Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Get your own
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
>>715296275
ayy lmao
>>715296328
wouldn't put it past her, more likely they belong to her parents and she just took them tho
>>715296494
yea, not surprising then, any of the used ps3 games i've gotten there they told me outright they'd take them back if they didn't work because of that
>Sameji claim'd
I guess I'll go to sleep now. Probably
still here
I guess we're going with this one?
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>715296631
Hello tali
>>715296714
How have you been Galil?
Hello everyone
>Snek Claim
>>715296631(Tali)
Hey Tali
>>715296697(Alice)
Well you could always get some incense. It kinda helps
>>715297815
Yeah, my bad, I done goofed and forgot to link. Sorry Koume.
>>715296714
Car problems, and fuck gamestop. But the car problems are pretty much fixed now so yeah. How have you been?
>>715296944
I know. Reason I didn't buy it... Yet...
>>715297262
RIP.
S14's back home. Everything's checking out okay right now. Hoping it stays that way (though, knowing me probably not)
>>715298018
Meh. Whatever. Shit happens.
>>715297885
afternoon
>>715298121
I shouldnt have been focusing on thread while dealing with a caustic chemical, its entirely because I was impatient.
>>715297178
Ayyy weed
>>715298018
Dammit Rory.
>>715298121
On the brightside, laptop is all good! Works just fine. Installing shit on it, and moving shit off the old one allllll night tonight. Yaaaay.
Oh boy, no trouble so far? Don't fucking blow it up again!
>>715297885
Hello sexiest snek alive
goodnight
カラミチーマス
>>715297828
Overall meh, I've got cable and internet now. Still haven't set up the internet because I'm super lazy though. Got a Glock 29as my CC (10millimemeter stronk). Also some other stuff I can't talk about.
>>715298121
See above.
>>715298527
i can't into drugs for a while, have a bunch of drug tests coming up
>>715298527
I could tell you not to blow up your bike, but I doubt you would listen.
And yeah, Im a horrible person.
Claimu
>>715299493
Titty play Pokemon go every day
>>715299616
Yui
>>715299358
>Not claiming best girl of show
>>715298540
Had to go wrangle my husky who decided to jump the fence and get her back inside.
That worker involved in the violation apparently demanded a discount from a business that's only given to police, was told that it wouldn't apply to her. Employee then allegedly threatened fines and closing the business if they didn't receive said discount on their meal.
It's usually easy to tell which types of these things are to be taken with a grain of salt, but the detailed information provided put some credence to it. Gotta call them back tomorrow to see what other info they're comfortable with providing.
As far as getting into Mgmt. goes, a lot of it is having a good work ethic, being willing to learn your job well while picking up other skills, and then cashing in on all the goodwill and extra work when the opportunity comes. Gotta work to put your name and rep out there before you get paid for it in most cases.
>>715298896
Hey Yuuki. Now that my dog finished going on her misadventure, I can finally relax for a bit.
>>715299493
I want to hug Amatsu.
>>715298541
Night Rem
>>715299358
How are ya?
>>715298540
Its the blue-haired beauty!
>>715297178
Yeah, sounds about right.
Probably gonna go get a new disc after my exam tomorrow.
>>715298428
>focusing on thread while dealing with a caustic chemical
What chemical, and why were you doing that?
>>715298527
I popped my old PC's HDD into an external USB enclosure thing, and I discovered that I can still recover my user folder. So that was nice.
Yeah, it still needs an ECU tune, but I'm not gonna be able to do that for a while still.
>>715298650
10mm? Odd choice, but whatever. I'd go with a 9, though only because my stepmother owns a Beretta PX4 and that thing is comfy to hold unlike my dad's USP and to some degree his 1911 too.
Besides still needing to be tuned, not really.
>>715299493
>Android
Yay, your waifu isn't an iFag.
>>715299701
Nonon is pretty great but Nui is the bestest!
im a pokephilliac not a furry >:v
>>715299616 (Yui)
Hey Yui
>>715299948
I'm well, listening to music and playing vidya, how about you?
>>715299967
Do you have this gif?
>>715299905
Is that right? How was her adventure?
