YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL
>>680983509
Lost so hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOavAS0B0Y
kek
>>680983824
Loooooost
>>680984694
holy shit I lost to my own post
>>680984419
sos un negro inbidioso
>>680984526
lost when he started yelling
>>680983268
it would be -35.55 degrees
>>680983268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wUilJ0quU
>>680985116
Wait a minute, wouldn't the train fucking jump off the rails?
>>680985350
So? The fire department is already there to help.
>>680985350
Are you slow
>>680985350
You got the joke. Good job, buddy.
>>680985350
such insight
>>680985024
Fucking got me
>>680984362
>9gag watermark
PERFECT BODY / Long thin legs
>>680984526
>pepper spray and firearms
my sides are in orbit
>>680985689
Jacksonville florida
>>680986097
There's nothing wrong with this actually, I don't do it myself but I probably would. Also, how much would your ass have to sweat to actually affect the contents of the packets?
>>680984526
stop promoting your stupid shitty channel in every ylyl thread faggot
https://youtu.be/lADoMp7d2lE
>>680986561
:^)
>>680986552
Kill yourself
>>680983268
Wow way to not capitalize every word. It's like you weren't even trying.
>>680983635
Top fucking KEK
>>680983635
Made me lol in a bathroom
>>680984526
What the fuck? Is this a fucking cringe thread or a YLYL thread?
Don't post this shit ever again, you fucking mongoloid faggot.
>>680987399
>in a ylyl thread
>calling anyone a mongoloid
kek
https://youtu.be/vdIrKPXCBpo
>>680984526
I don't understand how people think hes funny.
>>680987839
>babby's first racism meme
>>680986243
Read paragraph
Then read name on top made so much sense.
>>680986097
more air came out of nose than usual
>>680985116
lost
>>680988261
FUCK YOU
>>680988972
newfag
>>680985055
Lame!
>>680988348
GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>680988348
CTFUU
>>680984362
fuck off back to 9gag
>>680984803
granted, that one was good
>>680984419
I don't get it
>>680983268
441-442 degrees F. gg no re.
>>680985402
kek
>>680986552
How do people keep fucking this up?
>>680984310
go back to 9gag faggot
>>680983824
rape her
hahah
>>680983824
that fucking charming face change
stupid bitch
>>680983268
https://youtu.be/iH3uTYJ5vd0
>>680986552
You tried.
>>680990718
>>680990080
look at the tshirt
>>680984000
can someone explain this to me
>>680986552
Love it
>>680986250
Moar of her?
>>680984120
I don't get this one, anyone care to explain?
>>680990974
You lost.
>>680990383
Faggot
>>680984526
Isn't even remotely funny, this is some shitty pewdiepie tier humor
>>680984581
filename XD
100 kekels
>>680989182
This is perfect. This nigga is pretty funny lmao
>>680992231
yeah pretty legit, i'd go as far as 101 Keks anon
>>680990974
Moron
>>680989939
>>680985144
twice as cold isn't a concept in physics u plebs
https://youtu.be/IFyU1kYQmtk
>>680991899
Deus vult, remove faggot souls
>>680992736
what are you talking about?
you can and do have things that are "twice as cold" as other temperatures. If you consider that "cold" as always having less temperature than the previous reading this IS a valid physical measurement you fucking pleab.
of course I know your trolling, go ahead and call me autistic i'll beat ur fooking face in m8
>>680985024
annunaki confirmed
>>680983635
KEK <-- this one
KEK
KEK
KEK
>>680993059
So how cold is 0 degrees (for Fahrenheit and Celsius, respectively)?
>>680992736
assuming that we are talking about coldness as a measure of how not-hot something is, twice as cold would technically be half as hot relative to absolute zero so you would simply have to take the measurement in kelvin and divide by two.
