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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ERP thread~
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>>671470366
bump~
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Bump...
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another bump
I missed these
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>>671471556
>>671471653
hi anons~ how're you doing?
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>>671471742
I'm doing alright I guess. How about you?
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>>671471742
Oh don't worry about me. Just a fan of these threads.
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>>671471856
i'm okay, thanks~
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>>671472031
That's always good to hear!
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>>671471742
My cock is rock hard. Are you going to help with that, or am I going to have to force you?
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>>671471908
aren't we all~

>>671472177
:)
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I was trying not to fap today...
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>>671472484
:) lol
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*cough*

Pretty sparse gathering we've got here today...
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looking for partner to recieve joi from~
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I'm just sitting in to watch the merriment unfold, don't mind me.
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Looking for, anything I guess?
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AAAAAAGH
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>>671473823
You alright there bud?
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WHARRGHHH
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>>671473241
bumping my search~
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>>671474054
NO

STOP THESE THREADS
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>>671474514
Aw c'mon Anon, you can join in too!

So, how've you been?
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>>671474640
I'm not joining and im not your 'bud'
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>>671474830
Whatever you say Anon. Just stick around in the room for a bit, you might like it!
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Um, new thread why>

>>671474929
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>>671475129
Cause morons on trash!
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>>671475041
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>>671475311
Oh, well I'm bumping both from here on in.
Why?

I'm bored.
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>>671475377
See, it's not as bad as you thought it was!

Let's do it over from the top Anon. So, how have you been?
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>>671475662
I know I myself am getting cozy in here.
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>>671474347
and again~

please? c;
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>>1667973
>>1667973
>>1667973
Fuck outta here
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what the fuck
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>>671476049
>>671474347
>>671473241
Oh you poor boy~
No one giving you attention?
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>>671475871
Right? It's a nice place. I just stop by to see others get along, but how about you? First time?
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Hello
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>>671476306
Hey there!
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>>671476306
Welcome! Make yourself comfortable, things are just getting started.
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>>671476235
if hungergames can be here we can
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>>671476229
apparently not until now~
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>>671475377
Is there any porn of her yet?
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>>671476259
Hm! But I have heard of this place before. Seems nice. How are?
>>671476432
Aww, you poor thing!
Like what you see?~
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>>671476671
Looks like you're gonna fit right in! Don't let me disturb you, looks like you've got your hands full with someone. Let me know if you need anything, always a pleasure to help.
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>>671476671
mm, i love it~
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>>671476948
Why thank you~
If you need anything let me know too. I would love to help with anything I could~
>>671477024
Ara~
What do you like best? Are you getting hard from me already you naughty boy?
You're soo cute~
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>>671476491
Why would there be lewd images of me on the internet anon?
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Anon, why are you looking at me like that?
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>>671477484
...... I'm sorry, what you'd say?
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This is slow af, but hey man I know it's worth it.
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>>671477484
omg...
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>>671477484
>JAV actresses ERP
My dick can't handle this, anon.
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>>671477476
i-i-i like boobs, and feet, and being told what to do! y-yes i am!

not as cute as you!~
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>>671477527
I said 'why are you looking at me like that'?
>>671477626
What? Is it something on my face?
>>671477688
(I wish she was JAV, believe me)
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>>671477821
Oh, well... Because you're beautiful of course..
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>>671477548
(Hey Anon, got source on that image?)
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>>671477821
no, there's nothing on your face, you're just so beautiful!
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>>671478011
Sorry but I don't rip
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>>671477821
Either way I'm still hard as diamonds
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>>671478128
Damn, it was worth a shot. Thanks anyway Anon.
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>>671477901
>>671478087
Anons, you're flattering me!
>>671478151
H-hey... that's lewd!
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>>671478261
it's true, you're the most beautiful person i've ever seen~
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>>671478261
Good, you're arousing me! You're so beautiful and sexy miss!
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>>671478261
Like I could help myself with someone with such a perfect body standing close by.
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>>671477482
pls talk to me
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>>671478755
...talk to you about the lord?
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>>671478363
Don't be sarcastic, anon! It's rude!
>>671478373
Now that's too much...
>>671478620
Hey, all I do is eat well.
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>>671479132
i'm not being sarcastic at all!!! i'm in love...
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How is everyone today?
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>>671479132
I'm sorry.... I'm just horny is all... I'll be beter I promise.
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>>671479238
hey there cutie~

