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i'm looking for the webm in which a dude gets struck down by a falling tree
Let's get the animal rekt guy back in here.
>>680992344
here u go
>>680992457
yeah he was a good laughter
>>680991727
Why does it make me so horny when i see bitches get drunk? Rape culture?
Animal rekt guy was in the last one
whaaaat the actual fuck
>>680992581
He posted some good shit
>>680992592
no, because you know what comes after shes getting drunk :^) grabby grabby fucky fucky time
>>680992592
Instinctively, you know you can get what you want from someone who nearly can't fight back at all/won't remember
Rapes in our blood and it has fueled mankind since the dawn
We're all babies from rape. Thank you rape
>>680990887
how is this even possible? Just not giving a shit about it? how did he eat?
>>680993273
>>680992473
any more cat attacks?
im sure she cut that bitch good
tot deserved it
>>680993476
>>680992473
>messing with cats
Cunt got what she deserved.
>>680993273
fuckin asians
look how cute that frog is tho. goddamit
>>680993448
it was probably an infection, they still use maggots to eat dead/infected tissue
>>680992495
thx m
>>680993364
HOLY SHIT MORE LIKE THIS PLS.
>>680993687
story?
>>680993550
ty, had seen that 1 already
deserved too
>>680990887
they put faggots in to eat the dead tissue
>>680993837
Mustard gas
>Come to a rekt thread for laughs at idiots doing dumb shit
>Constantly have to wade through animal cruelty posts by sick faggots
>>680993837
man was captcher by isis an get hed cut offf
>>680993960
What do you mean good anon?
>>680993364
>
it hurts to watch
>>680993132
But why the fuck?
>>680993960
Gore is gore. What's the problem, VeganGains?
>>680993132
>>680994111
Right? I just heat up a needle and poke the shit out of it.
>>680994103
Does it kind of turn you on that the guy looks helpless to it though?
>>680992473
>attacking something 30 times bigger than you
cats are rad
>>680994111
maybe to get rid of the black spot on the nail
>>680994205
This isn't a gore thread.
>>680992973
and thats exactly what rapeculture is u pedo
>>680993252
Kekd
>>680992834
they do that, they are rodents . . .
>>680994103
thats fake as fuck
>>680990887
That's it.
I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>680993596
Nerve gas huh?
>>680993221
That must smell putrid
>>680992906
fake and gay
>>680994514
a nervious gas
dump to bump
>>680994111
Dunno /b/ro. Nice trips tho
>>680990887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4oufdIOMc
>>680992495
>prometheus in a nutshell
>>680994451
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>680993630
Fucking Europeans.
Look at dad pigeeh lol (i ate it rofl)
If you hurt an animal that is significantly smaller and weaker than you then you are a pathetic loser. Try hurting a fucking tiger or lion and see how it rips your little bitch face off.
>>680993273
RIP Pepe
>>680993448
Maggot Therapy. Maggots eat dead and diseased flesh while leaving healthy tissue untouched. They also secrete a sterilizing saliva.
>>680994451
moar?
#PussyRiot
>>680993221
fake- why would they stick explosives on it>
>>680992834
The rumours are true about grey squirrels eating other animals. If given the opportunity, this species will eat insects of all sizes, young birds, bird eggs, and amphibians like frogs and toads. In a more gruesome diet choice, grey squirrels have been seen eating their own kind, meaning they are cannibalistic.
>>680993960
>comes to rekt thread
>gets mad when people post reks
Kek
>>680993273
No! Not /R9K/.
>>680995337
Cuz itz funee
>>680994509
And our daily pasta has arrived
>>680994435
And where's the difference?
>>680995337
it exploded because of gas built-up
>inb4 i got baited
>>680994987
Triggered!
>>680994868
>>680993810
he's just cleaning it. is already dead
>>680994446
Keked that pussy got wrecked
>>680994868
i made big cums
>>680994977
>>680995603
wus tis?
