Waifu Thread, I don't have the copy pasta edition
>Claim one 2d waifu or husbando
>Love them forever and ever
>Nobody said this ride was stopping
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Don't be super lewd
>Fear the bun
>Have fun!
Rumia claimed
>>681765087
ITS BACKKK
for those of you who didn't get it my discord is
nano
#2702
>>681765087
Oh, and I forgot a few
>Share pictures of your waifu
>Discuss and or insult waifus
>>681765161
I sent you a friend request, love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW3AppoDCzA
still here
>>681765323
>song other than hydrogen
I don't understand
This confuses me
Welcome back, Syndra anon
Ima be in 2 threads
>>681765386
i never left
barry ballen ba bastest ban abive
>>681765087
Chocolate!
I'll get the copypasta when I'll get home.
>Gamindustri beat cosplay girl claimed
>>681765435
Nooo
That will be our downfall
I claim all your waifu for my own. And add them to my harem.
>>681765462
>i never leave
>>681765087
QOTT: What's one part of your waifu's personality that you love?
I love Rumia's carefree personality. She lives for the simple pleasures in life, and doesn't know struggle or stress.
HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!!!!
i'm sorry but this one had more replies
Haha that sinoa is such a faggot
>>681763984
You paid attention to what exactly? I'm almost certain that your literature teacher in ninth grade didn't go over the socioeconomic situation of Ancient Greece before reading The Odyssey.
Rikka Takanashi still alive and kicking.
>>681765728
Wb Smugs
Those few minutes without a waifu thread were terrifying and lonely
Milinda claim.
>You cant kill me that easy edition
Which server does the waifu posters use on discord?
>>681765720
Her way shinoa acts. Playful girls are a best
>>681765720
>shy
Akiko claim
The fucking ironic part about the mads going ham and deleting our thread is that it's so counterproductive since no one said he would make the new thread, so you get 2 new threads
>>681765897
>nano
>>681765490
Other thread is gone
>>681765720
How much she cares and genuinely loves the mc
Shinoa's last thread gone too...
SOTT:
https://youtu.be/W2TE0DjdNqI
>>681765871
Yes, being teased by Shinoa must be amazing
>>681765897
Too shy for a pic?
>>681765087
WHERE THE FUCK IS FROG WAIFU I MADE DISCORD SPECIFICALLY FOR FROGGO
Iowa is claimed. How's everyone
It's time for sleep, nini everyone.
>>681765720
Fast.
Mods are terrifiying, yikes.
Shiragami Youko claimed, again.
>>681766047
;_;
>>681765943
That's a great reason
>>681766072
Goodnight Barry! Sleep fast
>>681765799
Miss you too
>>681765927
>>681765943
>>681765949
I deleted the thread
>shinoa bro
>>681766085
Hi Youko!
>>681765769
She did actually, you fucking absolute idiot. And she wasn't a ninth grade lit, she was an 11th grade Advanced Prep - Professor who came to our high school to teach our one class. Don't project your shitty education or your shitty ability to read into things on me.
>>681766047
I bet your synth friends took him
Damn synths
>>681766124
But its a horrible fee that she doesnt love me like tht
>>681765720
she's loyal and really goes for what she wants. Takes great pleasure in small things. If only I could find a girl that's half as determined as Akiko
>>681766239
>im not a robot
>>681766124
I still love you please don't cry :C im sorry
>>681765943
You again, with the inferior waifu.
>>681765927
The mods really are fighting an uphill battle, ain't they?
>>681766310
FORGETTING PICTURE UGU WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME TONIGHT
>>681765720
>implying there's a part of my waifu's personality I don't love
>>681766248
Loyalty is such a reassuring trait in a waifu... It gives you a warm feeling, right?
>>681766310
Never doubted you for a second <3
>>681766343
Don't antagonize the mods, they could start handing out bans again.
More often than not, mods kindly remove illegal shit and leave us to our fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ohzHjcLVk
>>681766233
>not reading The Odyssey as a Freshman in high school
gg, fuckboi
>>681765949
This is kinda sad, but not in a sad way. Is that weird?