i'm okay, how about yourself?
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>>671479238
Good! How about you cutie?
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>>671479238
Yui-Channel, you seem to have forgotten to wear pants again today... is this in light of recent events regarding your new black neighbor? Or are you being an airhead again...
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>>671477774
(still here? ~ )
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>>671470690
Well aren't you cute *brushes ears back and runs my fingers through your hair*
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>>671479132
Well you must be doing something else right because damn that's the body of a goddess you have.
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>>671479132
(Name????)
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>>671479359
I'm bored.. and kinda cold, but I've been alright~
>>671479361
I'm well! Just wondering around. Thanks for asking anon~
>>671479528
I'm just not wearing pants because I don't feel like it, don't assume things anon
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>>671479974
Wondering around can be fun. Just be careful. There's perverts here that might try something on you!
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>>671479808
ayodolf ohila
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>>671479974
aww, i'm sorry you're cold~ is there anything we can do?
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>>671480073
Don't worry! I know karate~ muahaha >>671480160
W-Well, that depends on what you want to do, heh~
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These threads are funny to watch
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>>671480356
w-well, i'd want to do anything you might want to, hehe~
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>>671479974
Oh but Yui-Chan. I don't assume anything. I was merely curious. As your airheadedness has gotten you in tight spots before.
Or I should say; has gotten in your tight spots before.
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>No Nue and Clown on this thread.
WE'RE FINALLY FREE
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>>671480408
ikr
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>>671480356
Oh, good then!... Please don't hurt me!!
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uh, it seems my partner left so i guess i'll start a new search~

looking to recieve joi~
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>>671480597
Gero
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>>671480597
>Be this anon.
>No Nue and Clown
You are basicly begging.
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>>671480856
spread your butt, show us your butt!
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>>671480888
Check'd
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>>671479132
RIP
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>>671480494
Uhm..let's go somewhere warm. Yeah let's do that!
>>671480595
Shhhh that never happened, okay maybe it has..
>>671480771
I'm not going to hurt you silly~ I was just showing you my moves
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>>671481062
i-i'm too shy!!
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>>671481113
I'm not dead, silly!
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>>671481166
ok! after you~
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>>671481231
(what is your name???)
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>>671481166
Oh good. Hah. You look small but I bet you can pack a punch.
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What's going on in this thread?
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>>671481240
M-My house is around the corner, would you like to go there anon?~ I hope I don't freeze on the way, hehe
>>671481553
But anyways, thank you for worrying anon
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>>671481696
Naughty things!

I would say but surprisingly no naughty things.
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>>671481166
Luckily we still have the pictures of last time, Yui-chan.
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>>671481696
Omg Saya-shi! Fucking Saya-shi is here! I want to rape you so bad!!!
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>>671481737
sure~ you wont freeze cutie, don't worry~
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>>671481737
Of course, if you need anything else let me know!
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>>671480856
bumping my search~
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get in here faggots
http://bloochat.com/671470366
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>>671481771
Then we have to get something going, don't we?
>>671481793
W-wow. That's, uh, a pretty direct request.
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>>671482109
Please yes! God, those feet! That body! That sexy mouth and candy?? I don't know! All I know is I want to see you be naughty!
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>>671481775
Anon!~ you meanie
>>671481910
Okay yay, keep me warm. Just in case ~
>>671481932
C-Could you.. uh maybe walk me home. In case there's more than my skills can handle~
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>>671482243
of course cutie, take my jacket, and i'll stay close~
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>>671481964
anyone?