>>680992473
Man I love shooting 'feral' cats
Fucking nigger tier pet that people just let roam freely
>>680995603
i would eat that
human or not, i don't care
>>680995817
Hanible lecture making humam for dinner. Or so I thinks
>>680994111 >>680994291>>680994829
It is to relieve the pressure of the bleeding. That pressure can be painful. I've done that many times with a thin nail or needle.
cats rekting humans vs humans rekting animals, pick ur side...
>>680994868
funny that this made me cringe more than anything else in a long time
>>680995817
Hannibal
>>680993942
>they put faggots in to eat the dead tissue
No, that is 4chan that does that, the medics use maggots
>>680995603
>>680996004
>lecture
an hero
do it now
>>680995931
>le eggy
>>680996109
>>680996257
Was that your cat?
>>680994509
>enters REKT thread
>complains about dead bodies
thats real life u fucking pussy
>>680994514
Nah, it was the dad who was embarrased at his son because he did nothing but play vidya all day. He got him a gun and told him that he should choose to either kill himself or stop dishonouring his father by becoming someone productive, thinking he'd choose the latter.
What a fag.
>>680994442
You could've been somone, but you decided to be a faggot.
>>680992473
anti-gravity powers confirmed
Wait for it...
>>680992473
Poetic justice
>>680996478
>Falling for pasta
Oh sweetie.
>>680996353
>tfw no crazy neighborhood dumpster guy to feed kittens to
>>680992834
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>680996732
falling for pasta? sry im newfag
>>680992495
Every time someone post that fucking webm, i'm on a cellphone and it doesn't load, god you evil bastard
>>680996770
ikr? :(
>>680990887
>>680996660
>some lady trying to shoo a feral cat from her house
>it attacks her
>justice
Cat people are niggers if they let their cats roam freely.
I hunt them regularly because I like my song birds and toads and lizards better
>>680994451
I hate stupid fucks who don't know how to cut heads. This applies to everybody, from idiots who execute other idiots or faggots that decapitate animals.
How much of a newfag you have to be not to know how to properly cut a head, for fuck's sake.
>>680995878
>let couple hundred cats run around
>or
>let hundred thousand rats and mice run around
>eurocucks and amerifags failing to learn the right choice even after nearly being wiped out a couple times
>mfw
>>680993687
fucking rekt!
>>680997252
Why do you think we had cats on our ships to colonise your ass dumb nigger.
>>680993273
It's long overdue to finish the job we started with Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Asian culture is too fucked up to continue to exist.
>>680993810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYYfFBk5J4
>>680993550
Yes! Fucking justice. I hope she's a quadriplegic for the rest of her worthless existence.
>>680997218
This isn't working, I know you're upset about the cat. Why would you care about cutting heads in a fucking rekt thread. The worse the better.
I give your act 1/10. Gtf out normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>680995878
>>680996283
>edgy af
>>680997625
literally the point he was making, dumb ass.
>>680996353
Probably one of the most legit crazy people ever.
>>680994928
kek
>>680994111
Probably to drain blood from a smashed fingernail
>>680994754
>2016
>wasting bullets
>>680997777
nice quads
>>680997934
justice
>>680997003
That's a really slav webm.
>>680997977
What game is this?
>>680995603
Someone sounds bitter because no on in his backward, third-world shithole can afford to eat like this. Right, Eurotrash?
>>680997003
What kind of hazing ritual is this?
>>680994451
But why?
>>680997942
>thinking this is edgy
Now THAT'S edgy
>>680997934
I don't care about the cat. I care about the proper technique to cut heads.
I know you're the kind of faggot who thinks you can cut straight through bone with a knife.
>>680997214
do you eat them too that would be fedora-tier edge,
plus that pic is from google images
>>680998285
do you not realize that some people get an addrenall or even sexual gratification out of torturing small animals?
>>680998408
russia
>>680998365
bf4
>>680996353
this is why he lives inside a wall
>>680998282
>>680997252
Feral cats have a huge impact on the natural ecosystems they are introduced into.
