asshat online while the guy who you tried to get at is digging in pussy.
You're in the same boat as the niggers who called you out. That's pretty much that. On to the next thread, I suppose.
>>715220633
it definitely isnt
if you're laid back about everything, they sense it and can relax and enjoy themselves, have fun
just dont become a doormat, have a line somewhere
>>715220765
shuuuuut the fuuuuuuck uuuuuuup
with your fairy tail crap
>>715220696
Go to sleep Tony
>>715220733
fuckin REKT
also checked
>>715214055
Rolling for you to make her do whatever you want.
Czech? Jo, naÅ¡e holky jsou nejlepÅ¡Ã
>>715220733
i didnt try to get at anyone, im just telling off the morons who are glorifying a guy who pays for pussy
im literally sexually active with 3, and i dont pay them shit
1 of them drives me around and 1 of them gives me weed all the time
also the fact that you havent put your shoe on some whore's head doesnt mean none of them do
you seem mentally challanged too with your way of thinking
>>715220856
the reason you call it fairy tale is because you dont want to believe its possible, ill take it as a compliment you degenerate :)
>>715220957
>>715220856
and the reason you dont want to believe its possible is because you dont want to realize you've been missing <:-)
time to grow up
>>715220765
Yeah for sure, I've learned that. Boundaries are important from the start.
somebody save this thread for the love of god.
>>715216877
im from aus, fuck that as in nah fuck that or in nah fuck that?
>>715215951
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHmAVyFoy8M
So which strip club is she in?
>>715220957
I see. More strawman cuckfairy talk. So, you are unable to produce proof of your claims despite that picture clearly being taken from a webcam.
You call other anons degenerate, but have to be driven around in this elaborate story of yours presumably because you have no car.
You doggedly pursue the logic that since one can't believe your story on the internet, that it must be because he is of a lesser quality of life and simply can't imagine the stuffs of your life.
Yet, you can't imagine a guy with a girl on deck without having to pay for it.
I see.
Well, anyways, back to reality.
He really hurt your pride with that comment, didn't he?
>>715209996
yes. it was gross.
>>715221061
saves it for this alone
>>715216132
the day a real chad bitchslapped a wannabe bull
>>715221296
that was easily the greatest rekt of the month
>>715216132
Shots fucking fired
>>715216908
Come on havea some balls. If you're gonna bitch out to ever person that has a go at you. Nigger you aint gon survive.
Its B embrace the moral relativity. You home wrecking, easy ass mark fo sluts looking for a buck. Cause you know she borrowing money from ya.>>715216974
>>715216802
Negro please, when you have money you don't care, being in a relationship and having a girlfriend or wife is way more expensive. Plus, when our making bank you don't give a fuck. So I paid $350, for a hot piece of ass with no strings attached, don't care. Made that shit back in a couple hours at work. Single, no kids, and not black, I do what I want. I wasn't at some shitty run down strip bar where the bitches have lazy niggers for pimps. Plus, reply to this post or every stupid nigger bitch in your dirty monkey ads family will be tarred, feathered, hanged and even maybe dragged behind a pickup truck.
>>715221213
so you're assuming hes not paying that stripper any money for taking pictures of her to post on a retarded online board? holy fuck dude
>Yet, you can't imagine a guy with a girl on deck without having to pay for it.
well very low chances of that, i think, none of the girls i've been with would understand or be into taken pictures of and posted for other retarded guys as proof, its fucking cringy either way if you ask me
>So, you are unable to produce proof of your claims despite that picture clearly being taken from a webcam.
the fact you say this is so amusing to me, i havent used my webcam probably in about 3 years now and that picture was taken from my phone after i had fondled and kissed/bit/eaten her ass out since i asked if i could and she liked that idea
>but have to be driven around in this elaborate story of yours presumably because you have no car.
the 32 year old wants to fuck me, but she cant orgasm in my house because one time my ex called while we were having sex and it freaked her out and now she cant relax enough in my house
i also live close to my job, have a house, and i havent felt the need for a car just yet, but i want one, but i dont want a shitty one thats gonna be a total money sink
>can't believe your story on the internet, that it must be because he is of a lesser quality of life and simply can't imagine the stuffs of your life.
the fact they assume its a lie because i dont timestamp it like a obedient dog is just funny to me
either way, all the information you receive might aswell just be taken as facts until its proven wrong, tiny things like these that are of no importance
more important things should be criticized, like faith and shit like that
dont stop trying tho, im enjoying your retarded train of thought so far
Honestly though, it's all hype and those girls are masters of it.
Their pussy aint all that, they just make you think it is.
