I don't have a whole lot of time. OK, I'm a former
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I don't have a whole lot of time. OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, I've kind of been running across the country.
Damn, I don't know where to start,
they'll triangulate on this position really soon.
ok
what we're thinking of as, as aliens,
they're extradimensional beings,
that an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with.
They are not what they claim to be.
they've infiltrated a lot of aspects of the military establishment,
particularly the Area 51.
The disasters that are coming, the government knows about them.
And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving
the population to now. They are not!
They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few
that are left will be more easily controllable.
Everyone knows its not aliens that are the enemy, but the nazi's that are still living on the moonmoon.
Op at least give some oc instead of this old ass text-translation of a call-in made to Alex Jones when he was on the air ago years back.
>>674623555
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS POSTER
HE IS ONE OF THEM!!
you're feeding the schizo fucks who genuinely believe in this shit. Area 51 was a military testing facility and what people saw was just cutting edge military technology. Why the fuck would the government disclose what was actually seen when they were in the middle of the cold war with the USSR? You ignorant motherfuckers need to be cleansed a la social darwinism so we don't have to hear about all these conspiracy theories anymore. Like Katt Williams said, there's nothing worse than a dumb smart guy.
>>674622627
They brought their tech with them. Pic related - made at Hanger 18.
>>674624207
Whatever you say, Cpl Shillington!
>>674624207
Intelligent men quote Kat Williams
>>674622627
Those alien niggers have better of brought their dogs
>>674622627
tell me moar op...
>>674623427
>nazis
>the enemy
fuck off back to tumblr you kike faggot.
>>674622627
Ayy Lmao when? And what about Lacerta?
ayy lmao
OP, you still here??
>>674627053
I think op is already dead.
>>674622627
Fuck! HERE'S A PICTURE OF ONE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674627518
I have the weirdest boner.
>>674622627
Lame as fuck OP this is from a cal in that George Nory got a long as time ago. At least be original faggot.
>>674622627
Anon go back to putting tin foil on your head they can't open an I phone without apples help jezzus
>>674623717
that's what the government would say
>>674622627
A nuclear war is also about to start. I'm prepared and know all about what I need to know.
>>674622627
Area 51 employees don't get discharged. And the military that is stationed there knows nothing. They are there for security only
>>674628846
If its a nuclear war, how the fuck will you prepare for that. Your just going to fry with the rest of us, dipshit.
>>674629047
and who flies all the crafts?
>>674623555
it was actually to coast to coast
>>674629121
I'm not near a major city , dipshit. It's easy to survive a nuke , unless your an inbred retard and live too close to a big city.
>>674630866
You ever hear of a nuclear winter, fuck cunt. Or how about the radiation poisoning you illiterate jizzgobbler!
>>674626143
kek
>>674631091
I said surviving the nuke , not the nuclear winter , or surviving in a shelter for years while fallout settles. And anyway , it won't be every inch of the country that's nuked , it will just be an area. After that , the government will be patrolling , checking for survivors at least ten days after the blast.
>>674624797
kek do they use it for weed or crack
I find your prose to be trite, clunky, and uninspiring.
>>674631497
You have no clue what you are talking about. You sound like the typical redneck. If nuclear war happens, it is not going to be a few targets. There will be literally hundreds of inbound missiles. The fact that you don't live near a major city, is actually not a blessing. Instead of dying instantly, you get to enjoy a few hours of suffering.
>>674631730
that picture is fucking dumb
>>674626143
>>674622627
This is text of a phone call to a radio station, isn't it? Shortly after the caller got connected to the station the station's power went out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLMLTdhbKQ
>>674622627
>>674631975
The closest it would get to me is around 10-20 miles , at that range its easily survivable , unless it's a tsar bomb. I know the steps to surviving a nuke , and I know what I'm doing. Every country knows the effects of a nuclear war , and would only use 5-20 nukes. If they're big , about 5 across the country.
>>674627518
ayy lmao!