please c;
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>>671482243
Of course, I'd love to walk you home. Don't worry, I'll keep you safe!... Just take my hand.
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Bump
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>>671482243
Meanie? You were quite into it.
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>>671482109
Take it off Saya-shi!!!
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>>671480597
>>671480597
>>671480934
I heard someone was missing me
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>>671483010
sit on my face
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>>671483058
>>671483010
do me too
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>>671483010
back to /trash/
(and I might go too)
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>>671482327
T-Thank you.. ah, you're jackets warm hehe~
>>671482445
Yay!! Yes I'll hold your hand.. do you mind if I stay c-close to you as well.. you're warm
>>671482901
Gahhh anon.. you're making me remember the feeling..
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>>671480597
I'm in the mood to party
Or shitpost.
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>>671483276
i-i'm glad it's warm!! let's get you home~
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>>671483010

Seems like you have a bad name in these threads, but I've always loved that ass. How goes it?
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>>671482441
pleeeease?

c;
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Looks like another fantastic congregation.

Wonder where that new Anon went off to though, looked like they were enjoying themselves...
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>>671483276
Aww, of course not. You're pretty warm too, ah, but your hand's a little cold. But mine will warm you up no problem! You're going to have to lead me to your house too btw. But... this is so nice. Being close and holding hands like this!
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Reminder if you like to erp just come to >>>/trash/
we have these threads all the time
>>671483407
I'm just fine, very drunk at the moment however, consuming 1.75 L of tequilia and now working on beer. These threads hate me cause I am the threads.
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>>671483010
Go back to sleep, Clown Piece.
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>>671483810
I don't know who you are but I wasn't asleep, you can't prove that.
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>>671483726
Hunger games have them all the time too and yet!
uh oh!
Hunger games on b tonight
so erp to!
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>>671483810
Its duh clown
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>>671483393
Yay ok, this way!~
>>671483556
Aww, do you not get this often?~ You seem like you do, since you are very h-handsome
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HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN NIGGERS I HAVE BEEN EDGING TO THIS THREAD FOR 40 AND YOU STILL HAD NOT GOTTEN ANYWHERE
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>>671484135
40 FUCKING MINUTES
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>>671483726

Never was a fan of the drink myself, especially not in excess. Not to say I can judge, we all have our vices. Speaking of which, you know I have to pester you for more ass, if you wouldn't mind.
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>>671484135
CHILL THE FUCK OUT BRO
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konbanwa, anon-kuns and chans.
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>>671484135
>>671484185
Welcome Anon! Seems like you're still a bit new to this, so just a bit of friendly advice.

Go slow. Real slow. It never pays to rush things in here.
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>>671482995
Like this Anon? It feels dirty...
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>>671477482
Because I'm the devil and i will fucking rape you.
Now show me that ass
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>>671484135
You could try posting.
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>>671484267
Evening to you too Kuroneko! How've you been?
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>>671484113
ok! off we go~
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>>671484428
Funny how you knew who I was right away.
I've been fine, I guess. How about you?
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>>671484135
I've been going for 4 hours take your time
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>>671478910
I want to pat Christ-tan's head.
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Wait a minute this is not your typical b thread. What magic is at play here.
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>>671484354
Take it all off!!!
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>>671483930
Go to sleep, Clown. It's good for your health.
>>671484082
Don't do kids, drugs.
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>>671484654
FUCK YOU CIRNO, you a piece of shit friend.
I do what I want.
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>>671484541
It would be pretty hard for me to *not* recognise you, y'know. No one else can pull off that look as well as you do.
Pretty good on my end! Just sitting around watching all these people interact. Brings joy to my heart...
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>>671477482
Ah ha you little fucker.
Found you.
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>>671484631
But but... This is so lewd...
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>>671481231
Nice trap
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>>671484749
Well okay then.
It's a shame I don't know who /you/ are though.
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>>671484511
Boopboopboop Okay we're here!~ Let me just get.. my key.. I didn't wear pants.. I don't have a key whoopsies~ Hehe
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>>671484817
Suck my dick now Saya-shi!!!
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>>671484747
Your lack of sleep is clouding your thoughts because I AM NOT CIRNO, Clown.
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>>671484940
Yes-s-s master...
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>>671484894
hehe~

i wonder how we can get in now~ unless there's somewhere else you might want to go?
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>>671484870
Ah, my bad. My name's Anon, I'm that guy you see near the corners of the room sometimes. I love the environment, but I don't think I'd fit in you see. Watching everyone else works for me!

