Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Hitler was ok tbh
Shinoa claimed
>>682483095
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>Claiming Shizuru
>>682485007
awww, it will be fine Yuuko!
I'm sure you're more eager to get to your dreams than I am. You can do college!
Submarine Operation: Sen Toku
I hope you've studied your Submarine warfare doctrine, because you're the commander of the brand new Sen Toku I-400 class Submarine, name boat of the class, I-400.
You will be headed to the Atlantic Ocean to meet a German U-boat, U-530, and exchange vital technologies and supplies.
This mission will help improve German-Japanese relations by making a good impression on Submarine operation skills.
You start off loaded with enough torpedoes to wreck any force you can bear your tubes on, and enough fuel capacity and efficiency to travel across the world one and a half times.
You will have enough 5 Inch (127 mm), 1 Inch (25mm), and 0.5 Inch (12.7 mm) ammunition to deal with any reasonable enemy force, although you must be VERY desperate if you end up using your surface armament.
You will start off submerged at periscope depth, 6 Miles (10 Km) away from the rendezvous location.
Your orders, Commander?
> Neptune claimed!
Akiko claim
GATHER AROUND Y'ALL
It's time for another one of Akiko's kitchen adventures
>be me just now
>hungry as fuck
>decide to make some chicken legs in the oven
>perpare chicken, preheat oven
>time to spice it up
>extremely common stuff like salt and sugar are shared, other spices are not
>get salt from communal stash
>go to my personal storage
>9 cans of peaches and some other stuff
>get chicken spice mix
>notice my pepper has disappeared
>notice there is now a random jar of Nutella in my storage
>mfw someone stole my pepper and replace it with a jar of Nutella
I fucking hate the richfags who live in my building. I swear if those guys ever touch my peaches i'm gonna smash their Macbooks
Thanks for the thread Shinoa big love!
Claiming best ass waifu
>>682485058
Sweet! Hope Noire will be back so we can talk to her again!
You're damn right! They're smoking moon rocks in their van!
Yuuki claim.
Tenryuu claimed
Overwatch is like a faster TF2
>>682485404
My dreams are dead. I'll become a government worker and count the days to retirement.
Why is the soft blanket of ignorance something so pleasant?
Barry's hyperlewd QOTT: Things you do during self service to make it better?
Vibrate my spine at climax. Don't know why, just makes it more intense somehow.
>Aizawa claim
>>682485405
>I hope you've studied your Submarine warfare doctrine
kek no
>>682485625
Prostate massaging. Duh.
>>682485150
Claimed
>>682485453
Damn,this is what i came for
>>682485418
Fuck you're not lucky bro!
Id be pissed as fuck...im allergic to nuts and almond..so if it was about me id smash they head off and fill it with their Nutella
>>682485418
>Shizuru
>>682485405
Can't sortie, I'm out of resources.
>>682485908
I'll never let you catch my waifu!
Im the Aqua here ;)
>>682485453
SHOW YOURSELF, NOIRE! <3
Rocks? Nepping meteorite-sized lunar debris! kek
>>682485418
Rage! Speak up! You take something from them next! >:O
>>682485625
I have to grip myself with both hands, but I can barely cover my girth. When I'm about to ejaculate, I kinda lean forward, and when I start, I thrust involuntarily. Also, I ejaculate while pushing out hard as if I was to pee in order to eject my cum. Hmm... Another thing I do is rub my gland with a pillow while I do my self-service.
>>682485418
>I'm gonna smash their macbooks
No, demand ransom after kidnapping their macbooks.
>Captcha: Pick all the food
>>682485588
>My dreams are dead
What dreams did you have?
>become government worker and count the days to retirement
Sounds like a future plan.
>Motivation pic
>>682485625
I massage my breast while masterbating
>>682486234
Im sure she's just lurking around!
Must be sooo damn high with meteorite-sized lunar debris! kekkk
>Lets smoke this one day
Dio-sama...