TL;DR - twice as cold as 0 degrees Celsius is -136.575 degrees celsius
>>680987338
Hahaaa I love these. Post more
>>680987918
>>680986802
fuck this is some gay shit stop posting this garbage
>>680991669
smoko frodo
>>680993295
take the measurement from absolute zero instead of Fahrenheit or celsius
>>680993295
So yeah you hit the head on the nail, the original question didn't specify a unit. You can't really answer the question without knowning that.
I don't really care about the question though, my only point is that you can have a temperature X that is two times a "cold" as temperature Y. An easy example if 100 degree F is twice as cold as 200 degree's F. its simple math.
but anyway I came here to laugh.
>>680991055
The second post was op, was supposed to be right after original post but an anon beat him to the punch
>>680985024
looks like some attack on titan's shit
>>680986250
too dark, might as well be a nigger
https://youtu.be/pb2xCzW_5g8
>>680983635
fun fact
this guy died
>>680994346
that's not fun at all
>>680988261
FUCK YOU I LITERALLY JUST THREW MY LAPTOP ACROSS THE ROOM
>>680993580
>An easy example if 100 degree F is twice as cold as 200 degree's F.
Assume that the original question refers to 0 F. Using the same logic as your example, figure out tomorrow's temperature.
Not only is "twice as cold" a statement that relies on several factors aside from temperature (wind, humidity, overcast), your example is also flawed in its reliance on a poor choice of unit.
In a physical context, you wouldn't say "twice as cold". Instead, define a temperature T(2)=T(1)/2.
At least >>680993579 got the unit conversion right.
>>680994833
wut ?
>>680988972
newfag
>>680994844
the summerfags are here early, i see
>>680994833
kekking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHXaETQs9e4
>>680994833
l o s s
>>680984526
I paused my music for THIS shit?
Stop samefagging your post saying its funny you cancerous fuck.
>>680994917
I know agueing on line is pointless and I don't even know why i'm doing this but.
my example is perfectly valid, the units don't matter as long as you keep them the same.
my example also works (perfectly valid) with your little gay equation to:
T(1) = 200
T(2) = 100
therefore
100 = 200/2
there is nothing wrong with F as a unit, I would prefer Celsius but where i'm from uses F.
100 = 200/2 = T(2)= T(1)/2
>>680983509
>>680993733
I get that, but thats it? Is that the joke?
This shit has been happening since forever, are you guys new?
>>680993580
>I'm smarter than you, I know what I'm talking about
>degree's
Thanks for playing
>>680984526
Holy shit, that was good, especially that bit about transfats.
>>680995119
I laughed way too hard at this.
>>680995244
what even.
>>680994833
top zoz
>>680995735
>advertising your own videos this hard
>>680991521
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to modern feminism ('oppression') including special pronouns ('xe') for people, who feel neither male nor female or whatever.
>>680986250
did she bathe in mud?
>>680995730
not everyone speaks english as perfect as you you dense motherfucking murican. intellect doesnt mean speaking every language on this planet fluently
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS
"twice as cold"
It can only be "half as hot".
Cold does not exist. What we call "cold" is just the absence of heat.
And "half as hot" could only be accurately expressed in Kelvin.
0F would be 255K, so half of that would be 127.5K would be -233F which means everything on earth is dead.
>>680988261
I fell for this once when i first saw it, you really need to change the first frame of the gif or something because just from the thumbnail it's so easy to tell what it is.
>>680984694
>>680984803
I'm a Finn and lost so fucking hard. I almost understood the whole story because the writer of that post just used very rough translations.
This is what we call "rally english" in finland. It's and old meme about finnish people (originally rally drivers in the english interviews) sucking at pronouncing english words.
>>680994844
fuck off bck to ifunny you fucking 7 year old
>>680996285
ah ok makes sense! thanks anon
>>680995623
>my example also works (perfectly valid) with your little gay equation to:
Try converting 200 F and 100 F to K.
It should be blatantly obvious that the relation then isn't valid.
Why do you think that Fahrenheit is more suitable for this conversion than Kelvin?
>>680988063
no one does this kids just samefagging really hard
>Wrecking Ball
Listen, this joke always gets me in the right mood... what does an anon see when he looks at the mirror?