They are considered super predators and adapt to almost anything, they have almost completely wiped out a few species here in Australia.
>>680998609
Yeah and it's pathetic. They've got no balls.
At least those faggots that enjoy female domination have to find an actual human to get off.
These losers can't even do that.
>>680993132
That is literally the worst way to fix it red hot needle fo life nigga.
>>680997977
what game is this
>>680998433
pic of you
>>680990887
thank you anon. iv been working with normies all day
>>680998798
"Don't fuck with Benny the Cop"
>>680997189
why are Americans always so violent and angry in everything they do?
>>680993273
What do you expect from a culture that likes weird rape and pedophilia.
>>680993454
wow what an asshole
>>680993630
Its a fucking frog..
>>680998935
Why is his face too small for his face?
>>680997252
I'd rather have venomous snakes than feral fucking cats you retard
At least snakes are bros
>>680999060
Speaking as an American here, I hate myself and everyone in the world. That's why, you stupid faggot.
>>680998396
You probably think that's real funny huh? Well let me tell you, IT'S NOT. It's the type of nonsense we've come to expect around here and I for one am tired of it. It's sad that this passes as humor. I remember a time when posts had integrity and users had class.
Just so you know, I joined 4chan in 2009 (that's right, I've been here a while) I have participated in well over 10,000 unique threads. That's not even counting the thousands of threads that I have personally started. I've been a pillar of this community for years and I've found that people here find me to be hilarious. I've had over 3,500 LOL replies in the last year alone! I've started countless YLYL threads that all go to the max posting limit! So when I say I'm funny I back it up with evidence. You probably don't understand what it takes to be funny, real LMAO funny. It takes more than a couple of dirty words and some cheap wit. It takes dedication and a reverance for the art of comedy. I won't bore you with the specifics but there are plenty of books on the internet you can read. I'd suggest comedy for dummies, jokes for dummies, punchlines for dummies, and, when you are ready, advanced punchlines for dummies. I know you probably think I'm joking but this is serious. You need work.
I don't say this out of malice. I'm just trying to make you a better (and funnier :) poster so that we can all enjoy a lighter more friendly atmosphere. You'll make more friends, be more popular, and all in all you'll be a better person. You can thank me later.
I hope you take my words of advice seriously and think this over. Have a good day anon and remember I believe in you!
>>680993550
Someone need to learn how to hold a camera.
>>680999060
Their overabundance of freedom causes a lack of restraint
>>680991727
sauce on this bish drinking?
>>680999356
Why? It was perfect in my opinion.
>>680999326
2 obvious faggot
>>680999242
yes.
>>680998807
good, fuck australia
MORE GORE AND REKT LESS CRY THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>680999675
Fuck off cunt.
>>680993364
back in the day we used to call that vid 2 kids in the sandbox, no shit.
>>680998807
Here's hoping they find a way to wipe out Australians.
Out of all "1st world, white" countries, Australia has got to be the most embarrassing.
>>680996989
Ifag detected
>>680997214
>Cat people are niggers if they let their cats roam freely.
>I hunt them regularly because I like my song birds and toads and lizards better
I had a neighbour that was a cat hater. Once I looked through the kitchen window and saw him kicking my cat. When she came home she had bruises and shit and I had to take her to the vet. Was not funny for little kitty.
After that I went full revenge: At first I poisoned his dog (was a horrible dying and his younger daughter suffered really hard when her beloved pet was gone). Then I hacked in to his wifi and computer and stored some underage porn on his hard drive. He got partyvanned (don't ask me how they found out *evil grin*) and his daughters had to spend some time in custody. His wife divorced him and went black cock mode.
The cat is doing well, thanks.
>>680995679
Fuck off Carlos you fucking spic.
>>680993364
More urethral insertions PLEASEEE.
>>680999972
u go fam
>>680997917
better
>>680997977
ps1?
