Last thread reached limit
Dubs decided what I text my drunk mom
Anything really gross has to be trips
>>681763167
>>681762946
I want to make you cum like no man has ever made you cum before
demand nudes now OP
>>681763167
I need to have sex with you right now!
mandatory
>Mom I'm horny and I've always fantasized about you and me fucking I was going to wait for you to get home but Im just too impatient send me your tits while I wait?
Hurry your shit up op
>>681763167
mom, dad and I have already talked about this and he agrees we should try it
Ask for a pic
>>681763374
this
im your new man mommy. now fuck me like its taco tuseday!
>>681763408
Rerol
Keep sending texts until she replies, faggot
>>681763470
Roll
Send the molested thing
post a pic of you mom OP
>>681763167
fuck me mom
>>681763167
Why don't you show me a pic of those beautiful
tits?
Or do you want me to offer my boypussy as sacrifice to dad's cock? The choice is yours,Mom, and the clock is ticking...
ask for nudes or you'll an hero
>>681763515
roll
Anal is god's gift to the mothers and sons of the world. It means we can make love and you won't get pregnant.
*your friends name* mom never said no to do anal with me
i want you to fuck my shit up mum, i want you to give me anal with a strap on.
>>681763544
win.rar
>>681763481
Reroll
I never get trips
>>681763544
Winrar
"You are wet, right?"
>>681763560
kek
>>681763531
Followed by "AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?"
>>681763167
She thought you were on drugs and is drove home drunk to care for you and crashed into a tree and died. You have killed your mother
>>681763553
roll
>>681763522
This. Dubs n all
I sucked your tits for years. Sex would not be any different.
>>681763560
Rolll
Jews did 9/11, jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Youd love my cum
>>681763560
Roll
>>681763564
roll
dad doesn't have to know...
>>681763572
rerolling
I tried it on myself, it feels good mom. And we won't make a baby.
>>681763668
>681763668
roll
>>681763701
Roll
>>681763582
rollin
>>681763408
Roll for this
>>681763553
Roll
Send dick pic
Send a pic of ur diock
>>681763167
I came out of you, now I want to come in you, front door or back door, whatever works.
>>681763560
Rollin'.
Please mom I want you to sit on my face and make you cum
>>681763553
This.
Mom, my dick has already touched your vagina once, why not let it happen again?
>>681763828
Roll
Please mom my boy hood is trembling
Please say something, the anticipation is killing me!
>>681763815
roll
>>681763815
rollerino
>>681763820
This pls
lmao, aint no trips ever in this thread
Mom, in all seriousness, I am gay and have a boyfriend.
plot twist his mom is actually not drunk dun dun DUN
I'm sorry about everything, just send a nude so I can sleep knowing you'll be in my mind
>>681763868
This
>>681763408
Last Try
>>681763481
Rolling for this
>>681763167
mom im sorry im drunk and high but come on
that ass is fat
send dick pic to your mom, seal the deal anon
I took a shit in my hand, it was warm. That's where I got the idea for anal.
If you wont fuck me dad will
I know you probably remember me as a kid, the little boy you dropped off at school, but I am a man now. I want to prove it to you tonight, that I am no longer the little boy you tucked in a night. Just give me this one night to prove it to you, please.
>>681763815
THIS.
and hurry the fuck up
>>681763999
checkd
>>681763999
YES
Hey mom I took some bath salts please call the police they're wrecking my brain
>>681764000
witnessed
i need the reply in my life PLS
>>681764000
>>681763999
FUCK TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL
>>681763999
And there it is folks
>>681764000
Trips checked!!!
>>681764065
ROLL
>>681764000
winrar
Reroll
>>681763999
WINRAR
>>681764000
>>681763999
lmao, the gay one got there first.
>>681763999
There it is
Call her by name. Not mom. If you want any results.