I posted this earlier but I need to feed my thirst for attention
Yesterday I watched the second season of "Gate: something something Rory is fucking gross" and I used to believe that Rory in general was the worst part of the anime until I saw the 12 year old girl that wanted to get fucked by a full grown japanese ambassador because he gave her a pearl necklace, I was crying, laughing, disgusted and confused. It was like my mind was a teenage white girl and the emotions were a bunch of 30 year old immigrants from different nationalities. At one point the ambassador had to let the girl be taken by the enemy because it was part of his job, but he decided to suddenly jump in and yell "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER" this quote opened the way for a second wave of laughter, far stronger than the first. How can one get his "filthy" hands off of something that is already filthy to begin with? This laughter had no connection to happyness whatsoever as it was fueled by madness, madness in its purest form. I felt shackled at the bottom of the abyss. After he got her saved she ran towards him and they hugged very tightly and were but a hair away from sharing a passionate sensual kiss.
I never want to feel that way again.
>>682485405
Scan the area for anything really, check the maps to get our bearings on where we are in relation to the nearest landmass and the rendezvous point, have somebody go and make sure everything from the engine to the weapons are in proper working order.
I like to know ever last possible detail so get ready.
>>682485418
go and steal their macbooks now
>>682485405
abandon ship
>sachi claim
>>682486087
Jesus that was fast, how are your buckets doing and how deep in the event are you?
I won't die.
>I love you all too much
>>682486549
work wise?
I thought it would be enjoyable to work first hands with animals, but it either pays like shit or you have to be a genius.
A family would be nice too~
>>682486550
space balls
>>682486573
Dio
>>682485405
Start with scanning the area and start making travell plans for the rendezvous point
>>682486882
Thanks god!
We can't lose you! You're part of the family
>>682486882
we won't miss you faggot
>>682485950
This isn't the only shit I've ever had happen to me. These retards always do some kind of shit. I should really start screencapping and compiling every kitchen story I greentext
Another time this shit happened
>be me
>hungry as fuck
>decide to make bell pepper meatballs with cheese
>make dat shit and put it in the oven
>come back every 15 minutes to check up on it
>2nd time I come back the oven is empty, still turned on
>DudeWheresMyFood.jpg
Check kitchen, see empty oven dish in the sink
>Find my half cooked stuffed peppers in the thrash
>mfw one of these fags took my food from the oven and threw 4 peppers and 500 grams of ground beef in the thrash for no fucking reason
Sometimes I wonder why I haven't snapped and went on a killing spree yet
>>682486096
Dont wanna catch her,i just want to stay back and enjoy
>>682486692
Nah, my resources are doing fine, don't worry.
Just finished E-4.
>>682486882
Don't die Galko!
>Kyouko
>>682485887
Too much work for me, I like to be lazy when I doing it myself. But that does definitely make it better.
>>682486234
Interesting.
>>682486549
I'm surprised by such a normal answer, neat.
>>682486882
<3
>>682486573
>I don't ever wanna feeeeeel like I did that day
>>682486572
SHOW UP, NOIRE! <3 Don't leave Nep alone!
> Let's smoke it out of Noire's ass <3
>>682485405
Turn HDD and fly over there, of course! What else? Any incoming will be dealt with the famous V-slash!
>>682486882
Good! Don't leave us all! D:
>>682487149
You should snap soon to show them who's boss! >:O
>>682487177
Imagine how it gets when Noire joins <3
>>682487226
Uhh... I meant glans, not gland. My computer has some form of autocorrect. :<
>>682486882
You're not allowed to die, remember that, I wont let you die.
>>682486573
To be honest I hated that part too
>Be professional ambassador
>Most professional
>I mean you're in a world no one ever was
>Fuck up royal
>Develop lolicon complex
>No one cares
What has japan come to?!
>>682486956
Yeah... it sadly pays like shit or you're a vet I think?
A family? With kids and all?
>I'll never understand how people want kids
>>682487226
>Surprised by such a normal answer
Where do you think we a- oh...
Hmm... I also tend to squeeze my legs together...
>Not everyone is super weird here
>>682487135
K.
>>682487038
I'm flattered.
>>682487191
>>682487367
I won't.
>>682487609
I know.
>I won't forget
>>682487226
>take me to the place I love
>>682485698
You're talking to someone who has watched an hour long documentary on all the little details of how the British took down the German WWI Zeppelins.... Twice.
>>682486087
>the saddest
>>682486626
>Scan the area for anything really
Passive sonar's got nothing so far, Sir.
