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Worst thing you've ever done. Plz open up.

No judgment.
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I made cringe content.
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lol?
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>>680978365
I hit a girl that i like with a door knob close to the eye, she had to be in a hospital for a week
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Check em!
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>>680978459
Why didnt you tell her that in person you pussy?
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>>680978365
Fapped to a guy cumming on the teeth of a 7 year old.
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i watched a kid i know die, and went to the funeral as a speaker
dude was a douche
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>>680978459
Probably not real, but if it is, then holy shit. You know that opening up to someone like that only works in the movies right? Hopefully it was a learning experience at least.
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>>680978950
Read the messages in the picture. Hadn't seen her in person for 3 years. I'm well aware that I should've asked her to go out for coffee or something, but I wasn't in a logical state of mind. Kinda like drunk people calling or texting their ex.
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>>680979097
I assure you it's real. Unfortunately.
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it can work for real life,but got to be pretty fit for it
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K, the first story is quite good. but i find it hard to fap to, so plz some more.
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>>680978780
How is that bad? She probably deserved it.
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I don't think I've ever done anything bad. It's kind of been freaking me out lately. Anything I could post in this thread would be really, really, really tame - like a 10 year old's version of something bad.

Unless self-harm counts, then I guess I've got some pretty bad stories of that.
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self harm is really really really really bad. Plz post stories.
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>>680979560
She kinda did. She took my phone and ran into the bathroom like some 5 year old school girl,then she sat on the floor and as i opend the door i hit her. I kinda feelt repulsed by her stupidity but man she has some big tits
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>>680978365
A while back, an old junkie friend and I had a couple shots of some really good dope that he paid for. He overdosed, I watched him die instead of injecting him with nalaxone so I could have the rest of the heroin.
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>>680978459
damn that's pretty cringe, but I 100% understand that situation.

Currently feeling the same way about a girl I haven't seen in a couple years. I've felt the same way about her since I first met her, but she was never obtainable.

I'd never do something like this but I can relate to your words anon.
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>>680979241
Thats what i meant. But thats some 6 grade shit you did there my guess is you dont have much experience with women
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>>680980646
Funniest thing is that this is why I've been going better lately. It was a wake up call.
I decided to get /fit/ and work on my self esteem issues, social anxiety etc.
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>>680980718
Your guess would be correct.
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>>680980804
Good for you man,

Actually come to think of it, I did do something like this when i was 14

Did not end as gracefully.
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Robbed one of my grandmother's friends dressed like a mug with a baseball bat,
I may have taken a few swings
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Found my cousins tumblr (nsfw) and threatened to tell her parents if she didn't delete it.... I saved all the pics and fap to them everyday
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Unironically listened to My Chemical Romance around The Black Parade era.
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>>680981026
What happened? Greentext time please!
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>>680978459
At least she didn't ignore you or called you a creep
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>>680980237
I've given myself second-degree burns along the outside of my calf by standing directly in front of a heater. Jammed a rusty nail that fell out of our back porch 3/4 of the way through my foot - I couldn't get it all the way through my foot because it was one of those weird little short nails.

Lots of chemical burns, I would pour bleach over my legs in the bathtub and let it sit until it burned away the top couple layers of skin.

Slammed my head into a glass-block wall over and over until I fell down - that one bled a lot. I punch that wall a lot, too, but I learned how to punch in college so I never break anything. It used to bleed but now the knuckles are too scarred and calloused.

Never really had much interest in cutting. It's all endurance kind of things, like the space heater burns or chemical burns, where you have to endure a build-up of pain, to higher and higher levels, in order to get a good injury.

