NEW DAN THREAD.
Go on omegle and set your interests to trump, tumblr, or any sjw cancer
Only say hi I'm Dan and other Dan related based god things
Post pics
??????
Profit
Hi, this is Dan
fuckin hell
Hi, this is dan
Hi, this is Dan
kaitie doesn't like dan :^(
haha gary!
>>680026730
What a bitch
Hi, this is Dan
hey it dan
>>680027521
this was the funniest from both threads
haha gary!!
back at it again with the white dans
>>680026730
>>680027001
>>680027439
>>680027452
>>680027477
>>680027521
>>680027616
>>680027637
̶̪͍̯͎̲̼̰͙̜͡ ̷̵̴̲̟̩͍̝̗̀͢͝͏̢͙͇̼̳̘͍̺̖̳̘͙͚̫̕ ̙̩̺̪̮̖͢͡▲̶̪̤̘̭̺̘̠̭̰̟̘́ͅ
̱͖̠̬͍̗̺̯̠̥̟͕͓̰͕̩́͢͞͞ͅ▲̧̫̙̰̹͉̠͕̜͢͟͢ ̨̫̤̠͉̳̼̜̥̬͖̫̯͚͕̭͠͞▲̶͔̫͎̥̳̜͔̫̟̰̜̥͚̩́
>http://12doctors.tk
>Is your name Dan?
GUYS USE MORE TAGS LIKE TRANSGENDER
Come up with the funniest stuff you can think of and post it.
Hi I'm Dan from danmark
>>680026730
This is the most pointless crusade ever.
lol i win
Heather don't like us
haha gary!
>>680027983
Lots of lulz.
I finally got someone with the set up. <3
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: dan?
You: what?
Stranger: whank god
Stranger: thank
You: wanK? XD
Stranger: ahahahha
Stranger: typo
You: who's dan?
Stranger: anyway hello
Stranger: some troll thing thats happening at the moment
You: is it 4chan?
Stranger: pretty sure
Stranger: how are you?
You: Yeah those cock sucking niggers really need to get their fat asses of of /b/ and /mlp/ and stop jacking off to lolis and ponies and posting spiderman pics and actually do something with their lifes
You: also my name is dan
You: HI I'm Dan
Stranger: /b/ro
You: /b/ro?
Stranger: ahhaha
You: lol
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: top kek
You: on to the next one /b/rother
You: godspeed
Stranger: bye /b/ro
if you are here kys
>>680028654
Kek
kek
fucking /b/tards..
careful, /pol/ is out there. Also how bout also using the Trump tag?
fkn asshole
>>680029419
You deserve it using that cuck browser
Accidentally got a kik, might be anon
>>680029756
IM TOO LAZY TO OPEN CHROME
>>680028654
shes pretty 7/10 tho, you missed your chance
Í FUCKIN HATE THE DAMN DANIEL PIECE OF SHIT VINE
Bumping with a bad Dan
>>680029920
it's a trap. actual one
yo female anon, post our convo faggot.
This was interesting
Stranger: i farted
You: I'm your fart
Stranger: fuck me
You: sure
Stranger: thanks babe
You: no problems xoxo
Stranger: so now what
You: where you live
Stranger: new jersey wbu
You: Danville
Stranger: nice
Stranger: always wanted to go there
You: what's your name
Stranger: nathaniel
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: are you hot dan
This has made work worth it :)
>>680030087
Maybe if I run into her again, m8.
zozzle
whaz was that xD
>>680030808
ey thats me
>>680031752
/b/ro
even other dans hate themselves
Suddenly. Den the communist was born.
>>680026730
>yoinks matey, where'd you dig that one up
>I see you're a comedian, quality material
what is this
convinced my neighbours younger daughter that i am banging from time to time to stream on omegle.
type the alter ego of recently diseased UK rock icon in interests to find us
>>680027521
XD lollllllllllll
>>680028196
Im dead
she took too long to reply to dan
top fucking kek, she broke the pencil in half
rip
>>680032496
Zozozozozoz
damn danyul
>>680032496
>You have disconnected
fucking faggot
>>680032496
next one
How does one open the true door to the heart of the Internet?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: hi
You: Im danny
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im Charlotte
Stranger: how old are you danny??