>check the maps to get our bearings on where we are in relation to the nearest landmass and the rendezvous point
Still 6 Miles (10 Km) way from the rendezvous point.
The nearest land mass is the large French port, hundreds of kilometers away.
>>682486626
>have somebody go and make sure everything from the engine to the weapons are in proper working order
All systems are fully functioning, Sir.
Your next orders?
>>682486670
You die.
The end.
>>682486970
>Start with scanning the area
Passive sonar's all clear.
>start making travell plans for the rendezvous point
I'll need details, Sir.
We going for the rendezvous now?
Speed?
Direction?
>>682487367
Top Nep
Yoruichi claim
>>682487149
WTF! Dude this isn't right!
Fuck theses fags that lives with you.. While they are all asleep, you should take all of their food and hide it!
If they ask you if you know anything just say "Its weird, same thing happen to me EVERY FKING TIME"
>After go on a killing spree
>>682487177
Oufff! Okk then I like your style! Lets be friends i'll let you enjoy
>>682487367
Yeah that's really mean to leave you alone! You two are always in the same room!
>You don't even know how down I am for this<3
>>682487747
Big love
>>682487660
I like the idea of children because you can get the chance to correct the past.
i'm not a vet, i studied pre-vet
>>682487660
Did you expect a plot that exists only becuase characters act like completely retards?
too bad, this is poorly written anime.
>>682487800
Do we have a specific time for making contact with the germans?
>>682487747
THANK YOUUU~~
>>682487660
>where do you think you a- oh...
lol, I know not everyone is super weird here. I guess idk what I expected.
>>682487747
I'm glad! You better not leave us alone!
>>682487800
Yahahah! >:D
>>682487932
COME OUT ALREADY, NOIRE! <3
> mfw there's a sexy trio about to get it on <3
>>682487901
Ooh! A Yoruichi sighting! How do you like her thunder god form?
>>682486882
Please don't
>>682485405
>I hope you've studied your Submarine warfare doctrine
Nigga fucked the subs. You know what the story is? Fuck that. Nope nope nope. That's why I'm going to be a corpsman in the fleet marine force
>>682485418
Kek you amd your peaches
>>682485625
Massage my balls when I'm about to nut
Will be mostly afk
Going to play some Overwatch.
<3 you all
>>682487932
Well I did steal some other guy's pepper to use but since I don't know who the one is that steals my shit and throws away my food I can't just unleash my wrath on everyone
But they just always do this petty shit to ruin my day. One of them once asked me why I don't hang with them more. Go fucking figure you douche. I do not relate to these guys at all and they're all at least one year above me.
You read that story about the moldy hotdogs or the one about how they always steal my oven dish? I have to keep it safe in my room lest I never see it again
>>682487226
I love myself completely.
I take the time and effort to pleasure myself.
I think Papi is cute
>>682487367
I'll be waiting
>>682487932
Sounds good to me
>>682487800
Start heading directly towards the rendezvous point at cruising speed and depth(I have no idea what those would be but I know not to keep the periscope up so everybody can see you).
>>682487191
Nice, did you get any unique ship yet?
N'zoth rogue is so dumb at times, survive 9 turns, coin n'zoth, win.
>>682488475
She's super cute!
>>682488475
That's because she is cute.
>>682488083
The thing is, your parents probably tried that too
Their parents did too
Those parents did too
and so on
You will never be able to please your son or daughter
And I think your actions can always be redeemed by changing your actions
>You said you're an asshole irl but here you're nice
That's the perfect example
>>682488126
Yeah, I kinda was expecting something... My bad
>>682488197
kek, no problem, maybe I didn't find my super weird kink to masturbate yet
>>682488393
This sucks to be honest. Talking with them didn't help I suppose?
>>682485150
>smug of smug
i got you shinoa!!
also kagami claimed
>>682488054
>tfw your lurking photo got its thumbnail swapped
>>682488554
>>682488653
Only the cutest
>>682485150
Easy one.
>>682488826
Smuggery spotted.
>>682487800
Yes, you appear to be well informed in this field.
I, on the hand, know next to nothing about this. My next move is to unsheathe my katana and murder the man who put me in-charge. He carelessly put good soldiers in danger and should be killed for it.
>>682488475
Cute if you want to go to bird jail, kiddo.