My darling waifu.
>>681766529
But I want you to put one part into words! Put your love into poetry, paint for us a post stamp of the vistas of your romance?
>>681765720
The unapologetic part
>and the glasses
>>681765728
Why would they delete a 146 image thread anyway? Thread caps and dies on its own
>>681765781
Glad to see you lived past all that. I had thanked you for the pantsu.
>>681765849
As expected of our flying ace helicopter pilot
>>681766676
It doesn't look like she has an official name. Have you named her, anon?
>>681766537
Well, yeah it's just that my Akiko-anon brought up a solid point. Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful for the mods, but I usually don't ever touch /b/ so I usually don't have to deal with them ever.
>>681766732
Oh, well then... Dorkiness.
I've got a thing for dorky girls, I suppose.
>>681766746
Fuyukai desu <3
Christ almighty getting sleepy but the grind is real, REAL
>>681766343
They just don't learn from their previous failures. It happens a few times a week but the thread is just reborn instantly
>>681766537
From experience I can tell you that if you ever find a loyal partner, return that favor. That's the best advice I can give you. Quick fucks on the side are tempting but it's just not worth it. And if you ever do catch your partner cheating, just end it immediately
>>681766552
>low tier education shitlord
I was too busy in my college prep essay classes. Odyssey was a week long study anyway.
Honestly, kill yourself, cuck.
Rory-sama claimed
>>681766310
Then give me your roll cake
>>681766343
You again, posting pictures of a trash can
>>681766746
Thanks Mirai. How are you doing tonight?
>>681766937
Still grinding? Are you going for 100% completion?
>>681766746
Oh yes yes! Youre very welcome, if you need to talk to anyone im here my kyoto sister, whatcha up to?
>>681767035
Howdy. What's going on my dude
>>681767061
Yup, I 100% games I love and I love souls
>>681766904
Haha, dorkiness is good. When you point it out like that, I'm kinda reminded of Chiho from Hataraku Maou :3
>>681766976
I will take your words to heart Akiko
>>681767035
Welcome back Rory sama
>>681766746
Ooohhhhh that thread
>shinoa
>>681766976
What Akiko-Anon said. As someone who has cheated and been cheated on, the shit hurts, regardless of what side you're on. As long as you both trust each other no matter what, though, you'll have the best relationship ever!
>If you don't give your partner that sort of trust, then you don't have a good relationship
These threads seem to get deleted a lot
Aren't you guys afraid to get b&?
claim
>>681766537
good <3
>>681767038
>roll cake
b....but
>>681767167
Nice. My coworker just did it this morning... He has no life... kek
I wish you luck on your endeavour.
>>681767150
YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKIN' HIDE HERE, PUNK ASS BITCH NIGGA? NOT TODAY. NOT THIS PLACE. I'M ABOUT TO UNLOAD A WHOLE FUCKIN' FIVE-FINGERED ASSAULT UPSIDE YOUR FACE WITH FIVE MORE FOR THE FUCKIN' ROAD YOU HUSSY. I IMPLORE YOU TO FUCKIN' EAT SHIT, YOU WON'T ESCAPE MY WRATH EVEN HERE, NIGGA.
>>681767150
About to leave work. Early close
In that vein, Getting on a motorbike now. And its raining. Fuck.
>>681767316
You best got that 3.5% milk too bb
>>681767313
These are the only threads I go on so it don't matter much to me
>>681767366
Neat
>>681767061
Hungry. Exceptionally hungry. Too bad I need to go the hell to sleep. What about you?
>>681767148
About to force myself to sleep. Work in 5 hours. And you?
>>681766926
fuyukaidesu!!
>>681767313
some bans would be nice right about now
Any waifucucks in here?