On that note, what brings you here today? Looking for someone in particular?
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>>671484984
You are posting as an avatar I don't know!
Well Cirno knows he is literally the worst friend possibly anyways.

For you, you are likely also a shit tier friend if you can even bother messaging me in private, since I just woke up I aint goin to sleep!
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>>671485042
whats with that guy spikey buttcheek?
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>>671485045
U-Uhm.. MAYBE you can lift me up to a window.. but don't look at my butt, silly~
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>>671485067
*rolls my eyes* Anon. How creative. May as well call you "under-appreciated glasses-kun".
But I guess I'm just here to hang for a while until someone or something inevitably turns me on. Story of my life.
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>>671485263
of course not, cutie, heh~

i'll lift you up~
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>>671485104
To be honest I don't even know who you are, you just looked extremely tired to me.
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>>671485291
What is a chuuni cat turned on by, anyway?
Besides Kyousuke, of course.
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>>671484113
Aww, no-not recently no... And never with a girl as cute as you! You're too cute.
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>>671485443
Fuck you then! Like literally when are we fucking I could use a good fap.
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>>671485347
Up I goooo~ I'm glad I picked I nice pair of undies today~ There I got the window to my room open. I'll go unlock the front door
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>>671485291
*Chuckles* Yeah, never was all that creative. Hope you don't mind too much.

So, just gonna wait it out? I could keep you company till then, if you don't mind. Things are pretty slow today.
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>>671485291
Roll
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>>671485468
Honestly, there is a broad spectrum of things that turn me on.
And Kyousuke and I are over. I'm not interested in him anymore. Baka.
>>671485662
*sigh* I suppose it's okay.
You can hang with me. I don't mind. J-just don't get too close.
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>>671485653
i'm sure you pick out nice things every day~

yay! i'll wait here for you~
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>>671485566
I'm not a fucking home wrecker so that's a never on the sex, Clown.
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>>671485932
I don't even have a home to wreck! So you are perfectly clear on that front. Don't make me rape you as anon if thats the problem.
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>>671485790
Really? "Don't get too close"? Ever considered taking a look around? I think that's the last thing you should be worried about.

Besides, it's pretty cold. The closer we are the warmer we'll be don't you think?
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>>671485842
Phew.. there we are, come on in..
By the way, what's your name or should I just call you h-handsome~~?
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>>671486025
Let me watch you fuck please <3
or rape me instead <3
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>>671486193
thank you~

i-i'm anon, but y-you can call me whatever you want, cutie~
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>>671486137
*looks away, blushes* Fine. Come here.
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>>671486025
I don't think the thread is going to last long enough for any actual ERP to happen and cucking Shinoa seems like a dick move.
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>>671486319
Come sit on the couch next to me~
Anon is a cute name. And the same to you, call me anyyyyything you want~
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>>671486453
Shinoa is a in character only thing (for now) and only applies to the ERP threads on trash. This is different so let me fuck you anyways! You clearly are from both locations so let me bully you!
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>>671486453
Why don't you start something then, hmm?
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>>671486638
And let me watch!
You ignoring me is so hot!
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>>671486398
*takes a seat next to you*

That's more like it. Right then, where was I...

