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Trips decides how I kill it
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Release it outside so it dies a slow death from aging.
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>>678143401

Let it go man.
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>>678143401
Space program is the only answer
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>>678143401
Slap him with your dick till he dies!
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>>678143401
execution via microwave.

WE CANNOT STAND FOR THIS HERESY
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>>678143401
put it in your toaster
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let it go !
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Make if a meme
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>>678143579
Agreed Anon
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Make it into a sandwich
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>>678143401
with kindness
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>>678143401
Eat it!
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>>678143401
Fire
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Sacrifice to Satan
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>>678143401
Put it up ur ars.
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Freeze it
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>>678143708
>kill it
>let it go
q.q
Impale with your dick?
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aye release the poor creature
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Tied it's limps down, cut of its tail, then its dick. Let it sit for about a minute, then go ISIS on its ass.

Also film it.
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Burn it
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Give it da boot
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>>678143803
Roll
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>>678143401
Let it suffocate in your bowels
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>>678143579
Roll
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let it go whackbrain
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Let him go, you insecure beta
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>>678143936
roll
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Give it Anal
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Squish it
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give it a cookie and set it free
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let it go douchebag
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>>678143876
With fire
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Send it to space
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Marry it
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Suffocate it inside your butthole
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>>678143579
This
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You're a cuck, OP.
Let the mouse go
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>>678143993
Roll

A large cookie. Like one of those vending machine ones. Then let him out in a field about five miles away
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>>678143401
microwave, what else? film it.
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Let my boy go
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Give it Autism
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Kill it with Freedom and Liberty. Be American. Set it loose in a field. Know that he'll have to fight to survive. Know that he'll have to track down and find a mate. Know that his seed will carry on. Know that he died, fulfilling his mousely duties.
Set him free anon, set him free. He'll die eventually. Force him to live first. So he doesn't miss out, a rat in a cage, like all of us.
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>>678144090
this please
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Fuck it in the ass and film it
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Extreme sex
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Free
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>>678144019
Roll
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Save it
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>>678144090
microwave.
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>>678143525
>>678143531
>>678143708
>>678143854
>>678143956
>>678143993
do you faggots know what a glue trap is?
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give it freedom boy
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Blow it's head off with a handgun
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Sing Friday
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>>678143401
You're a fag, let it go and kill yourself instead.
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Burnt at the stake
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>>678144090
winrar!
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Death by aging
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>>678143579
roll
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Sacrifice to Jesus
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Let it go
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>>678143586
Rolling
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>>678144090
oh yeah man!
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>>678144161
Do you know that vegetable oil releases the mouse from a glue trap?
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blend it
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>>678144090
go for it.
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>>678143401
eat it.
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>>678144090
will op deilva?
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save it and keep it as a pet for all times
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you dont
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>>678143401

Free it My dude
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>>678144277
WINNER
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>>678143401
Rolling to let it go
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fuck it in the ass then eat it
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>>678143401
just let it go douche, dont try and make urself feel better by killing a small animal just coz ur daddy ass fucks you
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Give it Aids
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>>678143401
WITH VIOLENCE
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pour vegetable oil over it
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\b\ space program
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>>678144161
Apparently they don't anon... Apparently they don't...
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>>678144090
damn nigga.
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Eat it
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>>678143993
this
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>>678144335
fuck me in the ass so close
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Strap it to the inner rim of a car tire and g force it to deth
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>>678144090
proove u are not a faggot op.
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>>678143632
Roll
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freedom is the only answer
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>>678144302
aren't you a cool kid?
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>>678144257
nobody on this ukranian baseball card board can afford vegetable oil
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>>678144185
Roll
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>>678143401
Give it a long slow death by giving it food shelter and loving care.
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>>678144090
roll
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>>678143993
this
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Do to yourself what the fag under me suggests, and let it free
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cover it in semen and then let it go
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>>678144090
rollerina
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Fuck it until it explodes
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>>678143993
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Quints say space program
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>>678143993
set it free with snack
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4s get
Shove it in your pooper
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>>678144311
trips, not dubs. Retard.
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>>678144090
reroll...
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>>678144311
Do you know what trips are faggot?
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Blend it in a protein shake and show the guys at fit
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>>678144090
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>>678144257
drown it in vegetable oil
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let it free anon
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stick knife
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/b space program x3
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cum on it then release the beast
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>>678144090
op pleaseee
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>>678144090
>>678144090
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>>678144324
fucking pussyass faggot
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Release it and let it die in the wild.
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>>678144465
I tried :/
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>>678143401
Date her, dump her, break her little heart and watch her commit a suicide on a mousetrap.
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>>678144090
o mighty gaben give me trips
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Use it as a anal butt plug
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>>678144350
Roll
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>>678144459
kek
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make it a hat
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Release it.
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Fucking eat it
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Eat it
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Retired
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microwave
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>>678144090
heil hitler. this
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microwave?
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Don't kill him
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cum on its head
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Become it father
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>>678143401
Don't kill the shiny rat.
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>>678144090
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>>678143401
HAMMER TO THE DOME
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>>678144090
trips please
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Space program
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Dont be a fag, let it go.
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Death by old age in the wild.
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Take a can of compressed air turn it upside down and piss blast maus with the super cold liquid
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>>678144090
>>678144090
>>678144090
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take care of it and call him bill the ass raper
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microwave
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>>678143401
lick it to death and provide photos of you doing it. at least 40 photos.
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Skin it alive
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Microwave it faggot
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>>678143401
Put in double trash bag, then hit with sludge hammer. I've done this and can confirm it's effectiveness.
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Send to space op
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Put it quickly out of its misery with a hammer to the head—film it.
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>>678144666
winrar
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dont
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put in your neighbors letterbox
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>>678144666
oOoOOOo
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>>678144090
Rolling for this
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>>678144666
Win
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>>678144666
SATAN TRIPS HAS SPOKEN
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>>678144666
DEATH TRIPS WINNER
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>>678144666
winrar
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>>678144666
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Put it in a blender.
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>>678143401
Shoot yourself through the neck and into the mouse.
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>>678144666
Winrar
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>>678144666
Wow
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Make a meal out of it
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>>678144666
satan trips have spoken
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>>678144666
Winrar
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attach it to a firework and light it.
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use acid
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>>678144090
microwave. now.
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>>678144666
666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN
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>>678143401
cum on it until it drowns
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See my trips decide you eat it alive.
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>>678144666