>>681767325
Thank you friend, I too have no life
>>681767313
Not deleted that often, actually. For every one thread deleted there's dozens that cap
And the ride goes on
and on
and on
>nice world serpent? idk
>>681767411
>3.5%
B....BUT
>>681767027
I highly doubt you were in any of those things or that any of that happened. Nice try though. As for my education level, I'm college educated, impressed most of my professors in, English, Psychology, History, Art, and Political Science, and was said to have an innate gift in understanding political and economic theory by a PhD holder in the field of economics. I can possibly find the letter of recommendation that states that. So allow me to reiterate. gg fuckboi
>>681767411
>>681767555
Back in my day homogenized milk was 4%
What is happening to the world
>>681767169
I'm pretty young but this is the ony advice I can give you that I believe is worth sharing
>>681767298
You seem to know your shit. I'm still gonna judge you for cheating. I can say with pride I am 100% clean of that shit. To me cheating is the one exception to the rule that everyone deserves a second chance
>>681767417
Is Iowa another Atago?
>>681767474
I know that pain friend...
>5 hours
kek I work in 3...
>kill me now
>>681767504
Outside of work, Me neither. Im currently binge playing MGSV trying for that 100%
>>681766205
Hey Rumia! How are things?
>>681767038
>Posting pictures of a trash can
>trash can
>Did you mean: Winner?
Also,
>>681767411
>>681767627
>>681767555
>Drinking milk at all
You can't be a real winner until you recognize that milk ain't that good for you and it also tastes like shit!
>>681767505
That's what the thread is, since when it became 24/7
>>681767555
Fucking synth cant even share
>>681767627
Its the chinks ruining shit
>>681767396
You at least got something to cover you right?
>>681767723
Iowa is Iowa. Most American if I say so myself. I used to be a Shinoa anon.
>>681767627
>homo
kek
>>681767795
I drink juice mostly
>>681767800
Noire? you still lurk?
>>681767767
Never played metel gear besides revengence
>>681767795
Things are going well, although like many in the thread I should sleep soon. I'm a good 7 hours from work still, haha...
How are you?
Wow this game is fun
>>681767474
Oh wow alrighty I hope you sleep well and see you tomorrow, deciding whether or not to stream haha
>>681767027
Oh, and an MFA holder in Studio Arts stated that I've an encyclopedic knowledge of both art history and aesthetic theory. An MFA is essentially the equivalent of a PhD for art. And an old professor of mine just recently called me a genius and stated that my work is brilliant.
>>681767931
I'm glad one of us is having fun.. this grinding is really draining me
>>681767795
>winner
>not eating the breakfast of champions
>they're gr-r-reat
Cant win if you dont eat your frosted flakes
>>681767857
Ah, then I'm glad to make your acquaintance (probably again?) Iowa anon. <3
So many ship waifus, my 2hu is intimidated
>>681767904
Yeah sometimes in the morning.
I'll probably get back tonight too, finished Dark Souls 3 so now I'm mostly free after dinner.
>>681767505
I have been lurking for some days now and I noticed some threads being deleted every now and then more often than other threads but that might just look like it because you can actually keep track of this one
>name's Vel'koz, the Eye of the void
>>681767795
Normally humans can't digest milk past their childhood but because of the unnatural lactose consumption of today most people mutate to tolerate it. In this way we are actually all mutants and freaks of nature
>lactose intolerant is actually how it is
>>681767914
I never played till this one. I just got a PS4 recently and decided I needed some games for it.
>>681767800
Yeah, not sure why they became 24/7 recently, but I can't complain.
>oh, wait
Yeah, I can. They can get rather noisy these days... Oh well, lots of love going around so it's good noise
>>681768057
Unless there's more than one Rumia I've met ya before. It's a fleet at this point
>>681768033
It's a Brower game. It's like mystery
>>681767853
>synth
im not a robot
>>681767904
hi
>>681768137
I have ground zero for free on xbone, never touched it
>>681767709
Don't even worry about it, I'm well aware I'm gonna get judged for having cheated before.
>That being said, I was a punkass at the time, and I'd never do it again
You're a good dude, y'know that?
>>681767902
>I drink [NOT TEA] mostly
Sorry.
>>681767926
Ah, I'm good, I should crash soon too, but I need to shower first, maybe later.