>>682488953
>my smug meter is off the charts!!!!!
>>682488257
If she's not coming out now maybe she'll be back later! I mean... SHE HAS TO
>That face is perfect! Great pic Nepp!
>>682488393
They're such douch can't believe it..! How many fags live with you? Because fuckk all of them if they keep stealing your shit! I'll bring my squad and fk them up fam
>>682488486
Then we're settle!
>>682488735
I think the reason I was surprised was normally I'm the normie out of the group when it comes to kinks, guess I was shocked to find a more normal one than mine. I mean cmon, vibrating my spine is kinda weird. And probably really dangerous.
>>682487932
?
>>682488197
No problem.
>>682488268
I said I won't.
>>682488257
I'm not going to.
Claimed
>>682489059
Will it explode if it goes too high?
>>682485150
i had a waifu and i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682489039
She's of age, Harpies are just smol
>>682488826
As always! Welcome back friend
>>682488873
New here?
>>682488953
Smug?
>>682489039
Shes of age believe it or not
>>682489059
Hohoho
>>682487800
RIP
>>682488391
>rattle rattle
>>682488839
spooky
>>682489223
>>682489224
I meant the body, but now that I think of it I don't think bird laws care about the body, only the age.
None of this is right I'll tell ya whuat
>>682489039
>has never seen a smol gril before.avi
>>682489108
I only said that I love you because we were flattered kek
>>682489171
>t-the gauge is cracking!!!! what do we do sir?!?!?!
>>682489224
thank you shinoa!!! how are you doing today???
>>682488735
I'm not sure if i am or you are projecting or both.
Why couldn't i please a child? I know what not to do.
>>682488826
kagami
>>682489366
I got pranked so hard
>>682489171
Here's an image for you
>>682489499
Are you even flexing brooo?
>>682489431
We can cool it down with spookied pictures.
>>682489499
What happened?
>>682488126
>Do we have a specific time for making contact with the germans?
They expect us to make contact ASAP.
They're also impatient assholes sometimes, and if they get frustrated with us it won't help our relations any.
To answer the quesetion, yes.
They want some kind of contact in the next ten minutes.
That doesn't mean they'll fuck off and leave, but they won't be impressed if we're late.
Remember, we're 10 Kilometers away.
>>682488268
Have fun missing out on the fun!
>>682488495
>Start heading directly towards the rendezvous point at cruising speed
Subs have a full speed, but not a flank speed (you got that right BTW).
We'll start heading towards the RV point right away, Sir.
>I know not to keep the periscope up so everybody can see you
The periscope is WAYYY too small to be spotted at any distance, save for point blank range.
Don't worry about the periscope at all.
>>682489031
Made me smile
>>682489366
Indeed.
ANY LAST MINUTE CHANGES BEFORE I TAKE THE NEXT STEP?
LAST CHANCE TO TAKE ACTION BEFORE THE OPERATION COMMENCES.
>>682489468
yuuko.
how are you doing?
>>682489546
Nice pic, thanks.
>>682488391
<3 you lots too! May the Neps be with you!
>>682488486
CUTENESS OVERLOAD! XoX
>>682488475
I think so too. She has the human Nep kind of body.
>>682488469
Don't we all take our time? :D
>>682488839
Aww kek try again?
>>682489039
Bird jail? Her body looks like that, but she's older than she looks. She's Miia's age.
>>682489101
It's the perfect face to watch unimaginable events that can only happen between three ct's! <3
> It's exactly the kind of face I make <3
>>682489108
Good! You gotta compete with Vert for that boobage! >:D Although you know my thoughts about it.
>>682489173
Wasn't this on the previous /waifu/ thread? ._.
> mfw I see this again
>>682489223
>>682489224
This. She's just a small ct.
>>682489366
Is it rattling time already?! :o
> join the rattle?
>>682489421
> Troll Aqua is troll
>>682489499
Prepare the counter-prank! >:D
>>682489546
Whoa. Same face as my last post!
>>682489576
That's one nice arm!
>>682489366
>Rattle rattle
What's up?
>>682489104
How do you even vibrate your spine? It sounds strange tbh.
>>682489468
No idea either
OH, no, don't get me wrong. I'm sure you'd be a nice father just... kids are assholes. No matter what you do or how you bring them up, they will find flaws and blame you for it.