(Minus the head-slamming and wall-punching, those are usually to keep me from doing something worse to myself or from hurting someone else.)
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>>680981067
Why would you tell her that you found it?
Why not just bookmark that shit and let her continue?
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>>680981373
True. It could've been worse. I'd say things turned out okay though.
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>>680981544
Thats one of the worst things
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>>680980532
Pls be troll
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had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>Be me 16 years old
>Had a crush on my "aunt" since 9 years old
>Go to her house in the first time in 10 years
>She's got the body of a goddess and the rarest, most beautiful eyes.
>She invites her boyfriend over.
>fml.png
>The guy is a fucking Chad. Find out they fucking engaged.
>I don't say anything, because I am nice to everyone.
>Spend the next 2 weeks with her family in silent agony.
>Go home. Fap angrily about it. Auntie was such a fucking tease.
>3 weeks later, I can't help but tell her my feeling out of teenage awkwardness.
>mfw her whole family disowned me.
>mfw I try to apologize 3 years later and she still doesn't forgive me.
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>>680982254
Sick cunt. Get help.
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>>680982258
Kek any time I feel like I have fucked up in life, I can count on 4chan to make me feel better about myself by example. Thanks for this post dumbass.
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>>680981236
I don't remember how it exactly it went down because it was almost 9 years ago and I repressed these memories pretty hard.

It wasn't like I was anti social at the time but in the prior to that I had really no experience socializing with people (tiny private school to huge public school transition). I wanted to but literally didn't know how.

>freshmen year of highschool
>see qt pi (thought she was 10/10 but in reality like a 6/10)
>begin creepily stalking her on facebook.
>talk to her like 3 times in real life but constantly on facebook.
>didn't realize at the time but she had no interest in me and thought i was creepy.
>become obsessed but stop talking to her for a year.
>can't take it anymore and spill my feelings in a facebook message, tell her how I feel.
>Get a response: "Yea, I know. Don't make it weird".

Probably the most autistic thing I've done and probably affects how I function around girls all these years later. I try and chalk it up to being young and inexperienced.

Technically I can try and find the chat logs but nahhhhh.
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>>680980532
He's not trolling.
Heroin will lose your soul.
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>>680982258
This is a true story. My saddest tale of the family zone. I am a victim of my incest fetish.
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In middle school I had a crush on this 10/10 girl and dated her for 5 days. I was so beta that I didn't say a word to her the entire time because i was so nervous. She left me. Sad part is, I fapped to her everyday we were dating.
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>>680982887
That's... that's pretty bad.
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>>680982994
continuation

1 month later I literally begged her over a text to get back with me, and she just said "That's nice and all, but I really don't like you, at all."

I can never forget this time in my life
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>>680982254
FUCKING ANIMAL
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>Be me in 5th grade
>quiet kid named Tony plays Tiger handheld game during recess
>me and friend can't play on jungle gym one day, part of it was broken or something, was restricted.
>we Jack Tony's game and toss it up on the top level of jungle gym
>he climbs up
>it collapses
>falls on his head/neck from like 10ft up
>oh shit.jpg
>we run away and deny everything
>yard supervisor is screaming, standing over his unconscious body
>ambulance comes, he gets taken to the hospital
>never see him again...

>be me in highschool
>friend links me FB page
>it's Tony
>He's in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the neck down
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>>680983456
I read that "quite kid named Tony the Tiger."
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>>680983118
You bet, honestly surprised I didn't remember the event right away. Actually had to think.
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I dated a girl for 4 years, just for the sex. She was a fucking idiot, but I enjoyed her body. She loved me, I could deal with her. Eventually got bored and tossed her away, she was devastated, got fat and has not been with anyone since. I always felt bad.
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In 6th grade, I may or may not have implyed to my entire class that all mexicans are theifs and smoke weed. And the girl in front of me may or may not have been mexican. The worst part is, I raised my hand for like 10 minutes to tell them that.
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>>680983807
This is pretty normal male behavior tbh.
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Not going into details for obvious reasons. Worked for a complete peice of shit subhuman. My name was stupid queer on a regular basis, called women his property and groped them, rips people off and just has zero empathy. Would also shit on the bathroom floors and tell me a customer did it had me clean it up....then would do it again. Money was money so I stayed longer than I should have. Glad I stayed bc karma is a bitch. Just me and him one day. I walk in to the back room to him clutching his chest and gasping for air. Good old "jeff" didn't have a good heart. He was sweating and was really struggling to breath and looked terrified. When I got close enough he grabbed my shirt by the chest and ripped me twords him "fucking help me!...gasp....call...911". I brushed his hand off me and just smiled at him. He started breathing heavier and started to curse at me "fuck...gasp...911!". I watched him struggle in intense agony while he was looking at me telling me through gasps of air he didn't wanna die. Let this happen for 7-12minutes until he died while looking at his panicked faced growing more terrified by the second as he realized I wasn't gonna do shit. Checked his pulse to make sure he was dead then called the ambulance. Was really happy after it would do it again.
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>>680983456
Stupid kids parents shoulda taught him to be more coordinated /to test the integrity of things before he climbs. He was bound to get fucked if he lands on his head every time he falls off shit
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>>680983870
o no, tis so bad
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>>680983807
fucking normie
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>>680983456
Cont.
>30 now
>Went to Tony's funeral, it was public
>They talked about his accident in childhood
>accident
>feelsbadman.jpg
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Stole nudes from almost every female friend i have.
They have no idea.
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>>680978459
I feel you I just don't have the guts to day it
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>>680983807
So what, fuck off
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>>680978853
Check what you single fag?
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wow so many assholes
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>>680984513
Assholes? On my /b/?
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Suicide pact with a depressed girl I met in chatroom.
I chickened out and watched her die.

