New faces of /b/
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New faces of /b/
>>671477030
>it's a waiting for that girl that only posts chin and is nice to the hideous fat guy episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
TOP OF THE MORNIN' GOVNA!
>>671477109
Wow, someone else has a mullet on here?
>>671477109
haircut is sub par, bangs seem too short. otherwise you have a decent amount of potential
>>671477886
zoz
>>671477030
>>671477613
your hair is too long. used to have hair almost that long, but it's so much better in every area to have shorter hair
>>671478446
Cute. are you fat?
>>671478542
yep
>>671478446
How much do you weigh?
>>671478627
still cute.
>>671478627
Cool. how big are you?
>>671477886
I like the way you smile, girl
Pixelated uggos, hot facebook friends, or dank memes
These threads sure are fun,
>>671477030
TFW some chick at work called me ugly
>>671478872
She's right
>>671478872
Good to see your sense of worth is as strong as your jawline.
>>671478872
Don't hate cause she's got the balls to tell the truth
>>671478872
oh god so close why so close
>>671478872
you are ugly kek
>>671478872
you are ugly
>>671478872
She wasn't lying m8
>>671478872
Fucking b8 holy shit did you google ugly fuggo?
Ayy
TFW some chick at work called me ugly
>>671479204
You look like a dude I used to hang with, chill guy he was.
>>671478872
if this isn't troll take another pic at decent distance and actually fucking flip the pic
>>671479245
tfw Im poopn
>>671478872
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
Thank you for the laugh dude.
>>671479314
Maybe i was anon, who knows
Ey
>>671479204
you look like what im going for
>>671477030
Underage b&
>me
>>671479507
7.5/10 boy, 3/10 pose
>>671477109
8/10
>>671477613
7.5/10
>>671478446
9.5/10
>>671478872
B&/10
>>671478958
8/10
>>671479204
8/10
>>671479507
8/10
>>671477030
Here we go again
>>671480159
wow, not a neckbeard
>>671480266
pregnant?
>>671480279
Dont like my beard?
>>671480318
Nah, just fat.
>>671480159
Drew?
>>671480364
i meant, hey, it's a guy who's *not a neckbeard/weirdo
i like it.
>>671480375
oops, sorry
nice dress though
>>671480397
Nope. Jake
>>671480451
Ohh. Well thank you kindly.
Why not eh?
>>671480493
nah its cool, i know I'm fat. Thanks, its one of my favs.
>>671477661
Not the best but not the worst 6/10
>>671480785
you look like someone i know... Nathan?
>>671480870
Tori... Is that you? (Please say no) also post a better pic if you could
i'm a loser
>>671477030
devid?
>>671480507
Ahhh
>>671481085
Yup. Sorry bro
>>671480266
Damn, you would be cute as fuck if you'd lose some weight
>>671481009
I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong person, nobody has ever called me Tori.
>>671481196
Yeah I get that alot. Does it really detract that much?
>>671481213
peepee herman fucked martin shkreli
Acne/10
>>671480821
Nope my name is Ronnie
>>671481429
Not even that bad of acne fam. ur gud
>>671481246
Prob do you just looked like someone I knew a while back ago.
Posted before but w/e
>>671481588
Roseanne?
>>671481630
you look like the kid that'd whip out a guitar and start playing in the school courtyard
>>671480870
Nice hair anon
>>671481588
Damn, you look nice.
>>>/soc/
Now fuck off with your cancer threads.
>>671478872
christ dude you're beyond hope
>>671481544
Did you like them?
>>671481766
Thank you!
>>671477030
Dont h8 m8s
>>671481588
Very cute 8/10
>>671481987
>>671481630
>>671481429
Why does everyone have a Quasimodo eye stigma?
>>671481987
Not bad m8 just a shit picture
>>671481888
Nice trips and yes I did
>>671481888
Rate me nigs
>>671482530
4/10
>>671482581
Thanks
>>671482530
you're 10, gtfo
>>671482530
MODS/10
>>671482633
No problem little guy.
Nice dubs btw
>>671482720
That was on my 19th birthday lol
>>671482530
Nothing wrong with your stupid fucking face. But that beleiber hair is fucking atrocious.
Cut hair or kill yourself/12
>>671478872
>tfw everyone else is thinking the same thing
>>671481588
Ayy bb why not you let your self conscious take control and show us dem bitties so we can give you some positive reinforcement.
I just woke up like 5 mins ago
>>671480159
Would have consensual intercourse in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation/10
>>671482530
10/10
>>671477109
Tits or gtfo
>>671483257
Of course you forgot to put your makeup on.
