introducing a friend to /b do your worst
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introducing a friend to /b
do your worst
>>671461032
moar
that pony looks so sad
>>671461032
Hi newfags friend
MR HANDS
>>671461032
>>671461032
Nigger.
>>671461032
Somebody linked a good site the other day that had plenty of videos but I can't recall the name and it's not in my history since I used incognito. Anyone know it?
>>671466574
what kind of videos?
>>671466666
Like the one in OP.
>>671461032
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
>>671466666
Holy fuck - devil quads - you are going to die anon
>>671466666
Dang
>>671466709
Are there maggots in his head. That's fucking disgusting
>>671466873
Sorry, that is quints. That means you are one of the devils minions and you are blessed by him. Carry on with his work.
>>671467256
Yep, Makes me want to wash me hair. Just soap and scrub for like 20 minutes.
>>671467724
Too soon...
>>671467517
>>671467256
maggots are used to clear away dead flesh sometimes so it doesn't get infected.
That guy had a severe case of necrosis for it to be that bad.
>>671467724
too soon
>>671467724
much too soon
>>671467868
nevar forget snippy the mouse
>>671467724
Who is dat?
>>671467724
You son of a bitch it is WAY TOO SOON FOR THIS
>>671468240
Im done before the nsa get too close to me kek.
oldie but a goody
>>671461032
>mfw I realize that the guy in the background is fucking a pony
>>671467868
What the FUCK is this? Is this real? What the fuck¿¿
>>671467724
too fucking soon dude
>>671468569
It is real and really old.
>>671467868
Future serial killer detected
>>671468710
Dude what the fuck this is too far.
>>671468571
Seriously who is she? What's the background story?
>>671468740
If i remember rightly the origional filename was "call me caitlyn" i remember that thread... good times
>>671467868
I always picture Stuart Little when I see this.
>>671467709
Okay this is going too far.
>>671468242
kek
Anyone know why webm stopped working on iPhone?
>>671468296
Welcome to 4chan
Lets see what I got here.
Level 1
>>671469323
level 2
>>671469278
Update your android os
>>671469278
because iphones are garbage?
So op how is the newfag enjoying /b/ so far?
>>671467724
Way to fucking soon faggot.
>>671469150
This is exactly why firearms are a valid choicefor personal protection.
>>671469456
level 3
>>671469523
They are too busy masterbaiting each other to respond anon
>>671469456
Was going to bed, but I guess I'll hang in for a bit.
>>671469646
So they could shoot him instead of stomping on him?
Level fuck it all baby
>>671469287
you actually need to tell the story to the newbornfag
>>671469287
Did she died?
>>671469778
Lets see what else I got in my 7 years worth of 4chan collection
>>671469989
died indeed
>>671469752
Kek
>>671469456
I am out of words
>>671469456
Russia was actually working on shit like this supposedly. They had tried to hoax a video of a dog's severed head being kept alive in a machine
>>671467724
wow dude, too fucking soon
>>671470068
mfw i want them all
>>671469707
Kekimus Maximus
Just gunna keep posting from my "No Seriously WTF" folder
>>671470383
i'm a dummy
is this a good joke?
>>671470673
I personally like Ant girlfriend... but hey, do you bro.
>>671470876
It's only funny if you build computers.
>fuckin pleb
Level "I'm literally carrying this whole thread"
>>671469287
Due to lack of flowing blood vessels, dead bodies don't show red eye. Great job with the "too soon," consider yourselves newfags for life.
/meme
>>671470068
>moth gf claimed
>>671469456
"Where are my balls summer?"
>>671471117
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
>>671467724
too soon anon
>>671471965
top kekleshmeckle
>>671466615
what is this from
Level "Immah just keep dumping"
>>671467724
Not cool man way to fucking soon
>>671471965
Kek
>>671468710
What a dick
>>671472934
anyone who abuses animals should be abused the same way they abused the animals.
Delicious
>>671473098
yeah but i bet it was a damn good slice of pizza.
>>671472756
Part 2 and 3 pls
>>671473274
So they should be fucked by a horse? Already happened.
>>671473452
Yes
>>671467555
Trips of truth.
>>671472756
>>671473452
Or the sauce
>>671467709
kill yourself
DANIEL, YOU FUCKER. WHERE ARE YOU?
>>671473750
Don't got the sauce /b/ro
>>671470068
Ant or gtfo
DUDE NICHOLAS FUCK MR MACC
>>671474152
It's a nice day for a whiteeee wediiiinng
>>671474456
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>671474597
Kek
>>671472344
I have never wanted to know the story behind a photo as much as I do right now
>>671474691
zozzle
>>671470371
I love you too much for that
>>671474597
Beast thred pls
>>671470068
bee gf pls, also cute af
id probably fuck the spider but not want her as a gf
>>671473274
Second
>>671461032
>Now we add a horsedick to get attention
>>671474882
no. just fucked up shit.
Fucking furries ruin everything.
>>671468242
looks lke my dog :(
>>671472934
Why to a cat, like the only animal I give 2 fucks about
>>671474409
thats it, Im out
>>671475304
whats the story here? a girl shit her swimsuit, threw it away, an anon found it, took it home, and masturbated furiously over it for weeks?
>>671475887
Now thats just sad
>>671468710
I've seen many shit here
but this takes it to far
the whole pizza is ruined because of on idiot
he will rot in hell and getting assfucked by hitler because of this
>>671468240
where do those people post those? I'd like to see more
>>671471859
I need dreams like this in my life
he should upload every image in here to 9gag
>>671476640
Don't, they'll claim this ancient shit is their OC
>>671466666
check'd
>>671466615
WE NEED SAUCE ON THIS
>>671476782
not the fun stuff of course
>>671468240
at least it was painless
>>671467724
Too soon
>>671476032
Don't you mean, inside out?!
>>671474409
What the fuck
>>671468426
>
:)
>>671461032
>>671461032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHQBXjqbsJg
>>671476743
is the a leg or a wrist? also thats not a lot of blood so im guessing he died before the incision.
the miracle of birth
>>671467868
Sauce?
>>671479678
fucking idiot.
>>671479620
>>671466831
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>671479747
You wot m8
>>671467724
Lmao this happened like 5 years ago
>>671462074
>>671462333
>>671462474
What
Wut
No
This is blasphemy.
>>671480017
the woman is naked, bottom down in a paddling pool squeezing some newborn human out her cunt with a photographer to her left, and a man i assume is the husband catching what is her emotionally charged experience.
She has a shirt on to 'hide her modesty', he is wearing boxers to hide his. All the while there is a photographer to take pictures up her snatch.
*shrug* meh
>>671467724
what the fuck is this, and why has it caused /b/ of all places to grow some morals?
>>671474597
Why are so many women zoos? Srsly just type "woman and dog" into Google and thousands of videos will pop up.
>>671479291
kek look t
>>671480496
I found one of these on our front lawn when i was 4, about 32 years ago.
Without the sac, and had no idea what it was.
>>671461032
>>671480775
>>671469287
too soon
>>671480775
>>671466172
>>671462074
>>671462074
>>671462333
>>671462474
>Dogs and Cats
>Living together
Oh dear, this is the endtimes
>>671466831
>>671479875
>>671468240
"boat tour was really a blast"
>>671469062
>>671470068
my wife is a bee, but wants kids badly. queen bee?
>>671467724
Too soon bruh
>>671481394
Why
