Waifu claiming thread. Version 1.0
>A new begining
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Too damn early edition? Not going to be very active in this thread. But good morning everyone
>>675096421
Mornin, the last ride started a hour earlier
I'll be even less active than usual, since I'll be watching Yuuki Yuuna wa yuusha de aru.
I hope it'll be decent.
https://youtu.be/bQwkbRVqqxU
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Is this kill already?
Yep pretty kill.
Everyone has been busy recently.
>>675097082
Hopefully not
>>675097271
Its monday afterall
>>675097271
Its because shit tier waifus. No one wants to bring their characters out around them >>675097271
>>675097271
>>675097271
>>675097585
It's not really a problem for me, most of the time I'm done with work by the time a thread is posted, since I work in the mornings.
>>675097754
Rekt
>>675097936
Same, plus i live in a timezone that doesnt line up well
Good morning everyone.
>>675097754
Sounds more like jealousy, must suck having a waifu with PS2 graphics.
>>675098507
Where do you live?
>>675099304
>ps2 graphics
>uploads picture with the drawn quality of a 2nd grader using MS paint. Kek
>>675099191
Good morning
>>675099446
Latvia.
It might seem thatvthere isnt as mutch of abdiferense in timezonea but you can feel it quite a bit.
Do you fap to syndra, do you play syndra?
Street Fighter Anon here
>Claimed
>The one and only sadist for me
Getting ready to leave work now. Feels good.
Waifu claiming threads are cancer. I say this as a serious waifuist.
>>675099780
>your waifu dresses like a whore
>most likely used by entire character roster
>>675100474
No you
>>675100204
Thinly disguised hugbox, masked as an anime circlejerk. I think they're pretty okay.
>>675099807
Hey, we live in the same timezone.
>>675100204
>Implying there's anything NOT cancerous on /b/
>>675100712
>tumblr
Die
>>675100921
Speak for yourself. My waifu is not cancer.
>>675099915
None. I used to play her, but i kinda quit the game
>>675100838
Do we? I tought that i was one hour faster
>>675101326
>being this new
>what is googles images?
>>675101330
Yuno a shit and she already loves Yuki.
>>675101467
>not changing the filename
>getting your images from other places than 4chan in the first place
>calling me a newfag for pointing out your newfaggotry
>>675101704
>"getting your images from other places than 4chan"
>"but but I'm not new"
>>675101467
Just rename the image.
>>675101436
Well Latvia is GMT+2 and so is Greece.
>>675101704
You get images of your waifu from 4chan?
>>675101895
Literally all your images has tumblr filenames and you're expecting me to belive that you got them from Google images?
>>675102013
/c/
>>675102013
>Just rename
I was going to, but I'll just keep the names to bother him.
>>675102257
Hahahaha, ebin trelling my m8 XDD!
>>675102150
Yep
>>675102390
Speaking of cancer....
Claimed Galko!
>>675102197
Too slow. I have been keeping the Tats thread on life support for the past three weeks, and all that it took to kill it was me not posting for a couple of days. Read the /c/ sticky and use Danbooru and Pixiv. Cuts the middle man.
>>675102257
Do what you will, just don't derail the thread with pointless arguing.
>>675102647
>derail
It's literally a claim thread. Tell that to him, he doesn't even have a waifu.
>>675102647
It's like that for me too. Right now I'm pretty much the only one keeping my waifu's /c/ thread alive. I don’t use danbooru or pixiv for finding pictures of her because I hate seeing hentai of her.
>>675102013
Welp, the more you know
>>675095715
>Waifu
shameful that /b/ even has threads like this
>Early claim before leaving.
Hey everyone
>Bye everyone
>>675103353
Γειά
>>675102882
You responding to trolls is not exactly contributing to the thread either.
>>675103016
Just filter through it, if you can. It's not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things.
>>675103627
Stop us.
>>675103769
Hi Ruri
Bye Ruri
Can anyone explain me what the fuck is a genre deconstruction anime? I keep hearing this term a lot lately and i cant figure what the fuck it means.