In case of dubs: I want you as a woman, -name-
Trips: don't deny it makes you wet to you imagine me fucking you. I'll take a nice pic of your tits right now to warm up while you get here
SEND DICK PIC AS WELL
I put on some of your stockings, very nice ;)
Lots of times, I watch you sleep while I touch myself
>>681764000
>>681763999
EPIC WINRAR
Mom I'll tell dad about that time you sucked me off while he was at work and I was sick unless you send me a picture of your tits
>>681763999
WINRAR
>>681764142
Both count, fag
>>681764000
Take the 999 trips, or the 000 trips. flip a coin
>>681764000
WinraR
>>681763999
holy fuck
>>681764000
wat do
>>681764168
This
>>681764199
Checked and keked
>>681763999
>>681764000
DO BOTH, FAGGOT.
she's telling all her friends how she fucked up as a mother.
>>681764168
Roll for this btard
Send dick pic as well op
FUVKIN DO IT OP. WHERE R U
>>681764212
Yeah, but the statement remains. The gay one got there first, fag.
q
>>681764168
This
OP IS A COCK SUCKING FAGGOT
OP?
OP PLZ DELIVER
>double winrar
>OP remains a faggot
Dad doesn't satisfy me anymore, let's try something new
>>681764444
WASTED NIGGER FUCK
>>681764444
QUADSSSSSSSS
>>681764444
Nice
>>681764444
OP, QUADS DEMAND YOUR DELIVERY
>>681764444
What a fucking waste of quads...
>>681764444
CZECH'D
>>681764444
Quads, tell her to stick a sharpie in her pooper and think of you
>>681764444
fucking waste
>>681764444
KYS
OP just say if you're not gonna do it. We'll all think you're gay, sure, but don't leave us hanging.
>>681763999
WIN RAR
Op pls deliver
Op you a fucking faggote
Quads demand the return of the king "steward"
>>681764656
yay
Tell her you love her.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
Let me put a sharpie in your pooper
>>681764656
FGSFDS
>>681764656
Mom, why haven't you molested me?
>>681764656
You're fucked
>>681764656
Deliverer
>>681764656
FUCKING MADMAN
>>681764255
WINRAR DELIVER OP!
>>681764656
That's okay, mom. Dad has been cheating on you with me, anyways.
>>681764746
roll
>>681764656
FAKE AND GAY
>>681764656
>>681764656
op youre insane
>>681764656
Today marks the day that OP wasn't a faggot.
Please don't tell dad. This'll be our little secret.
Send dick pic, its already over
>>681764752
It's fake. No one talks to their mom like that.
Dad said you had a penis.
>>681764833
its fake dumbass. he used an iphone text genertator website
>>681764656
SHIT BOYYYYYYY
>you a real nigga bruh
>>681764656
It's just a prank bro! Hahahaha lol!
>>681764791
Keked and rollin for this
>>681763167
Op, prove it it real or its fake and gay
Holy shit mom was at the bar and some ass hole stole my phone, I just got it back and beat the shitter out of that nigger
>>681764917
Fuck off and believe in something you pathetic little cuck. Trump 2016
>>681764877
winrar
Get a pic or its fake
OP, you and your mothers relationship will never be the same again. Quit being a faggit and just send the dick pic. There's no turning back at this point
>>681764716
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>not voting TS
i wouldnt touch selena even if she offered my neckbeard ass, not after she was with beiber
Mom that was my friend sorry about that. Go to sleep.
Please don't tell dad! he told me only he can fuck me
>>681764791
Rolling for this
please be the mother of my child mom
>>681764880
such a wise piece of shit faggot
Send dick pic
>>681764656
Mom, I'm creating fake and gay threads on /b/, please abort me retrospectively
>>681765065
THIS
>>681764921
If you're a nigger, don't talk like that, you sound ignorant. If you're a cracker, don't be a nigger.
>>681765088
Winrar
>>681764917
>>681764880
I've used a lot of those. Never seen one with read receipts. As for using a fake contact, we just have to believe.
>>681764656
>
>>681765100
Winrar
Send a dick pic!
Mom, if you don't show me your tits I'll tell dad you cheated on him with me
Don't worry, mother, I'm just tugging on your tits. I have a handful of friends helping me decide on what to text you.
>>681765216
rolling for this
>>681765088
>>681765166
Don't do this one, OP. Just send a dick pic.
>>681765156
If you're on the internet and care, you're autistic
>>681765107
Roll
>>681765150
>>681765065
HOLY SHIT OP, JUST, DO IT!
