Riddle time /b/
>When you are a kid you want me.
>When you are an adult you don't want me.
>When you get me you wish you never had me.
What am I?
>>671483773
Responsibilities or some shit
>>671483773
kids
>>671483773
My life..
Jury Duty
>>671483773
To be older. That's easy.
Dank Memes
>>671484026
Kek
Chicken Pox
women
All of them fine answers but not correct I'll give you another clue.
>You can pass me around
>>671483773
Job
>>671484172
A wife
>>671483773
anal worms
>>671483773
Aids
>>671484172
Illness?
Kids want to get sick to get out of school, adults don't want to get sick, and no one wants to be sick when they are.
>>671484191
^this
Pussy weed blunts drugs toys cards money people friends
>>671484172
Give up, tell me or I'll just google it.....
>>671483773
AIDS
Traps.
>>671483773
Blunt
>>671484498
Nice trap got moar
Money
>>671484539
>>671484498
Fuck off faggots
Age
>>671484335
Correct!
Now that wasen't so hard let's try another one a bit harder.
>I see all but I am blind.
>Unless someone sees me then I see all.
What am I?
>>671484498
Boi pusi
>>671484172
Chicken pox
>>671483773
AIDs
Herpes
age
>>671484172
Definitely AIDs
>>671484698
The human spirit
>>671484698
Fuck off how is that correct?
Clearly to be older is the right answer.
Fuck this thread, fucking bullshit cunt wankers with your fucked up bullshit riddles that make no fucking sense.
Cunts.
>>671484698
a dumb faggot
>>671484720
Kek
>>671484698
Justice.
Lime cordial.
>>671484698
Eh, is there a typo in this?
>>671484698
A Bit to hard for your tiny minds? Here's another hint.
>I keep the bad away. but not the good ones.
good thread
age
>>671485082
Lime cordial
>>671485082
Sunglasses.
>>671483773
Being grown up.... age or however you want to say it
Well clearly my Intellect is superior so here's the last clue.
> I am used widely by all, when no ones around.
>>671485083
kek'd
>>671483773
Birthday.
>>671485600
ohhh
>>671484698
An infrared sensor connected to a light
>>671484261
zozzle
>>671485600
A condom?
>>671485600
My dick is used wildly when nobody is around.
>>671485896
>>671485902
Shit, i think these are it.
bop it?
>>671485600
Obvs mirror
>>671484698
Mirror?
>>671485082
Justice
>>671485977
Fucking kek'd
>>671485728
Correct!
Well done, you can compare yourself to a five year old.
Well here's the last riddle for the day. This one is a freebe.
>I am sometimes around
>Sometimes not
>sometimes I am halfway.
>what am I?
>>671483773
Herpes
>>671486269
schroedingers cat
A dick
>>671486269
moon
(if thats correct you are stupid as fuck)
>>671486269
my dick in your butt
>>671485693
lol
>>671483773
have anal sex
>>671486269
Day
bop it... extreme.
>>671486269
Shapes?
>>671484698
a mirror
>>671486269
A shadow
>>671486269
Shapes
>>671486269
Tongue
>>671486269
A black man's father
>>671486269
a door i dunno for fucks sake anon if its not on google i dont know
>>671486269
The word "am"
>>671486269
An STD, obviously.
>>671486269
>mfw I see that answer.
>>671486572
Holy shit, that's pretty good.
I am where the depths of fear lives
Give me fire and I'm gone
Go in me and your blind
I take up no space
What am I?
>>671486604
Kill yourself le reddit faggot.
>>671486653
DORKSIDED!!!
>>671486653
Darkness, you fucking pepe suicidal nigger faggot cucklord.
>>671486653
Clearly fucking darkness
Jesus Christ
>>671486653
darkness.
>>671486653
way too easy
darkness
>>671486704
>>671486738
>>671486740
>>671486773
>>671486781
Yes
My life can be measured in hours. I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
>>671486347
a brick in your butt
>>671484698
truth
>>671486269
The answer was obviously an alarm system but i guess that was the closest
>>671486269
a nigger
>>671486813
mosquito
I've got a good one.