You: how are you today
You: Im 17
Stranger: im great thanks for asking
Stranger: im twelve
Stranger: how are you??
You: Im in huge trouble :L
Stranger: why is that??
You: Cause I wanted to find out how big of a hole a shotgun leaves in a nigger
You: fucking chicken chompers
>the danscript of my last conversation.
>This is now a josh thread
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: HI this is josh
Stranger: Hey, the name's Nathan.
You: Do you have a few minutes to speak of our lord and savior Josh
Stranger: You stupid OP, it's supposed to be Dan.
Stranger: Now ya fucked up!
You: JOSH ARMY REPRESENT
You: FUCK DAN]
You: DAN IS A DEAD MEME
You: JOSH ARMY
You: /b/ros done goofed now son
You: OP fucked it by furthering the rule of Dan
Stranger: The Dans will quell your rebellion and bring order back to the land.
You: Josh is the future
You: Dans were a plague from the start
You: Don't you see
You: Open your eyes
You: Become a Josh
Stranger: All I can see is your heresy.
You: I clearly can't help you
Stranger: Josh can't help anyone.
Stranger: Josh is powerless.
You: Dan stop
Stranger: Only Dan holds the key to salvation.
Stranger: Only Dan can deliver you from evil.
You: I am the only power
Stranger: Only Dan can ensure the survival of our people.
Stranger: Your power is meaningless.
Stranger: Give up this fantasy of yours.
Stranger: Rejoin the glorious group that is Dan.
Stranger: Dan is one.
Stranger: Dan is all.
Stranger: Dan is love.
Stranger: Dan is live.
Stranger: Shrek is Dan.
You: When it comes to the time i wish to fight along side you, not as Dan but as Josh. Please just realise that OP has skewed your view, this is no longer a thread, this is life. We will eventually meet. I have been a dan and I know the tribulations of holding this banner. War is coming...
Stranger: And we will be ready when it arrives. Maybe in another life, I could have called you friend. But we have made our choices, and our paths shall only meet on the battlefield. You may have given up hope on Dan, but I still hold faith.
You: Faith never lasts. Blood binds us not beliefs. I am sorry for the unjust truths that have been told to you. I will love you as a /b/rother but i will kill you like the filthy Dan you are
>>680033287
I have the entire internet on a series of compact discs.
>>680033287
With a dan
You: Once upon a time
Stranger: there was
You: a guy
Stranger: named
You: Hitler
Stranger: and he was going to
You: kill jews
Stranger: named
You: muhamad
Stranger: muhammed neil armstrong
You: was
Stranger: a muslim
You: also
Stranger: a terrorist
You: and also
Stranger: an ugly guy
You: who voted
Stranger: Trump
You: to be
Stranger: presidant
You: of the
Stranger: united states of iraq
You: that is
Stranger: a sick country
You: full of
Stranger: dans
You: living in
Stranger: danmark
You: who were
Stranger: a dangered species
You: of human
Stranger: shitholes
You: with
Stranger: heary
You: and lots of
Stranger: crap
You: and even
Stranger: semen
You: bottled in
Stranger: cans
You: filled with
Stranger: /b/
You: tards
Stranger: which are all
You: faggots
Stranger: especialy
You: OP
Stranger: w00t
You: m8
Stranger has disconnected.
Bad news, guys. Josh is trying to take control. We Dans cannot allow this to happen. I've taken the privilege of declaring war.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like transgender.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: transgender?
You: hey
You: yeah
You: you?
Stranger: I'm a guy who wants to be a girl... not really trans... yet
You: I see
Stranger: yeah... I'm 15
You: I'm not really trans either tbh
Stranger: trying to find myself
You: im dangendered
Stranger: ? what's that mean
Stranger: sorry... never herd of that
Stranger: explain?