>Leila claimed
>>675104208
Google is best waifu
https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/2hccvi/can_someone_clearly_explain_to_me_what/
>>675104208
Genre deconstruction takes tropes, typically used in a specific genre of shows and flips on their head, with a unique spin.
>>675104208
Nice claim
Also, no idea
>>675103627
>having shame on an anonymous Panamanian Power Point Presentation website
Fukken top zozzle
>>675104712
>zozzle
Fukken top kek
>>675103979
Have a good day, Emi!
>>675104712
Fuck off doublenigger NEET faggot
>>675104712
>kek
Fukken top zozkek
>>675104712
>an anonymous Panamanian Power Point Presentation website
I'm writing that shit down for further use, holy crap
>Hi Tomoko
>>675103791
>Stop us.
Nah, go full retard. This thread disappears soon enough.
>>675105224
And a new one is going to take its place, like it happens every day
>>675105025
https://youtu.be/6hcSpSC8T0M
Tyrone is an honorary member of the Aryan race.
>>675105224
Okay then, I can rest easy knowing I have the permission of an anonymous 4chan user.
Wew
>>675103791
Maybe I shouldn't let it bother me so much. I think seeing her getting fucked by faceless men or bullied always will hurt a bit, though.
This thread is in need of some Deus Vult.
>>675106111
>Deus vult
>Trips
>Holy Trinity
>Three ones
>One Father, one Son, one Holy Spirit
Deus vult confirmed
Vinyl claimed
Whats going on?
>>675106111
>
>>675105815
You go Anon.
>>675106365
https://youtu.be/hIw7oeZKpZc
>>675106352
So, Crusade?
>>675106365
Just some deus vult.
>>675106365
Die.
>>675106497
>Crusade?
Crusade
So what are you Anons doing? I am just fucking around on /b/.
>>675106829
not much, playing vidya while i can
>>675106492
Holy shit, why did I never listened to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-zvCIdYDew
>>675106497
As always
>>675106529
Will pretty fast with my lifestyle
>>675106971
Good to hear.
>>675106740
Well then, time to reconquer the holy land.
My waifu is purest all other waifus cum guzzling sluts
>>675107511
>My waifu is purest all other waifus cum guzzling sluts
Oh please everyone knows that Emi is the best waifu.
>>675107709
*Tats
FTFY
>>675107709
Did you forget about the shed?
>>675107709
Crusader anon is truly a best
10/10 would Crusade with
>>675107826
Nah I am pretty certain that Emi is best waifu,
>>675107851
I have not forgotten about the shed, trust me.
claimed
>>675108036
*Tats
FTFY, again.
>>675108044
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675108023
Thanks.
>>675108145
Emi*
Fixed that for you.
So what have you been watching lately? Any recommendations?
>>675108145
Does she even have any redeemable qualities?
I only read the manga.
>>675108243
Nothing as of late.
>>675108243
Watch all three seasons of Working followed by all three seasons of Yuru Yuri.
>>675107709
I'd just like to note that Muslims are Heathens, not Heretics. Otherwise carry on. Gloria in excelsis deo.
>>675108243
I watched RWBY and now I'm watching Oreimo. RWBY is great and Oreimo seems to be at least just as good.
>>675108222
>>675106111
How can I compete with these gets?!
>>675108301
She is a sassy bitch, but I like sassy bitches, I at least prefer them to basic bitches, and she is the sassiest around.
>>675108243
Yuuki Yuuna wa yuusha de aru.
>>675107709
>>675108036
but crusader kun
anal is against the will of God
My usual Nozomi claim :3
>>675108506
I know, they are infidels but the artist who drew that picture did not.
>>675108668
Thats what they want you to think
>>675108636
You join a crusade.
So moe
>>675108556
I've been wanting to watch RWBY for a while but im a bit worried that its all about interesting character designs and pretty fights while the plot isnt that great.
Am i wrong in my assumption?
>>675108911
I won't lie, she looks like she is fapping in that gif.