>>681768039
>breakfast of champions
Get that Frosted Flakes shit outta my face
>Implying I eat anything other than the breakfast of winners
Eggs and high-pulp orange juice every goddamn morning, son.
>>681767609
On the list of things that didn't happen, your spouting of bullshit has taken up the first full three pages. Wow look at all the subjects that DON'T FUCKING MATTER in the real world, you stupid twat. Hope you went far with your English/Political Science Degree as a fucking cop! If you were gonna make shit up, at least make it worth my time to read. PhD in economics, that's hilarious. Please say it one more time. Tell me about how a doctorate in economics should earn the respect of any useful human? Crawl back under your rock and quit kidding yourself you fucking failure. Go back to reading The Odyssey in 9th grade. It's where your mouth-breathing types belong. Keep regurgitating your cockswallow. It's all your good for.
>>681768071
huh, well good to see you.
>>681768262
Then give me the roll cake and some milk robit
>>681768255
A browser game sounds lovely about now
>>681768302
>eggs
>orange juice
>not backed by a tiger
No tiger no wins
Its common sense everyone knows this
>>681768302
I've seen this girl before. Who is she?
>>681768214
I think I'm the only Rumia anon on /b/waifu
Where is the fleet gonna invade?
>>681768107
Oooh, I was actually aware of that fact, but I'm glad you researched that a lot of people mutate to tolerate it. You know your milk, mate. Good on ya!
>>681768313
...What the hell is this argument, anyway?
>>681767986
You'll find no fucks are given about art history. Absolutely none. Keep trying to justify your shit worth, failure.
>>681768270
I got it free too. Never played it. Got recommended Phantom Pain by Miho and decided to buy it. I honestly love it
Claimed.
>>681768175
You should've been here during the RPs then, that was a LOT of love Heh~
>>681768324
Nice to see you too ^^
>>681767767
I could never do that. But I will tell you to get some sleep. Have a good night, Mili.
>>681767975
Thank you and see you
Night everybody.
>>681768597
Haha, I bet. I usually only watch RP-ers though. I could never ERP, but sometimes I can get into the groove and RP an innocent and gluttonous Rumia <3
>>681768540
I doubt I'll get around to playing it, my xbone is a halo machine
>>681768580
Privet comrade!
>>681768313
You don't think that art matters? Or that history doesn't matter? Or English? Or Psychology? Or any other subject for that matter beyond the STEM fields? You're not very well educated if that's what you think. And I never stated what my degree is in, but nice of you to assume incorrectly.
>>681768520
No fucks are given by who? You? You're nothing.
>>681768459
Wherever it decides to go! I ain't in charge
>>681768580
Howdy pal what's up?
>>681768302
You don't seem like a bad dude
If you've learned something from it I guess that's the best you can get out of it
I'm by no means a good dude, but I try be the best human I can be. This is /b/ so it's weird to think not everyone here wants to be a piece of shit and a dick to others. Despite that I know I still have a long way to go.
>too many feels this early
>>681768448
In that particular photo, she looked like that murderous green-haired bitch from that one anime called Higurashi or whatever, never watched it. I assure you my waifu is the ultimate perfect vampire girl unlike this weak-vampire-ass-tiger-cereal-eating-fuck over here: >>681768447
Also,
>not buying off-branded Frosted Flakes to save money
Goddamn that shit's expensive if it's brand name. You didn't win shit, you just lost money.
>>681768682
Goodnight Mirai! Sweet dreams and a pleasant day ahead, eh?
ALL HAIL THE Waifu-queen!!
>>681768682
Goodnight Beautiful <3
Talk to you later
>>681768716
Mine is mostly for Destiny and The Division. Although I dont play much anymore... :/
>>681768448
>>681768785
Whoops, forgot to answer your question.
>Shiragami Youko from Jitsu wa Watashi Wa/Actually, I am...
>>681768774
The best human you can be is one that causes a minimum of misery and suffering to others. That's it, nothing more.