Oh, so are you looking for anyone in particular? We've got the bickering duo and the cosy couple, and a bunch of cynical people as always. None of them are your type?
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>>671486561
yay, i need to sit after walking through that cold~

t-thank you!! i'll keep calling you cutie if that's okay~~
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>>671486714
Aw are you tired? Y-You can lay your head on my lap if you like, anon~
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>>671486897
Don't do it, it's a trap!
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What is ERP?
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>>671486897
o-ok, cutie, thank you~
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>>671486711
I'm just looking for a cute girl or a cute crossdresser boy. So yes... I guess none are my type. *eyes the distance between us, then looks back at you*
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>>671487037
Electric Road Payments
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>>671487037
Erotic Role Play
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Yall are all faggots.

>Ann animu gurl want to get bug fucked?
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>>671486650
But I'm just another fun poster in the endless sea of fun posters.
>>671486638
How about you fuck >>671486692 instead while I watch...IWon'tTotallyEscapeWhileYouDoOrAnything
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>>671487037
Essential Repeation Paralysis
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>>671487155
That would be hot too! I'm up for any of this!
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>>671487115
Fuck you
>>671487138
Thanks :3
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>>671487219
>Fuck you
yes please :)
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>>671487071
*pats your head* Do you want to talk about anything, or do anything~?
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>>671487215
God damn anon why are you so thirsty
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>>671487079
Ah, that explains it. We'd normally have more people up and about, guess they couldn't make it today.

*catches your glances*
Y'know, if you're still feeling cold you should just say something. Here.
*scoots in a bit more*
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>>671487421
I don't knoe!!!!!!!!!! I'M JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!
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>>671487379
*blushes* u-uh, n-not really unless you want to, b-but it's nice just being like this together for a bit~
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>>671487451
Warms my heart to see you enjoying yourself Anon. Here's hoping you get to sit in on their session.
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>>671487429
*blushes a deeper shade of red, looks away again* N-nnmmh...
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WHY WONT ANYONE LOVE ME.

I WAS RELEVANT ONCE!

>ONCE
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>>671487544
IT'S NOT HAPPENING
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>>671487508
Ah okay.. Your personality is really cute and you're so nice. Thank you for worrying so much about a girl you just met~
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>>671487628
Go to /trash/ i'm sure they would love you there.
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>>671487155
No too bad I'm gonna fun post with you then till we lewd.
that anon can just watch as we casually flirt around with each other.
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>>671487645
Oh, come on. Put on a show for us.
You know you want to, y'all are consumnate attention whores if I've ever seen a pair of them.
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>>671487544
YAY! THANK TOUOOOOOOO!@@@@
>>671487645
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLESSE GOD
>>671487732
YAY! It's so hot how you don't even respond to my posts <3
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>>671487704
t-thank you, b-but you're so much cuter and nicer, cutie~

of course, i couldn't just leave you by yourself~
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>>671487725
I ALREADY TRIED.

TRIED I HAVE, BUT MY EFFORTS WERE IN VAIN.
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>>671487613
Woah, your face is getting awfully red. Bit too warm?
*shifts body slightly away from you*
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>>671487892
Try harder Anon. I'm sure someone here loves you. I know I do.

>>671487645
Oh yes it will. >>671487732 assures me of that.
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>>671487865
*blushes* And why's that~ And I hope you realize your laying in a girls lap, and that girl doesn't have any pants on still ~ Hehe
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>>671487923
N-n-no, I'm just looking at >>671485118 and feeling a bit...warm. That's all.
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>>671487988
I, ANON'BARAK THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

HERE, TAKE THIS AS COURTESY TO YOUR CONSIDERATE SOUL. *gives baby scarab*
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>baby scarab
can you fuck it?
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>>671488057
y-you're just too cute!

*blushes* u-uh, it's okay to have no pants!! w-w-would you maybe be more comfortable if i didn't have any on either? ~
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>>671488085
O-oh. Well, that explains it then. Sure you don't want to head over to their room instead? You could get a closer look.

Then again, things are starting to get pretty exciting here as well, don't you think? Feels a lot more lively.