>>671482530
>>671483420
Samefag
>>671481048
You look like one
>>671483557
kek
>>671483471
hue
>>671483539
Fuck dude watch that edge, nearly took my eye out.
Ayyy I was wondering where this ended up after it died. This is that bored homofag from the last one.
>>671477030
Still cute, OP. Still want to see you with facial hair tho.
>>671477661
Eh?
>>671478872
Your eyes look like they ended up upside-down on your face. That's amazing. Not hot, but amazing.
>>671478958
Pretty cute, but I want to see you making a serious expression lol
>>671479204
You look like an English teacher. Not in a bad way though. Like a sexy english teacher.
>>671479507
Pose is weird. Your face is handsome.
>>671480159
Fucking yes please, holy hell.
>>671480579
God, you need a good beard. Very cute tho.
>>671481213
Kylo Ren?
>>671481987
What's to hate? Fairly attractive, despite the stupid face you're making lol
>>671482530
b&/10
And here's my stupid face for you sexy people to judge.
>>671483539
Why do I want to fuck you? I don't want to want to fuck you.
confused/10
>>671483504
Nope, just a gayfag
>>671483787
You're not a gayfag, you're a pedophile.
>>671477886
Guys, when is our next raid?
>>671483257
marry me
>>671479245
Wesley, you have school in the morning.
>>671483705
Thanks bb. Shirtless Douchebag here.
>>671483876
What is a twink?
fuck it i haven nothin to lose
rate /b/ros
>>671483705
why do people pose like this and think its cute.
you aren't particularly bad looking but I see you pull this fucking ditzy "ay look its meeee" pose and it makes me want to throw up and rip your throat out.
I have problems, I know... but you're not fucking cute.
>>671483904
Okay, fam
>>671484046
you look like that kid at school that could've been cool but turned out to be a colossal cunt.
>>671478446
harpoons/10
>>671484074
seriously, you're beautiful.
might as well do this
>>671480159
What has the Master Race come to...
I know Kendall and Kylie so I expect high ratings please
>>671484061
Idk, I thought it looked cuter than any of the other three or four pictures I tried to take, so I posted it.
And what if ripping my throat out is my fetish? What then?
>>671484214
timestamp
ayy
>>671484197
Woa, thanks chum!
>>671484214
timestamp/tits/gtfo
>>671484143
That is the most accurate description I've heard so far. That is EXACTLY what you look like, anon, sorry.
>>671484319
>rern_jermy.jpg
>>671484397
hard to rate your face like this
>>671484220
I know I'm a tool, but I'm an Aryan tool, so its all good.
>>671483257
dem eyes doe
you have nice lips too, I want to lick them
>>671484397
fuck off
>>671484397
Hair&mouth 7/10 it's the best I can do
>>671484495
Alls ya gotta do is replace that no shirt with a BROWN SHIRT NAW'MEEN FAM-A-LAM-A-LAM
>>671484634
>>671484620
Bored homofag here. Why do I keep prefacing my posts with that? Oh well.
>>671484046
If you haven't nothing to lose, does that mean you have something to lose? Is is that bike? Can it be that hat, instead?
>>671484232
Nobody cares who you know, take off the glasses, accept the receding hairline, and move on.
>>671484288
Cute. Post picture with smile please? You look like you'd have a killer smile. 7/10.
>>671484397
What are people supposed to rate, here, your hair? Your shirt? Alright, nice hair and nice shirt.
>>671484634
what the fuck, don't make him put his shirt back on, we just got it off
>>671480266
Would still marry/10
The belt needs to be wider in answer to this>>671481334
You obviously know how to dress, the belt line accentuates your belly is all - too thin a belt.
>>671484519
My lips are really dry at the moment, cuz it's cold out. Come lick em pls.
>>671484648
>>671484756
BUT GUIZE, DON'T YOU GET IT!? BROWN SHIRT? LIKE A NAHTZEE? Oh, I crack myself up.
>>671484214
Gorgeous>>671484214
>>671477030
OP does ur name start with K
im a huge faggot
Which one is hotter????
>>671484634
I'm honored that you think I look like a Nazi.
>>671484756
ey thanks man.
few people do tell me I have a nice smile, but im noooot gna post
Thank you though :) post yourself?
>>671484978
bruv how old are you
>>671484268
>>671484379
That photo is like a month old so my hair is purple now
>>671485031
Why not? D: Oh well, I'll just imagine what your smile looks like, I bet it brightens rooms :]
I've posted myself >>671483705
Don't expect much lol
>>671485107
Where you from Anon?
