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/b/ I have something to confess...
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k
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>>675896355
tell us anon. what do you have. to confess?
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So confess
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>>675896444
heed the trips OP
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>>675896355
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Did you kill that man
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>>675896355
are you a faggot too?
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>>675896355
Is it that you're a skeleton?
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>>675896436
>>675896444
>>675896519
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>>675896605

it's seriously fucked up...
are you sure?
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>>675896701
tell us. the confession.
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>>675896701
on second thought, nevermind.

onward to page 10 and beyond.
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>>675896701
No faggot, start the thread that way and say nothing
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eyes
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>>675896701
Duh. Why else would we wanna know?
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inb4 disappointment
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>>675896701
surprise us
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>>675896761
>>675896833
>>675896836
>>675896888

do you really want to know the truth?

i'll tell you but don't tell me i didn't warn you
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Fuck you nigger OP
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>>675897058
tell us. the fucking. confession!
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>>675897058
I SAVED MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GIECO
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>>675897058
JUST SAY IT
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>>675896355
You are mister skeletal?
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>>675897214
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>675897058
op isba faggot he won't deliver
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>>675896355
>>675896701
>>675897058
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>>675897214
Holy shit, amazing. Worth the wait. Thanks for stellar thread OP
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i have heard it all
i have seen it all

the truth shall purify my soul and liberate me from this hell

i have heard the screams of burning children
i have seen horrors i didn't know were possible

join me on the journey to valhalla
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>>675897494
Op is fagit
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>>675897494
edgy
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>>675897088
>>675897387

>turns over to a mob of angry anons

Stop! let's hear. what the OP. has to say.
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>>675897494
cool story bro
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>>675897494
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>>675897494
DO IT
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>>675897494
What the fucking nigger cunt ypu could have at least said something like i have a spooky skeleton inside me or dinosaur.
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>>675897494
damn it op stop stalling tell usvwhere you hid the body
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>>675897494

whats this valhalla you speak off OP?
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I'm OP and I'm the gayest OP around. Nobody can be gay like me, the OP.I sick docks constantly without getting tired. OWEEE my mouth needs cock immediately. I don't want to sound gay to yah, but I need to sucky sucky. Because I'm the gayest OP
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>>675896355
Are you Skeleton Jelly?
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I already knew that anyway you bony cunt
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>>675897774


IT'S TOO LATE
YOUR SOULS ARE CORRUPT

I HAVE TRIED TO SAVE YOU
THE TRUTH CAN STILL SAVE YOUR SOUL IF YOU CONFESS YOUR SINS TO THE DARK LORD

O N LY TH E T RU T H C A N S E T Y O U T TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H TH E T RU T H
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>>675897494
Did u go to idaho?
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Im at a point where it takes me an hour to finish a 20 minute anime episode.
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>>675897895
Op cmon we wont bite
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>>675897895
K
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>>675897895
WHAT OP WHAT
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>>675897895
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>>675897895
Just like God and Jesus, Satan doesn't exist.
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>>675897895

Dark lord please forgive my sins as I forgive those who have sinned!
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>>675897895
In after disappointment
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Niggers
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>>675897895
So is this a scientology thing then or?
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>>675897494
Pretty sure those are Iron Maiden lyrics shitstain
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>>675896355
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>>675897895

Op tell us what you're raging about tonight.
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>>675898302
has OP gone insane due to metal?
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/Thread
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>>675898312

the end is near

the end is here

when the dark lord comes

IT WILL ALL BECOME CLEAR
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>>675898100


Is that why ayy lamo will never stop by?

Not fair.
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>>675898425
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>>675898425
So.... Cthulu?
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>>675898425
Let that lil' nigga come.
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>>675898425
I am ready to give my soul to the dark lord
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Ok, guys, but I warned you....
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
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>>675898549
I'm more of a Shub Niggurath guy, myself.
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Welp. This thread went gay before it even started.
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>>675898425
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>>675897895
THE DARK LORD?
ONLY THE CHOSEN ONE'S HEARD ABOUT XIR
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>>675896605
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>>675898425
op can I have some of what youbare tripping shits on cause it seems fun
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>>675896605
>>675898834