I stared at that screen for hours.

I promised I'd do it with her so she wouldn't be alone.
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>>680984513
Nah, just human. People I don't trust are people that say they have done nothing wrong
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i accidentally squirted some white colored liquid on my crush, she thought it was my cum.
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>>680978365
broke up with my gf in 7th grade 1 week before valentines day because i didnt have anything to give to her. i didnt even tell her i just stopped talking to her and ignored her
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I was out rafting once with my friend whom I had feelings for, and her juggalo boyfriend. We hit a rough spot and he ended up falling out. I'm a Jr lifeguard, so I jump in after him. He's stuck in an undercurrent, and I could easily pull him out. I made a split second decision and pretended I was drowning. She jumps in after us, and I help her feel like she's rescuing me. Make it to the river bank, I fake cough and act out of breath. She's facing with her back to the river, I'm in front of her.
>see his body float by, behind her

She was upset for awhile. I "cried" a lot too. It helped us find "God", now we're married. We kinda look like Todd and Melissa from Last Man On Earth. I'm fat and starting to bald, she's kept her looks and stayed thin.
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Fucked Will Smith in his Ass when i was a kid
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>>680983880
AHAHAHA
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I make ylyl threads
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>>680980341
I thinnk we need to see pics of said tits.
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>>680981487
You're such an attention seeking faggot. Nobody cares. You're being so edgey and dramatic about it. Stop being a little bitch
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>>680981057
Story time?
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>>680978459
Savage. I hope this is fake.
>>680982258
Damn. Any normal person would just laugh this shit off, and tease you a little about it. Your aunt sounds like a dick.

I once vandalized something in grade school for shits and giggles. I was a little ass back then. I let one of my friends take the blame. The whole class turned on her so quick. She was crying and screaming, just a mess. I still haven't told her it was me. I wonder if she even remembers.
I think that is my worse. I am pretty boring, I guess.
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yeah bruh, self harming is an excuse for self pitty.

People don't feel bad for you, they just want you to go away.
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>>680978365
brought several people drugs (speed, cocaine and ecstasy) and some of them are now heavy drug users while I'm still fine.
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>>680986384
I know this feel. One of my best friends and I did the same thing, together. There is a trail of smoke and ash and ruined lives behind us because not everyone can hang like we do.
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>>680986384
Not your fualt. People make their own decisions
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I tried that nicotine patch trick on my girlfriends teenage sister. She slept like a stone, so it was easy. She'd always go nuts when I wasn't around, and act so happy and content when I was...

It was a nice rebound, after we broke up. Just in time for her sister to be legal, despite our 8 year age gap. I only did the nicotine thing to her for a couple weeks. It had been a year since shed been under the spell. Must've imprinted on her. Anyhow, I get a knock on the door. It's her, two huge bags of stuff, and her backpack. She moves in. Almost immediately fuck. She "loves" me, and hangs out at home now while I'm at work.
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>>680986384
I convinced someone to buy cigarettes when we were 18.