>>675108668
The Bible doesn't say a thing about hetero anal sex, only condemns "sodomy" and it describes it as anal sex between males
>Being raised Catholic can be useful
>>675108911
What volume are you watching right now? Because there isn't much plot until volume 3
>>675095715
What is it about Syndra that you prefer over Ahri?
Ezreal claimed.
>>675109090
Welcome to the thread Anon
>>675109168
Thankye c:
>>675108871
ayy its Nico ~
What are you listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVs2givbeGk
(I absolutely love this band, sadly they only have 2 albums out so far)
>>675109067
I didnt start watching it yet <.<
But its high on my "want to watch" list.
Does anyone want to go bowling?
>>675108871
I want to punch your waifu until she begs for her life.
>>675109363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM
>>675109458
No.
Im back, what have i missed?
>>675109349
No nozomi, no washi washi
>>675109689
this question >>675109090
>>675109689
>>675109090
this.
welcome back!
>>675109689
Just some trips and some deus vult.
>>675109410
The episodes are short, in 5 hours at most you can watch the first two volumes, almost 30 episodes. The last volume is when shit gets real. I highly recommend you to watch it, it's pretty entertaining
>>675109594
Oh fuck, I absolutely love the Palästinalied
I prefer the Absurd version though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQY15TX5rw8
Sup
>Will be here more frequent later tonight
>Rubyanon
¿ssıɯ ı pıp ʇɐɥʍ
¿ʎɐp ɹnoʎ sɐʍ ʍoɥ
¿ƃuıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ
ɟɟo sʞǝǝʍ 6 ɹǝʇɟɐ ʞɹoʍ ɟo ʎɐp ʇsɹıɟ ʎɯ ɯoɹɟ ʞɔɐq
>>675109842
Welcome to the thread Ruby
>>675109832
Sounds nice.
>>675109916
You missed some deus vult and my day was fine, how was your day? also welcome to the thread.
>>675103791
Γεια σου. Μόλις επέστρεψα από κάποιες δουλειές.
>>675109842
Hi Ruby! How you doing today?
>>675109720
Yes washi washi
POST LEWD PICS OF YOUR WAIFUS FAGGOTS
>>675109916
Got a pretty bad headache, besides that my day was normal, how are you doing?
>>675110080
There are a shitton of versions of it, for example this more metal approach that has it in the refrain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THKurgSmomM
>>675110080
pǝxɐlǝɹ ǝʇınb sɐʍ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ os ʎɐpɹǝʇsǝʎ pɐp ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq ɹǝʞɹoʍ-oɔ ɐ
ʞo sʇı ʇnq ʞɹoʍ ʇɐ ƃuısıɯ sʞǝǝʍ 6 ɹǝʇɟɐ dn ʞɔıü oʇ ʇolɐ ʞo sɐʍ ʇı llǝʍ
>>675095715
>A new begining
We're too far gone.
>>675109090
Tl:dr version : She is a slut. The end.
Longer version: I enjoy Syndra's design and lore better. Ahri's lore is .... well...... shit.
>>675109801
Deus vult my brother
>>675109842
Sup Ruby
˙ʇıɥs ǝɹnd'ʇıɥs
>¿ʎɐp ɹnoʎ sɐʍ ʍoɥ
>ʍou ɹoɟ
ǝuıɟ
>¿buıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ
ɥʇןɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ pɐq sʇı ʇɐɥʇ noʎ pןoʇ ı˙ɥɔʇnɯ os buıbuɐɥ doʇs
>>675110459
No.
>>675110648
Its never too far
>>675110621
Well that is good to hear, hope you are doing fine at work.
>>675110575
That also sounds nice, thanks for sharing Anon.
>>675110878
you meany ;~;
>>675110878
wops frogot to tag >>675109916
>>675110903
Palästinalied is just one of those songs that I have to listen to whenever I hear it
Especially on medieval festivals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
>>675106111
Deus Vult x 3
checked
>>675110878
>Its never too far
Until it is.
Ayy
I'm in class
>claimed
Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/73oIZDpi/file.html enjoy /b/ 4
>>675109067
damn i missed those classes at catholic school i figured it was just sodomy in general
>>675110459
>>675110878
Ok, then i will, and there isnt ANYTHING you can do about it.