Also, hope you don't mind if I ask, but how exactly do you wear that cat tail accessory of yours anyway?
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>>671487143
On the bright side at least you ain't Origami.
>>671487771
>>671487988
>>671487837
I'm going to try my hardest to make sure this thread 404s before we even get to show night.
>>671487732
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO OUT FUNPOST ME BEFORE ANY OF THAT EVER HAPPENS
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>>671488134
Awww, thanks Anon'Barack! It's kinda cute in a way...

...It's not going to eat my face while I sleep is it?
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>mfw these threads
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>>671488469
Add me on steam at least you piece of shit, steamcommunity.com/id/iliketodrool/

Otherwords we will just have to lewd in private won't we if the thread 404s. My my my the anon will never get to see us have our fun lengthy session. Having us both cum until we are so exhausted we can no longer move. It must suck to be him.
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>>671488469
I think just the ignoring from the clown might be getting me off *just* enough to finish if that were to happen.

Sexy.
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>>671488459
M-mmn...I want to stay here.
A-and...nn...if you really must know, my tail...it's...in a hole.
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>>671488689
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

......Im so hard! Please, dont have to reply but you ust at least post in thread if you add her!

PLEPJSW AHh fuck yes!
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>>671488341
*face is fully red* ahem y-yes I would like that.. S-Sorry if I'm awkward.
>>671488469
Why don't more people (aka you two) start something else and it won't be slowww?
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>>671488539
Only if you expose the taste of mortal blood to it's jaws, in other cases you'll be fine.

>MOSTLY

>>671488758
I want to fuck you with my breeding appendage and force feed you royal jelly made from the blood of broken hymen.
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>>671488852
*blushing more* n-n-no, you're not awkward at all cutie~

i-is it okay if i just drop them here, b-behind the couch?
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>>671488758
A hole, huh? Yeah, I guess hoping for some sort of actual appendage would be too much to hope for. Kinda hoped I could have brushed it really... *laughs awkwardly*

Ahem, looks like we've got a taker! What about him? >>671488869
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>>671488869
I'm gonna name him Butter and he will be adorable.

Now then, how's that other Anon doing?

>>671488851

Oh.
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>>671489089
W-Why don't I just help you out with it, anon-kun~ *smirks*
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>>671488869
I'm going to kick you in your nonexistent balls so hard that you'll accelerate fast enough from the hit to be able to see the curvature of the Earth.
>>671489112
You were saying?
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>>671489279
*blushes* u-uh, s-sure, cutie~
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>>671489242
Oh what? FRirnd?...
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>>671489242
So, you wanna mate sometime? I got a pretty sick crib. My old boss just died for the third time and his entire kingdom is my inheritance.


>>671489471
Feisty foreplay, aye? I like it.

>Trickles stringy web pre-cum at generic dark loli
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>>671489475
*gets up and goes on my knees* Don't get too nervous on me~
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>>671489630
*redness begins to fade* o-of course not, c-cutie!!
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>>671489471
*gulp*

A-ah, n-nothing in particular. Just about your tail and how nice it would be to brush... haha...ha....

So, it's just...in there all the time? Wouldn't you get...sore?
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>>671489767
*unbuttons your pants and bites my lip* Good~! *pulls down your pants and blushes* Hehe~ I knew someone wanted to say hi~
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>>671489619
Sorry buddy, but as much as I love you I'm saving myself for someone else. I wouldn't mind coming over just to hang out though!

>>671489569
Sorry Anon, did you say something?
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>>671490175
Oh no I thought you said something to me. sorry about that.
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>>671490070
*blushes* y-you look really cute when you bite your lip, cutie!!

u-u-uh, i-i hope you like it? *blushes*
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>>671489998
It's not in all the time, silly. It does hurt when I keep it in for...um...long periods of time. Kyaa...
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>>671490175
Yes, come over. I have plenty of fancy armor and gear laying about.

>strokes breeding abdomen.

>>671490310
>blows spidery silk load

Keep saying lewd thingsss.
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>>671490275
Aw Anon, even if the two of them left I'm still here! I'm sure someone else will come along real soon, don't worry.