>>681768774
I hope they are good feels <3
>>681768785
>cant afford frosted flakes
>winning
>winning more debt
>tfw no eureka and it's 3am
>>681768901
Ay shit son
>>681768917
Aughh Destiny, Xur is almost here but I havent gotten 20 Proof of concord yet
>>681768712
Well that's a thing c:
It gets natural the more fun you have with it, obviously if you're up for it.
>kind of expert here kek
>don't know if I should be proud
>>681768935
I'll admit she is a qt.
>>681768341
uh...ok..i guess..
>>681769063
You play on Xbox? We could play together sometime if you want... Im a little underleveled though.
>>681768960
Couldn't have said it better myself. That's actually what I base my morality on. Will this action affect people other then me in a bad way? If yes, don't fucking do it
>>681768979
More like childhood trauma flashback feels but I guess those can be good every now and then. Reminds me of who I am and how I became who I am
>>681769068
Roleplaying is definitely a skill! Just ask an actor, it's srs
I'm kinda sad to say I'm rubbish at it, mostly. A shame, since I play tabletop RPGs with friends who like to roleplay...
I shall endeavor, at least, to be a better Rumia for you all!
>>681768774
>I try to be the best human I can be
I was a real piece of shit through my adolescence, but I'm only nineteen now, so since then, I've been trying my best to become the best human I can be, to people, but especially to all of the nature around me.
That's actually I why I stay off of /b/ usually. I just happened to be curious what was one page 1 some days ago and I saw a thread like this. I usually stick to /an/ and /wg/, occasionally /f/.
>>681768716
Good evening comrade, how are you?
>>681768752
Hello! Just got back from work, you?
>>681768682
Have a wonderful rest.
>>681769263
I'm looking for an honest man? Have you seen one?
>>681769068
>expert here kek
you've been here for like a week tops.
>>681769143
doot?
>>681769062
Is eureka your gay lover or somethin?
>Joking joking
>>681769252
Na bro I play destiny on ps4
>>681769309
Dying inside here brah, storm passed by and now I'm sleepy
>>681769309
Doing fine just playing games with some friendos. You're just relaxing I guess?
>>681769143
Let me turn rhat key too
>>681769335
That first bit isn't a question.
>>681769445
I want a storm
Can you send me a storm?
>>681769053
>Implying I waste funds on cereal
>Implying I don't use most of my money to take care of my pets
You can act like you've won, but you'll never win yourself a better waifu than mine
>tfw you don't know anyone now
>>681769445
kek cant say im surprised. What light level are you? Just curious
>>681769548
You know me fam
>>681769264
There's nothing to worry about it.
It's something you can get even by experience~
>>681769356
I've been in this thread since 2 weeks before it became 24/7.
And those are 2 months ago.
>>681769501
I mean come back when your waifu saves the world
>>681769548
Hi Kirino, welcome back
>>681768726
No I KNOW it doesn't matter. Art doesn't stop cancer. English can't build homes. Oh yes, I remember all the modern advancements the field of history has brought us. Psychology, oh yes let's study dated practices and apply them to the modern world, while simultaneously shelling out meds. Fucking weak, shitlord. So fucking weak.
I really don't give two shits about what your fake or useless degree is, shitlord. I didn't ask about it for a reason. No one gives a fuck about you or whatever waste of time you've decided to devote your worthless life to.
>>681768726
No. No fucks are given by anybody. At all. Ever.Look at you, silently masturbating to your self-justification of your worth. Pathetic mouth-breathing wretch. And I am nothing. I'm an anonymous user on an random image board. And you're arguing your life status with me.
>slow clap
>please tie your degree around your neck, turn on a camera, and kill yourself
>if too difficult or degree is too fake, drowning is much easier
>>681769548
Hey, don't worry about it!
I don't know practically anyone in these threads except for
Akiko-anon
Rumiabro
and Fake-Ass-Inferior-Vampire-Waifu
But anyway, hello, how's it hanging?
>>681769548
We have talked once or twice though Kirino. Granted, it was a fairly long time ago.
Whats up?
>>681768513
>What the hell is this argument, anyway?