>>671480159
Jesus.. The things I would do..
>>671484995
One on the right, but in all honesty I'm a faggot, so I'm not tryina fuck them. Maybe you'd prefer the opinion of someone tryina fuck them?
>>671485185
New Zealand
>>671485107
Thanks for that.
7/10.
>>671485161
you're very sweet, aren't you?
7/10 btw.
>>671485201
mate are you sure
>>671485107
Why do you use 4chan?
>>671485185
Judging by the order of the date, I'm guessing britfag.
>>671485107
why the fuck purple
>>671485028
>Dat Nordic skull shape
>Fair Skin
>Blonde Hair
>Thin, straight and prominent Nose
>Presumably Blue Eyes
Congratulations. You're master Race. Welcome to the club. Pic related, It's your free commeratory shirt
>>671485256
>you're very sweet, aren't you?
still hoping it'll get me that smile pic ;]
>>671485309
YOu have guessed poorly for more reasons that the one you gave.
>>671485256
pretty positive
>>671485401
Ahaha, i'll take that. I'm not much for geography.
>>671485275
I just like hearing peoples opinions I guess and not everyone on here is an idiot so I respect and am interested in what they've got to say
>>671485275
>>671485256
>>671485185
>idiots can't tell that it's fake as fuck
LOOK CLOSELY AT THE WRITING YOU BIMBOS IT'S SO FUCKING FAKE
>>671485107
You're German aren't you?
>>671485355
Very blue eyes.
Thank you brother, sieg heil.
>>671485107
would rape
>>671480159
hey mr. sexy aryan man.
what the fuck is this?
I don't know what it means but I am genuinely crying from laughter over here trying to decipher it.
please rate me
>>671485372
but still no
>>671485568
Don't mention it. Stop by the beer hall when you get the chance. PUTSCH!!!!
>>671485313
Why the hell not, the rest of my life is fucking bland. Might as well make some aspect of it more colourful
>>671485736
oh my god i hadn't read it
Be kind
>>671485771
trying too hard/10
But honestly though you seem attractive. I wanna see you in a button up shirt, for some reason.
>>671485772
Can't blame a guy for trying xD
>>671477661
Jeffrey dohmer longhair>10
>>671485736
A note to my cunt slob roomates. Fucking piss and shit all over the toilet and toilet seat. Every. Fucking. Day. Fucking unsanitary kike scum.
>>671485812
You hadn't read it? Is that not your bathroom?
>>671485856
prison/10
>>671485565
If my 1/64th (or some bullshit number) of German heritage counts then sure
>>671477661
Jesus Christ! Kylo Ren is on 4chan
So jazzed about leo winning right now
>>671485962
i'm not the aryan guy
i just saw the writing and didn't take the time to read it
you dont look jazzed
>>671485616
>>671486028
tits/gtfo
>>671486110
Not a current pic of course
>>671486150
Nah
>>671480785
Would bang
>>671481048
Do get carried away
>>671485954
That's... That's disgusting.
You could come live with me?
Drunk
You can roast me and ill forget about it tomorrow prolly.
Also see >soc
Faggot
>>671485962
Been there done that.
>>671486028
i like redheads. would bang
Don't get carried away
>>671486284
Forgot pic lol
>>671485736
>To who is pooping pissing all the toilet. If you don't water to your shit, best fine else to. If I see it, you will.
It's like a Buddhist Proverb or something.
>>671486380
sorry you were born upside down
>>671479507
VOKA XDDD
>>671486380
cute except for the fact you're living on the moon
>>671485544
Sorry to burst your bubble there friend but I am most entirely real
>>671486259
As long as you dont try to make a lampshade out of my skin.
Be gentle.
>>671486445
you're that "xDDD" friend we all hide in the closet out of shame.
>>671486380
no/10
>>671486387
yes/10
>>671485931
Do you mean Jeffrey dahmer? Never heard of Jeffrey dohmer
>>671485771
yes thank you. Here is me with a button up.
before i cut my hair, lol
plz honest rate. im not religious
>>671486472
you've got big tits too. come to the US bb
>>671486485
>>671486028
Did your eyebrow grow back?
>>671486472
damn i guess purple isnt that bad
where are you from?
>>671486499
you got a problem boiii?
>>671486517
forgot pic.
please rate
>>671486352
>>671486472
Kia Ora
>>671486477
Oh. Nevermind, then.