He's a smoker now...

God I suck
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>>680986005
Your aunt would just laugh and mess with you if you told her you wanted to fuck her?
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>>680978365
I used to rape women when I was younger (10 years ago) because I got off on the power trip and I thought who gives a fuck life is meaningless anyway just have fun and fuck everyone else.
I deeply regret it to this day
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Sniped my neighbors dog with binoculars and a nail gun. Never barked all night again.
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>>680987021
How'd you get away with it?
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>>680987190
hope you 360'd that shit dude
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>>680987315
I honestly don't know, I assume they either weren't reported or the women didn't know enough about me personally to get the police after me
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>>680987021
Dude I know those feels. I used to intercept service signals at the local highschool and raid girls phones, steal all the nudes. I'd contact them over social media and blackmail them into meeting me at motels
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Live
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Hired a group of ragheads to fly a plane into the World Trade Center. Proceeded to rule America for a 2'd term.
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>>680987495
I mean, how'd you get into those situations? Rape is interesting to me
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>>680985830
As i said, great tits but so dumb and shallow it's a turn off. Even though shallowness is not a problem because im very good looking.
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>>680978365
I fucked my roommates fiance the day before he proposed to her!
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>>680987017
Yeah. My family is pretty hilarious. They would probably mock me forever, but they wouldn't disown me over something so trivial. That's family.
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>>680980532
Wow dude even if u saved him there were so many ways of you to still get the dope,deep down u know u just wanted him to die
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>>680985910
>>680986054
No, that's actually not why I do it. I don't post about it online unless asked (what's the worst thing you've ever done? for instance), nobody in my real life besides my husband knows, I don't want attention or pity.

There are lots of reasons why I do it, but self-pity, attention whoring or a cry for help isn't it.
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I stole a friend's yugioh card :(
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I'm a dentist. I face fucked a patient while she was out cold. Even took pics and videos.
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>>680987831
Obligatory pic request
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>>680987831
post em bro
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>>680987675
Its also hard to motorboat a personality
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>>680987788
You sick fucker.
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>>680987831
Fuck I wish I could do that
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I stole about $1500 worth of stereo equipment from some faggots car during my senior year in high school. I had loaned him a few CDs and he sold them.

Broke into his car when he was on vacation with his parents. He lived in the sticks and half asked the install so it only took me about 10 minutes to get it all out.

Stored the shit in my uncles storage unit for about a year.

After he went off to basic training, I installed it in my car.

Had it for four more years until I sold mm you car.

This was in 98.
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masturbated with two lil cousins watching
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You know half of us are bullshitting right
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>>680987788
Dude, i know we're not supposed to judge on this thread but damn dude, that shit's fucked
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>>680987831
Post that shit nigga
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>>680988085
Shhh don't ruin it
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I fucked my 3 year old sister

>I was 20
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>>680987788
Oh fuck you you bastard. Fuck you with a rake.
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>>680988085
i wish i was
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>>680987627
I don't want to get into details, there is no statute of limitations in my state for rape, but I live in a fairly large city that is about 5 miles from a very rural area, with lots of empty fields and dirt roads, so it was pretty easy once they were in my truck. I also had a CPL and was always armed, no one really resisted once they knew what I wanted and what was going to happen
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I don't seed my torrents
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>>680988657
Huh, interesting. That wouldn't work where I live but thanks.
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I fucked my ex gf's brother after she cheated on me. Emailed her the pics of him getting dicked and sucking my cock.

She knew I'm bi. Didn't know he was gay
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>>680987788
I stole a reasonably rare one out of some dude's pocket in primary school just to see if I could. That was pretty out of character for me, I was the good kid that never did anything wrong
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I feel kind blessed to read all this sick bullshit from random strangers somewhere in this world.