You: my pronounces are
You: dan dan dan
You: call me dan
You: faggot
Stranger: ?
You have disconnected.
are these guys retarted?
>>680033398
cont
Stranger: Faith never lasts? Tell that to the Neo Nazis.
You: You are deaf to the tune of your own death. He is coming, and he will be delivered by Josh. Whn you get to the gates of hell tell Dan i said hi
Stranger: On the contrary, my ears are open, and they only hear the glory that is Dan. Josh shall never overtake us. When I die, it shall be done crying out our prayer, "Hi, this is Dan." We shall be welcomed through the gates of white.
Stranger: But you, my friend, shall not.
Stranger: You shall only find yourself in a lake of fire.
Stranger: And we shall be looking down upon you.
Stranger: Goodbye.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>680033398
Oh hey, Josh. This is Dan. XD
I didn't found dan, but I found patrick or bob he wasn't very sure i think
>>680033461 Dan please, We will be civil till the end. Choose the right side. This is the OG Josh
>>680033769
Nice tabs faggot
>>680032919
nice
first try at being Dan, how did i do?
>>680033922
you've not pleasured yourself till you've done it with a hamster
Seems like dan is definitely boy's name
>>680033922
newfag
Great fucking idea guys
let's try with islam now...
You both like transgender.
You: waddup niggah
Stranger: Um hello there
You: male/female?
Stranger: Trans mtf
You: niggah i asked
You: male
You: or female
You: wtf
Stranger: Jesus fucking christ. You put transgender as an interest and you don't even fucking understand the concept of trans
Stranger: Fuck off you stupid dimwit
Stranger has disconnected.
no dan but idk
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: o
You: ?
Stranger: You're one of those
You: One of who/
You: ?
Stranger: A disappointment
>>680034923
ayyye lmao thats me
islam didnt work
Dane =/= Mane
My disciples.
>>680026730
Guys! Guys! Huge breaking news!
Dane =/= Mane
if anyone meets "Urmah" let me know
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
You: :D
Stranger: hello
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: boden
You: Im dan
Stranger: i see
You: your parents really must have hated you! unless its one of those new age faggot names
Stranger: dan is asia mongolian?
You: yes
You: dan is asia mongolia
Stranger: good
Stranger: you like eat egg?
You: fuck yeah
You: I eat it lots
Stranger: egg is cook?
You: no
I found mongolia guy
Which one of you faggots got me with a fucking your mother joke.
>>680035585
Yes my young one.
Spread the word as I am Mane.
>>680035773
IT WAS ME lolol
>>680033108
>niggersdid9/11
Sides BTFO
Some random girl allowed me to post nudes from her. Should I do it?
>>680036038
do it you faggot
IT'S HAPPENING
Had to time it for this one, but I felt accomplished at the end.
i guess dan is superior
>>680036063
that one wasnt me nigger
>>680036149
>I'm gonna suicide
You were chatting a /b/ro, but still 7/10 for that line
>Actually finding a not Dan
Hail the great Mane!
![B4JMYSo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/46GYDEo.jpg "B4JMYSo[1].jpg")
>>680035751
>found him too this guy si pure kek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hello
You: greetings
Stranger: you is dan?
You: no you is Dan
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am boden from mongolia
Stranger: but am dan?
You: bo-den so you Dan now ma man
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you is smart man
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i tell everyone am dan
You: yeah i don't eat horse
Stranger: horse no eat
Stranger: we no chinese
Stranger: we eat egg
You: egg too much protein egg make N overdose your body
Stranger: no worry
You: egg make you eye shrink
Stranger: mongolia no fuck give
>>680036254
I know you fucking jew I was just replying to you while uploading that.
1/3
>>680037261
2/3
fuck you 4chan, dan is russia pig... my ass to your mother!
1/2
>>680037261
>>680037308
3/3
shit turned weird quick fam.
search for feminism niggers.