>>680999972
this is not a cringe thread
>le evil grin
>>680993810
i wanna do this to a human. or atleast a nigger
>>681000181
>>I debased myself by wearing women's clothing for her
>>Why does she not have sex with me?
3 days later
>>She fucked the guy with confidence, the one who actually has a backbone.
>>girls don't like nice guys
>>friendzoned again
>>680993273
Frog: fucking asians
>>680999930
I'm not sure what people expected when they build an entire country out of convicts but it's not that bad.
Realistically we should have a lot more going for us at this point. I would like to see the day Australia becomes something more than just an oddity for the rest of the world.
>>680995817
>>680999972
>catfag tears
lel
also
>*evil grin*
nice bait
>>680992495
ha. i was just cutting down some trees earlier.
>>680991727
sauce on that?
>>680991727
sauce pls
>>680993550
Fuck
>>680995878
>truckloadofpussy.jpg
>>680995679
when Trump wins, i hope he deports your sorry ass first.
hey guys, you wanna send some faggot on facebook some dickpics and animal gore?
>>680999999 nice number. who got it?
>>680992834
What abuser drove her eat her babbeh?
>>680996885
-LVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
>>681001172
the cis scum
>>680993476
Maybe someone can post the webm of this.
>>681001172
animals sometimes just eat their babys, thats not uncommon
>>681001216
What even happened here?
>>680992834
Boy,Alvin the chipmunk went nuts. well not on nuts, but on fetuses. (no pun intended)
ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
>>680993454
kinda like a minor inconvenience for that guy
>>681001450
Girl mauled by pitbull
Hope they just put her out of her misery
>>681001216
how can that happen?? i dont get it
>>681001450
i have no idea
i guess something ripped his face off, mayebe a dog. idk
story?
is there a version where she opens her mouth or growls or anything?
>>681001450
she was wearing string sausages around her neck and a dog attacked her
>>681001450
>france
>living in a block with niggers and pitbulls
>sleep
>wake up without face
>>681001216
Story?
>>681001661
actually, thats a dude
>>680992834
vegetarian my ass
>>681001670
Tug´s Life
>>681001822
hard to tell, with those feminine hands and the lack of a face
>>680993221
I heard whales have joined the ISIS too
>>680997777
At least they have a culture you americunt.
What have you got?
Apart from niggers, school shootings and failing at warfare.
>>680993810
>he shit his life out
Top kek
>>681001141
>>681001982
tumblr feminists have joined ISIS?!
>>680997777
>>681001172
Females stop ovulating after they have kids. So the males of some species kill kids to make the female start ovulating again. Normally, he doesn't stay at the same place for long (he fucks a female and then moves on, looking for more females to impregnate), so he is not at risk of killing his own kids.
He has no way of detecting which are his, and which are his rivals'. So he just kills all kids he sees (instinctually).
I don't know if this applies to squirrels. It's true for some species at least.
>>680993596
can somebody explane this shit!?
>>680996192
>not playing along with the delicious psychosis
of /b/
>>680996478
>>681002451
bears are known to do this, along with most big cats. dunno of any others off the top of my head.
>>681002451
i once tried that, didn't work
still a virgin
>>680993960
This would be made better by starting a /rekt/ board, then you could have separate threads
>>681002456
hhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooollllyyyyyyyy
fuckkkkkkkkking
ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhitttttttt
>>681002456
what happend there?
>>681002456
sleep tight lil pooper
>>681002767
she died in her sleep
>>681002101
He's got quads you fucking idiot.
>>680995283
cats are fucking badass
>>680991727
>mixing coke and jaegar
wtf is wrong with her?!
>>680992495
>running under the 'THIS IS WHERE IT'S GONNA FALL' line
He deserved it and was so luck that the tree was dead and rotting. He probably wasn't even hurt that bad.
>>681002767
girl had some kind of tumor that was terminal. she died in her home instead of in a hospital.
the vid is her parents removing her body.
have a nice day.