I'm a good guy myself so I can't really contribute.
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>>680988657
That's ballsy. Blackmail/get close and do recon, then bam! -- is the way to go
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>>680988657
That makes it alright
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>>680981067
Sounds like its picture sharing time
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this is pretty cringy

>be me
>12 years old
> fapping for first time
> didn't know what was happening with my dick
>ended up pissing instead of cumming
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>>680989138
No, its not alright at all
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>>680989307
Same
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>>680989319
Why? You didn't get caught and I bet you had tons of fun
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>>680982254
Damn, you need some therapy
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This used to linger on my mind everyday for a solid year. Most embarrassing thing in my life.

>be in old folks home
>be 15
>visiting my grandma
>she's sitting with a group of old ladies all chatting about their children and all that garbage
>i sat there bored stiff for an hour or so
>9/10 nurse comes in and starts handing out elderly people their medicine
>as she hands my grandma her medicine, one of her breasts rub in my face
>cant help but pop a stiffy
>all of the old ladies freeze and start to stare at it
>nurse stares at it and giggles
>feelsbadman.jpg
>awkwardly listen to all of the old people talking about it for an hour before i get to leave
>my nan kept bringing it up long after

Seriously though, I hated myself for ages and I still do over it despite this happening around 7 years ago, it occasionally pops up into my mind.
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>>680989307
1st time I came was by being assfucked.
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>>680988968
Same, the thing is I got caught, that shit was embarrassing , and my other friend that was there couldn't believe it, never stole anything after that.
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>>680985475

Pathetic story, dude.
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>>680984166
Sounds like you need to share
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I used to drug my girlfriend on the weekends so I could go out party or hang out with other chic's.
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>>680985985
Not much of a story really
It was 2006 and I needed a PS3
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>>680989590
Story?
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>>680989580
Not being rude or anything but you didn't know how to hide a boner at 15?
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>>680989846
Drug her with what?
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>>680990000
Nice quads my dudes.
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>>680990000
Oh shit son. Not same guy, but I knew how to fucking hide it.
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I play Rageblade Tristana in LoL
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>>680983880
Sounds intense, I can dig it
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Shit in gfs hand while she slept, tickled her with a feather.
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>>680980532
fuck you, dude. you're a real piece of shit.
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>>680990204
such a shit build, must literally be silver 5 for that shit to work. Every other pro adc when asked about it said it was shit and stixxay should of built standard trist.
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>>680983880
Wow. This is like some shit out of a movie.
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>>680990020
Oxi
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>>680989994
Age 12/13
Older friend about 15/16
Fooled around
He fucked me
I came
He came
>fuck greentext
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>>680990574
gay
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Worst decision? Jumped of a moving car. With no "good" reason.

Worst choice? Getting drunk and having a gay experience.

Worst thought? "I could genuinely kill them right now and have a place to hide it and an alibi."

Worst personal action? Violently slapping my first girlfriend.

Worst professional slip up? Last night I "ran away" from an unruly customer, when it was genuinely better for his health and my job for me to have stepped away.
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>>680983880
>things that never happened
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>>680978365
When I was 16 I slept over at my buddy's place playing vidya. Went downstairs at like 3 am and walked past the den,light was on so I looked in. His dad was full on fucking his sister. I think she was 14, kinda cute. They both looked at me, she looked the most scared I've ever seen anyone ever. I think the dad was coked out looking back because he looked more irritated than anything else- he just said close it (meaning the door). So I did. I got some food and went back upstairs and didn't talk to my buddy about it. I saw the dad the next day and he acted like nothing happened. I sort of began to think I did t see anything until I ran into his sister alone. She begged me not to tell anyone, so I told her I wouldn't if she made out with me and blew me. She did but she had that same scared look on her face.

That's the worst thing I've done and hopefully the worst I'll ever do.
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>>680990647
It was gay as hell
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>>680990574
Fag
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>>680979017
Were they still in the kids mouth?
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When I was 11 I touched my 13 yo cousins dick and he touched mine. There wasn't anything more but we feel bad with that thing.
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>>680990857
Kek
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>>680990785
Yep. U jelly?
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>>680978365
Fucking gov i swear
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>>680982258
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>>680985475
>dating a Juggalo
>wife material
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Me 18
She 18 my cousin with down syndrome
I know i had a problem, but I really was horny touching her, not naked, just with clothes
I used to have girlfriend, friends and a normal life, I tried to understand what happen to my brain at that time but I dont know.

