Anyone save the webms or pics of the guy who was on here earlier today posting his silicon ass sex toys with body pillows? Shit made me diamonds.
>>672152379
Yes, thanks for asking.
>>672153007
No worries.
>>672152379
I saw it as well. Pretty unique, and sort of meaningful.
>>672153106
So fucking realistic. I should have fucking saved them.
>>672152379
this?
>>672153202
YESSSSS
>>672153007
>>672153202
You got the Webms?
>>672152379
Sad.
>>672153286
Yup
>>672152379
If you loved then so much why didn't you save them yourself?
>>672153223
what about it
>>672153286
I do
>>672153357
Cos i slammed out a quick wank before I left for work and forgot to save em
>>672153289
Dude once you get into the sex toys there is no going back to the hand
>>672153357
Wasn't on a personal device faggot, go put some more dorito crumbs under your neckflap
>>672153396
Post 'em?
>>672152379
>>672153202
it's not THAT great :|
>>672153457
Sorry home dawg, op said not to share
>>672153466
Nah if you see the webms. My GOD.
>>672153453
hahahaha
>>672153453
>Not projecting at all
>>672153466
agreed, that's why I saved them
>>672153457
how about just one?
>>672153526
Ok, bump for the webms!
>>672153445
What about girls? Lmfao not even your first choice. Jesus
>>672153602
You are a god.
>>672153602
hmm, just a fake ass moving. not my cup o' tea.
>>672153602
holy shit I was thinking those might not be worth the dough, but that webm is making me think otherwise
Somebody post them please
>>672153602
How about all of them before I decapitate your children?
if dubs this becomes a spiderman thread
>>672153722
How much do they go for?
>>672153751
bumping
>>672153772
$950
>>672153779
If non dubs post spoodermayne
Also god is real
>>672153602
omg.... i have a gf.... but i think i need one of these as well
What sextoy is that? I dont remember the pipedreams ones being that big.
Or is the guy just small with small hands?
>>672153672
are we going to discuss women or fake pussies?
Seems like this thread is about the latter
>>672153818
USD? That's not too bad I might buy one
>>672153602
Does he fuck them
>>672153818
>>672153772
950? what I thought they were like 300 bucks
>>672153871
Not on video
>>672153871
nah
>>672153889
For a ripoff
>>672153678
No, like you I am man
>>672153712
you're right, there is no tea in this webm
>>672153722
It might be made out of dough, I don't know
>>672153736
I have no children, go ahead
>>672153833
why not
>>672153871
why would you fuck somthing that isnt real?
>>672153921
fuckin hell
I got a dock johnson sasha grey mout for like 10 bucks on amazon, best orgasm I've had without a woman or 5 hour aderall jerk off marathon
bump for da webms faggots
>>672153856
Who knows?
>>672154019
wow.
I am so glad I'm not hairy.
You guys are up in arms over some guy who is fucking a silicon ass? You're all excited over some fag... Fucking a rubber butt..?
>>672154206
my sides
>>672154199
Don't we all
>>672154206
are you telling me, you... the archetype of what humanity should aspire to, does not?
>>672153818
Holy shit.
I bet I could make one for waaaaay less than that.
Ballistics gel would probably work just as good.
>>672154206
that's street butt to you
>>672154206
>Silicone
>Rubber
PICK ONE
>>672154019
He's so pale
>>672154407
Doesn't get sunlight much
I wouldn't either if I had 2 top tier onahips
>>672154374
KEK
>>672154361
>>672154019
>>672153602
wow, so big.
would buy if a little smaller and cheaper. cant wait for more things like that.
fuck it just guna post the rest
>>672153602
now I want one, fuck
>>672154678
U won't
No balls
>>672153602
diamond.net
can you fuck the asshole too?
>>672154678
I love you.
>>672154395
silicone is a type of synthetic rubber you fucking barbarian
Is there a name for these giant ones?
Where do you get them?
>>672154877
What do you think?
>>672154019
>>672154973
and rubber is a kind of plastic
>>672155027
no shit sherlock
>>672154981
This
What is the toy called, the giant ones?
>>672154973
Its a fucking plastic you mongoloid
>>672154981
Onahip.
Giant
>>672154206
gay
>>672153712
gay
Too big
Too puffy
3/10 would only fuck if forced to
>>672155930
gay
>>672155187
Thanks.
Google's being pretty vague.
Is there a recommended site I should look at?
Toydemon is the last place I ever remember browsing a long time ago, but their selection is kinda shit...
>>672154678
anyone know that guy? can contact him? i'd pay some $ if he makes vids fucking them.