>>675111270
I ain't clicking that nigga
>>675111524
Good luck. No good Red r34 out there. If you find some, let me know. You'd be doing me a favor.
>>675111270
>Juri/Street Fighter anon
Returned to this thread at an interesting time, topkek
>>675111016
Just telling the truth
>>675111226
When it is, just continue. Cant be much worse.
>>675111270
Ok, but did you add a purple version for the virus?
>>675111465
For once i agree with spiderman
>>675111234
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675102620
>>675111234
Oh fug nigga
>>675111226
>>Its never too far
>Until it is.
>
>>675111414
>classes at catholic school
Happy fun times, catholic girls can be really "loving"
>>675110878
yes yes but i do it because its fun
why was your day so much shit?
>>675111904
>tfw your oldest christian book is only from the 18th century
>>675112176
hey anon i really like your waifu character design, post rule34 pics of her pls.
I'd fuck the shit out of her.
My internet just took a steaming shit. I'm back now
>>675109842
Thanks Crusader. Good to be here
>>675110302
Hey Emi! I'm doing well now! Gonna go eat and pray internet doesnt crash again. Yourself?
>>675110878
Hey there Syndra.
>>675111756
lmao
>>675111904
Thanks Crusader anon
>>675112017
Don't care, she's still mine and I'm still gonna post her
>>675112419
I know that feel.
>>675112176
Tl:dr Shit got stolen and drama increased to the max lvl. Turns out the theft was the guy who sells my shit. i might post the full story later when i get my head around things.
>>675112492
You just gave me an amazing idea
Here's to waking up in one of the worst ways possible.
>>675112492
I'm fine I guess, I have a headache for no discernible reason, so I won't post much today, but otherwise day's been going fine.
>Gonna go eat
Bon appetit!
>>675112605
Ponyfag here, one of them even is only from the 19th
>>675112176
>>675112449
fuck you then, i will post it myself.
Look at your cumdumpster waifu, she loves it.
>>675112903
You're in jail and Bubba is giving you a hug?
>>675113257
>>675112017
>He couldn't find any red r34.
Do it bitch nigga. Fill my folders for me.
>>675113257
U N N E E D E D L E W D N E S S
A B O R T !
A B O R T !
>>675111825
>Cant be much worse
You're right.
It is poisoned beyond redemption.
> just continue
It isn't up to me, to carry this corpse forward. The destiny seems to be yours. Not mine.
>>675112903
Half messed up, should have posted this regardless.
>>675112903
Not being called to a crusade?
>>675112763
Oh? I wonder what it could be
>>675113026
Good to hear! I hope your headache clear up!
>Now I want to eat cake.
>>675112903
Hey cowgirl
>get home
>check telegram
>1022 new posts
I wonder how much of this is Eu-spam.
>>675113727
All of it.
>>675113465
thats because your waifu is TRASH
anyway it wasnt too hard and i didnt even know what series was this
>>675113986
You've made me too scared to post my waifu because all of the r34 is shit.
>>675113986
>Saved
>>675113836
>All of it.
Unfortunately, no.
That means I gotta' read all of it.
>>675114046
your waifu is probably trash anyway
>>675113727
>1022 new posts
>mfw I was told that the telegram is dead
Judy's so perfect..
>>675113626
I love this picture
>makes your soul feel good forever
It's a really strong argument actually.
>>675113986
Are you planing on spamming porn?
Make sure to include some of this boi pucci
>>675114402
Thanks, I try to get the most deus vult images I can.
>>675114537
Im not posting porn of your shit gay virtual boyfriend
>>675113836
>Red is kicking in Eu's teeth on America and Britain
Nice job!
You're pretty good!
>claiming
>>675113374
>>675113548
Woke up a little early like I do sometimes and was just gonna go right back to sleep, so I stretch out my legs and one of my calves gets a charlie horse.
>>675114537
>Holding hands.
>>675114922
Meh, I rate it 4/10 badness.
>>675112122
we had one girl in the class whos nickname was Big O
she never watched anime
god damn image limit