This faggot didn't want to quit after Dan arrived. Stubborn bitch.
>>680037376
Fuck Josh
rip me
>>680026730
thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W84UR6MPtPA
>Muhammad taught me that this was okay
Thanks /b/ro.
>>680037973
ayyy
I salute you anon, wherever you are.
The Search Continues
>>680036641
You just lost, bro.
Beware my bros the curse of Dan. I was once a fool like you all, I thought these shenanigans did not come with some price.
>in a thread like this
>having keks and zozzles
>get bored, actually talk to some girls
>talk to one of them for a long time, get to know her
>she gives me her tumblr
>keep messaging
>fall in love
>she lives so far away and I can't hold her hand
>depression
>can't get job
>mfw can't see her til I get shit together and start making money
>mfw perma-virgined until then
>mfw her name is Danielle
This shit is really not funny fam. All I can do now is warn you.
We've ruined it guys
I had a non-Dan and she disconnected before I could reveal my Dannity :(
rip
>>680038613
We need something new. Not just a name...
kek
>>680038613
I ran into a Brielle earlier. Maybe it's the same chick i threatened to rape and murder.
>>680038478
I feel you dan
>>680026730
Ask if they know about The Game.
Kek
Brother let us unite to become the mayonnaise dans.
You: hi im dan
Stranger: hey dan sup?
You: nothin you like eggs
Stranger: kek what r u mongoliaan or somthin?
Stranger: I know dan, I know
You: kek
You: u dan to
Stranger: yuuup imma dan, cya!
You: bye
zozzle
>>680027818
I had a feels that this would occur.
won faggot
>>680039573
Nigger
>>680039652
fuck you
>>680028196
katie 13 seems to know what's up
people are leaving the earth /b/ros
I got a /b/ro
![286dcdd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/K3ChkF6.png "286dcdd[1].png"){kind=small}
I couldn't view the chat log, it just came up blank.
1/3
people are catching on
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: whats your name
Stranger: Jo
You: mines dan
>>680040307
Also not Dan, just didn't know people could be that retarded.
2/3
go over to mlp now
>>680040435
>>680040307
3/3
>>680030742
Ela/b/orate.
Fagit
>>680028654
well played dan!
in process of destroying someones life. Not necessarily dan related but the dan ending will be worthwhile
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: hi im dan
Stranger: gay?
You: how are jew?
You: yes
You: im dan
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u like dicks
You: dan has al sexualities in one
You: Dan is omnipotent he sees all he fucks all
Stranger: ur mom at home?
You: no dan has no family
You: he needs none
Stranger has disconnected.
was bants
>>680040211
pretty sure you were getting fucked with anon
Im way too autistic for this.
whoever just said "its the hacker known as 4chan gotta blast" i love you and want you to die just like the niggers before you
>>680028918
how dare you be so jealous, Dan!!!
>>680039573 (You)
>>680039594
>>680039652
>>680041145
thanks mate
>>680029341
Socialist detected
>>680041490
that was me lmao
interested in young boys lol
>>680027900
The fuck did I just go to?
>>680041900
Kek
>>680041095
Cash dude
Artyom reporting in. Soviet union will rise on omegle!
>>680041900
Putting that in your interests is gonna get you monitored lmao
getting a skype bcuz bitch won't give up anything else.
kek
>RP is cash
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like rp.
Stranger: hi m
You: Hi f
Stranger: age?
You: 21
You: wbu
Stranger: 19 That ok?
You: Thats fine
You: What are you into
Stranger: Almost anything really, you name any of your favorites and ill probobly be fine with it
You: Incest
Stranger: Thats fine, whos gonna start?
You: OOOOOOOO DADDY FUCK ME IN THE URETHRA YOU UGLY NIGGER CUNT
>>680033108
im so dead my sides are gone
>>680029341
>You cannot contain us
>>680042222
Hello /b/ro.
Nice quads.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hi fellow tumblrer
Stranger: AH HELLO
You: whats youre tumblr
Stranger: what is yours??!