Every once in a while a quality girl will be in a place like that, but won't be long before her soul turns black also.
All the money they make usually gets wasted on stupid shit, then they have a hard time later in life maintaining a relationship with a good man, since they've been trained to take advantage of them for so many years.
Don't fall for their games, not worth it.
>>715221670
>tldr
looked angry tho rofl
>>715221670
Like I was saying earlier... infants.
>>715221816
>dont stop trying tho, im enjoying your retarded train of thought so far
im enjoying this right now, you dont have to be angry to reply on an online image board, friendo
>>715221670
did this nigger really just try to brush off timestamps because he cant be bothered to look obedient?
do you know what board this is little guy?????????
I fucked one a few years ago. Went to a club on a quiet night and just talked shit and drank all night, she bought her own drinks, and even shouted me a few. I was telling her about the town i live in (which was only 2 towns over) and she said she'd never been there (even though she had to drive through it to get to the club) so, obviously i asked if she wanted me to show her my place, she agreed and dtove me home, we fucked a few times, and she even bought me maccas for breakfast in the morning.
She also gave me Chlamydia.
>>715221907
you sure seem eager to reply to people calling you out on your bullshit
seems kinda insecure if you ask me
>>715221994
My sides are in orbit at this obvious fedora faggot trying so frantically to do anything but prove anything and be taken seriously
>>715221916
as i said before ive been here since 2008, yes i know what board this is
your point is?
>>715221994
it might be somewhat insecure, but i experience it as just trading thoughts and reflecting on each others thoughts, and as i said before, im enjoying it right now, but it does get boring quick if nobody replies with something original
>>715222091
please cap all of his posts somebody
this is pure fucking gold
>>715215951
Thanks for the pole dancers! They were great. I found this I thought was well performed too. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMz1wvAhMM0#t=153.312583
>>715222171
Done.
Saved as chadcucksbull.jpg
>>715222255
I goofed with the link. Here it is from the start, I hope.
https://youtu.be/FMz1wvAhMM0
>>715211215
She wanted to be Pampersed.
Just a man to give her some Huggies, show her some Luvs.
>>715222318
bless you sir.
>>715215212
real girls have curves
damn nigga
>>715215701
who's this bae?
>>715211115
>Wonder where she is now... probably in a ditch. that was the most likely end for that one.
I found the serial killer.
>>715222686
You're a faggot.
99% of all strippers in Europe and South East Asia are fuckable for the right price.
95% of the Americans ditto.
>>715222686
>>715213235
you fotoshopping cunt write the stamp on here ass
>>715219232
I'm up in Morrisville. Never been, but I may have to now.
>>715212255
Rule#1 Be attractive.
Rule#2 Don't be unattractive
>>715223257
Dude lol go for it jen and kim there sisters. The real names dont know stripper names lol
>>715223454
>>715224033
Thats them lol
>>715212255
>dancers have sex for money
>but not in my case, mine really does love me
Oh Anon.
Anon, anon, anon...
Fucked a stripper? Shit, I married one.
being crazy over a faggot who is supposedly screwed a stripper
wew much succes much wow, the alpha dream
u guys are really the lowest
yall should kys
>>715224033
Stripper ant lol
>>715226371
I haven't, but my wife has.
Maybe Im wrong and you guys with strippers as gf's can correct me but it seems that they would want something "normal" compared to their exotic lifestyle and job, no? Like they would want to be treated as a lady and not a stripper. Maybe just ask her if she'd like to get lunch and dont try to get fucked on the first date. She'd appreciate you more if you treated her like a person. I have zero experience with strippers so Im just shooting from the hip here.
I don't know but I use to fuck around with one, I was a poor fuck so she obviously wasn't in it for money, some of the best sex I've ever had, she wanted it from me all the time, would travel to different strip clubs with me. I'd lounge around, eat free and sit in the back with the other strippers. Wasn't bad, but broke it off after awhile, just came out of a divorce and had a child so needed some stability, great fucking sex though.
>>715227251
BTW she felt good, nice and snug around my cock for any of you smartasses
>>715211115
There is no way you aren't a drug user
>>715211613
those rooms...
they all look alike <3
>>715217107
What was the line?
>>715221159
She's a pole fitness trainer.
>>715217107
>I actually used the line from "Good Will Hunting "
>she sucked my dick all night.
Brilliant
>>715209996
i had a roommate that was a stripper for a few months.
wasn't a stripper when she moved in. she was in hr for some financial company. took some pole dancing classes. loved it. decided to give it a try.
we didn't fuck until she started stripping. it was like a switch flipped. she went from "normal girl" working her first professional job out of college to running around the apartment in stripper clothes, practicing dances and constantly horny - especially when she'd come home from work.