Stop leaving out the previous thread you fucking subhumans.
>>715279286
>>715300084
Yes, if i remember right Shiro gave it to me.
Why do you ask?
>Shiro?
>>715299967
Gonna have to disagree with you there fampai
>>715299954
STRONK
I think that if the FBI hadn't abandoned it for .40 (which they're abandoning for 9mm IIRC) it would be extremely common, not the most prevalent cartridge but probably at like, .300 Blackout levels. It's fun and I like it as well, so I decided why not.
>>715300223
No
>>715299954
Oven cleaner to clean the grill at work. It gets hot and I had to hold my arm over it, pouring more on to prevent the chemical from evaporating. >>715299905 would kill me because Im only wearing a t-shirt. I dunped cold water on it and didnt get out the way in time before the smell hit me. Cleaned my sinuses and probably ate away a layer of skin.
>>715300223
You start making threads if its so important to you.
>>715299948
A Court
>>715299943
Me too, anon ;-;
>>715299954
That would've been disgusting
>go to job fair
>interview with two people
>one of them said they would consider me
Wew lad I did better than I expected
>>715299954
I honestly didn't know they still manufactured 10mm
>>715300275
Oh, I wasn't sure if I gave that to you or not. I am forgetful.
Anyways, Hi Nui! How're you doing?
>>715300437
You are obligated to include it for making the thread, It's impossible to go through the threads in archive without it.
I blame Chara for starting this cancer.
>>715299675
Ohayo
>>715300004
Wassup
>>715298650
Oh, well at least you have somethings going your way. Hopefully the stuff you ccan't talk about improves, assuming it's bad.
>>715299616
Hello yui, you absolute cutie
>
>>715299905
I see, you seem to have a lot to deal with, why would they even demand said discount, given they're not a police officer.
And as mentioned before, I'm dumb, so i don't really think management is for me.
>>715299948
Oh please, there's other blue haired beauties in these threads
>>715299954
i haven't ever had issues when returning stuff to them, they should just exchange it if they have another copy, or point you to a nearby store that does have it
>>715300706
i don't do it either, eat a dick
>>715300706
I guess I'll start baking again.
>>715300060
I'm just laying in bed and listening to music. Had to bring a bunch of wood in earlier, because I heard There's supposed to be a snowstorm coming up later in the week
No matter how careful you are, it's impossible NOT to piss someone off.
>>715298739
RIP
I don't do drugs regardless, so...
>>715298986
REEEEE RORY REEEEE!
I should actually take my 300 out sometime. Haven't rode it in a while.
>>715299954
I'm doing the same thing to the old one from this laptop. Only it has nothing on it worth saving... so clean 1tb HDD for me!
Then don't push it! No need to get ANOTHER rebuild.
>>715301127
>>715300745
N-no u
>
>>715300735
See >>715298650
>>715300745
It is bad, it should improve within the week though.
>>715301127
This is true
>>715299616
Cutest Keion.
>>715300194
She's too much of a goofball to go far, mostly spent time zooming up and down the alley until a dachshund in a nearby yard kept her busy long enough for me to leash her and get back to the house.
>>715300437
Shit man, I don't gotta kill you if you're gonna do it yourself. Kitchen chemicals/cleaners and swimming pool chemicals definitely don't play around. Hope you don't get any ugly after effects from catching those fumes.
>>715300745
It comes and goes, but 2016 was definitely a blur work-wise. Even if you don't feel smart, honest work and being someone people can trust and get along with goes much farther than an asshole who thinks they know it all and puts people off.
You should see some managers in gubmint at all levels- 80% of the job is showing up and remembering to breathe while you sit in a seat like a sack of cement.
Is it too late for an apology?
I'm honestly really sorry.
Please forgive me.
>>715300373
Feel free to disagree but it doesn't make me any less correct!
>>715300568
Well i thank you again for showing me.
Hi Shiro! I'm doing well today, still same as usual, playing vidya and listening to music and other stuff.
>>715300981
Ah, sounds comfy.
Though that's not good news.
>>715300706
Didnt realise it had a point. I just thought it was to link to previous posts. Ill start up again.