What do you think?
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>>680990900
I really wish I saved my type up from the greentext thread I posted in but I didn't. But then I'm glad I didn't.

I have you beat.

Basically when I was about 6 or 7, it was around 1st grade, I had my first sexual experience, and it was homosexual.
Me and this kid I knew basically blew each other and had no idea what we were really doing. I think in my gut I knew it was wrong because I decided to stop it and go home. Literally never talked to that kid again until I ran into him last year.
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>>680991089
No one is jealous of you AIDS bag
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>>680987539
Obongo plz.
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>>680978365
BE BORN
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Worst thing? I've been born.
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>>680990694
Kek'd
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When I went on 4chan for the first time
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>>680983880
If true, I approve.
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>>680992582
They are all pretty funny.
Shitty that they are all serious.
What do you think is the worst out of those?
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>>680993121
Slapping your first girlfriend. Unless there was a really good fucking reason, why would you do that?
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>>680978365
your grandmas corpse OP
and believe me she "opened up" nicely
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I fucked my older sister and plan to do it many, many more times
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>>680988881
You're a monster.
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>>680988989
Good guy... On /b/.... You've come to the wrong place, friend.
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>no judgment
kek
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The worst one is the suicide pact chat. That shit is tragic. I don't blame it but if it haunts you, think about the fact that you DON'T want to die, and that it would have been worse if you killed yourself.
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>>680994104
There's plenty of "good guys" here. They just don't post anything.
I honestly can't think of anything shitty I've done to people, only things people have done to me.
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>>680993901
Really nice, I'm glad of you.

Cum in her face for me.

And she likes? or you force her?
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>>680993585
After having sex with her one day (the last day obviously) she tells me she slept with some guy the day before.

I would've held it together if she was telling me and we hadn't had sex, but my mind went to rage because it was after a nice fuck and she busts that on me?

I slapped her and her glasses flew off of her face and across my bedroom.

I sorta still feel bad about it. Should I?
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>>680994466
no
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>>680994692
Good, I wasn't going to.
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>>680987928
Agreed
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>>680994466
Jesus fucking christ man, that.. sucks.
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>>680994334
I bet your shit smells like Irish spring, too!
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Not the worst thing I've ever done, but I pissed myself in high school once. Was in the bathroom for a good 10 minutes using all the tp

Luckily nobody noticed
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>>680980532
Cold blooded man
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>me being 12
>at aunts house
>shes married
>she lives far away from home so only third visit
>first and second visit were fine wasnt that autistic
>third visit is first visit without parents
>being outside with cousins and shit riding bike
>suddenly something clicks
>spend whole week fapping in guest bed
>never going out again
>playing with ps2 of cousin
>somehow destrying his save cards
>oops
>being alone with aunt
>sleeping in one bed with aunt because "scary monsters"
>aunt is wearing sexy underwear
>instant boner
>roll over to aunt
>fapping to her booty next to her
>she is laughing
>sheeeeeet
>"You already awake Anon?"
>"Yeah aunty."
>roll closer to her
>she laughs
>I say: "No no, I do this with my mother too because its motherly love and I miss my mother."
>wat
>"Ok Anon."
>fml
continue?
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>>680987788
I once sold a kid one of those cheap yugioh cards for $2
(you can get 100 for like $1)
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>>680995467
Yeeeap. Even after I was still nice to her, got her ice, comforted her, apologized, walked her home, tried to be some kind of friend - but the intense hatred was there too. And it still is.
The is no love lost like your first.
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I have a few things I've done, nothing major though. Have stories on all of them. I;m trying to think of more, because I know there is more, but my mind makes me forget it, so I'm trying to pull memories.

I've anally raped my current gf, maybe 2 or 3 times, and molested her while she slept.

I fucked my cousin when I was 13.

I talked my one friend in middle school into wiping his semen into a 3rd graders hair.
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I was babysitting once, fell asleep - and the kids shoved stuff in the toilets and flooded the house. Woke up to the basement filled with a foot of water
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I've choked my girlfriend multiple time while I was very drunk. She worshipped me and I didn't deserve that kind of affection from such an angel.