>>674622627
whats crazy is that the show got knocked off the air when the call was taking place
>>674632861
Not the guy who was insulting you, bu just curious. How do you survive the radiation poisoning?
>>674622627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0
I have a relative that worked at area 51 for a period of time, he's retired now, and I used to ask him about aliens all the time and he would never give me a legitamate answer.
He would tell me one thing though, because as he put it it is so unbelievable that nobody will believe me if I tell anyone, is that Jeffery Dahmer was not killed in prison, but is deep underground at area 51 and is being experiemented on.
It relates to the saying in the bible and when you go to church on sundays and recieve the bread and wine. The priest says something like this is the body of christ and gives you the bread and then the blood of christ is the wine and when you eat it you get eternal life. Well if you eat flesh and drink blood that that is the real key to eternal life and Jeffery Dahmer ate all his victims that he killed so now the government is doing experiements on him because he does have eternal life.
My relative told me Dahmer is locked up with the other things they are experimenting on like hybred humans with wings and other animal parts.
>>674633432
damn that dude has a spooky voice
he genuinely sounds afraid.
Op sell your art, pay all your taxes, and move to somewhere like Cambodia!
They will never leave us alone
>>674633454
10/10 for imagination
>>674622627
>let go on a medical discharge
>being pursued
Almost m8
>>674633368
You make a small shelter in your home of furniture , as thick as you can. You wear a gas mask or respirator , take idodide , and if you plan on going outside , put on a pair of clothes you plan on never wearing again , heavily duct tape exposed areas , and put the clothes in another room when done , being careful not to touch the outsides of the clothes. The thicker the furniture , the better. And turn off all the fans , vents , and air conditioners.. You don't have much time to do it , so you have to work fast. Eat non perishable foods and water stored in resistant containers.
>>674633454
Looks like your relative played a good trick on you, /b/uttmunch.
>>674623895
Fuck NOW I know where I recognize this shit from. Thanks man.
>>674622627
What's the real name of that base? if you don't answer in 30 seconds you're a faggot
>>674634283
groom lake
>>674622627
Everybody knows area 51 is controlled y the illuminati, they are after me and they wont leave me alone
>>674634366
1 second to spare
>>674634366
bump
>>674622627
nice destiny screenshot queer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9iuoAu7DZs
>>674634283
>>674634366
verified
>they're extra-dimensional beings
tell us something we don't fucking know you retard.
>>674634453
btw....it was the Jeffery Dahmer guy who answered groom lake
>>674623555
It was Art Bell
>>674634130
ahh thank you.
>>674624207
It's obvious OP is trolling. What he posted is from a phone call some fuck made to Art Bell's coast to coast radio show. It's not to be taken seriously.
>>674633298
That was staged after the fact
>>674622627
OP you need to drink the koolaide to join them you piece of trash
>>674635169
THIS POSTER IS AN EXTRADIMENSIONAL BEING. DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES!
>>674635091
It won't completely stop radiation , but it will limit it to alot less than there would be if you did none of this.
>>674633454
It makes complete sense that they would be testing everything possible on people, because why wouldn't they?
I think the alien abductions are actually our govt abducting people to do random testing. Hence why it's always redneck trailer park people that no one would take seriously.
>>674622627
These are the lyrics to interstellar clash by erotic cafe
>>674635279
after what fact? it was knocked off while they were live on air
>>674623895
It's from Lateralus you poser lol. Jk. Glad you knew.
>>674635555
dose quads though!!
also I have no preparations in my home, not even duct tape. I really should start getting my shit together.
>>674634610
the eight ray star
>>674634851
this anon knows whats up
>>674635279
Im not saying the caller was genuine but the show was knocked off the air, that was real
>>674626143
If they're so intelligent then why did they lose the space race ?
Chekmate faggots
>>674622627
Now here's a shit post.
