ITT, We are all on the same flight.
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ITT, We are all on the same flight.
>>715452214
>Starts shooting tweedies at other passengers
I has bomb.
>>715452333
Gets some trips
Free peanuts, now?
>>715452314
Sure, I'll take them!
>>715452214
enjoy your fat ass neighbours, crying babies and poop-infected seats and seat tables. i'll be safe from yall in the cockpit, i'm an actual pilot.
>>715452314
>>715452333
Checked
>>715452214
>>715452302
Plan was flying out from Detroit your bomb was stolen.
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
HELP
Hello everybody this is your pilot speaking I just choked the copilots to death, and inform you that I will crash this baby down in the ocean at full speed. Goodnight, sweet fishes.
>>715452314
>>715452333
I love future calling. it's even sexier than self-calling.
>>715452214
WHO HAS CUM IN SINK??????????????????????????
Drinks anyone?
>>715452214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iluuhxnAt0s
bombfags btfo, lets throw all muslims out of the plane to mexico
>>715452950
And use their bombs to build a better wall!
Alright, you know the drill. First one to talk gets to stay on my plane.
>>715453044
potato
I let out a load smelly bean burrito fart. Enjoy the rest of the flight breathing recycled air.
This is your captain speaking, please keep your eye on any Arabic looking passengers for suspicious behaviour. The stewardess is also very fond of her hole so try your luck you never know.
I'm not saying the planes gonna crash but it's gonna crash
>>715453071
You... Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
>>715453153
Sir. Please sit down!
>lets out a 10 second fart after holding gas for for two weeks
>without emotion stare at the passenger next to me while he slowly turns inside out from the smell
>I watch as the stank spreads and people starts turning inside out
>people starts throwing up so hard they shit themselves
>eventually the gas reaches the cockpit and both pilots start deepthroating the joysticks out of pure madness
>>715452314
Wait... what?
>>715453146
Stop talking doggo
>>715452214
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>715453244
lol, it's my mad skills.
what can I say?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>715452214
Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar
>>715453176
He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
hey lets go look at those twin towers over there
Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?
>Implying we wouldn't all be on our phones making this thread on /b/ because we're all socially inept homosexuals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0&t=37s
>>715453366
>>715453322
double double-doubles!
WHOA!
>>715453322
Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>put on my headphones
>fall alseep
either i wake up on arrival or i die blissfully unaware that a muslim terrorist forced the pilot to crash into trump tower
HABBA DABBA FRABBA LABBER WABBER DABBER ?!?!?!?!
>>715453400
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to switch your phone off!
a...allahu ackbar guys... guys?
>>715453408
At least you can talk. Who are you?
>>715452452
why are you wearing a clown outfit and a gimp mask?
>>715453425
Did you think of all the screaming people?
>>715453456
May I use your sex slave when you're done? I haven't fapped in over 30 minutes.
>>715453524
>noise-cancelling headphones, nigger
>>715453524
Tbh i just take a sedative and I'm out
Hi, my name is Videla, your captain speaking. Very welcome to the course flying high without LSD, Hahaha, just kidding!
Allāhu akbar!!!!
>>715453492
Shut up you're not my mom. And if you are get the fucking bucket I need to take a shit.
>>715453566
Kukukukuku!
Now I'm showing my TRUE FORM!
>>715453566
>>715452314
What fucking sorcery is this.
>>715453524
no, they where probably white, so fuck 'em all to hell
Welcome to flight 911. I'm yer pilot, Captin wegonnadie. fasten dem belts ya hear?
>>715453566
Dubs god?
>>715453711 GET
>>715453699
>>715453714
Yablewit.jpg
>>715453699
no, but nice dubs, tho!
>>715453714
So close. Same second, too.
You win some you lose some
>>715452701
How do you do it, senpai?
so, who's doing me first
>>715453777
nice trips!!
And you know, a little of this, a bit of that, Praise some Sun
>>715453855
>>715453596
I am air marshal Rommel put your hands on your head and get on your knees. I want you to tell me I am pretty otherwise I will shoot you with my bacon fat bullets
>>715453888
TRIPS
>>715453899
>>715452214
I haven't been on a plane since pre-9/11 and that picture scares the crap outta me
>>715453939
>>715453953
>>715453999
STRONGET
lol XDdddd
bakas!
>>715453981
>>715453991
damn
>>715454003
>>715454044
>ALLAH HU AKBAR THE CHICKEN TOLD ME TO DO IT
>>715454023
>>715454055
>>715454041
>>715454077
WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE SHIFTY MUSLUMS
>>715454111
>>715454062
Dubs and the bomb I smuggled into the overhead compartment has just detonated and we're going down.
>>715454122
>>715452214
Tell your nigger kid to quit kicking the back of my seat
>>715454111
dammmmmmmmm fam
checked, you filthy sandnigger!
>>715454199
>>715454111
holy
>>715454111
Trips means we all live
>>715454233
>>715454105
>>715454111
I came. Buckets
>>715454277
>>715454333
3 when?
>>715454292
then!
>>715454292
now.
OH MY FUCKING GOD DOES NO ONE HERE KNOW FLIGHT ETIQUETTE?
The window seat gets the WINDOW and ONE armrest. ONE.
The aisle seat gets more leg space (by virtue of being the AISLE seat). SO PUT YOUR FUCKING LEG IN THE FUCKING AISLE.
AND ME
THE
MIDDLE
SEAT
GETS TWO ARMRESTS
BECAUSE IT'S BAD ENOUGH HAVING TO SIT BETWEEN TWO NECKBEARDS WITHOUT HAVING TO STAB MY ELBOWS INTO MY STOMACH BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING FAT FLAPS OVERFLOW ONTO THE ARM RESTS.