ARE THOSE THE DARK LORDS YOU SPEAK OFF OP?
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Before you mighty Lord of Truth and Light Me Presento
Nothing I own except my own self and my human nature
Guerrero Lord for excellence, your equipment truncated sabers God.
Protector of men, to you I come seeking protection.
Light of Dawn, Hope of Humanity, Lord of Liberty.
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>>675898549
>>675898745
The flying spaghetti monster will rule both
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>>675898425
But i listen to vaporwave!
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>>675899110
OP has completely lost it.
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>>675897214
>>675898531
Jboy is that you?
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>>675899110
OP has become full retard.
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>>675898425
GRANT US THE DEVINE KNOWLEDGE
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>>675899339
this is what /b/ does to you over the years.
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>>675896355
attention fagg
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>>675899110
Are you A Ghoul Writer, because that sounds like it should be on Ghost's next album.
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>>675899339
OP was always retard.
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>>675899404
Maybe hes talking about 4chan admins secretly ruling the world
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Nigga please tell these fools whatchu babbling aboot
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>>675899465
op IS always a retard.
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>>675899339
OP has been smoking some wierd shit
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This is getting to the point where he's trying to initiate us into a cult. FUCKING CONTINUE OP
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Hold on I left my cheerios soaking in horse cum i need to go get it.
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I love how OP is wasting our fucking time
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Apologies, the truth has a power to control ones mind.

Do you still want to know it?
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>>675899891
this is where OP advertises his own image board site and tries to pull us over.

inb4 faggotchan.dk
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>>675899977
my god its getting closer
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>>675899999
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>>675900104
you mean that the shit you were babbling about wasn't TEH CONFESSION?
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https://youtu.be/Cd6uCXWm9mg
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>>675900149
o rely spaghetti monster gonna kill me. I'm fucking sp00ked
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>>675900104
We lost The Game didnt we
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>>675900104
>that was a tangent and not the truth

the plot thickens

OP pls reveal secret truth
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>>675900104
No
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>>675900439
OH FUCK YOU!!!11
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KEEP FUCKING GOING OP FAGGOT
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>>675900104
I'm guessing you're working up to confessing what you've learned about the secret skeletons inside us all?

Learning this blew my mind, opened my chakras, & activated my almonds.
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>>675897058
Its that youre a fag right?
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>>675900104
He's a retard and a faggot.
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What the fuck is OP going on about? I am interested however, please continue.
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>>675900104
OP went nuts and abandoned the thread for good.
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fuck niggers
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Op went full retard
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He's going to share with us the technique of:
"Sucking their dick so they won't suck yours"
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OP=ded=faggot
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>>675901527
OP is the only one who prefers sucking over getting sucked.
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>>675900104
yes
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Here is the number for mental health services.
+61 2 9859 5200
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>>675902026
i called and all i got was:

Thanks for donating $500 to save rhinos from extinction.
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YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
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WHAT THE FUCK I LOOKED UP MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES NOT SAVE THE FUCKING RHINOS
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SKELETONS DANCE FOR THE CAMERA
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>>675900541
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>>675902492
fuck you...
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Baity OP
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This must be what OP is doing right now instead of explaining what the fuck he is talking about.
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>>675902698
well I checked and I was apparently charged $500.

the number belonged to: WildLife a Help Indeed...
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Fuck gifs won't load on this phone
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u DOWN?
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>>675902976
OH FUCK I JUST CHARGED SOMEBODY $500
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what you got to share OP?
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>>675903246
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>>675898425
The dark lord is here b0ss
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>>675903246
U cunt
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>>675903246
youre the fucking owner of the: Wildlife a Help Indeed company?

I WANT MY MONEY BACK
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>>675900439
Well we sure did now. Dick.
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Op. Ahem. Where the fuck are you.
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NOONONONO IM NOT THE OWNER I JUST LOOKED UP A MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC NUMBER!
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OP, stop this shit. You're making us skeletons look bad. (Your probably not even a skeleton.)
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>>675904464
WELL YOU DUN GOOFED

Im calling this WildLife a Help Indeed and im going to demand a refund
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>>675904956
Well, good luck m8.
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We need to get this thread to the front page.
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>>675904569

*you're
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>>675906261

Click the image, anon. Then look at the notebook.
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>>675906385

gg faggot
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>>675906261
Stupid fuck .
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FUCKING OP GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND FINISH THIS CONFESSION
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>>675904956
>he calls the same number and gets charged another $500
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>>675896355

you are a dubs getting skeleton and i sell spiders
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>>675906986

Skeleton poster called it. It's like he knew this would happen.
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>>675903095

IF TRUMP WINS HE STOPS THE WARS AND USES THE FUNDS TO BUY US ALL AN IVANKA
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>>675906208
fukin reddit scum
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>>675907684
Keks
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>>675908842
I meant the front page of /b/
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I love that OP will never return to tell us the secret. My rage is incalcuable.
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