>>671490452
You must have quite the track record with defeating enemies. Sure, I'll come by and check it out some time!
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>>671490548
I know, they could have at least said

"We're going to do naughty things!"

and then I could have touched myself thinking of what naughty things they could be doing.

Thank you.
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>>671490310
You've had it on since you've been in here, I'm no expert but I bet that takes some amount of skill at least. Good job?

*positions palm above your head to pat, but pulls back*

Ah, my bad. Reflex.
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>>671490282
*bites my lip again* Like that Anon~? Heh
*slowly grabs a hold of your hard on through the underwear* W-What got you so hard~?
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>>671490827
*blushes again* y-yes, heh~

o-oh, i-it was y-you, cutie~
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>>671490812
*smiles, blushes* N-no. It's okay. I'm pretty aroused right now so I'm a bit more calm. If you want to pet me, do so.
>>671490452
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills...
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>>671490736
It's alright anon, there're plenty of these kinds of threads on >>/trash/ . If being ignored does it for you, it really is the best place.

Alternatively, you could review their conversation and see if the memories work for you!
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>>671490971
What did I do to make you THIS hard~
*strokes it gently, looking up at and smiling*
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>>671491095
I never get ignored on there.... only tried a few times though

Also yeah! I'll try just memory!
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>wants to be ignored
>complains when gets ignored
make up your mind faggot
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>>671491294
Since when?!
Since when did super mario U get here?!
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>>671491222
*shivers a little, blushing begins to fade* y-y-you're just that cute~
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>>671491051
If you say so. I'm not one to decline an invitation!

*pats your head once*

Wow, you really take care of your hair. It's super smooth and silky...

*Proceeds to pet sideways, slowly and gently*
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Just holy shit!! This thread is killing my sides!
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>>671491261
That's the spirit Anon! Enjoy!
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>>671491501
Yay thanks super mario bros U!
You're my greatest ally!
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>>671491377
I'm glad~ *stops and smiles* W-Well you might have gotten me all.. yknow~ Why don't you help me anon-kun~
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>>671491406
*tries to purr cutely, giggles*
I have to. For myself and...um...situations like this.
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>>671491581
s-s-sure, cutie-chan~

*slides hand under your long shirt*
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>>671491603
Definitely pays off. Makes me wanna hog you to myself!

*rubs a bit more fervently*

The cat ears really add to the experience. They're so well made you'd think they're the real deal.
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>>671491760
*blushes and bites my lip more* your touch feels nice~
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>>671491946
*looks into your eyes, smiles* You think so, nya?
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>>671491988
*blushes* i-i'm glad, cutie~ y-you look nice~

*moves hand down a little*
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>>671492211
Oh come here~ *grabs your shirt and kisses you*
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>>671492126
*smiles warmly*

Definitely. I always wanted a little sister actually. I guess you're the next best thing.

*stretches legs out*

Sitting down for so long really numbs my legs...
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>>671492219
same
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>>671492463
*kisses back passionately*
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>>671492465
*quickly lays down on your legs, resting my head in your lap* Mmmnn...~
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>>671492770
Looks like I won't be going anywhere.

*pets head gently*

Yeah, this is good too.
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>>671492463
(omg, i'm really sorry but i had no idea this has been going on so long, i have to leave for work but i would really love to finish this, you can add skype j9900skype or leave another way for me to contact, again i'm so sorry~)
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>>671493010
We should take this somewhere else. Posts are getting sluggish and I can smell sage in the air.
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>>671493234
I wanna come
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>>671493234
Yeah, seems like a good call. Have something in mind?
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>>671493324
Deviantart and Steam are my two most reliable ways of communication.
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>>671493551
Both are fine for me. Send me an email and we'll work from there. Sound good?

[email protected]
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>>671493686
Done. :3
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Bye everyone~
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>>671494482
Sayonara.
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>>671481231
Who is this chick?
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>>671494055
Thanks, check your inbox!

>>671494482
Bye Anon, thanks for coming.
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