GET THE FUCK UP AISLE MAN AND LET ME GET TO THE BATHROOM.
AND YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK UP ONCE I GET BACK.
>>715454387 get
>>715454444
>>715454427
hi
check my 4 b
>>715454111
AAAYYYYYY
Checked
>>715452701
>>715453566
Wtf is going in during this flight?>>715454111
>>715453566
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
>>715454555
high-five!
>>715454111
With no survivors?
>>715454560
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>715454555
dammmmmmmm!!!!!!
>>715454599
>>715454111
>>715454555
STOP STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOOOP
>>715454534
>>715454546
>>715454555
>>715454111
Saved by trips!
>>715454111
>>715453699
>>715453566
Welcome to Flight Number 99, we hope you enjoy these doubles
>>715454666
666
lol XDdddd
Hell for everyone
>>715454360
why u mad?
>>715454111
>>715454630
99
>>715454750
You fools!! We can never all be in same place at same time. They will surely destroy this plane in order to rid the world of.....banana.
Guys either we broke 4chin or this plane allows us to time travel
>>715454766
I don't normally get people to check'em, but, check'em
>>715454811
>>715454815 get
>>715454782
You just divided by zero
>>715452302
Allahu Ackbar!!!
>>715454833
>>715454855
>>715454866
>>715454888
Triples check'em /b/
>>715453396
He suffered an injury a while back that caused irreparable damage to his face, leaving him in a constant state of agony. The mask covers up his disfiguration and gives him aerosolized painkillers to dull his nerves.
>>715454911
boom
>>715454922
>>715454704
Nice try, but this is a 99
>>715454922
NICE!!!!!
>>715454966
>>715454930
bout this?
>>715454999
9
nein
>>715454999
>>715455000
>>715454922
the kike magic at work
>>715453366
Dubs predict everyone ITT looks like this cunt.
>>715454922
WHAT IS HAPPENING ANONS
>>715455077
>>715455033
nice
>>715455077
>>715455033
checkmate friend
>>715454922
I knew the fucking jews did 911
The fourth post from now is going to be dubs
>>715452333
>>715452314
screencap pls thanks
*farts with liquid shit*
Here comes some dark arts magic
MODS=GODS (aka script)
>gets trips twice
Dubz
>>715455222
dub trips checkem
Hey guys, King of Dubs here. Check the next post after this one if you don't believe me
>>715455277
>>715455288
>>715455311
>>715455333
gabe get
>>715455399
Do you believe anon-kun?
>>715452214
>all on the same flight
fuck you. I've flown 140,000 miles this year. I'm not flying another inch.
Which aisle is the designated shitting aisle?
Trick question, they all are!
>>715455423
fuck
44....
>>715455477
Is this thread about dubs?
>>715455555
high-five mother fuckers!
>>715455555
>>715455478
Nuh
>>715455556
fuuuuuuck.....
You don't look like the photo picture on this passport. How about we take you to one side and do a full cavity search.....Just to be sure...
Check'em /b/ HITLER WILL RISE CHRISTMAS DAY
>>715455580
But these dubs verify I'm no terrorist
>>715455633
>>715455628
Shit
>>715455615
maybe next year
>>715455711
slurpee time
>>715455699
Get me the fuck off this plane!!
>>715455777
GOD!
Getting classy in this motherfucker.
>>715452214
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>715455833
>>715455857
>>715455817
>>715455822
whoa
>>715455888
ate eight 888
>>715452214
On the loli express
Glad that fatass isn't sitting next to me. Wait. Is he moving? Fuck. No. Don't come here.
Really? He's sitting beside me? God he reeks
>>715452214
WE'RE GOING DOWN!@@@@@@!!!!!@w!@!@
>>715455999
>>715455955
I did it again!
STOP IT, MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP
>>715456099
nice dubs.
>>715456133
>>715456000
cuntzzzz
>>715452214
Down
Down
Down
Dooooowwn
...
>>715456243
>>715456276
>>715456332
fuck.....
off by one the opposite as usual
ok I'm done.
just gonna get these digitz and go
>>715456418
Teach me pls
>>715456099
Hello anon sit next to!
Sorry English no good so but speak you to me:
What make you on longer fly when duck duck face someone do?
dups
>>715456533
WTF
>>715456533
Shut up you fucking cunt
It will be a great day when every single Trumpite is butchered like hogs. Spill their bliod in their homes, on the street, everywhere. Burn their children alive in front of the parents. Flay the skin of the most ardent Trump worshippers- their screams will be the sweetest, most pleasing sound ever heard!
Burn their businesses and homes to the ground, and destroy the gravestones of their elders!
>>715452214
Alahu akbar
>>715456665
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>715453566
>>715456448
I can you teach to. On aeroplane make one must if the 2 is made laugh. Laugh like macho donkey wrestler
>>715452302
Akbar snakbar
>>715456623
Am not cunt you goose chase person
Your mother!
>>715456775
are you a wizard?
>>715452592
Underrated post lol
>>715456762
wew lad, the edge is off tap.
>>715456533
>>dubs
>>"when duck duck face"
I can't stop laughing
>>715456834
k m8
>>715454922
Wow, dubs is losing its magic. There's no way that /pol/ pulled some shit like this and now anon refers to his own post number... Scriptfags making a comeback
>>715456903
Thank you. Many friends here in 4chan. Many day no person go to my hut, but have I fancy plans and pants to match!
>>715457017
umadbro? check out these beauties
>>715457035
You really don't speak much English, huh?
>>715457035
yeah everyone here loves you as opposed to real life where everyone hates you and is disappointed in you.
>>715457017
>t. never succeeded guessing his own post number
You just need to praise kek a bit more
Someone pls acknowledge my doubles
>>715452214
MH370 going to 9/11
>>715456957
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