>>715229464
Pics? What kinky outfits did she wear when she deepthroated you?
>>715222471
>>715213780
>strip clubs have standards
>>715230038
This was like 15 years ago. I don't think I even had a digital camera. We used to dl Kazaa vids and I remember her asking about making a site and putting pictures online to make money - but it never went any further. I could link you to the facebook profile of a 37 yr old mom, but I don't really want to do that. i kind of do. but i won't.
it wasn't like kinky outfits, she was usually just running around the house in a thong/panties and some skimpy top. i have no idea where she got her shit, but when she wanted to "class it up" or heading off to work, she'd be wearing stuff from BeBe. she fucking loved that store.
a funny and kind of gross thing. maybe it's a stripper thing? this girl hated to do laundry. once she started stripping. she worked. bought more stripper clothes. wore them once. threw them in this mountain of a pile in her closet. rinse and repeat.
you can fuck the strippers in Tijuana
>>715215404
I hope this /b/ro is a lesson to all the fags, especially OP. You can fuck thicc bitches. It's all about how you speak to them.
I've fucked 3. One before she became a stripper and she approached me. The other 2 I didn't know were strippers until after we'd fucked. Also both approached me.
>>715209996
yes baby, but be gentler, we almost woke mommy last time.
>>715215404
I did fuck a stripper, but the situation was atypical.
>Be me, senior year of highschool.
>Classmate is a junior chick with an okay face, kinda big ass, and massive boobs. Very curvy.
>I have her in one class, followed by a study period.
>I help her with her homework, start up a friendship.
>She's clearly interested in me, but I'm taken at the time.
>Starts giving me back rubs during study hall. Kinda awkward, but it feels good and not many people are around to comment, so I don't tell her to stop.
>Starts giving me back rubs during class. Definitely a bit weirder. Teacher is a coach who doesn't give a shit, never pays attention. Mutual friend of my gf is in the class, though, and reports it to my gf.
>Next time she tries a back rub, I stop her.
>I tell her that she got me in trouble. She says she's used to that. I ask why, and she tells me she's a stripper.
>Apparently, she lied about her age and got a job stripping in the neighboring state (we live close to a border). She tells me I'm the only person at school who knows.
>Break up a few weeks later (unrelated reasons). Stripper finds out and offers to help me feel better with a back rub. I let her, because fuck it.
>This time she reaches under my shirt and intentionally presses her boobs around either side of my neck. She also whispers in my ears and kisses my cheek.
>She does this over the next few days, and eventually works her way down to my thighs. It's getting hard to hide my boner at this point.
>After about a week of this, she asks why I never come to see her at work. I tell her I don't want to be seen and can't really afford to get in and tip. She tells me to come on Monday afternoon when it's basically dead and gives me a 5 to cover the entry fee, and not to worry about tips.
>So I skip school on Monday and cross the border. I pay to get in and sure enough There's only two truckers and a DJ. Some fake-tittied blond is dancing. First time I've ever seen a stripper IRL.
Continued...
>>715209996
Dated one for about 6 months. She made the first move, I didn't think she was into me because I was about 10 years older. Met through a mutual friend and she added me on facebook and we went from there. Was a pretty normal relationship for the most part, minus her mental health issues, which was the reason we ended up splitting.
>>715233826
>Girl on stage winks and waves at me a few times. I smile politely. Totally awkward. Didn't have much cash. Don't know what to do.
>Truckers keep giving me weird looks.
>I stand up to go to the bathroom (and just hide out until I hear the chick I know being called on stage).
>Chick from school comes from behind and taps me. She's wearing normal cloths. She gives me a hug and a kiss and asks if I'm having fun. I tell her "not really, just waiting for you."
>Says she has to get ready for her act, but that she'll make sure I'm happy until then.
>She motions to the blond on stage, who comes down and talks to her. I can't hear what they're saying, but my classmate says that "Candy will take care of you for the next few minutes." And walks off to the back.
>Now I can see that Candy is a bit older, maybe 40, some lines on her face, but still attractive. She starts dancing right in front of me.
>One of the truckers whistles and holds up come cash. Candy smiles at him, but keeps dancing for me, even as the next song starts. Trucker seems pissed. The other trucker says something to the DJ, who shrugs. Truckers both leave.
>Candy mentions that we're "alone at last" and asks if I've ever had a lap dance. I told her I don't have much money, and she said it's on the house because I'm a friend of her "little sister."