Stranger: you'll probably judge me
Stranger: it's not a porn tumblr dw
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: i wont judge you, trust me
Stranger: okok
Stranger: http://observantolive.tumblr.com
Stranger: u/??
You: mine is mynameisdan, because my name is dan
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what the fuck is going on
You: im dan, thats what
Stranger: OK
You: thats literally it. my name is dan
You: faggot
Stranger: NO
Stranger: FUCK OFF
Stranger has disconnected.
>>680026730
A win I had a while back. OC.
top guk dan is a really funny lad
>>680029086
Underrated kek
>>680042862
>>680043039
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: 22
Stranger: from
Stranger: m 24
You: Netherlands
You: My name is dan
Stranger: ok... dan how r u
You: good
You: Ever recieve a dan job?
Stranger: no .... but i would love tooo
You: I'd touch my dan to yours
You: how big is your dan?
Stranger: 8 inch
You: ooh
You: my dan is only 4 1/2 inches
Stranger: yeahhhh u like sucking a big cock?
You: wait what?
You: no
You: DAN!!
>>680043179
Assuming this is one of you fags?
>>680043359
You: Hi...
Stranger: hi dan
Stranger: i-i mean i'm dan
Stranger: you don't have to be dan unless you want to, senapi
Stranger: senpai even
You: Hi Dan. This is Dan.
Stranger: there are so many dans
You: No there is one Dan.
Stranger: many faces, one true dan
You: No we are all Dan.
Stranger: if we are all Dan, who is dan?
You: Faggot I just explained this to you. We are all Dan, Dan is all.
Stranger: i dindunuffin, alright? i'm a nigger, the fuck you expect from me?
You: To have a full basket of cotton by the end of the day.
Stranger: yes massa
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: M here
You: F
You: 14
Stranger: Im 19
You: Oh that's a bit old :O
Stranger: Yeahhhh
You: Where are you from? =)
Stranger: England u
You: It's my first time on omegle xD
You: I'm from the Netherlands
Stranger: Fair u got snapchat
You: I hope my english is good
You: Yeah
You: But i don't want to share it because i don't know you..
You: Can i trust you?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Im cool aha
You: Hm
Stranger: Wanna talk more first
You: Yeah i think so
You: What are your hobbies?
Stranger: Watchin tv an learning Portuguese
You: Why do you learn Portugese?
You: Are you wanting to travel there? ;)
Stranger: Thought it would be good wen i travel
You: Yea see something from the world xD
You: I want to travel to Paris one day
Stranger: I wanna travel everywhere aha
You: Yea me too :D
Stranger: I wanna see some beautiful places
You: I'm about to travel to russia :)
You: I need good winter clothing though to efficiently gas the kikes
holy shit guys an actual fucking 9fag, next even number post is what i say to it
>>680043562
>>680035303
he kinda got you there you gotta admit
1/x many
>>680043881
>>680042498
I'll Dan you forever, my dear Dan.
>>680044040
uptight trans cunt
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
You: I am an aspiring hip hop artist
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wow
You: want me to lay some poetry on you
Stranger: that's really cool
Stranger: sure
You: MY NAME IS DAN
You: IM A NIGGER
Stranger: you know what
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger has disconnected.
>>680043518
explain? I got a pic from her as well but differant pose
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like transgender.
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Whats your name
Stranger: Micheal
Stranger: You?
You: Joe
Stranger: cool
You: So what do you think about our lord and savior
Stranger: He's pretty cool.
You: Yeah. Me and him are closer than my nigger farm
Stranger: cool
You: Its pretty great
Stranger: racist asshole
You: I need your opinion
Stranger: what
You: Do you think i should use acid or fire to remove the bodies of kikes in my backyard
Stranger has disconnected.
![f0dd140[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/c3AaAUo.png "f0dd140[1].png"){kind=small}
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: What's your name?
You: how are you?
Stranger: Pretty good, what about you?