>>671486579
No why would they?
>>671486380
Show anus
>>671486639
compliments i have had:
look like a chihuhua, potato head, stuck in strange limbo between attractive features and unattractive features
>>671486639
I was wrong. Sorry to have wasted your time.
>>671486745
holy shit youre gorgeous *heart eye emojis*
>>671486745
...mostly because that's how hair works?
>>671486745
Well alopecia is not necessarily permanent.
Also, your 1st pic is probably the best application of faux brow you've posted.
>above the left eye anyways
>>671486699
Well I appreciate the honesty.
>>671486745
ass or tits please
>>671486648
hey whats up man! Good seeing another kiwi here!
>>671486745
timestamp and tits please
>>671486796
>stuck in a strange limbo between attractive features and unattractive features
Whoever said that was dead-fucking-on. You're cute tho, don't get me wrong. Just cute in a weird way that makes me want to investigate more, so I guess that's a good trait.
>>671486892
Yeah nice.
Currently across the lake in Straya on a work contract, but missing home a lot.
You North or South?
>>671486874
Just gonna chime in here.
Got a friend with alopecia, and it comes and goes all the time. Sometimes she has a full head of hair, sometimes we go wig shopping.
>>671481048
cringe
>>671486886
Are you sure, tho? I just got a new lamp, and everything, it's a little bright by itself...
Picture completely unrelated, but close enough to "roodypoo" that I got a chuckle.
>>671486851
Your obviously not the same anon.
I have Alopecia. My hair doesnt just "grow" back
>>671486874
Its pretty permanent..ive had it since i was 10 anon...im the one that has it...i think i know more than you about it
>>671481048
Would read comic books with over coffee/10
>>671487135
lol i know i am
Faggots
>>671486642
Hey man, I'm out an that's all that matters
>>671487117
This.
My hair wont grow back on its own though. When i get a bald patch i go to my dermatologist and get steroid shots in my scalp and in about a month the hair will start to gr9ow back
>>671486599
Thank you! I'm from New Zealand
>>671487211
you're*
I'm so fucking sick of this. This is basic fucking english, people. It's probably your primary language, and judging from your picture, you're at least 12, so maybe time to get your shit together?
>>671486547
Would love to, if I weren't a poor student that is
Do I look like a faggot /b/?
>>671487211
Uhhhhh no, your hair DOES just "grow" back. Alopecia is never permanent. I'm part of several support groups for alopecia, and all of us have times when it grows, and times when it doesn't.
You haven't had it since you were 10, you've ALWAYS had it, that's how fucking genes work.
Jesus, I'm not surprised by the spelling error anymore.
>>671487413
>implying i dont know the difference and im not just fucking lazy.
Suck my ass nerd
>>671487335
Stop looking at me like that, it's fucking sexy and I'm trying to be an asshole to you.
>>671487090
Ah good on you and I'm from the lower North Island. Where are you from?
>>671486639
you are very sexy mate I would honestly fuck you
>>671487211
>Its pretty permanent..
Define 'pretty'
>ive had it since i was 10 anon
Irrelevent
>im the one that has it..
I'm guessing the whole world knows you have it
>i think i know more than you about it
I'm sure it's not the first time you've been wrong.
Defensive little 'tard, aren't you.
Go and treat your fragile, porcelain like skin to another laser peel.
You'll feel better, I promise.
>>671487582
I'm not implying anything, I'm straight up accusing.
>>671487568
>styles hair like its musical instrument
>>671487568
You're gonna grow up to be very handsome someday. You just have that look about you. At the moment, fucking you would probably feel like fucking a child, because you're very obviously a child, but give it a few years.
>>671487738
Legit that was good man
>>671487540
When it falls out its never grown back on it own. I take steroid shots.
I say ive had it since i was 10 because thats when it first fucking happened.
Before that i had a thick head of hair
I dont give a fuck what support groups youre in. Its my fucking body and i know what it does.
Get lost faggot
>>671487626
Cool.
I live in Tauranga, not far from Phil.
>>671480159
show penor pls
>>671487788
Aw, thank you!
>>671487663
What the fuck does she mean she's had it since she was 10?
Alopecia is a genetic trait, you've always had it. That's not how genes work.
>>671487663
Ooh i know which faggot you are now.
What a retard
>>671487819
>teenage angst the post.
>>671487568
>>671487788
I've seen blue cheese that look younger than this.
>>671487676
Well youre straight up wrong then slut
>>671487881
Tauranga is my favourite place, I love it there! You're lucky
>>671487904
Ehh. Idk about that one buddy.