One of a Bundle of Seven
Wooden Personalities.
We're known to Christians as Heathens
We shout riddles at people on message boards.
What am I?
Your inferior intellects are pathetic. Like apes with an ipad.
Last clue:
>If feels good going in
>hurts coming out
>yet we cant get enough of it
>>671486572
I vote that this is the answer.
FURBY!
>>671486813
jews?
>>671486813
Probably a bug, like a butterfly or some shit, i think you got me pepe.
>>671486813
A Fly?
>>671486949
dog cock
>>671483773
to grow older
>>671486342
Correct! told you was a freebee.
I will leave you with this last query.
> 500 is at my end and my start, yet 5 is at my heart.
The first letter and the first number make me complete.
So, B?
>what is my name?
>>671486813
The hands of an analog, wind-up clock. Wind as in spin instead of moving air.
>>671486572
underrated
>>671486813
candle
>>671486947
a FAG!!
>>671486813
Cocain.
>>671486883
>>671487012
>>671487030
>>671487039
>>671487070
none of you are close kek
>>671486949
Drugs
>>671486949
ITT: a faggot who can't answer his own riddle, it's a fat nigger cock with a condom on it.
>>671487061
you are fucking retarded, the moon is always around wether we can see it or not
>>671486674
Calm your flabby mantits, angry internet manchild.
FUCK YOU OP, THIS THREAD SUCKS. FUCK YOU. YOUR RIDDLE IS VAGUE, GAY AND SUCKS, AND NOT A GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER.
>>671486269
Domestic violence
>>671487061
A1 Bar-B-Que sauce.
>>671486949
Mc Donalds.
>>671487100
A candle?
>>671487087
You got it.
I am here when no one knows me, but when someone is told about me I am gone. What am I?
>>671487133
You have fat nigger cock on the mind...
>>671486949
money?
>>671487088
You did it!
It's a FAGGOT!
>>671487061
DaViD
>rekt
>>671487173
you are fucking retarded.
>>671487261
A secret.
>>671486269
what the fuck are these riddles, is this a joke?
>>671487261
Silence?
>>671487363
Yes.
All men have me
I can be long or short
Men give this to women after they are married
And the Pope doesn't use his
>>671486949
spicy food
>>671487329
so please explain me how the moon "isnt around" when we cant see it
>>671487061
Faggot /thread
>>671483773
A gf
>>671486949
A Anus-dwelling Hamster.
>>671487407
THE D, no wait thc pope uses it in little childs. Go on
>>671486949
Sodomy
>>671487061
The word "am" was a better answer
>>671487407
A life.
>>671487407
A fat cock.
>>671487324
Well grats. goggling is easy?.
anyway was fun. I only made like two of them up, honestly making original riddles are kinda hard. I'll return when I make some more.
Have fun /B/
FINAL RIDDLE
>what's up my ass?
FUCK OP
>What do you put in a bucket of sand to make it lighter?
>>671487569
Dragon dildo
>>671487433
Read what you just said.
>>671483773
Age?
>>671487535
and yeah I agree. and I'd probaly use it as the answer for the future versions
>>671487407
A Last Name?
Pope Mcpoperson
>>671487595
less sand
>>671486502
top kyle
>>671487595
A hole
>>671487638
gg son
I am the first thing you need when camping,
I am always with people named Carl and Marco,
Peter thinks I'm useless and doesn't need me.
I am the second to last thing to add when making a taco.
What am I?
>>671485082
Memories
>>671487407
Last name.
>>671487561
kek
googling is for a fag with an intellect of a 5yr old (or a murican)
sorry that i just seem to be smarter than most of the people here
>>671487569
A Anal-dwelling Hamster.
>>671487595
A torch.
>>671483773
AIDS
>>671487595
a hole fgt.
>>671487261
a secret
so fucking obvious
>>671487324
and this
>>671483773
candy?
maybe sugar
LOL DREAMS THO
>>671487761
Fast
>>671487773
nope
>>671487761
Yes.
I have a twin, but they live across a bridge and I have never seen them. What am I?