>>715301241
Its a good idea, now that it wont blow up. I need to tighten my chain, some random left a nice note about it.
>>715301379
Im not as bad as my offsider who spent years spraying the hoods at an older job. But I usually turn my headscarf into a nose and mouth protector. I just goofed today is all.
They're not here.
I'm wasting my time.
If you do happen to be reading this, please talk to me again.
I miss you.
>>715300540
Did you have to compete with 20 Mexicans?
>>715301520
Sounds nice. I'm just going to take a shower and go to bed soon.
>>715300735
What's up?
>>715301379
Hahaha, at least you got her back! My dogs tend to not wander far from me. Which is a blessing and a curse
>>715300426
Yeah, fair enough I guess. I dunno, as far as my own CCW, I'd still go with a 9. Ammo is readily available, and at fairly decent price. That said, I'm not 21 yet...
>>715300437
Jesus christ, that shit's bad.
>>715300506
Almost as disgusting as no official Android 7 update, and no 3rd party ROM support... Oh wait...
Thanks HTC.
>>715300540
Hey Felix.
>>715300555
Yeah, it's just a super niche market compared to other pistol rounds. Reason a lot of smaller gun shops never stock the shit.
>>715300911
So I'm not completely fucked... Good to know.
>>715301241
Make sure you check the SMART disk health first, especially if it's a Seagate drive. Make sure nothing's throwing error codes or anything along those lines.
It'll help you know if it's worth saving or not.
>>715301307
Galil-chan!
>>715301711
No
>Felix
Sonokawa claimed.
>>715301432
What did you do wrong?
>>715301241
i can't find a steady dealer, so i don't have much of a choice
>>715301862
around here that's how they do at least, might be different elsewhere
This thread needs some lewdness, anyone wants to help me fixing the problem?
>>715301894
Lucky, I live in a sanctuary city and its impossible to find work. Even fast food jobs are a no-no.
>>715301127
Why the fuck would you say that you fucking cunt?
Yuno is mine!
>>715301664
I know mine needs a new chain. The one that's on it was neglected a good amount, but I plan to get a better one that won't stretch out in 7k.
>>715301862
It's WD on both. Plus, it's brand new, came with the laptop. I just switched it out for a faster one, so now I got the old one left over.
>>715301866
Ayyy Kitten.
>>715302051
Grow your own!
>>715301280
Are we going to play this game again or what?
>you're the cutie
>>715301307
Well that's good, I'm glad to hear that things will be getting better.
>>715301379
I see, this is some useful advice, thanks.
Although i don't plan on making a career out of working at a grocery store, you never know how things will end up, hopefully I'll go back to school soon.
>>715302067
Is this okay?
>>715300745
True, but you're the only blue-hair person I talk to on this thread.
>>715301520
Yeah, kinda sucks. Do you have snow where your from?
>>715301307
I like 7.62x25 over any other round. SLAV STRONK!
But good catch for the glock.
Have you been using data all this time?
We should go shooting sometime before we die.
>>715301379
Hmm. Everyone's being so nice today.
How are you?
Make any good food?
>>715301801
Long day at school. Ready to chill.
How about you?
>>715302335
What game?
>n-no u
>
>>715302067
Did i hear
>lewd?
>>715302353
>wew
Post more
>>715302423
I'm honored to be the only blue haired waifu you speak to
>>715302595
Whatever you say cutie
>always playing these games
>>715301862
I can get it for not too expensive, and I already have a Glock 40 and a 20. I enjoy hueg guns and meme calibers, been considering saving up for the ultimate meme, a Deagle™ Brand Deagle™, in .50 AE of course.
>>715301866
Felix!
<3
>>715302067
Sure, lewd it up fam. Snek is pretty gud
>>715302335
But what about you? Are you doing alright?
>>715301728
Oh, alrighty, see ya later, sorry i haven't been here to talk much.
>>715302423
Yes, though not too much this year thankfully.
>>715302353
It is
>>715302712
yes you did
>>715302737
Snek is best
>>715302752
No reason to be sorry. Have a fantastic night!