>Hops on my lap and starts gyrating. Also makes conversation. Asks my age (18) and says her son is about that age. Weird, but also hot.
>Song is done. I pull out a 5 dollar bill. She says I don't have to do that, but I insist. She calls me a "proper gentleman," then says that I deserve "proper treatment." She climbs back on my lap and starts making out with me.
>She takes my hands and puts them on her tits. They feel firm, but nice. She says I can taste them if I want. I look over at the DJ, who's watching, assuming I'm about to get thrown out for crossing too many lines. He just flashes me a thumbs up and looks back to his laptop.
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>>715235003
Fapping
>>715233826
>>715235003
moar pls
>>715235003
>So I start licking her MILFy nipples. She giggles and moans and says that I'm really good at that.
>Only get to do this for a bit before DJ calls out "Valentina" (my friend's stage name). Candy says I should move closer to the stage, and asks if it's all right if she watches the show with me.
>Sure, why not?
>We move to front row seats and she puts her arm around my shoulder, and wraps her leg around mine. We're still alone in there.
>Classmate comes on stage wearing a silky, cleavey blue dress.
>She's a really good dancer, but that may have been my horniness.
>Undoes her dress straps, dress falls to her hips, keeps her hands on her tits.
>Candy starts talking in my ear, telling me that she was a friend of my friend's mom and got her interested in stripping at a young age. She helped her get the job.
>Asks how long we've known each other and if I have a crush on her. Kinda weird maternal conversation with a topless woman while we watch an underage classmate dance. Weird but hot.
>Valentina uncovers her boobs and takes off the dress, down to a thong and heels, turns and gyrates her ass.
>Candy reaches down and feels my boner. Asks if I mind, I say "no."
>She says she "had a feeling about us" and that she's sure Valentina will "be impressed." Fucking weird.
>Classmate turns and shows off her tits, bending over. She smiles and winks at me. She then makes a jacking-off motion with her hands and laughs. Clearly, the two of them had this planned.
>Song ends. Still alone. Classmate comes down and asks for my input. I tell her she was great.
>Next song starts, classmate dances right in front of me, off-stage. Candy keeps rubbing.
>Classmate hops on my lap, makes out with me. Candy puts my hands on Valentina's ass and starts kissing my ear.
>Valentina's boobs are in my face now, basically forcing her nipples into my mouth. Candy starts making out with Valentina from behind me, with her tits enveloping the back of my head.
>Holy fuck.
Continued...
>>715222318
thanks you, kind soul
>>715235003
like a stripper would let 2 customers go to waste to give a private show for free
Bump
>>715235987
>Song ends. Candy says she has to get going. Thanks me for a great time. Classmate tries to hand her a 20, but Candy says that "my gentleman" had it covered.
>Classmate says I ought to be rewarded for my generosity, and insists that I hang out until her shift is done. She motions to the girl on-stage before leaving.
>Girl comes off stage (Asian, skinny, cute) and gives me my third complimentary lap dance of the afternoon. She doesn't invite me to touch her tits, thoguh (and I don't ask). DJ comes by mid-dance and offers me a beer, saying "happy 21st birthday" with a wink.
>Asian gets up and heads to back. A few more dudes have entered the club. I sip on the (kinda shitty) beer.
>Watch a few more acts. Butterface redhead, followed by Candy again, then a kinda chubby brunette, followed by my classmate once more. She winks at me a few times, but doesn't come off the stage.
>She leaves and the Asian's back out dancing when I get a text from my classmate, telling me to meet her outside when "Dark Chocolate" comes on stage.
>Sure enough, a black chick that I recognize from a neighboring school comes on stage. Surprised to see another familiar face, but I'm not really into that, so I don't mind leaving.
>Head outside, it's still afternoon (3:30). Classmate is taking to a group of 3 or 4 truckers. I wait for them to disperse.
>She tells me that Candy was her ride and "forgot" to wait for her, and asks if I can give her a ride. I know where this is going.
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>>715236768
Thanks anon, good story, please continue
i was young n stupid once, and ate a strippers pussy in the VIP, she had loooong red hair, and she was short. while she was standing above me. watched for the bouncer, moved the panties to the side, and lapped away, after a min she got a lil weak and said stop im gonna cum, but i forcibly just kept going. she came, song ended, tipped her, end of story.
bump
>>715236768
>Driving her back, just crossed the border, in a wooded area. She says she wants me to pull down a street to "show me something."
>We pull off the main road and go into a neighborhood with a bunch of houses under construction. She guides me to the end of a neighborhood, on an empty cul-de-sac on a hill overlooking the woods.
