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What did he say /b/?
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>>675200206
JET FUEL MELTS STEEL BEAMS
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Vote for Donald Trump.
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*Nuzzles*
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>>675200498
bernfag detected
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>>675200206


Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice
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Your dick tastes like shit
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Dayuuummm niggga this shit so comfy i gt all dis room for my big black nigger lips
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Hitler was evil
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Look, I have a feminine penis!
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>>675202437
>>675202570

Lol
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>>675200206
Adam sandler is hilarious
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>>675202646
>>675202802
Kek'd
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Gender is a social construct
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>>675202972
>>675202869
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>>675202972
see >>675202869
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That new ghostbusters movie looks way better than the original
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Sanders 2016
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>>675203274
WINRAR.exe
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So this is what it feels like to be up inside a white woman? Shhhhhhhiiiiiieeeet!
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>>675203274
>>675203422
>funny
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>>675203475
Just beat you >>675203485
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>>675202437
kek
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>>675202437

Made me laugh
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>>675203719
kek'd
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>>675202802

Also made me laugh
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>>675202869
it is tho
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>>675200206
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Bernie Sanders has a viable tax plan
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why is the woman so fat and what the fuck is up with her arm
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>>675200206
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>>675204732
>>675204637
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>>675200206
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>>675204807
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>>675205105
damnit
beat me to it
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>>675204618
zolz
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>>675200206
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>>675205628
this one is clever, 10 extra points for cleverness
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>>675205800
>implying he doesnt
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>>675205793
>>675205800
both golden, plus dubs
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>>675200206
He said this
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
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>>675206132
lel
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Nickleback isn't that bad,
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>>675204637
You do it faggot
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>>675206132
kekd
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>>675205105
Fuck yourself
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>>675206063
>implying he's even still in the race
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>>675200206
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>>675207576
made me laugh
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>>675204406
i don't know why but i fucking keked
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>>675207701
hitlary fan detected
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>>675208142
old people and niggers don't come on 4chan
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>>675204129
no

gender roles are what you're thinking of
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>>675206562
the best so far kek
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>>675204922
kek
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Keep this thread alive, I'm preparing something
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/thread
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>>675209075
fuckin got me for some reason 10/10
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>>675200206
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What do you guys think?
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>>675207054
kill urself autistic swine
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>>675211834
kek
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>>675212137
Improved version of mine
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>>675212137
>>675213095
leave child
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>>675200206
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At least I'm creating something new, not the same stuff as always
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>>675213546
>doesn't know how to reply
>demands respect
leave
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>>675213275
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>>675213687
Jesus man, I'm on my phone and it's laggy as fuck. And I do not demand respect from anyone.
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>>675210660
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>>675200206
>What did he say /b/?
"Friendship is magic!"
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>>675207008
>believing the media
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>>675214355
I'm not nervous. Look.
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>>675200206
>Feel the Bern
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>>675214559
kekd
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>>675215233
read my mind
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>>675214355
>>675214559
>>675214709
>>675215233
>>675215414
>>675215513
>>675212897
>>675213267
>>675213687

>A girl I knew in class was a total attention whore.
>Never arrived to class on time and always made sure to make a huge fuss about it.
>Didn't talk to her all that much, but I had a few conversations with her.
>Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them. She wore t-shirts so she never hid them.
>I asked her why she would hurt herself like that.
>She said "No one loves me and my life is painful" etc., etc.
>"No one loves you? What about your parents or your boyfriend?"
>Answer she gave me was something like "They actually don't love me," or some shit like that.
>Made a point to not interact with her too much after that, because she's too much of an attention whore.
>End of the school year, she came up to me and asked if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday.
>I'm not good with these situations, so I couldn't say no, even though I didn't like her.
>Sunday came, and we went to one of those tower car parks.
>Just as we got to the top, she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness for her suicide.
>"Oh shit," I thought. She was going to jump and was forcing me to watch!
>Had I known that she was going to do this, I wouldn't have gone with her.
>"Not watching unless you do a flip." I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid.
>Complete shock was written all over her face. She thought I'd try and stop her.
>"E-eh? You're not going to stop me?"
>"No, go on ahead. If you really wanted to live, you'd stop yourself."
>After a while, she got off the ledge.

She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes, but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who, and I told her to read the first letter of every line.
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>>675216521
>>675216590
>>675214355
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>>675213404
>>675213267

OH SHIT WE HAVE ADANK MEMER HERE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE APPROVED MEME CAUSE THIS GUY DESERVES THE ⤴UPARROWS⤴⬆
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>>675216521
GOD DAMN IT
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>>675216521
>tfw tl;dr works in your favor

>>675217049
>>675217071
ty anons for pointing it out
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>>675212555
already on it
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>>675218045
its glitched out atm. but there's an easy fix. delete system 32 and reboot your pc. then the upvote icon will be visible again.
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>>675218222
noice
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>>675218045
You have to tri-a-force first. Try this:
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>>675205800
Dubs of truth!!!
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>>675217565
>>675217566

I wake with the sight of Thomas the Tank engine at the foot of my bed. I welcome him to my home and offer him some water. He declines and says “Come with me to Sodor.” I come with to Sodor where I meet Sir Toptam hat. He tells me that Sodor is where I should live for the rest of my life. I said yes and came to the junction to get a house.
I wake up and realize that it was a dream, and wish I was back. My parents take me to therapy because I know I was there. I was told to forget Sodor and Thomas, but I can’t. I love Thomas and I want to live with him forever.

>>675218231
>>675218326
>>675218417

Thank you guys, I will try it!!!
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