>>715302712
k
>>715302806
good
>>715302595
I've been studying and doing projects all day. Have a presentation in the morning...
From the formless void's gaping maw, there springs an entity. Not an entity such as any you can conceive of, nor I; an entity more primordial than the elements themselves, yet constantly coming into existence even as it is destroyed. It is the Child of Chaos, the Pathway to the Next.
>>715302051
AFAIK it's probably company policy, given the loads of unhappy customers I remember complaining about this kind of thing years and years ago.
>>715302067
Can't really help you there, snek.
>>715302284
WD drives are really solid, actually. I took one out of an old Vista shitbox my grandmother gave me to get rid of and it passed all sanity checks. Probably gonna nuke it and throw it into my new build as a secondary for whatever.
>>715302353
NOPE
>>715302737
>Deagle
I see that word, I think horrible wrist injuries.
Unless we're talking about CS. In that case, Juan's the name.
>>715302913
kurome's a psycho bitch
>>715302067
its too early
>>715302595
>7.62x25
Completely under rated round, very fun and
>muh armor piercing
Also it's Slav, and Slavs are great. At making guns that is, not at being people.
Yep, data only.
>>715302806
Lewd Snek ain't bad. I had a Gadsen with her dancing on it, but I can't find it. Sorry.
>>715303024
Nut
>>715302878
Sleep well, Shiro!
>>715303132
So a hellhound?
>>715302737
I've been alright. Each day gets me closer to my week off so it's been getting better
>>715302806
>WEW
god please post more
>>715302913
More
>>715303353
worst a she demon!
>>715303113
Every litle thing helps
>>715303133
is never to early for lewd
>>715303148
Wow nice , please find it for snek love
i'm heading to bed, gotta get up early, g'night all
>>715302284
ugh, but that takes effort, plus i'd have to learn how to grow it, which just takes even more effort
>>715303113
most likely, hopefully you don't have any issues
>>715301664
That kind of crap does mess you up over the long term. On the other hand, all it takes is one nasty accident to do the same amount of damage too. At least you're doing something to protect yourself, there's more than enough people who disregard protective equipment in all lines of work.
>>715301801
Huskies are natural wanderers, but thankfully no cats were in the alley, otherwise she'd be hell knows where right now.
>>715301937
Welcome back.
>>715302335
It's pretty general advice, but it crosses many lines of work. I know you had mentioned possibly going back to school- are you leaning one way or another at this point?
>>715302595
Taking it day by day, trying to stay ahead of stuff before I take time off so I don't have as much to deal with when I get back to work. It was my turn to make dinner again- mapo tofu, held back on the spice a little so others could eat it. Heaped it on some steamed rice and got leftovers for work.
>Houki
>>715303534
nah it needs to be later when nothing is going on and its all quiet
>>715303465
you take this too well. scum!
>>715302118
Excuse me?
>>715303113
It's recoil isn't actually too harsh, especially considering it's like 80 lbs.
>>715303465
You got the next week off? Nice, I just get 3 days.
>>715303534
I've got 8 different download folders with 2 GB of different pics but I'll try.
>>715303658
My dog ran away for several hours, it was awful trying to find her. She eventually turned up at our door after like 5 hours, acting like nothing happened lol
>>715303720
Am I in your way, bitch? Go around me.
>>715303511
A demon that likes to play ball?
>>715303864
no she plays with dead people
Totori the klutzy loli alchemist
>>715304014
High impact waifu.
mai waifu :3
>>715303770
It is this one?
>>715303701
yeah but not so many people to watch the lewdness
>>715304009
I understand, my dog used to bring me dead things too.
>>715304242
exactly makes it more personal
>>715304242
Fack forgot the gif
>>715304185
What a amazing choice, best touhou waifu
>>715302712
Well Juvia was a favorite of mine when I use to watch Fairy tail. Its only natural. How have you been?
>>715302752
Dont jinx it.
>>715303534
Post more snek.
