This nigger bird is noisy af, constantly screaming outside my windows, and disturbing the peace. How do i get rid of this piece of shit? Anything goes
>>769012787
Just feed it and give it s nice place to stay. Then sooner or later the bird will want to live in your house, and resent you for being a racist, and burn down its free home, and move to a better neighborhood
Feed it
Ghetto Blues my friend.
Lay glue traps down for it the kind they use on rats. Just stick some seeds on it
>>769012787
Make a slingshot and shoot it, or buy a bow.
>>769012787
Shoot the fucker.
>>769012787
just plop your fat american ass down on it
Depends, I tried mirrors, wind chimes and even bought a nerf gun (Auzfag so nothing better) but these fuckers don't go away. Although in the last three months they stopped coming to my house and just fucked with one of my neighbors.
This works for ants. Might give you some ideas
>>769013774
You can't shoot it cause black lives matter now
>>769013741
I think I saw that on a Roadrunner episode.
>>769013896
>can't do better then a nerf gun
Are you retarded? I'm in aus as well and know you can do a lot better then just a kids toy.
have sex with it
>>769014086
Nigga, fuck your shit. I don't care you're a racist shit, no need to take it out on the poor birb.
>>769012787
White people problems
>>769012787
Just fuck off and put headphones on. Are you literally 12 years old. It's a fucking bird.
>>769014260
So they don't matter?
>>769012787
Shoot it pussy. You fucking kidding?
>>769014260
>birb
Herp derp
>>769014027
Woah that was hilarious hahaha
>>769014362
BLM - Birb lives matter
>>769014538
Kek, so I've hirb
>>769012787
Obviously a God dn BB gun, you idiot
>>769012787
Close you fucking widows and run your AC you cheap ass bastard
>>769012787
Put a shallow pan of water outside and it will drown itself in it.
Can't understand why the bird won't go away!
Hire a pelican. They're white and know how to get the job done!
>>769015187
>After a life of hard work finally have all the bread yet I still feel empty inside
>>769015292
That pelican is obviously benefiting from his enormous white privledge.
>>769015307
>>and birds and goldfish are my new best friends
>>769015292
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck fuckin cannibal
>>769015425
He didn't eat another pelican n00b
>>769015394
Just privalaged to be working, and providing a valuable service
>>769015425
They descended from dinosoars. What did you think birds eat?
>>769015615
>What did you think birds eat?
Like, bread, and stuff...
>>769015498
Well the black birds can't find a job its not their fault they have to beg on the street for scraps
>>769012787
Pellet gun
>>769014321
>>769014752
I rather eliminate the noise source than to walk around indoors with headphones all day like a fucking autist or seal off the house like a fucking mummy
>>769013774
>>769014405
>>769014669
No guns allowed because Europoor. Also, i can't really aim at them since they're well hidden in a thicc ass tree
>>769014317
I'm as brown af desu
I'll try the wine-soaked bread trick. Gonna keep you faggots posted
>>769015650
I once baited s trap with chicken, and caught sparrows. Birds are omnivores. They will eat anything
>>769015615
Evolution hahahahahhaha
>>769015650
Bread........ fuckin bread? Where is the bread tree then sir
>>769015846
>>breaded chicken nuggets
>>769015846
Check mate athetists
>>769015961
Stop he will think your serious
>>769015846
>>Breadfruit is a species of flowering tree in the mulberry and jackfruit family originating in the South Pacific.
>>769016046
Yeah only 2000000000000000 more years to go
Idiots
>>769016047
>>don't encourage him
You're right. Thanks for reeling me back
>>769016087
Your making it worse
>>769016175
I know, but it's legit. I don't think birds eat it though.
leave poisoned bread where it normally lands
>>769016361
Y'all are going to get some 5yr killed hahaha
>>769016448
So?
>>769016448
what 5 yr Olds wander properties searching window sills and eating the poison bread placed there?
>>769016519
Long as he's black idc
>>769016578
Ah, but it doesn't know it's poisoned
>>769012787
I have one that comes back every year for 3-4 months, it's been returning for 5 years. Annoying as fuck, it sounds like a fucking car alarm and only ever does the same repetitive 'song'. On a scale it's 10 times louder than any of the other birds, seriously want to kill it for my own sanity.
>>769016361
>leave poisoned bread where it normally lands
That way more birds can come and eat the ants that got fattened up on all that bread
kys and u won't hear bird
>>769014317
we live in the suburbs where we expect quiet and peace "outside of dogs barking", I've also lived in the city and had to move after a year cause it's always constantly fucking loud no matter the time. You're used to it we aren't.
>>769016808
>suburbs
I thought that was just a myth?
>>769014321
some people can be so annoyed by repetitive sounds that it drives them up the wall, then there's others that will sit their ignoring their dog licking it's nuts for hours on end and not even notice it.
>>769016851
that white people live in suburbs?
>>769016976
The mere existence of suburbs
>>769016652
Sounds like a great opportunity to start a pest control business. All you need is a slingshot and a car
>>769015770
depends on the distant, I have alot of trees around my house and TONS of birds, only one drives me nuts, it's louder by far than the others but picking it out and shooting a bird at 100 to 300 yards with a BB gun could be extremely difficult
Pussy cat
>>769017048
good point, well it was suburbs when I was a kid this area now is more like a glorified strip of stores, concrete and it's over populated now.
>>769017132
most people don't consider birds as pest, especially white people
>>769012787
Offer it a job
>>769017173
Sounds like a great opportunity to start a tree removal service.
This is why you don't have a space program!