The hollow shell of a young man with crippling solitude and no future drifting away from society!
>>680996751
I never said F was better than Kelvin/Celsius. use whatever unit you want I don't care.
my only point was all tempurature units MUST BE THE SAME, if one is different you need to convert the other to the same unit and vice-versa.
I graduated college in 2009 with a CS degree, I think after 5 years of intense math and physics plus algorithm classes I might know what I'm talking about. plus I make more than you ever will.
have fun playing at your moms house today after you decide to get up and have some cereal.
>>680987266
Lost
>>680997026
The truth is real. At least i got a decent job so i can support my solitude and not be a burden on anyone until i die.
>>680997074
that seems like a terrible idea.
>>680996696
>other mike
damn, lost at the last part
>>680984522
Oh man that got me!
>>680985365
got me
>>680985365
Why did I lose to that?
>>680984000
got quite the kek
>>680996626
Roll
>>680996328
Perhaps if you can't speak the language you should refrain from intellectual debate in the language. I dont come to Eurabia and speak broken Arabic at you, do I?
>>680985062
lost
>>680993357
no, cold is relative. you need to measure the distance for humans' not cold, 25 degrees celsius. if that 0 is slso in celsius, twice as cold is - 25
>>680997880
allah ackbar! You just got yourself suicide bombed nigger
>>680988261
>no
>just fucking no
>>680997202
What are you even saying? Must be the same? You can use F, but you need to work from absolute zero. So if 100 is like 600 above abs 0 then twice as cold as 100 is -200.
>>680996447
You know you disproved your own point, right? If cold is the absense of heat then twice as cold is half as hot. If you're at 0 celcius then twice as cold is halfway to absolute zero from 0. -126 or something, i dont know the exact figure off the top of my head.
>>680984310
Kek
>>680998203
I"m to tired to argue with a 14 year old your not making sense why would you have to start at absolute zero? In fact if the start temp was absolute zero then there isn't an answer it asymptotically converges at absolute zero.
I know I just used some big words so you might want to take some time and let your head feel better.
>>680998045
So 25=>25 and 24=23 and -200=>can't get twice as cold
What about say 35? Does it become 45? The cold is -10, double that and get -20 cold so 45?
>>680985116
This kills the train
>>680998475
>>680998205
lol that's... god I hope that's shopped.
>>680983824
lost
>>680984526
I couldn't watch the whole thing.
This video belongs in one of those "oh god what have i done" meme threads
>>680989804
Just latin joke
>>680984694
lost
>>680996994
Lost
>>680998562
If you start at absolute 0 you get the same answer in every unit. If I say it will be twice as cold tomorrow it simply means there will be half as much heat. You don't need to ask "are you talking about Fahrenheit or Celsius?" Because it doesn't matter. You'll get the same answer in both.
It's the most logical. Twice as cold means half as much heat. You always do the same math.
If you divide the temp by 2 then if it's -40 today will twice as cold be -20? Are you saying divide by 2 for positive numbers and multiply by 2 for negative numbers?
>>680984362
>forget about Dre
fucking kids born in 2003 bitching about a funny as fuck joke about one of the best songs on one of the best rap albulms of all time, OF ALL TIME!
Your ad hominen arguments are shit, you bunch of niggers
Even if MOST of what comes out of 9fag is 100% cancer, come quality jokes can come out of it, as this faggot's post proves
>>680998486
let in the refugees they said
it will be ok they said
look what those motherfuckers have done
>>680988139
This.
>>680998989
wat
>>680987266
bullying status: solved
>>680987338
these are fucking legend ...erry tiem, I swear
>>680988348
GOOSE
O
O
S
E
Holy shit I love the Goose
>>680999009
ah ok, I see your point.
I wasn't the anon who made the equation up anyway. it would have to be a disjointed function
F(T) = {
T(2)/2 for T(1) >0
T2*2 for T(1) <0
}
something like that.
>>680995586
this.