>>674635862
A good start for food is canned items , but watch the sardines , they're high in cholesterol. Duct tape and cheap jeans and jackets , maybe bandanas and goggles would be good. You'd need several pairs of shoes , socks , and hats. A garbage can insulated with cardboard would keep some radiation out of the food , and the duct tape could reinforce your small shelter. If you're planning on making an escape , check the wind direction , and head downwind of the blast. First , get behind a thick wall and put your hands over your head and cross your legs if you plan on not escaping. Time how long it takes for the fireball to go away , and the blast to reach you , if ten seconds to twenty five seconds , there are most likely more nukes coming. If it's big , such as twenty five to more seconds , it's a massive bomb and there may be no more in the following hours.
>>674622627
i've heard crazier things. like hillary becoming president. please continue
>>674624207
katt williams is a fucking homeless crackhead now
>>674637215
damn dude. how long have you been studying this shit?
>>674624207
hello government employee
>>674622627
>triangulate
Do you even know how that shit works?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SouPQnxLtM
>>674624207
They wouldn't tell us in case of spies. Remember , a spy almost stole the plans to gadget.
>>674637660
I think he meant to say backtrace.
>>674637562
A few months , it's very interesting , but it is a threat that could happen any time.
>>674632447
In fact the guy called back sometime later and admitted it was a prank (the record is on yt aswell). He could reapeat the same pretty accurate again.
The only thing which remains strange is that the transmission had been lost
>>674627677
This shit had me dying son
>>674637989
>strange is that the transmission had been lost
that and for all we know the government found this guy and forced him to call back and admit a hoax
>>674637989
the guy who called and said it was a prank was not the original caller. The original caller was killed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQH11GW7w8Q
>>674638278
>>674638935
Any sauce/video/article to this?
>>674633454
I just joined the thread. I am NOT OP.
I really was at the TTR, The Tonopah Test Range. I will answer questions that don't compromise US security. AMA.
>>674623555
checked
>>674640595
had to delete that file. My offer is good for 5min after the posting time
And east of the rockies, you're on the air.
>>674640595
File deleted? Cp?
>>674641109
there was a valid reason, not cp
Well, it seems no one has decided to take me up on my offer. You fuckers really missed out.
Time's up. Offer is expired.
If aliums arent real then where did jimmy hoofer go?
>>674641487
Fuck off you stupid faggot
>>674641487
For what?
>>674622627
Mfw coast to coast muh nigga
>>674641708
Anal probing
>>674641804
Oh shit NIGGER I didn't want a mechanical dick in my ass.
>>674622627
Okay, Harry Manback. Fuck you.
>>674622627
You literally listened to that video and typed down everything from the fucking video?!? Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0
>>674624207
>quoting katt williams
yeah I'm sure a devout religious nut knows his shit.
>>674642097
SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT IT.
Christ, /b/. You let me down.
>>674633432
>Transmition
Human history is a seemingly endless succession of bloody conflicts and devastating turmoil. Yet, inexplicably, in the light of astonshing intellectual and technological advancement, Man's progress has been halted in one crucial area: he still indulges the primitive beast within and makes war upon his neighbors.
>>674622627
If this pic is related then i don't believe this is real
https://www.organicdesign.co.nz/files/7/76/William_Bramley_-_The_Gods_of_Eden.pdf
Art bell podcast shit from like 1997 fake
>>674639683
http://www.strangerdimensions.com/2013/09/07/art-bell-area-51-caller/
>>674643457
whats not fake is the fact that they were knocked off the air during the call
>>674637562
Eh? Damn dude?
Anyone can get much more than that in only 5 minutes via google. Not impressive at all.
>>674622627
I think this is a Tool song...
>area 51
>worried about government finding you
>not aliens, extradimensional beings
>warning disasters are coming
>government knows and is hoping to gain from mass death
Seriously op, get a fucking grip on reality
All right, let's do this ONE more time.
I really was at the Tonopah Test Range.
> search it
I'll answer questions that don't compromise US security.
>>674645650
>Fuck off you stupid faggot
>>674645804
no problem, Adios motherfuckers
