What should I do with my dick?
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What should I do with my dick?
>>769003551
Nothing? Now that’s boring
>>769003551
How about you stroke it until there is Precum and show us
cut it off and eat it
>>769004222
Moist
>>769004238
Maybe later
>>769004288
Nice. Now start stroking it faster and edge for a little
Shove something as deep as you can in your peehole until it hurts
>>769004665
I'd suggest something at least 6 - 8mm diameter and 12 - 14" long
You should bottom out on your prostate.
>>769003551
Ram it down my throat
>>769004829
Cringing but my penis is getting erect.
Cut off your dick
Dude, clean your nasty nails.
>>769004829
I used the stylus of my wii u
>>769005050
6mm should be fine. 8mm is going to sting, also don't go really thin or you'll increase chances of tearing shit. Try to find something that is a snug fit.
Pencils are about 8mm thick. If that don't fit find something thinner.
Use lube.
>>769005377
Ive used the soft metal end of a thermometer before. It was a small diameter to open my dick slit but not stretch it. The instant shock would make me diamonds.
>>769005283
If you enjoyed it, get something like this.
Easy to keep clean and super smooth. Feels awesome.
>>769005768
What are these things called?
>>769005892
Urethral sound. you can buy kits to start stretching if you're into that.
>>769003551
You should post more pictures of it
>>769003551
send it to college, the only responsible thing to do
>>769003551
DRAW A SMILEY FACE ON IT <3
Hey, post shit OP!
>>769006759
this
>>769003551
Cut it off and eat it in a hot dog bun
>>769003551
Jack off and go to bed, you weirdo.
>>769006759
Smiley pls.
Is OP dead?
Sad. Could have been interesting thread. Someone else should take up the torch.
>>769007753
I second this motion.
>>769007963
Cmonn get a sharpie or a whiteboard pen n do a smiley but NOT on the tip or u ded
>>769008054
Yeeaaah, not me. But pictures garner attention.
>>769008054
>>769007210
>>769006840
>>769006759
What is wrong with you? Why so fixed on smileydicks?
>>769003551
put it in a veggie spririlizer
>>769008180
It's better than nothing anon-kun
>>769004665
I still want this
>>769008482
Not OP but would deliver if it would let me upload pic. Over 2mb limit and phone won't resize.
>>769007963
You should get it sucked, i wanted mine to be deep in a throat, but everything failed 2nite
>>769003551
are you still here op? you should tie your cock and balls up in bondage for us
>>769003551
FUCK FAGGOTS, IM A VATO EATING TACOS WITH MY HOMIE PACO! IM FUCKING JIM CARREY THO
https://soundcloud.com/user-654527299/5eyes
>>769009256
Well if you swing that way, you can borrow my throat
>>769003551
This is considerd small right? Looks like mine and im considerd small
>>769004665
come on op I've seen you do it before, here's some boobs
>>769008297
reroll
Not OP
Here's a smiley face yah fucks.
>>769009850
At least someone delivered. Godspeed anon
>>769009747
MODS MODS MOOODS
>>769009850
gif of you stroking
>>769010012
are you retarded? not underage
>>769010053
Fuck man, I had a hard enough time resizing the image. I'm not making gifs.
>>769010150
or just mp4, change extension to webm and tada
>>769003551
>heyy dumbs, go in shit, look at this!!!
>>769009850
no do the other request and shove something down your dick hole :-)
>>769003551
Fuck?
>>769005768
any quality vibrating sounds out there?
>>769010835
Never tried one, always use an external vibe on the sound
>>769010652
This work?
>>769004288
Clean your fucking fingernails you unwashed peasant. Get your fucking life together man.
>>769003551
>>769003551
Op my dick looks like urs, how big is it?
>>769011474
yeah, post pic already :-P
Workin on doing a 2fer stroke and insert
HOLY FUCK ANON GOES TO HOSPITAL BREAD INCOMING
Gifs are too large! Here's a pic of it inserted
>>769013815
AHH STOP
>>769013815
A true hero
Here's the gif fuckers. Fuck OP
>>769014921
Go forth with the blessings of the gods anon, for you are a true hero this day
>>769015417
I do what I can. Always so many fail posts.
Don't know if I can do requests but open to it I suppose since I'm here now.
not post a picture of it
>>769015585
Gif/vid of you stroking?
Stick a match in it just barely and then light it. See how long it takes you before you pussy out and knock the match out.
>>769016005
Don't have any matches but I'll see what I can do
>>769014921
you should cum for us
>>769014921
Try drawing a face as if the mouth was your urethra, and then gif again
>>769016576
Any luck?
>>769017843
May not have gone too well if its taken this long
>>769014921
Does it hurt?
Cum with it inside
>>769018742
Sometimes you just start doing weird things with your dick and the house burns down.
>>769017843
She burnt out. All I had.
>>769018763
You should take it out before you cum, it's not like you'll hurt yourself but it can him up the works over time.
They make hollow sounds if you want to keep them in or piss.
>>769018972
Good enough. Proud of you.
>>769018972
OP delivered, tis a good day.
>>769003551
get a needle and stick it in the hole.
You could tribute this
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