>>681002521
act like man or you might as well kill yourself
*blam*
something like that
>>681002981
just asian lol
>>680996215
- "r u ok man?"
- "ye it's cool"
>>680994509
No worries m8, shes still alive
>>681002456
>dat rigor mortis
Fresh
>>681001216
Did they get high on angle dust or pcp and cut their own face off? This doesn't look like and animal attack.
>>680995878
look at this faggot, hes so strong and tall and good at math, he can almost fight an adult cat
>>681003463
i made a new one, lets go
>>680995878
I don't know where that is but there are 3 feral cats around my house. But people get mad when a dog pee's on their lawn.
>>680997777
ooohhhh shit. quads dont lie
>>680998285
ISIS are worse than animals.
>>681002456
God,....how awful for them.
>>681003030
i have seen soe brutal shit here,
but this is depressing
>>681003677
>dog pee's
Reddit Mods bans animal rekt vids cause they cry.
Just fyi. This never happened before.
Off to 8ch. Weeeeeeee
>>681002456
dat ass tho
>>681004285
your sick bro
>>681003973
>he just keeps on going
Some dogs just want to watch the world burn.
>>680995283
cats can fuck shit up. its the whole dex>str
>>680994446
that's a horse you fuckin idiot
>>681003973
What the hell? Weird fucker.
>>681004455
having retractable hooks on your fingers also helps
>>681000001
wew lad you just missed my septuplet get
>>680996215
>>look ma! i'm the predator!
>>680993550
what a silly little bitch. enjoy your broken neck
>>680998746
14 keks
>>680991727
I can't stand people that get this fucking drunk to the point where they are annoying.
>>681002521
>Dad tells son he is a pussy faggot for wanting to end his life
>Gives him a gun because he's just a pussy faggot making shit up
>Son is a beta faggot but he's no pussy
>Pulls the trigger
>Dad thinks he pull the trigger just to scare him
>Goes to give him the backhand of good parenting
>He falls over
>Realisation kicks in
>Mother flaps around like a turned over tortoise
>Father performances the traditional Asian dance of sorrow
>Video is posted online
>Few months later I'm masturbating to it
>>680999972
lost hard
>>681001216
that will leave a mark
>>680998285
structure tanking
>>681002543
Nice thumbnail you fucking faggot
>>681001216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
>>681002456
anyone can explain this?
>>680994987
>>681006872
explain what?
she is dead
>>680996116
cringe how
>>681006872
>Daughter dying
>Think was cancer (Im not sure)
>Doctor says "She fucked"
>Went home for last time
>Died sleeping
This is getting common in rekt threds, seen it many times
>>681003030
You're lying. It was nerve gas.
>>681004355
and you should be on 9gag
>>680990887
Why you don't eat dirty pussy.
>>681001492
Well it did look like it was eating that babies nuts though.I know it was digging into its butthole
>>680994237
No because the burning sensation outweighs the relief. Pin vice or gtfo.
>>681002488
This is my fetish. I need the full video.
>>681005091
>enjoy your broken neck
>imblyign
toddlers are made of jelly
>>680997902
>blaming a fuckin kid instead of the fatass piece of shit mother who didn't teach her daughter that animals are not toys
Kill yourself faggot
> NEW
>>>/b/rekt
THREAD
>>681003463
> CONTINUED
>>681003463
HERE
>>681003463
> NEW
>>>/b/rekt
THREAD
>>>/b/rekt
> CONTINUED
>>681003463
HERE
>>681003463
>>681003677
Dog pee fucks up lawns, especially decorative plants
Bin those cats though, one morning you'll wake and and see dozens of diseased, foul smelling inbred animals shitting up the place
>>680994446
thats a stoat hugging a wallaby, fuckface
>>681002437
Well deserved. Fuck people who fight bulls for sport.
>>680992473
Hope they shot that fucking cat after sticking a pole up its ass
>>680991727
MORE LIKE THIS PLS
>>680996116
fag