>>671487682
Okay, fucking cock punch me if I'm wrong and it's something like Salad..
Is it the letter C?
I mean Ta C o
C amping
C arl
Mar C o
Peter with his bitch ass...
>>671487882
One of the statue of Liberty's
>>671487926
Too late, nigger.
>>671487569
fat black cock
>>671487882
some smooth, chubby buttcheeks
>>671487926
Yeah you were right m8
>>671487964
no
>>671487993
kek no
>>671487882
A reflection,
or,
Either testicle
>>671487173
It's around, as in the moon physically looks round, aka full moon. Not "halfway" aka moon crescents. It's a play on word, like pretty much every riddle ever, you retard.
>>671486813
Sea/water?
A woman
>>671488037
>>671488070
keep trying
>>671487882
Is it an Eye?
>>671484829
You alright, mate?
Sleep mah boi
>>671488115
You clever cunt
OP i remember you from like 5 years ago, you the same guy?
>>671488115
ding ding ding
>>671483773
responsibility?
>>671488115
yes, I'm going out for a cigarette now, but I will leave you all with a final riddle. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
>>671487569
>Fucking kek too hard at this.
>>671488216
>>671488115 here
I've gotten at least three of these right, and I feel comfortable in my ability to solve riddles.
>>671488267
All of them now get out
>>671487061
Repelsteeltje
>>671488221
Could be, I made one about 5 years ago. funny. didn't think anyone else would still be around.
>>671488267
The one month in a leap year you disgusting nigger.
>>671488267
3/4
>>671488267
I remember this piece of shit form elementary.
It's all of them.
All the fucking months have 28 god-damn days, you motherfucker.
here's one
>the distance to me is as far as the eye can see.
>can't get around me, for I am as wide as the sea
>Look towards me, over and out.
>what am I?
>>671484677
Don't hate the hater.
>>671488578
fat feminist
>>671486269
an erection?
>>671488578
the horizon
YOU'RE GAY, AND NOT ME.
Kim Kardashian
>>671488578
The Sky?
Either that or a fucking Whalelord.
>>671484172
Cigarette
>>671488312
What rolls down stairs
Under the hair
But has 3 hands and a pidgeon
>I'm always light at first
>I pull and flow
>i grow and fall
>I go where I please
>what am I?
>>671488715
Mah, nigga smart as hell.
Here goes.
>round and round we go, where we stop everybody knows.
>my start is usually your end
>the end is where i begin.
>leave me alone, that's how I go.
>>671489007
Hogwarts
You ready, cause I've got a good one.
How can a son marry his mother?
>And it isn't fucking incest.
>>671489007
A prostitute
>>671489025
a coiled poo
>>671489103
incest
>>671489025
I'm absolutely not smart as hell, that's the only one in this entire thread I've figured out. I also have absolutely no idea what this one is other than it's seems to be some sort of circle
>>671489103
Odypuss. No clue how to spell that Greek fucker's name
>>671485082
Security cameras?
>>671489007
A Leaf.
>>671489241
Nope, it isn't Ocdypuss.
>>671489241
oedipus
>>671489241
That was incest. Hence Oedipus complex.
>>671489103
The only thing I can think of is if the son is performing the service to marry his mom to someone else?
>>671489529
Or he's his own father.
Which makes more sense?
>>671489133
nope.
>>671489235
but you found it so fast last time anon keep it up
>no, sorry. buut you could say I always go full circle.
>>671489103
The son is a priest marrying his mom off to someone else
>>671489103
if the son is a priest? idk
>>671489529
Does mother-in-law count?
a dog
>>671484006
/thread
>>671483773
Adulthood.
The Ultimate Riddle:
>You're a faggot
>>671489927
*your
>>671486949
SPICY FOOD YOU ARSE.
David
>>671487061
it's David.
>>671489025
circle of life
Ops busy dancing around in jingly boots
>>671490631
nope. but good answer
>>671484698
A BAT
>>671483773
Is it an ID? that thing you need when a cop catches you and is like SHOW ME YOUR SHIT FGT OTHERWISE JAIL
i liek wyd