I wan't you to give birth to my babies
>>681765266
WORTHY DUBS. Don't do that gay shit about your dad.
>>681765216
roll
>>681765350
this
>>681765289
You replied. You care too.
Send a dick pic already you fucking cuck
>>681765067
Glad faggots like you are just a loud minority.
>>681765156
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. pussy
>>681765373
He's right, plus i;ll confirm the dubs
>>681765142
Rollo
SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR ERECT DICK
Send your dick faggot. She's seen it before anyway.
>>681765492
roll
I want you to have my babies so I can have a little sister. Once she's old enough, i'll be with her so I can have my own grandchildren siblings.
Please mom, do it for me. Don't you love me?
>>681765453
Nigger
Do it op. You could fuck your mom. You'd be the luckiest man on earth.
>>681765533
roll
>>681765453
>baiting this hard
>>681765533
OH SHIT NIGGER
send penis picture, then demand tits
>>681765533
winrar
>>681765373
This, just send a dick pic
>>681765533
Rollerino for this
>>681765533
WINRAR! DELIVER OP!
Come suck me off nigger
>>681765533
plz
Send a dick pic
>>681765533
Dude no let's help op actually get with his mom this is just gonna creep her out. I want to see her reaction when he sends his cock
>>681765533
Double dubs
>>681765659
I will kill dad.
>>681765403
kekked and tekt
DICK PIC
>>681765659
You've already gone this far with it, send a dick pic
>>681765659
Dude i think this is pasta. But if not, gl fam. Pops is about to hit you with that primal alpha rage.
>>681765659
its fake
>>681765659
op, we got a winner winner nigger dinner over here>>681765533
send penis, anon, you're already in too deep
>>681765088
reroll
>>681765659
If he tries I'll suck his dick
>>681765659
DICK PIC OR DIE
>>681765533
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
send her a dick pic and say come suck my dick right now or I'll come make you suck it
>>681765659
LOL stopped going to church. Your mom really isn't feeling it is she? And I hope you lift op, because I'm sure your dad is going to come at ya
>>681765753
>>681765770
SEND PENIS
>>681765659
I would kill for you, my love
*insert picture of fat veiny cock*
>>681765800
This
Mom, I'm voting for trump nothing you can do will change my mind. I also want to fuck you. I have calaises on my penis case you never taught me to masterbate properly. I was doing it dry for years, no lotion, soap or spit. Every time I look down at my 4in Peter and the patches of dry skin that I tear open every night I think: why didn't mommy love me?
Send dick pic
>>681765757
but i want to believe
>>681765659
May God have mercy on your soul.
DICK PICK
>>681765757
How do you know
>>681765659
It'll be easier to fuck you with dad out of the picture when I kill him.
>>681765844
Only the second part. First part might get you arrested.
>>681765659
you busted yourself with the church thing OP fake af
>>681765818
Roll
>>681765844
weinar
>>681765803
everyone reply to dick pic lets go we need to do eettt
send dick pic and demand tit pics in return because its commonly courteous
>>681765800
Roll
>>681765659
Okay mom im gonna kms rn bye
>>681765899
SEND YOUR DICK, FAGGOT
Please relax, mom. I'm just extremely horny right now.
>>681765865
This
>>681765933
Winwar!!
SHOW HER THE DICK OP.
>>681765088
rolling for this
>>681763855
win
>>681765533
lets go
>>681765999
winrar holy shit trips
>>681765999
YES
>>681765999
YES
>>681765999
god tier - send
send her this
>>681765999
Trips of truth fampai, slang her that dick
>>681765999
yes
>>681765999
WINRAR
>>681765999
This!!
>>681765884
I award you no points.
>>681765999
oh shit nigga
Send pic of your dick
>>681763999
>>681763408
we got ourselves a winrar
>>681765999
"THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, MOM."
>>681765999
Yes
>>681765999
WINRAR
>>681765999
trips of truth
>>681765865
Still want this
>>681766139
Retard
>>681765999
rarely get trips.
wasted in a INCEST THREAD.