>I think that's normal tough
>>682489627
it's working!!! we're not gonna die!!!
>dat file name lol
>>682489370
Harpies just have small bodies so they can fly, her mom literally looks like her except tan
I'm gonna take a nap.
Bye guys.
>>682489628
Do as the cow said, head for the rendezvous point.
>>682489628
>doesn't have the balls to turn into a boat throught severe chirurgical means
>>682489416
>>682489695
It's still so wrong
so, so wrong.
>>682489794
The file name makes more sense if you saw the whole pic. But its kinda lewd...
>>682485150
YES CLAIMED!
>>682490012
>Junko
>JUNK
YOUR WAIFU IS JUNK
>>682489635
fine as always beautiful. Glad you're doing well.
>>682489730
yes up until they are about 25. Then they will become your best friend. right before they leave.
Forest fires are out of control. I got let go of work early. And me and my gf are evacuating. Anyone wanna see pictures of the fires? Looks fucking unreal
>>682489628
>Made me smile
That's great, but my fate is still in your hands...
>>682489695
Awww damn right Nep well said!
>Face expression queen? I like that
>Maybe im just a little bit troll kek
Thanks Nep ive been working hard
Only did juice once..I SWEAR
>Maybe 6 times actually...
>>682490012
double claim BITCHES
>>682490051
I DONT GIVE A FUCK SHE'S STILL MY JUNK NIGGER!
>>682489931
oh!!! that's why!!! i still understood it lol
>>682490240
TRIPLE CLAIM!
>>682489730
I accidentally did it one time when I was younger, noticed it made things feel more electric, over the years learned how to control most of the muscles along my back.
>>682490142
You live in Colorado I'm assuming. I grew up in far Northern California, I'm a veteran of severe fires so I can related. Tfw got to go to class in a gas mask one time, felt fucking rad as shit.
>>682490142
Sure would love some fire.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GCSWEgZT94
>>682488735
As if anything would help. They're so disconnected. Most of them couldn't even boil an egg
>>682489101
I try to just ignore them most of the time. They think I'm really shy but I just dislike them. We're nothing alike.
I live with 11 others here I think but I hardly ever see them all together. Apparently there's another student of my year in the building but I've never seen her.
>>682490142
i love fire. go for it.
>yuuko
>>682490380
No. Alberta
Chie Claimed
>>682489806
Also worth mentioning is that her mom's tan isn't her natural skin color. She looks just like Papi.
>>682489842
May you go to Nepland safely, soldier!
>>682489924
So wrong it is right?
>>682490051
That was one really quick reply! Quick that it doesn't have a pic!
>>682490101
> and the cycle of life goes on...
>>682490142
You can post them!
>>682490220
> a little bit troll
> little bit troll
> little troll
IT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN MYSTERY JUICE!
>>682490328
Is this going for quad claim?
>>682490405
It sounds as old as it is. kek
>>682490473
>>682490380
>>682490101
I just hope you're right sweetie
>>682490380
Oh so you actually did learn it yourself.
It somehow sounds nice to have such good control over your body
>>682490452
>Can't even boil an egg
Bitch you serious? I've never done that before and would probably still be able to do it.
>>682490328
quad claims!
>>682488540
I got Kamikaze so far, she's reward on E-3.
>N'zoth rogue is so dumb at times, survive 9 turns, coin n'zoth, win.
Kek, it's pretty annoying.
>>682490142
Forest fires are way too common here during summer.
>>682490259
You smart, you loyal!
>>682490618
>quad claims!
Dude... you either have one waifu or too many.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLN-a2w568M
>>682490562
That's a big wildfire... I know one of the causes is the rising average temperature that makes the beetles in the area start reproducing during other times of the year, making their outbursts chaotic. I was working on this in one of the courses I took in college.
>>682490618
I Nepped it!
>>682490750
Obviously too many.
What did i miss?
>>682490750
yes!!
>i have a feeling that's from somewhere....
>>682490593
i won't be able to find out.
what put you off of children? I'm also curious on your sexually ambiguous friends' opinions.
>>682489628
Alright good, I just know there's been at least a few times where somebody on a ship actually did spot the periscope and subsequently dumped charges in the water.