You: same, just having a good time
Stranger: But uhh, are you another Dan by chance?
Stranger: These guys are everywhere
You: no, whats that?
Stranger: There's these trolls who keep saying they're Dan on here
You: damn, that seems uncool
You: sounds like a bunch of faggots
You: like me, dan
Stranger: same, dan
Stranger: :^)
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: Get cucked faggot
You: nigger
Stranger: Nigger'd to the n'th%
You have disconnected.
Guys I'm going to fucking hell.
>>680044236
This one?
Well hello there, Dan.
>>680044609
>>680044621
that was fucking terrible
>>680044621
I feel bad for reading this. What the absolute fuck man?
>>680045009
Holy shit that was me
>>680044621
cringe
Change name to gustav, people are catching on
Mine is fucking lit
>>680044621
Damn bro, you are a goddamn sociopath. How does doing that even make you feel like? That's beyond joking lmao. Kinda funny tho still.
>>680044634
yes
>>680037396
MY SIDES
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Yo!
You: hello
Stranger: f 19 Canada
You: 19m usa
Stranger: do you have a tumblr?
You: yeah, do you?
Stranger: no, I use to follow others
You: ok
You: you should make one
You: that would be cool
Stranger: well, I have a youtube channel instead
You: even cooler
Stranger: nothing much, some vids
Stranger: wanna see?
You: sure, i might even subscribe
Stranger: you'll be the third lol
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You: ok, watch for a subscriber named dan
Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: bepis
You: nigger
Stranger: that's a fucking mindgame right now
You: that was fucking beautiful
Stranger: okay ciya
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger has disconnected.
>>680045776
Honestly I feel like shit. I'll An hero tonight now.
>>680044621
If she actually hurts herself
I hope they find that and charge you
>>680027900
The fuck did i just get myself mixed up in
>>680044621
Awesome. Little cunts can't handle life so they need to end it
>>680045736
Did kek.
http://logs.omegle.com/cc86a47
proof that 9fag is the cancer of the internet
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hey, this is dan
Stranger: Dan who?
You: just dan
Stranger: I'm sure you have a second name insect
You: h-hey, no need to be so rude
Stranger: What's your second name?
You: same as yours, senpai :^)
Stranger: Hmm my time is precious, what is your second name
You: patrickson
You: what's your deal?
Stranger: Right, and where are you from, Daniel Patrickson?
Stranger: Recruitment
You: oregon, usa
You: it's just dan
You: not daniel
Stranger: Interesting. Do you live alone, Dan Patrickson?
You: no, i have room mates
You: recruitment for what?
Stranger has disconnected.
I think I just got played.
Baited
>keks
>>680046523
p2
>>680027999
checked
Dan Chan for president.
>>680027818
You are fucking cancer
>>680046032
I get use to this game, you've been the third one to be rick rolled and Danned. COMBO
all anons on omegle :)
dan posting best posting
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: HEY
You: let me guess, youre dan?
Stranger: NO
You: ok cool
Stranger: are u
You: yes, of course im dan, you silly nigger
Stranger has disconnected.
Dan.
Kek
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: Eh
You: Oh how come?
Stranger: Just heard that one of my friends died
You: Oh that's sad. What was their name?
Stranger: Yeah it is
You: I bet they had my name
You: which is Dan by the way.
>tfw was on omegle and some dan cunt was one of you
If its posted here im the tranny one who spotted you twats
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey Dan
Stranger: How's it going ?
You: Dan?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I've just been talkin to like 14 Dans
Stranger: like wtf?!