Going to kill myself after OP delivers
>>681763167
Test
Quick somebody make a new thread. Im assuming ops mom is chewing him out rn tho
I want you to give me the succ and then I want to fucc.
do it op show her your peepee
>>681765999
You gotta do it, nigger
>>681766217
so never? good. that's good.
>>681766285
Mom, I'm voting for trump nothing you can do will change my mind. I also want to fuck you. I have calaises on my penis case you never taught me to masterbate properly. I was doing it dry for years, no lotion, soap or spit. Every time I look down at my 4in Peter and the patches of dry skin that I tear open every night I think: why didn't mommy love me?
>>681766285
bruh
>>681766285
>>681765999
DO IT, FAGGOT
>>681766285
Omfg
>>681766285
MADMAN
>>681766285
Alpha as fuck
>>681766285
Rekt
>>681766285
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>681765533
Come on OP, let's do this
>>681765659
>ur dad is going to kick your ass
mother of the year award right here. Doesn't like what she hears so she uses threats of violence against her own son
>>681766285
>>681766051
>>681766285
Absolute madman
>>681766285
Dude what the fuck is happening
>>681766285
Top left. TFW. TFW DUPED
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE SCREENCAP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>681766285
Holy fucking... Say goodbye to the relationship with your parents.
>>681766285
shit
>>681766217
Keked, just thread it here so we can see, stream it live
>>681766285
OLOLOLOOLKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEK
>>681766285
Man if this is real, I'm willing to bail out on sleep tonight to see this through.
>>681766285
somebody screencap this please
>>681766285
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>681766285
Fucking rip anon but i think its fake cause it says tfw as his service provider idk
Mom, I really really need to be inside of you...
Guys I cant do this anymore I have to go to a friends house will post update tomorrow if possible fuck my life
Screencap this quick!!
Mom I know you want this cock get ur drunk ass over here
Thank you op i sleep now
>>681766399
DUBS DEMANDS A SCREENCAP
THE DAY WE CONVINCED ANON TO SEND DRUNK MOM A DICK PIC
>>681766285
i can die happy
>>681766470
Mom, I'm voting for trump nothing you can do will change my mind. I also want to fuck you. I have calaises on my penis case you never taught me to masterbate properly. I was doing it dry for years, no lotion, soap or spit. Every time I look down at my 4in Peter and the patches of dry skin that I tear open every night I think: why didn't mommy love me?
>>681766470
Bitched out fucking faggot
>>681766470
Your dad is going to live inside your asshole for the next 5 years.
>>681766470
fuck off
Don't worry mom, if dad is jelaous I'll give him the succ and also my boypussy.
Op you are crazy as fuck man
i hope you all know this is fake lol
>>681766470
You're fucked OP. Godspeed
>>681766470
At least post her response faggot
>>681766285
Fucking legend
What's for dinner?
>>681766470
gg dude, i hope you can fix this situation in any kinda way or time
>>681766450
thats a service you cuck
>>681766641
Stop praising him. Its fake and he's a sick man.
>>681766470
POST HER REPLY, QUEER
One more: mom, I love you. I need you to feel me inside of you. Please, just once. Just the tip
>>681766536
Probly kicked out kek
>>681766538
Actually kekd
Man I wish the 4chan archive was still around to save this shit for all eternity
Include me in the screenshot
>>681766285
"Let me penetrate those sugar walls mom, i'll promise to be better than dad"
>>681766528
This is the most retarded shit...don't ever post again.
>>681766285
G Zeus
OP, the legend of /b/
>>681766285
>>681766470
you are 300% fucked tomorrow get some prayers in
guys op is dead now hahaha
Anon was not a faggot today. Godspeed you gorgeous bastard.
Dad can be there if he wants i guess, I dont care. Whatever would make you comfortable. I just need you! Please mommy?
>>681766786
Mom, I'm voting for trump nothing you can do will change my mind. I also want to fuck you. I have calaises on my penis case you never taught me to masterbate properly. I was doing it dry for years, no lotion, soap or spit. Every time I look down at my 4in Peter and the patches of dry skin that I tear open every night I think: why didn't mommy love me?
>>681765607
Are you retarded?