>>769017340
So you feel you are the only person that would like this nuisance to end?
If so, then yeah, no business could be sustained
>>769017402
>don't have a space program
i'm murican
>>769017279
Sometimes I wish I could build a house out somewhere in the nature away from all this noise, and commotion, etc., But I'm too used to modern commodities to do that.
>>769017509
Point still stands. NASA is but a shadow of what it used to be.
>>769017509
Then get rid of the trees or move away from trees ya fuckin' moron
>>769017491
yeah honestly, all my neighbors also have dogs, in total in my immediate vicinity there's 10 dogs surrounding us who bark all fucking day and it doesn't seem to bother any of them. I however just had to put my 14 year old dog down which I wouldn't let bark for longer than 1minute when he was outside. There's no common decency anymore.
>>769017669
easier said than done when you have a mortgage, it's only one bird the rest of the birds don't bother me at all. Besides name me one place I could move without some type of noise pollution, keep in mind I also hate the sound of close by crickets.
>>769017723
>There's no common decency anymore.
Say the guy looking for decency on 4chan
>>769017602
very true but muh space X
>>769012787
Play predatory animal sounds like a hawk, watch that nigga fly away.
>>769017913
lol nah I don't come here for decency, rather the opposite. Luckily 4chan isn't a house in my neighborhood though.
>>769017854
>Noise pollution
Is mainly caused by human activities and I can guarantee you other animals hates it as much as if not even more than you do. Did you know that birds in cities are about 30% louder in order to try and get over the noise pollution.
>>769017998
yeah people are fucking loud and their pets and kids are even louder
>birds in cities are about 30% louder
glad i don't live in one
>>769017854
I see, then I would just get really good windows and doors. Do some soundproofing maybe make a soundproof sanctuary in the basement. Because you will be annoyed by sound anywhere you live, so you may as well improve the place where your mortgage is.
>>769017998
this bird is just one very loud motherfucker, I sometimes wonder if it ever gets laid, does being louder get it more bird snatch?
>>769013309
fpbp
>>769012787
Tie a rope around the tree it chirps on and let it chirp away happily as you fucking hang yourself faggot.
Bird > your life
Put a statue of an owl on window ledge
>>769017987
>4chan isn't a house in my neighborhood though.
Yup
>>769018093
tried many things cause I honestly won't kill it even though I think about it alot, for now I just use very thick headphones until I can afford some type of elaborate sound proofing for one room, shit expensive, well the stuff that they use in studios that actually works
>>769017998
the birds can fuck off and live somewhere else if the city is to loud for them
>>769018260
why do marines like chihuahuas, either that or pitbulls, seems very common
>>769018168
>does being louder get it more bird snatch?
Probably. Black birds do it to mark their territory, and more territory more bishes. Some birds like lyrebirds learn as much different calls as possible, and the more calls it learns the more attractive he will be to the females. Most singing birds to this, for very important reasons. This coupled with the fact that noise pollution drowns out their singing their are forced to be even louder.
>>769018336
Birds are our friends
>>769018417
then they should do this instead and shut up
>>769017822
Just as good or better than Hitchcock
>>769012787
Thats a variant of starling called a Myna
they have a nest at my neighbours house. i like them though, they walk funny and only start bitching when it rains.
>>769018278
Yeah, it would be an investment in you sanity and improve your ability to enjoy your property. Hard to put a cost limit on that. Just do it slowly and it won't seem like such a huge investment. Plus you will be improving your situation as you progress with your project. This will motivate you, and keep you happy and sane.
>>769012787
that's an Indian Myna bird
Retard
>>769018676
solid advice
>>769017913
it does exist here =P
>>769018173
>Tie a rope around the tree it chirps on and let it chirp away happily as you
Crank a whinch bending the tree back. Then cut the rope, catapulting the noisy fucker into the next county.
>>769018796
lol
>>769018384
IDK, why?
>>769012787
dude those are curriefag indian myna bird
feral pest in Aus
>council will have traps you can borrow to get rid of them
>>769018558
As in most species it's actually the females that decide what is attractive. In the singing birds it's, surprisingly, singing. In some other birds it's fancy plumage. Poor guy is just trying to get some, as we all are.
>>769014317
Nigger detected
>>769018585
Thanks, I will check it out, as I've never heard of that one
>>769018840
cause they work well doubling as a football? GO LONG!
>>769018558
some dude sat in a hot jungle, inside an even hotter camouflaged tent for several weeks (9-12hr days) to get that footage
>>769018925
>Nigger detected
As I gayz into the mirror
>>769019101
Worth it.
>>769018961
Well at least they're not eating them
>>769017723
This. What kind of subhuman animal tolerate his dog barking more than a minute, not to mention multiple times during the night? I love my dog to death, but if starts barking like this (which he never does because good doggo) i'll throw my boots in his face
>>769018558
OP's birb is a Indian
they never shut up
>>769018645
>>769018728
Literally wgaf what its called? I want it DEAD
>>769019406
On the plus side at least it can help you with your computer issues.
>>769019399
dubs of truth
>>769012787
Ok just make whatever kind of bird that is into a delicacy. The demand will rise for this rare delicacy, and people will come from far and wide to pay you to hunt this bird on your property.
Results = noisy bird becomes extinct. You make a fuk-ton - o- money.
>>769019406
>OP's birb
>>769019504
yeah let me just take over your desktop and fix your issues, ok now I'm going to uninstall malwarebytes and install mcafee. that will be 2 thousand dollar
>>769019406
I guess that's why the call it the birbs.
>>769019648
It's fine they're only Australia dollars.