Happy ending to this story? I can't live with what I've done, so I bought a gun and am planning on killing myself within the next 3 weeks.

>So long, faggots.
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>>680995959
> Raped girlfriend while she slept
> Nothing major

Fuck you, slime.
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>>680995850
Go ahead
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>>680995850
yes pls
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>Pushed a Moroccan off a 3rd story balcony after he tried to rape me

Still don't know to this day if he lived or died.
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>>680996271
Yeah, I guess on second thought that is kinda fucked up. The whole sleeping didn't seem so bad because, well she's asleep so I never saw her reaction, and the anal rape, yeah that was fucked.
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>>680995850
STOP FUCKING POSTING
>CONTINUE?
either continue or don't. Stop seeking validation from faggots on /b/
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>>680996746
What is it with Muslims and gay rape?
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>>680978459
Been there.
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>>680996160
See you tomorrow, faggot.
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>>680996823
Oh I understand why it wouldn't seem so bad to you.
But how would she feel, knowing you used her body in such a disrespectful way? She would feel like just a hole for your cock. If she finds out, her self esteem will be ruined.
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> Was like 15 yo
> Got a argument w/ my mother who raised me alone
> Tell her to "go die" bc she didn't let me go to the school I wanted
> At that moment she had a colon cancer
> She died 1 week after that, she vomit like 50 times a day so at the end she looked like mr skeleton
> I didn't wan't to hug her bc she disgusted me
> When I think of it now it make me feel like the worse human in the earth
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>>680997198
Dark Souls General.
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>>680996937
Fuckers. I have never felt bad for doing it. Kinda hope he died tbh
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>>680996954
Story?
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>>680986567
yea same here dude... started doing heroin w my child hood friends at like 16 started off as fun till we started stealing from everyone including our families and using needles... now we are all fucked up on our own left by all our familys and real friends
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>>680997088
Tits or GTFO.
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>>680997422
That's one way to look at it.
> You are a rapist.
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>>680997088
She's pretty submissive in bed and we usually had more lustful sex rather than loving, she even asked me to choke her, so the whole thing I think was me just taking everything a step further. Overall it was a very powerful feeling and kinda brought about a rape / painal fetish.
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I've always been a little envious of people who can just effortlessly chat with someone else: I'm not autistic, and I'm not a NEET hermit or anything, I just don't have that ability to go anywhere beyond
>hey
>hi
>what's up
>not much, you
>same
>...
>...

I suck at reaching out to people, I guess.
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>>680997701
I'm not even the fag who did it. Just saying, we need a timestamped picture of your funbags.
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>>680996465
here we go
>she continues to sleep
>I burst to the wall next to bed
>I think its still there
>2 days without autistic shit passed
>Its time to go home
>"Hey Anon its time to wake up we gonna drive you home."
>tired and autistic is never good "Nah can I stay for another day."
>"Ok Anon."
>Two hours later
>Wake up
>Its already 14 pm
>"HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK AUNTYYYYY!"
>"Yes"
>"WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL HERE. WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME!"
>"You said that you wanted to stay for another day."
>"NO I DIDNT SAID THAT REEEEE."
>Start crying
>"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME."
>run to grandmother in underwear (they lived nearby)
>"THESE TRAITORS FUCKING BETRYED ME THEY ARE LYING."
>try to call uncle
>"WHY DIDNT YOU STOP HER. WHYYYYY I TRUSTED YOU."
>literally run around in underwear in a german village with only 500 people and wake everyone up.
>"SHE BETRYED ME"
>My parents had to drive over 200 miles to pick me up on a monday
>Im not allowed to come back
>Oh and I stealed some money from her
>I hate myself
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>>680997718
If you're confident that she'll have no objections, tell her. And if she doesn't object, then maybe there's no problem continuing this behavior.
> As long as you have her consent to rape her beforehand
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I own a Nickleback album
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>>680997422
She's a very petite nigress
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>>680998180
> Now we all understand why you rape her
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>>680994289
How is that worse? You'd just be dead, nothing would be better or worse.
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>>680997422
This is one of my file folders of molestation.
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>>680984612
Nice. Stupid bitch.
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>>680998180
Those are some amazing tits your girlfriend has going there.
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>>680978365
i raped my best friend freshman year of college
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>>680987675
How much trouble did you get in?
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>>680998604
This is her begging face
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>>680978365
I've done some illegal things, like making counterfeit money, and very disgusting perverted things. But these are not the worst, and I wouldn't like to tell these in details, not even here.