>>672156381
I searched onahip and found nothing.
Any help?
Sorry my googling skills are not high.
>>672156588
Welcome to 4chan
>>672157115
Try looking at jlist dot com.
But for fuck's sake, even amazon.com has them for sale
>>672156292
>>672157115
>>672154981
http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/life-sized-masturbator-toy/
>Saw the original posts on /gif/ a few days ago
>Watched the desire to see one of these things get smashed out leak all over /gif/ into multiple threads
>It's spread to /b/
It's just a matter of time...
>>672157507
Bless you kind sir.
a student sits on his teachers dick while he spits all over him
>>672157507
Holy shit! 930 bucks?! GTFO! LOL!
>>672154556
>smaller
Pedo scum.
>Holes don't go all the way through
I bet that's a bitch to wash...
>>672158665
This. You could probably have an Ukrainian or Filipino mail order bride shipped to you for not much more.
>>672154019
holy shit how can I hide one of those in my appartment?
>>672154556
http://www.amazon.com/puni-hyaluronic-lotion-100ml-masturbator/dp/B0098FV7X2
>>672157799
Same. There was a thread on /jp/ and that guy posted a 1of with a dildo next to it.
Ordered it that night.
>>672158993
>Put blanket over it
>set in front of chair
It's one of those new Jello Ottoman footstools!
>>672158993
just say its a coin case ur relatives gave u back in morocco
>>672158993
put a pillow case on it
>>672158827
The holes connect deeper in. You can flush out the ass and it comes through the puss.
>>672153202
>Cost 1k bucks and weighs 90 pounds each
Dude doesn't even fuck them, they're too much of a hassle to lug 90 pounds of ass to the sink.
>>672158993
Do you own a closet? What about a box? Just put it in a container and no one will be the wiser.
Nigga if you have an apartment who cares what you put in it and where.
>>672159447
I share it
They have shota versions too. Just sayin. :^)
>>672154019
Does he not know how hairy he is?
>>672159447
nice bait faggot
>>672158905
Would her lower body be this amazing, though?
>>672159809
I'm sure they have brazilian dating sites out there.
>>672158993
Just get a big lock chest and put it in there.
>>672154373
>just as good
Not even close
>>672152379
Id buy a strapon and mount it onto it and ride that puppy
>>672154026
You too? Got the vibrator model or just the standard?
2 gay boys have gay sex for life
>>672160076
Mix in a little cornstarch, and it'll be fine.
Plus I can shoot the bitch if she betrays me.
I think they placed the pussyhole a bit too high
>>672154199
hhahaahahah
>>672152379
is there anything just big enough to use 2 handed that isn't 15+ pounds? the loli ones look perfect except i don't want to get v&. i have one of those asses and it is way too heavy and bulky. i just want something bigger than a sleeve and smaller than a full waist
>>672160294
vibrator model???
>>672153602
are these things prefucked to test them before they're shipped to ur house?
>>672159739
Bait nice faggot
>>672161185
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators/realistic-masturbators/sp-sasha-grey-vibrating-deep-throat-stroker-99565.aspx
The vibe that comes with it was complete crap that died right away twice so I just got the cheapest corded bullet they had to replace it. Good stuff.
>>672154373
is this you?
>>672162237
>>672159569
got any pics?
>>672162237
Hahhaha shit has me rolling
>>672153202
Yup... because that's not the epitome of pathetic at all...
>>672157446
remember when amazon only had books and CDs and a few other things? I still can't believe all the shit they sell nowadays
>>672161258
how do you suppose the quality control of a product goes? of course they regularly pick random samples and use them
>>672161107
There used to be the Soloflesh but it was discontinued in January.
>>672162788
Well fuck.
>>672153602
>>672162662
what's pathetic is shelling good money IN HOPES that they will net you a pussy, this thing is a guaranteed sex
>>672154019
please tell me it's cheap....
>>672163333
no such thing as cheap pussy bruh
>>672163513
Tis called your hand
can u tongue fuck one of these?
>>672162755
do they cum inside them?
>>672163787
>tongue punching a rubber fart box
Why my ph0ne can't play webms correctly
(s5)
I'll wait until they make ones that are capable of producing female body odor
>>672160294
nah it's just the regular, I'm building quite a collection, just starting to wonder where to keep them as it grows
>>672163892
well that's the purpose of these things, making you cum
>>672163993
i'm positive the japs have lubes for that, likely sorted by age...