>>681766725
Oh wow it's so big. Let me rub your cock with my sage tits and sucky sucky..:))
TFW is the carrier coder for AT&T straight talk BTW faggots
anyone screencapped?
>>681766285
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
The response?
>>681766285
Is that an original dick pic of op?
dumbass faggots
>>681766285
That is fucked
>>681766432
Same tbh
so anyway, whats for dinner (this should not need trips)
>>681766285
Fucking based
POST HER REPLY YOU IDIOT.
WILL PIC RELATED HAPPEN OR ALL MY KNOWLEDGE FROM PORN WAS WRONG.
also bless KEK for all trip, dubs and quads.
>>681766619
Faggots like you are annoying as fuck. Everyone acknowledges the possibility and arguably the probability of it being fake but we enjoy the idea of it regardless as humorous but soddish autistic faggots like you "FAKE U NO ITS FAKE RIGHT" you're like that fat virgin cynic who calls out the movie on all its bullshit WE KNOW WE'RE JUST BEING ENTERTAINED YOU FUCKING MONG
>>681766885
clever kek
>>681766963
fuckin knew it
>>681765156
I relish in my mastery of language, dialects, and vernacular.
Although I was not born here, and even though English was my third language, I can speak it more fluently and articulately than the majority of the American population. I've realized it is far easier to express emotion and resonate with young people through slang and casual diction. I assure you that I am not ignorant, and that I find great satisfaction in curling up with a good book or even studying for my final exams at my current institution of higher education. Nothing can stop me from spewing this tightwad grammatically-correct and unnecessarily verbose phrasing at you all day, but, likewise, nothing should stop you from being a judgmental fucktard who makes broad assumptions based on casual comments in an imageboard. This is /b/, not the Merriam-Webster forums. Please carry on, and please feel free to use a different Dwayne Johnson reaction picture in your next response.
>I'm going to make more money than you.
>SHIIIIIEEEEET BOYYYYYYY IDGAF
>>681766963
Now you'll tell us you were only acting retarded.
>>681766963
called it :)
but i did stick around... so you still win
>>681766963
Doesn't even look the same format as OP. Nice try though
>>681766963
Not the same phone, fag
>>681766963
I KEKED
>>681766707
How can you tell that this is fake?
>>681766963
> everyone saw this coming
Wow op, shockingly good bait
Faggot
>>681766963
I WANTED TO BELIEVE
>>681766963
>4:02am
>8:32am
>>681766470
OP u magnificent faggot. I will pray 4 u
>>681766963
is now charged and no alarm set................ hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>681766963
I love you anon. Terrible new ass faggots turning this board to cancer. Thank you so much. Please, this shit needs to happen more.
>>681766963
>>681766963
>>681766963
looks legit
thats not iPhone font you dingus>>681766963
>>681766895
How does that make me retarded?
>>681766963
i mean it's totally not the mom's responses that made it obviously fake
/s
>>681766963
battery life from 39-50 in 3 mins noice
>>681766963
Nice try homo
post her response to your little plantain.
Regardless, fake or not. ALL of you stuck around to watch so successful bait is succesful
>>681767071
To be fair, nigger speak is painful to the eyes and ears.
>>681767307
its fake he just said it
>>681766963
This isn't op.
resolution is different, and OP uses .jpg, not png.
Also the TFW carrier is fuzzy and resized, same with the battery. It's also not the same tint of blue up the top.
>>681766963
Not the same phone or time. Nice try faggot. Op is still good
>>681767333
fuck off, god.
>>681767154
Holy fuck you're dumb
>>681767376
Are you retarded?
>>681767225
Yeah and "mom" is totally off center.
>>681766829
LET IT BE KNOWN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS OF 4/28-29/16 OP WAS NOT A FAGGOT AND IS HENCEFORTH THE LEGEND OF /b/!!!!! ALL HAIL ANON, DELIVERER OF /b/!!!
Toasting in epic bread
>>681767145
Bruh look at the time, this isn't OP
>>681767486
I hate ppl like you. One thing happens here and you spout that hurr Durr new legend new Queen on /b/
Fuck off and lurk more
atleast post the fucking REPLY OP
OR IS YOUR DAD POUNDING YOUR ANUS.