The most fucked up is how I deal with women.

>be me, 14 years old, ugly af
>girls treat me like shit until I'm 18
>0 confidence so still virgin when I'm 19
>I decide to fuck someone before my 20. birthday
>started to message some chicks in december
>my birthday is in january and my progress is going well with them so fuckyeah.jpg
>go on a date with one girl
>she is ugly and fat irl
>I don't care, I won't be a virgin anymore.
>we go straight to her home, we fuck the whole weekend
>on the way back home I continuously think that I hope she die so I won't have to see her again (because she was so ugly and fat)
>whatever... another weekend goes like this, but she kinda breaks up with me on msn after that
>second girl, first date. I kiss her in the first moment we meet.
>in first couple of months I tought this girl is hot
>the fuck. this is ugly too.. but can't break up with her with this reason after couple of months...
>half year later I cheat on her
>she finds out
>fuck yeah.. I won't have to break up with her either, she will leave me.
>Nope. No she won't. She begs to stay with me. srsly, wtf?
>I agree. but why...
>stay with her for 5 years.. during that time I had several crush on other girls
>after we break up I meet my bff's gf's sister
>we go together on holiday and hooking up
>we are still together 2 years after, but same story as previous one, at first sight and after looked hot, but now kinda disgusted about her while she totally loves me

I can't fuckin break up with anyone. How can I be suck a pussy. It's maybe because I thought nobody would be my gf ever and I'm too afraid of loneliness or something.

I just needed to write it out.

>inb4 bad english, I know, not my native language.
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>>680978365
cringe story
>be me
>15 y/o
>hornyaf
>lookíng for porn
>found great one, starts wanking
>spots vase
>start getting blowjob from vase
>fuck it hard
>cum deep in vase
>go down stairs to the bathroom
>drop the vase
>oshit.jpeg
>small vase parts, cum everywhere
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I used to force an old woman to give me handjobs at an adult daycare that I used to work at.
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>>680998652
That's pretty gay tbh.
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>>680978365
When I was younger I got into an argument with my friend. I put his shoe in the bin when he wasn't looking. This was five years ago... I still can't forgive myself.
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>>680978365
Nothing
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The girl in the apartment above mine has one of those metal spring beds: i've fapped to the squeaking and other sounds coming from her bedroom.
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>>680978365
Decided not to jump. Lost a life in super mario.
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>>680999198
You fucking psychopath. Go kill yourself.
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>>680997198
Did she look like this, anon?
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>>680978365
I programmed a CoC mod for someone with a clear diaper vore fetish
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>being 17 years old hornyaf
>cousin is visiting 2 years younger
>we talk and play outside for hours and talk
>we going home
>"I have to do homework in my room, sry."
>"Thats not a problem Anon."
>Shes following me to my room
>Me doing homework
>She laying on my bed next to me
>We talk
>Suddenly "I have to charge my battery Anon."
>Its on the other side of the bed
>"Yeah right behind you"
>"Thanks cousin
>She turns around
>Huge ass in blck yogapants
>Instant boner
>Take my phone
>Phone is set on loud
>Take photo of it
>I hear the sound she hears the sound
>"Fuck, how many pictures do I have to take from this essay. You have to take pictures from your essays for your school too?"
>She doesnt say anything
>fml
Im still fapping to the pics tho
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>>680981487
>>
Not my story but my dads, he looked at stevie wonders eyes, do you guys want the slightly longer explanation
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>>680983807
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>>681001080
100% autism
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>>680979017
Know that feeling
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>>680999099
Check the elderly molester
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