>>680996815
Nigga got his ass handed to him by Keith "I'll punch your balls into oblivion because there are no rules specifically against it" Hackney
>>680999710
>runs away
'OH SORRY WRONG BATHROOM SORRY BYE"
>>680993295
Convert to kelvins dumbass
>>680995586
unlimited this
>>680994655
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME
>>680995119
>the search is over
>>680999823
DID YOU JUST LOOK AT MY WIFE?
>>680995119
holy shit. actual ylyl
>>680985016
Y tu un machupichu analfabeto
Fresh, accidental OC.
>>680999527
It's not logical because the difference between 1 and 2 is negligible. If today it is 2 degrees out and I'm like "damn it's cold today" and someone says "it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow" I'd expect it to be much colder. But it would be pretty much exactly the same.
Twice as cold doesn't make sense. But if you take it to mean half as hot, then simply take the amount of heat and divide it by two. Of course this is a huge loss of heat, since we normally deal with temperatures in a narrow range. Humans couldn't live if there was half as much heat. Even if it was 110F today, tomorrow would be so cold you'd die.
The only other answe I like was the guy who said we should make it relative to humans. Pick the temperature where you don't feel cold at all. Then twice as cold means you're getting twice as far away from that. This math also gives the same answer in all units. It's also more intuitive. If you feel slightly cold today you'll feel a little more cold tomorrow. If you're very cold today you'll be very very cold tomorrow.
>>680996994
i actually think the filling is the worse part of the oreo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
rite here bois
>>681000789
It's okay, nobody loves me either.
so much summer in here
>>680998267
>disproved your own point
No, you failed to comprehend my point. There's a difference.
>If cold is the absense of heat then twice as cold is half as hot
Not exactly.
There is no such thing as "cold". Heat exists, cold does not. If there is no such thing as "cold" there can be no such thing as "twice as much cold".
"Half as hot" is the closest real thing to the meaningless concept of "twice as cold". It's like saying "twice as slow" or "twice as dark". There is heat, but not cold. There is speed, but not slow. There is light, but not dark. We refer to cold and dark as vague concepts, but they're not real things that can be multiplied or divided mathematically.
>>680983824
this is an advertisement for a domestic violence awareness campaign
>>680985024
my sides imploded
>>680988261
That would work if it wasn't an ugly 90s clip art spider tbh
>>681001119
For about 3 years running now. It sucks pretty hard in here, sort of like OP.
>>680998708
I lost
>>680998629
>wildboyz
>>680987266
In all fairness it is good advice.
>>681000559
>arzt oder ingenieur?
master cs
>>680983824
10 cloverfield lane.gif
>>680983824
Lmao
>>680995757
back to 9gag, skinny hipster girl from the countryside
>>681001405
i came back from pol with high hopes.
>>681001148
cold means the difference between what we we perseave as normal and the temperature that we currently have
let's say we live in an area where the average temperature is 20° C than at 0°C it's 20° colder, so twice as cold would mean 40° colder, so -20°C
>>680996626
everything is a dildo if you are brave enough
>>680997609
> Botorious N.I.G.
> Smiggy Balls
top zoz
>>680998587
Are you a colossal self absorbed dumbass? Fahrenheit and Celsius, convert and double it. Dumb slut.
>>680997609
smiggy balls fucking got me good. what am I, fucking 12!?
>>680995714
It's a joke anon. That's what this thread is for.
>>680985116
The fuck
>>680998744
>> Latin
>>impliying we live between the clero
>>680983509
Lvl 99 Slug Queen
>>681002158
>the difference between what we we perseave as normal and
Ergo it is not quantifiable. It is an adjective, an abstract, not a real and quantifiable thing. People who live in Vladivostok and people who live in Miami have completely different definitions of "normal" so your attempt at a definition is meaningless.
worst ylyl ever
ifunny faggots everywhere
>>680998629
Nope. Steve-o and Chris Pontious(sp) actually did that on wildboyz
>>681002092
MAINE, i wanted April tickets not June