>>672163920
try turning it sideways. my android only plays videos on its side. I cant play videos on my shit phone either if its portrait. it becomes quirky and wont start playing
>>672154407
When you never leave the basement that happens.
is the term onahips new or something? google doesn't net many results
>>672164069
I meant the guys who test these dolls, are they cumming inside them to test cleaning methods and load storage capacities
>>672164151
I bet it smells like stupid shit like fruits or something, I want that musky, fishy smell of pussy
>>672162662
I've still jerked off while dating every woman I've ever been with,
rubber asses are not something you want to share with everyone, but I still want to fuck one
>>672162714
The other day I got a package with an xbone game a fake mouth to fuck and a bottle of lube
I wonder who packed and if they want to live on this planet anymore
>>672164248
Not working but thx anyway m8
>>672163917
keked
http://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?SearchText=silicone+ass
>>672164430
I had a post saved where this girl selling used panties came up with a formula for simulating pussy aroma. it involved some kind of anchovy sauce and a specific brand of perfume and something else. bumping while I find it.
>>672164498
Sigh...I wish I could jerk off, but girlfriend really doesn't like it/let me.
>>672164430
just rub it on the nearest toilet seat at a movie theater female restroom
>>672165232
do you live under her constant surveillance or something? also man up and dump the bitch you fag
>>672165101
fuck, I can't find it. it was a repost though, so I'm sure someone somewhere has it. maybe start a thread on /r/. she said she'd used it numerous times and never had a complaint.
>>672165428
>just rub it on the nearest toilet seat at a movie theater female restroom
Do you want disease? because that's how you get diseases
>>672159401
oh fuck dying to hauling 90 pounds of ass to the sink
>>672165593
she should definitely patent that shit and proceed to get filthy rich desu
>>672165428
toilet seats don't smell like pussy you double-posting goober. the pussy doesn't touch the toilet seat, only the ass cheeks. a lot of girls hover anyway. also this >>672165624
if you're very lucky, you'll get a fake butt that smells like a real buttcheek.
>>672165624
faggot took the bait
kek
>>672165753
>a lot of girls hover anyway
I never knew this, must be exhausting to take a dump while hovering, although I guess it's good exercise for the ass
>>672166151
* and legs
>>672153202
I would buy all the victoria secret panties there ever was for these dolls
>>672165453
Nah, we live together and have a house and everything can't dump her. And don't want to.
I dunno, she just knows if I did and can tell if I am lying, and it's not worth making her mad. She sometimes jokes about putting me in chastity but there is no way that is happening lol.
>>672165772
>Says it's bait because they realised they're retarded
>>672166269
I don't know how people in your situation can continue living
>>672166151
>>672166207
u virgin faggots will never learn
they put paper lining on the toilet seats before they pee or shit u fucking neet faggots 4life
>>672166259
Can I get a small loan of $1,000,000.00? Since you're so rich and all.
>>672166409
they do that too. but some of them hover. I have cleaned bathrooms before, there's no other way that much pee can get on the seat if you are sitting on the seat
>>672166269
I feel bad for you
>>672166409
I do the same.
>>672153602
That was sexy any more
>>672166269
>>672166269
is there something you don't let her do that she wants to do? maybe you guys can come to an agreement.
>>672166269
She isn't joking bruh.
>>672166675
you're kidding right? it's painfully obvious that the guy is helplessly pussy whipped, he's not the one with the pants in that relationship
>>672165593
Just buy that pussy smell fragrance they sell. I think it's called V or some shit.
>>672166675
Um, no not really.
>>672166772
I'm pretty sure she is, but if not it's w/e
>>672166524
Ok, but I have a hot girlfriend and I like dominant women so don't feel bad for me
>>672166378
One day at a time man
>>672166944
just grab a dirty thong from ur local laundromat and make sure the hottie doesnt load her clothes yet
>>672166151
>girls that shit
what awful slags do you date?
Here comes your retarded comment
I live with my girlfriend who is a yoga instructor, we have one bathroom I have never heard seen or smelled any evidence that she has shit in two years of being together and that's how it should be
I know she is pinching loafs somewhere but she hides that fuck out of it and that's how it should be
>>672167440
Wow you have a fucked up relationship. Feel bad for both of you.
>>672167440
>I don't want to know that she performs this basic human function
>That's how it should be * 2
I need more videos of that booty.
>>672167526
Smelling your girlfriends shit and still wanting to fuck her
my relationship is fucked up?
>>672167526
this
>>672167626
No dumbass I know she shits
it just doesn't smell
because hot chicks don't smell
>>672167440
one day you will be helping her look for her spare yoga shoes or something and you will come across a closet stuffed with ziploc bags of her shit
And this thread is officially cancer now
>>672167671
yes.
>>672167763
She don't fart either?