Thank god for science degrees
>>681769269
Oh, the irony
I've only ever visited /b/. I don't even know any other borads other than /pol/ and /r9k/ and I don't frequent those
>>681769335
Which is the biggest lie? The lies we tell others, or when we tell ourselves we're honest
>>681769548
What's up Kirino?
>>681769495
Come to texas, we're expecting a couple more showers on the way
>>681769548
Meet new peps here brah there you'll have people to talk
>>681769571
320.. barely reached that on all 3 chracters, didnt play much month after TTK
>>681769548
that hurts kirino, i'm telling ruri
clmd
>>681769618
>Come back when your waifu saves the world
She did, in cooking class, no less
Losers don't get to challenge winners like me
>>681769445
That and messing with him is fun
>>681769762
Im stuck at 298. Never even done a raid...
>MFW I have no friends to do one with
>>681769785
Yiss, new 2hu waifu anon! Welcome Futo anon!
>>681769548
we can get to know eachother
>>681769484
W...why would you want to turn the key
its..not like it does anything..
>>681769797
>>>>>Having a gay lover
Lucky fuck..
>>681769850
Good lord man that's pure suffering, I'd say try /vg/ but they care be queers.. at least the ps4 players are
>>681769762
But if I go to Texas they might build a wall behind me and I'll be stuck in US
>>681769744
I remember as a teen I was really into /r9k/ b/c I was a sadsack fedora-wearing 'friendzone' fuck. It was gross.
Also, I can't tell if anyone's being ironic on /pol/ or not and it's a very scary place
>>681769789
You know anyone could have done that
My waifu is the all powerful queen
>>681769882
It looks fun and it proves your not a robot
>>681769948
Trumps not president (yet), you're good
>>681769912
You got moka
>shinoa bro
Watching
>>681770021
I kinda want Trump to win, then Canada will get a Youko-bro <3
>>681770004
>My waifu is the all powerful queen
>Loser in denial
Don't worry about it, mate, when you come to your senses I'll be here for ya.
Also claiming last picture.
>>681770025
How is moka my gay lover?
>Yuno
>>681770142
Good win
>>681770163
Cause you're his senpai lol. He fawns over you
>>681769588
You can never really know anybody.
>>681769649
Art is the cornerstone of human civilization. Where you find people you find art. Without it we wouldn't be here. Art might not cure cancer, but it has the power to stop a war, a well written book is enough to move a people to rise up and overthrow an oppressive regime. History teaches us the mistakes of the past so we won't repeat them. Psychology tells us about how the human mind develops and helps us better understand one another. Is it any wonder that history, art, psychology, and literature were all very well established thousands of years before the creation of maths and sciences?
No fucks given by anyone but artists, archeologists, historians, philosophers, world leaders, and even quantum physicists.
You are an actually stupid person, thanks for playing though.
>>681769744
That depends on what you consider to be more important.
>>681770135
But I dont wanna be sent to mexico
>Yuno
>>681769445
We suppose to get one tomorrow, I hope it's the kind that's all day. I know that feel comrade. Anything planned for the weekend?
>>681769477
Yeah, that's all I can do when I get back from work. The only system I have is a handheld one, a 3DS.
>>681769548
I always here comrade.
>Sanae
>>681769588
Ay, I know those dubs tho
>>681769631
Hey. Thanks dude, how you going?
>>681769676
Heh, could be better for a Friday I guess, what have you been up to?
>>681769718
Not much dude, and I think I remember, what have you been up to?
>>681769744
>whats up
Is this like the new question of the day? Heh, nah, just reading a bit, what about yourself?
>>681769762
I suck at socializing with people I've never met before. I'm probably better off dead than doing that.
>>681769784
Oh.. don't be that way dude, I didn't see you in the thread.. and I didn't really get a chance to talk to Ruri, she's been busy with Uni, which is a shame.
Been well?
>>681769882
Sure dude.
>Kirino
>>681770307
Come to Canada then!
Shall I bake another bread?
>>681770374
*I'm
>Sanae
>>681770509
Done~
>Noire