Fucking Winrar M8
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>>678144666
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>>678144666
Jesus Christ. Winrar
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>>678144666
winrar
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>>678144666
we got a winner
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>>678144666

You fucked up by not saying to film it.
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>>678144090
/b went to much to a pussy. microwave.
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>>678144666
Damn Satan, back at it again with the trips!!
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>>678144090
Rollerino
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>>678143632
roll
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>>678144090
do it faggot.
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>>678144666
got a winner
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SATAN HAS SPOKEN
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>>678143401
let it go
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>>678144090
enjoy cleaning ur micro.
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>>678144666
OP must deliver
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>>678144666
Oh wow, that's gonna hurt.
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>>678144666
Heil Satan.
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>>678144680
Do it
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>>678144090
this.
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>>678144311
Um what?
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>>678144666
WINRAR
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>>678143632
roll for microwave
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Quit being an edgelord and set him free
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>>678144090
film it. webm. it !
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OP, you have your answer! COME BACK HERE AND FILM IT!
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Tie balloons to it and release it into the atmosphere
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Let it go
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>>678144090
do it fggt
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>>678144962
it is too late my son
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let it go outside
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Poke out its eye
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>>678144910
No its like when you freeze a sea snipper before you cook it. its painliss
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>>678143401
Don't kill it. Take it to a park and set it free.
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>>678144966
I'm onboard with this, Give us OC fag.
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>>678144090
ok last try of mine, im getting tired
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Desu!
I command thee under the power of Desu to perform not one but two dickpushups over its body.
Bonus Points draw a kawaii replica of image provided DESU.
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>>678144090
aaand more tying i want that nigga to cook.
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You better goddamn film it, OP.
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>>678144572
Dude it would just fall out of OP's gaping anus, better to just set it free.
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>>678145031
Reroll
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>>678144090
dead mice good mice. wave it.
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>>678145068
kill yourself
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>>678144666
Satan has spoken
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>>678145177
OOOOHHHH MY GOD!
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>>678144421
This
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Don't have a can of that, will glade work?
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>>678145177

shit son.
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>>678144666

All Hail Satan Trips, op must do it or die tonight
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>>678145177
fucking checkd
film the shit OP
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>>678144666
ah shit
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>>678145177
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>>678145243
Make a glade flamethrower
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>>678145243
No it wont
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>>678145177
Damn son
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>>678145177
shit nigga
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>>678145243
sure. why not
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>>678145243

COMPRESSED AIR YOU NIGGER
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>>678144161
Caught one yesterday, i fed it some cheese and released it besides my shed with a butterknife

It was hard but i did it. Maybe even hurt it in the process
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>>678145177
Dubs has spoken, OP
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Flamethrower..... Just do it
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>>678145243
try it. BUT film it and post it on this thread
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>>678145243
nah
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make him a 4chan janitor for life...
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>>678145243
dafuq is glade?
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>>678145243
Gif at very least, webm if you can.
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>>678145177
ayy
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>>678143401
is it glued on there or what?
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>>678145489
air freshener
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>>678145177
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>>678145315
This
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Please don't be a faggot today OP
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>>678145243
film it fagget
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>>678145370
That's a cute motherfucker. But OP's mouse NEEDS to die. For the glory of Satan of course!
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>>678145370
What the fuck is the point of putting out traps if you're just going to release it when it gets caught?
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>>678145243
Compressed air comes out at -35 celcius if your turn it upside down. Run to store like Staples
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WHERE IS OP!!!!!!!!
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>>678144311
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Put it up your ass op. If I get dubs you do it.
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All these normies butthurt over a mouse, it sure smells like summer here
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>>678144666
winrar
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>>678144499
ROLL
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>>678145690
yeah seriously
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>>678145619

To get it out of your house? I'm not walking around laying mouse traps in my backyard you fucking sociopath, I'm laying them inside so I can take the mice elsewhere.
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I hope someone kills you in a random drive by motherfucker.
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>>678145370
I like you.
I also like how your table cloth matches the glue trap
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>>678145755
Slowpoke?
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>>678143993
roll
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>>678145764
>And it just finds a way back in
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>>678145792
Christ, why are you getting so pissy over a fucking mouse?
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>>678145759
>>678145690

All these self hating faggots that feel unloved by their mothers... sure smells like 4ch..

nvm..
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>>678145177
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>>678144499
ROLLL
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>>678145619
Because it annoys me having them making noise, possibly reproduce and infest the house and damage things

I killed the mouse's mom of the pic i posted

I felt bad
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we are waiting OP
just get match/lighter
hold in front of spray
then fire
mouse go bye
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OP, that gas will work just fine. Do it now!
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>>678145764

If you just release the little bastards, they'll come back just as soon as they can.

ESPECIALLY if you feed them first
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>>678145141
I second this statement
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>>678145978
roll
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>>678145243
As long as you film it OP
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>Dubs GETer here.
Satan trips already won, OP must film it.
Maus must die to compressed air blizzard.
Webm or embedded youtube required, make sure to timestamp.
Pic related is proof.
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