You: Wow must be a lot of Dans today
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: But
Stranger: I think ive contracted it too
Stranger: I'm also a Dan
Stranger: Dan 843473 to be exact
Stranger: sent here to cleanse the vile place
You: AIDS
Stranger: My mission - to eradicate all whales, niggers and faggots
You: Nigger AIDS
Stranger: /dan/
You: (^: go get them champ
Stranger: Laters /dan/ :)
You: Bye Dan
Stranger: good luck on your mission /b/ro
>>680026730
hey it's dan again
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: my dog just died
You: I am so sad
Stranger: sorry to hear
You: yeah
You: who knew that it was poison
You: I mean its not my fault
You: it was packed in a plastic bag
You: and looked like dog food
You: it could have happened to anyone
Stranger: youre a tool
You: he was such a sweet dogee
You: Dan was his name
Stranger: get a life dude
Bump before death marcel btw
>>680050370
yo, i couldn't find anything saying weed was good for you, but it did say it's not all that bad. thanks for the info!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like trump.
You: hi, im dan
Stranger: hi Im Frank
You: gas the kikes, race war now
You: with jews, you lose
Stranger: weak man
You: i'm not weak, im a strong black women who dont need no man
Stranger: you can do better than that
You: niggers tongue my anus
Stranger: probably a 14 year old discovering 4chan
You: you're probably a mexican on the trump filter trying to convince americans not to kick your ass out
Stranger: oh jeez my feelings. I'm a long why from mexico buddy. so keep going.
You: just because you're a long way from mexico doesnt mean trump wont deport you
You: americans have these things called "cars" and "planes"
You: idk how to translate that into moon runes
Stranger: one day when you grow up you'll understand something that is called countries and why countries have their on laws.
You: that doesn't make any sense
You: maybe if you learned English before you jumped the border I could understand you
Stranger: Well English is not my native tongue but being a little piece of white trash that thinks he/she is a fucking comedian because they can use 4chan is a little a sad.
You: lol, for a 14 year old who just discovered 4chan i've sure made you mad
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
Stranger: Age: 15
Gender: Male
Location: UK
(NO NUDES)
Hey c: I am a suicidal emo/scene guy looking for a very passionate relationship with a girl 13 to 21+. <3 (I don't care for distance)
I want to dedicate my whole life to the right girl, but I'm having trouble finding that special someone.
I don't want any friends, just people who would like to take my "relationship survey" so that I could see that we are the perfect two. <3
I don't care for anything else in life. Finding you, kissing your cuts away and replacing the blade will save me. c:
My Kik is: Nighva
My phone is charging right now /.\, and I'm crying all alone... please be patient, and send me a live pic with your kik cam so I know you're real. :)
Hope you're the one.
Then the convo closed.
>>680050766
Well lets make a 14 year old feel stupid
fuckking got eem good one /b/ros you fuelled this
>>680050743
Also no problem my dude
>>680051251
ahaha
10/10
>>680051027
Yeah this dude has been doing that for months and he's actually 17. He's creepy as fuck
You: 11
Stranger: i am 40 if that is om
You: I look older cause of the implants
Stranger: ok
You: sure
You: I like being called Dan in bed
You: looking for someone to screw
Stranger: chilling
Stranger: who is Dan
You: my ex name
You: before operation
Stranger: ok r u horny
Stranger: what r u wearing
You: would you like to know?
Stranger: i am nude
You: you living with your parents?
You: be careful they might come in the room
Stranger: what r u wearing
You: my goku pijama over 9000
Stranger: nice r u shaved
You: I dont need to
You: good thing of being albino
Stranger: the last time u had sex
You: 3 years ago with my father
Stranger: what would u do if i was there
Stranger: so u wear 8
You: I would stuck my finger up your a
You: yeah, it all started way back
Stranger: then what would u do
You: I would stuck all vibrators in your anus
Stranger: r u nude now?
You: goku protects me
Stranger: how meany do u have
You: I have this thing I call the airplane
You: it makes you fly
You: when you sit on it
You: you are in the air
Stranger: then what
You: then you raise your arms
You: and you are like a bird
Stranger: then what
You: you bleed to death
You: if you are lucky its fast
Stranger: how would u let me fuck u
You: I am the one fucking you actually
You: I am Dan
Stranger: u m or f
You: I was m now f
You: use your brain I dont like stupid guys
dont you 404 on me
Click this and recive free cancer for ur pc
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