>>672167747
>>672167626
>>672167526
you're all filthy and your chicks can't be good looking I'm no responding to you any longer you poopgazing freaks
>>672167788
This.
No one gives a shit about some faggot's relationship. Post more fake ass.
>>672167763
>because hot chicks don't smell
>>672167893
never heard it, I've joked telling her she farts in her sleep, but I havent heard one then either
>>672167941
>Tolerance somehow means that we're scatfags
>>672163513
indeed
>>672163333
It's a grand. They accept payment plans.
>>672167778
kek
>>672168095
>financing a street butt
>>672168043
That's pretty amazing.
>>672168095
>>672162662
Says the nigger in this thread
>672154361
>>672160587
>pussy hole
>>672167763
oh my god
an actual retard
>>672168819
he's talking about his ponies
>>672156381
Confirmed oldfag
>>672153602
the future is HERE
>>672158993
What he is really asking is how can he hide it from his wife....
"Honey? Why is there a big ass that smells funny in your bathroom?"
>>672162237
>fruitcake
Since I'm such a good person, I'll dump the rest.
Give me some attention here people, I'm lonely.
>>672170402
>>672170314
>>672170258
>>672170128
Thanks based senpai
Jesus christ they're so huge, unless this guy has babyhands or some shit. No, that fucking monster can looks miniscule.
If these were scaled down like... 15%, they'd be perfect.
>>672170402
can we see you fucking them?
>>672170314
Do they have to be THAT big? :/
>>672170510
Exactly what I was thinking, this is like some bbw shit
>>672170402
Is there anything involving actual sex? Just wondering, if not I'll just go to bed anyway.
>>672170541
giantess fetish maybe? hreh
>>672166944
>pussy smell fragrance
geez if I know sooner there are millions of fucked up deseparate virgin weeaboos out theree then I would be millionare by now.
>>672167778
Top kek
>>672170715
>actual sex
>inanimate object
I have the fisting one
>>672170781
you think that's fucked up? you haven't seen shit you newfag
>>672171052
>>672170781
https://www.pooalexa.com/
>>672170865
wtf is up with that frankencock
>>672170541
>>672170709
Maybe the guy is just small or something, either way that's not really a deal breaker for me, just the price. $1K is just way too much for a sex toy.
>>672171207
>Has a thousand dollars to spend, buys a fake nigger ass
>>672154374
Street butt forever!
>>672159401
>shell out 900 bucks for them
>don't even fuck them
top lel
>>672171155
top kek
It seems 4chan is throwing a temper tantrum and won't let me upload the other, but you get the idea.
Now anon, because I gave you what you wanted, the next time someone asks you for sauce, you fucking sauce them, got it?
>>672171207
Agreed. At around 1500 you can get a decent looking doll.
Note the word DECENT.
Inb4 You get what you pay for.
>>672171624
then I rather chose an out of this worls looking and performing ass
>>672156588
>>672171559
no fuk u *makes le dolphin noise*
>>672171748
>then I rather chose an out of this worls looking and performing ass
what
>>672171748
me too
>>672160587
you like looking at dismembered leg sockets instead of ass cheeks when you fuck it?
>>672171949
>>672171949
Im High and stupid and english is my 3rd language
accept my bad engish, Ihave! why can't you?
>>672154019
>why would you fuck somthing that isnt real?
how can pussy be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>672171949
>2016 not choosing an out of this worls looking and performing ass
>>672171052
no no Im not. I was here since roodypoo
>>672172377
I could accept it if I could figure out what the dick you're actually saying
>>672172527
what year was that, candyass?
>>672172377
seems like your aim is a bigger problem than your engish...
>>672172527
>implying that you have to be an oldfag to know what roodypoo is.
>>672171748
>then I rather chose an out of this worls looking and performing ass
>>672171949
>>672172504
>>672172826
>At around 1500 you can get a decent looking doll.
I would rather chose an out of this world looking+performing ass
>>672172377
Your English is fine and your sentence made perfect sense. He's just a retard.
>>672172883
2010 ftw
>>672161258
You looking for a new job?
>>672173242
street butt inspector
>>672172527
2002 :)
>>672153202
50 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS
>>672173334
kek
>also, off by one
>>672160261
>spend 1 grand on 90 pounds of fuckable pussy and ass
>fucks self with a dildo
>>672173362
yeah that was a good year :) fun times but \d\ sucks now whatever
>>672173550
90 pounds
the fucker probably runs a garden hose through his window to spray the thing down
>>672172980
I dont have to prove shit. I myself invented a lot of memes! a lot of!
>>672173083
I see
I guess I got hung up on the whole "performing ass" thing