>>671484810
Mmm, wish I could
>>671487970
Im 26 you fuckin cunt
>>671487819
>When it falls out its never grown back on its own
Do I have to tell you how stupid that sentence was, or did re-reading it just now make my point clear?
>10
Again, you can say whatever you want, it doesn't mean you're right.
>it's my fucking body and I know what it does
that's great, it's not an individualized trait, it's a very general and common affliction. Also, we all took biology courses, we're all pretty confident how it works.
>get lost faggot
>>see picture
>>671487953
>Ooh i know which faggot you are now.
You only know me by a previous post. We all know so much more about you from your responses - such as they are.
>>671488113
I think he meant your age, not your intelligence quotient.
>>671484397
From russia?
>>671488113
Then maybe it's time you acted like it
>>671487904
>>671488113
I was your age once, but I was never that young.
>>671488317
with love?
>>671488201
Please tell me how stupid it is then.
I need steroid injections in order for it to grow. If i leave the spot alone it only gets bigger.
So tell me fucking Doctor faggot about how it works since you fucking know it all
>>671488020
It's a beautiful spot, and I'm lucky to be near the water.
All the best to you.
>>671488365
is it cut?
>>671488365
If this were actually Sexy Aryan's dick, I could die happy. I think this is another anon however.
Which is sad.
>>671488535
Nope its me. Scouts honor
>>671488534
Yes, it is.
"oldfag"
>>671488430
>doctor faggot
you goofy bitch, that one actually got me.
>>671488605
*dies happy*
>>671488494
And to you too! Stay wonderful.
>>671488644
Hitler would not approve.
anyway where are you from?
>>671488365
>your shirt
"shing" lol like you're presenting a sword.
>>671480120
stop trying to build peoples self-esteem, cut these numbers in half and that's what they are.
>>671488775
Rural Washington state
>>671488365
>>671488684
>goofy bitch
Quite honestly im feeling complimented and insulted at the same time.
Still...
Fuck you
>>671488430
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: A 26 year old perfectly mature female.
>>671488430
Oh! Oh! Can I have a go...?
>Please tell me how stupid it is then.
It's 'pretty' stupid
>I need steroid injections in order for it to grow.
You mean your feminine penis, don't you?
>So tell me fucking Doctor faggot about how it works since you fucking know it all
'fucking Doctor faggot' - whilst I did laugh, let's not use your entire vocabulary in one sentence ok?
>>671488908
Any compliment you're feeling from that was completely unintentional.
So to get you back on track and feeling silly about yourself, I'm gonna go ahead and side with this guy here >>671488929
Since that's essentially what I was going to say, anyway, but he said it WAAAAY better.
>>671488928
Ssshhhhh Anon, she's got the alopecia.
Anything can trigger her.
Tumblr must be offline or something...
Just be cool b/ro.
>>671488799
Thats why they call me Lancelot.
>>671488929
That answered nothing.
Nor was it even worthy of a c
Good "comeback"
Everyone is this thread is now dumber for reading that.
You get no points and may god have mercy on your soul
>>671489050
His reply sucked dick
>>671489060
Dont do tumblr. Sorry cunt.
>>671488405
No, the background is very russian , plus she typed the letter ч
>>671489200
Skrillex?
>>671489315
"sorry cunt" is a pretty good nickname for you thus far xD
I'd ask you to stop, but it's more fun watching you dig your own hole.
>>671489142
>Everyone is this thread is now dumber for reading that.
Wow! You actually think you can speak for 77 different people.
Keep going. You're absolutely fascinating!
>>671489142
Well if you wanted some good cum back, you should just go brush your teeth, goofball.
>>671489476
Once again. Lame reply. Its like im talking to a 12 year old. Throw out the big guns if youre gonna try to be edgy kid
>>671489476
Seconded.
Did Sorry Cunt leave yet?
>>671489221
Excellent response! Have you ever thought of studying law?
>>671489315
There's that potty mouth again. You're giving us a real insight.
>>671489631
>throw out the big guns if you're gonna try to be edgy kid
guys she seems pretty serious, maybe we should stop
>>671489726
>insert some joke involving Sorry Cunt being a person that eats out of toilets
>>671489631
By big guns, do you mean swearing?
You're the only one that has need to resort to that method of communication it seems.
I imagine your whole life, you've appealed to the lowest common denominator so as to never feel alone.
>>671489726
Id make a good lawyer.
>>671489726
Insight to how fucking lame you neckbeards are? Yes, i agree