>I ask what she wanted to show me and she takes off her shirt. She wanted to show me her boobs in natural lighting and tell her what I thought.
>It takes about a minute for us to both be shirtless and making out hardcore.
>She asks if we can move to the back and put down the seats (I drove a minivan in HS). We do.
>She gets my pants off and starts sucking me off. Best head I'd ever gotten at that point, by far.
>She pulls a condom out of her purse, puts it on, and climbs on top.
>She's kinda crazy, gyrating, bouncing, screaming, moaning, swearing.
>Won't lie: I didn't last long. She didn't seem to mind.
>She curls up next to me and starts chatting about how Candy had been teaching her to strip since she was 12, how she had a thing for younger guys and was always either hitting on her son's friends or trying to hook them up with her stripper friends. She said Candy owed her a favor for being her son's homecoming date (NOW I knew who he was), which is why Candy helped orchestrate my special attention at the club.
>Tells me how much she's loved being my classmate, how I've helped her get a passing grade, how I helped her get over her ex.
>Tells me how I was the best fuck of her life, compliments my size and how I move.
>I'm getting hard again as she talks, and she knows it.
>She rubs and licks me for a bit, puts on another condom, then wedges herself between the two front seats, bending over and sticking her ass in my face, and asks me to do her like that.
>I keep hitting my head on the roof, but it's still hot. I last a lot longer this time.
>We switch up positions, classic missionary. >We come at the same time.
Continued...
Had a jersey shore looking stripper take me by the hand back to a booth in VIP telling me she wanted to swallow my cum. She proceeds to sit me down and whip in out and goes at it, lightly gagging on it the whole time. In short order I unleashed a few days worth of cum right into her mouth. Paid her 80$ and had shots with her right after.
>>715237777
>I treat her to Chick-Fil-A and drive her home.
>Get home on time, nobody asks any questions.
>Next day in class is back to normal. She gives me a back rub and asks how my night was.
>Study hall: we do our reading assignment, or at least we start to, then she reaches under the table and starts giving me a hand job.
>I have to stop her before I ruin my pants, then excuse myself to the bathroom.
>I'm jacking off in the toilet when she walks in, locks the door, and insists that I not proceed without her. She sucks me dry.
>Thankfully, no interruptions.
>Day goes on as normal.
>She asks for a ride to work on Friday. Turns out she doesn't start until 5, so we go back to the cul-de-sac and fuck again.
>I stay for the show so I can give her a ride back. Candy's there and tells me how much my classmate enjoyed our time together, then she says "maybe you can help me out sometime, too."
>This goes on for a few weeks. I attend her shows, and we fuck before or after.
>One time, she wasn't there, but Candy wanted to meet afterwards. Candy actually brings me to her apartment and starts blowing me. She gets naked and her pussy is kinda nasty. Can't get hard it's so gross, but I politely tell her "I'm just tired." She begs me to finger her, so I do. She comes twice, easily, then insists on giving me a "proper" blowjob. I'm not in the mood thanks to her stanky vagina, but she goes to town on me and it's quite good. Deep throats like a pro. I come in her mouth and she swallows.
>I start feeling a bit awkward after that, and only go to the club a few times when I know my classmate is gonna be there. I don't tell her about Candy, but I suspect she knows. Doesn't seem to mind.
>We fuck a few more times, but then she tells me about her bf (still together, apparently) and her son (wtf?). She says she wants to keep having fun, but this is starting to get too weird for me, and I know her BF (who I knew) would kick my ass if he found out.
>I break it off.
Continued...
>>715238646
>She disappears from school for a week.
>Comes back, now treats me coldly.
>Two weeks later, disappears again. Apparently she's pregnant.
>FUCK.
>I keep my mouth shut when she comes back to school again. She never approaches me.
>3 months in, I come up to her and say "we need to talk."
>After school: she tells me she knows what I'm thinking, and no, it isn't mine. Yes, she's keeping it. She's also marrying her bf.
>That's that, as far as she's concerned. I'm still suspicious.
>See her working at a grocery store a few weeks later. Apparently she wasn't stripping as she got more preggo.
>Kid is born. I see pics on FB. Kid is black. definitely not mine (yes, her BF was a black guy, just FYI).
>She says she's turning over a new leaf and going to be a good role model for her daughter.
>Fast forward 7 years: she's divorced and working at the strip club again. Of course.
That's my story of how I banged an underage stripper (and got a blowjob from another) and got a free beer. And all it cost me was $5 at the club and about $10 worth of drive thru. The end.
>>715239029
50 bucks says the club was in west virginia