>>682489842
Bye.
>>682490911
Fire, submarine warfare is still ongoing.
>>682490618
FUCKING HARLEM FUCKING I HAVE A PERSONAL WAIFU HARLEM
>>682490750
PFFF im a fucking chad and i deserve to have more waifus, besides the bitches will have a ranking system
>>682490891
>I Nepped it!
aww shit my bad dude i didn't mean to accidentally steal a waifu, if you claimed first then she's yours, i will honor the waifu claim system
>>682490452
Yeah I think that's a good thing don't try to get involve into their game... But if they continue their shit i'll have to do something!
That's not too bad if you hardly see them all together
>>682490561
>I don't mind being a little troll ;p
DON'T WORRY! SHAGGY SAID IT WAS 100% LEGIT
>Side effect of the juice, pic related
>>682491101
why don't you get a 3dpd if you're a chad....
>>682489370
Which is why I semi hate lolis. They're meant to be living daughteru imo
>>682489431
I'm doing fine. You, pimp?
>>682489628
Totally fine with that. Lol
>>682489842
Peace
>>682490142
Yes. Was driving from school today and saw a bit of smoke on the left side from grass. I'm interested
>>682490943
>What put you off of children
Seeing how much trouble I am for my parents as well as caring about my little brother half the time
>I'm also curious on your sexually ambiguous friends' opinions.
Who do you mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2GVlQkn4Q
>>682490525
>>682490562
Oh, alright that works too. Well stay safe regardless.
>>682490593
Yeh it's neat.
Cory Claimed. <3
>>682490668
>Kek, it's pretty annoying.
But its so much fun to play as >-<
>>682490867
Ayy.
>>682490922
Its from this memebeast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll9nfNlDLII
>>682491101
LAST AND FINAL CLAIM! I'M THE FUCKING MAN OF THIS WAIFU HOUSE!
>>682490525
Oh shit dude
>shinoa bro
Milinda claim
>>682491277
A very good song from them, but it seems like that's the only song most people know due to a few movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w7GkXDJEgc
>>682491381
What's good?
>>682491247
you some other trans friends and shit, i'm curious if this is a common mentality among the community.
Also wouldn't it bring a lot of self growth? you could no longer be trouble.
>>682491198
p-pimp?! oh no......
im doing okay lol, feels good to be outta fancy clothes and in shorts....
>>682491381
the mememan!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0dBVsCe2fM
>>682491607
have*
>>682491479
Yes, the man(whore) of this thread.
This one's going to be a long mission
Buckle up, fatties.
CONTACT
ALL HANDS, BATTLE STATIONS
>>682490978
>>682489901
Passive sonar has detected an enemy convoy.
The convoy consists of two Clemson-class Destroyers and two supply ships, presumably transporting food to Britain.
They are tasked with guarding the convoy safely to the destination, and they have longer sonar range than you (Active sonar), but your hull has a rubber/alloy coating on it.
This means that you can hide if you stay below periscope depth and keep a distance.
Your orders, Commander?
>>682491197
>3dpd
i have 1 3dpd pic related i still love her despite her mutant bellybutton
coy bakster claimed
Ayano claimed
>>682491312
kek
>>682491708
Abandon "ship" and swim to the enemy to defeat them with CQC, they'll never see it coming.
>>682491101
> honor the waifu system
No harems! >:O
>>682491123
> pic of rainbows
> would drink them out of Aqua/10
If Shaggy said it was legit, then I guess I can trust that. The usual mystery juice is just piss, so DON'T TAKE MYSTERY JUICE! Unless you like drinking stranger piss, that is.
>>682491312
>>682491790
Eh? ._. What the Nep?!
>>682491479
I wonder if Death Battle would ever do something like Ryuko vs Neptune. Pretty sure Neptune would Nep the Nep outta Ryuko.
> inb4 all his waifus turn into traps who were cross-playing
>>682491588
True, and i blame borderlands pre sequel for getting it stuck in my head.
>>682491774
i meant an actual girl that you can hold....but whatever floats your boat
>outtie bellybuttons are pretty cute
>>682490867
>>682491588
Forgot to link song. Pretty much nothing unusual going on, had a nice day studying and being busy doing nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EWWgc-NrI
>>682491638
Another one!