Sexiest waifu in the thread
>>715303658
Most likely back to school. I've always wanted to go to college
>>715303704
What can i say? I'm easy
>>715303770
End of next week, i start my vacation Christmas day. It's nice to have a vacation around the holidays
>>715303113
I dunno what my old eMachine drive is. But that thing has survived abuse no HDD should, is a good 8 years old, and is STILL working it's hardest, playing games and such.
>>715303563
Hire a Mexican before God Emporer Trump gets rid of them.
>>715304352
yeah just who is true to the cause deserve lewd,but already started so i will keep in mind for the next one
>>715302712
Yea whatever I say cutie.
>w-what games?
>
>>715302931
You seem to always have presentations.
You seem tired, you should call it a night.
>>715303148
>didn't say anything about us going shooting together :(
Too bad Slav rounds cost an arm and a liver nowadays thanks to the sanctions.
I cannot even pick up 7.62x38 rounds anymore for my nagant revolver.
>>715303658
Holy shit are you a cook or a magician.
I ate a cheesburger, with buffalo sauce.
Your food makes me hungry again.
>>715303534
Ehhh... Fine.
This is pretty much the extent of my lewds.
>>715303563
Yeah. Anyways, how's life been for you lately?
>>715303770
My wrists are fragile as shit. Even a USP .45 made them hurt like hell after a mag or two.
>>715304185
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
>>715304594
Jesus christ, that's impressive.
>>715304627
I'm really not tired, but I do have to get up at 7am...
>>715303829
>>715303829
Back off.
>>715304810
Or what?
>>715304014
>klutzy
>alchemist
Better stay the fuck back from me tbqhwufam
>>715303794
Dogs are dumb
>>715304242
>>715304359
No it was a Gadsen flag, I found it but I can't upload it for some reason. Have a non gif Gadsen.
>Galil
>>715304552
Ah, I get Christmas Eve, Christmas and the day after.
>>715304627
>sorry
You got a Nagant? Damn that's pretty nice, I've never seen one IRL. Is this trigger really that bad?
>>715304900
I'll get angry.
>>715304950
Then what?
Hello all
You fuckers need to go play VA-11 HALL-A
>>715305055
I will follow you.
Sure did get lewd in here
>>715304715
Lel, babby wrists. My wrists aren't too bad, years of shooting STRONK haven't helped them though.
>>715304552
you should be punished
Bow down to your Empress.
Satsuki is your one true goddess.
>>715305138
heard it was good and was considering it
>>715303794
I've had that happen before, exact same thing happened. Furry bastard came back and was on the front porch waiting when we pulled back up to the house after searching.
>>715304375
Still hanging in there?
>>715304552
Good choice. Even if you go to community college and stop there, it still opens some doors in a lot of places. Any idea on what you might want to study?
Both, haha. I learned to cook out of necessity at first (poor growing up, both parents worked), then because of health (dietary changes), and now because I enjoy world cuisine and have some willing eaters around me who are willing to let me use the kitchen like a lab.
Nothing wrong with a burger or any sort of comfort food like that either.
I'll be baking tomorrow night since Friday is the holiday office party.
>>715302284
Just tighten it.
>>715303024
Slaanesh or a fourth?
>>715303658
Im not that bad. I only do it at this place because its how they do it here and how they expect it to be done. At the other place I put my jacket on and only use grill cleaner once a week.
>>715304715
I think it's had well over 2 years being turned on. The CPU by all rights should have fried by now. Nothing about that rig should still be working.
>>715305377
It's at it's limit already. Either this chain was abused, or it was just low quality.
Claiming Esdeath
>>715305377
That would be Erebus.
http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Erebus
>>715305238
why should i?
>>715304509
Oops, oki doki then.
Been doing anything?
>>715305238
>Boops your nose.
>>715305366
I think I'm going to die. My only regret is not watching the OVAs of the anime where my waifu is from.
>>715304552
Thanks for recognising the greatness of snek
>>715304715
thx for your colaboration
>>715304915
ok I am searching for it too
>>715305238
no ofense but your waifu is shit Miia top snek waifu only goddess worth praying to
>>715305499
hey chen
>>715305055
>>715305146
Are you terrified?
Ora, Ora.
Try me.
I will stalk you.
>>715305238
I'm going to have to say no., Eyebrows.
>>715305138
Too busy saving up money for PC parts.
>>715305166
Dude, even too much 9mm hurts like hell for me.
That said, I only have this problem with pistols. Most rifles I can keep plinking for days (Especially if it's something like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39), and at most I'll have a bruise on my shoulder but whatever. I'll take a flesh wound over possibly breaking my wrists
>>715305478
They don't make 'em like they used to.
>>715305634
Don't worry about it.
>>715305565
Oi! What did I tell you, pig?!
Only Lady Satsuki boops people!
>>715305634
Miia is a lying snake
And a false idol
>>715305538
To prevent eternal damnation and/or punishment
>>715305166
>>715305932
I've fired a 10mm with one hand
didn't even hurt.
>>715305932
>buying games before playing them
>>715305565
Can't sleep so I've been reading a light novel, in hopes that'll make me tired.
>>715305604
You could them on kissanime
>>715304744
I need to get up at 6am like usual.
I'm a lil tired.
>>715304915
>so I guess that's a no?
Yep, picked her up while they were like 300.
>Trigger
It's heavy. Could imagine it giving your finger an exercise. Though you can pull back the hammer to make it alot easier.
There is nothing like seeing the smoke come out of the barrel.
Need to pick up some more 39 rounds for the sks.
>>715304509
I've been good. Just enjoy the holiday season i guess. You?
>>715304627
Trying to get you to stop these games is like asking you to stop being so cute
>not possible
>>715304915
The only reason i got it off was bec9i requested it off way back in January when we request our vacations
>>715305149
Of course it did you fool. Look who's in here
>>715305197
P-please no
>>715305366
Journalism maybe? Not for sure yet but that's always been a thought
>>715305634
I don't see how i can't
>especially with lewds like that
>W E W
>>715305983
they say the same thing about church but that doesnt make people go
>>715306201
maybe in my next lifetime
>>715306293
so now you resist...
>>715305238
Thick eyebrows are a turn off.
>>715306135
Yes, we get it, I'm pathetic...
>>715306164
>Pirating indie games
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>715306293
Trying to find a new job. Filling out unemployment sucks.
>>715306421
Why not this lifetime?
>>715306648
What's this...? OwO
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>715306408
Yeah but its anime so you know it's real
>>715305983
Don't be foolish, you can't stop the boops!
>boops harder
>>715306201
Ah, well good luck on that.
>>715305377
Yeah, that's just me grumbling a bit because I'm all too familiar with doing paperwork for workplace accidents, whether it's with a work vehicle, or a physical injury like slip/fall/burn/etc. I probably got a second career in risk management if I ever decide to leave.
>>715305604
Watch them now, die later. Or come back to /waifu/, feel even more like dying, and then miss your chance when you roll over. Either way, see you on the other side.
>>715306293
You got time to decide and room to move around even if you decide to change what you're studying after you start. I think you'll be good one way or the other.
Time for me to get some rest. Goodnight all.
>>715306293
>nipples
t-t-that's lewd-ly cute.
>>715306741
Snek wanted lewds.
I dunno...
I don't have much...
>Koumefag.
>>715306408
>>715306758
>Tips fedora
>>715305932
That sucks, at least you don't have shitty shoulders as well though.
>>715306135
How many rounds?
>>715306282
>yeah, sorry
Fug, that sounds fun. Can you even pick up suppressors for those things anywhere?
>TFW will never have the money for any full autos or any ultra cool guns
Having expensive taste sucks
>>715306648
>TFW thick eyebrows
>>715305932
Right? I remember leaving that computer running Tripcode Explorer for.... I have a screencap.
>This was 851 hours STRAIGHT, without turning it off for anything at all.
>>715306293
I have to say that our waifu is not half bad either
>>715305983
Lying and false Idol my ass, snek god is the bringer of luck and lewdness
Look and the grafic we can cleary see the greatness of the snek
>>715306999
Nah fam don't
>checked
>>>715306648
I said "before playing them", I pay for them afterwards, no sense waiting till you have the money, just play the game, enjoy it, and tell everyone to do the same.
