Dubs decide /b/.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decide /b/.
So how about PRESIDENT TRUMP, huh?
>>682571227
Hanging niggers
poetry slams
Sticking very large objects in my anus
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
Hardcore sex
Also I'm into NIGGER LICK MY ANUS
>>682571227
Butt stuff
Fucking the fetuses from abortion clinics while eating pizza rolls
>>682571227
Gobbling seven dildos.
cuckoldry
>>682571532
Roll
Recruiting members of sacrifice for our chosen lord and savior Great Cthulhu
>>682571523
reroll
>>682571227
Dinner and a movie
>>682571600
Shiiiet
>>682571600
Check um faggot
gas the kikes. race war now.
>>682571633
winrar
>>682571227
Sucking black dick while a pretty girl watches.
Haha I REALLY like collecting bugs
>>682571518
Nigger tongue my anus
>>682571227
rolling for "more choking"
>>682571711
Pls op
>>682571600
winrar
>>682571600
Will OP deliver?
>>682571711
This shit is kinda funny do it
>>682571600
fuck you /b/ lets get this guy laid
>>682571227
Ejaculation from self asphyxiation
>>682571711
is better than
>>682571600
anal
>>682571633
check'd
>>682571711
this one is funnier do it OP
>>682571600
Woah boys hold up
>>682571946
this
>>682572008
CMON FAM DO THE BUGS DO THE BUGS
>>682571711
This one op!
>>682572008
DO THE BUG COLLECTING NOW
>>682572008
I'm kidding. Vegans can't eat pizza rolls.
my friend is the new m3me of the /b/
>>682572008
>don't be shy
she is clearly asking for a dick pic
>>682572008
dont call me shirley u cunt
>>682572204
get out
>>682572008
Do you wanna be the foetus ?
how long have you been talking to this bitch OP? she seems dtf
also roll for "of course i'm joking, i've never fucked with a chick on top though"
>>682572008
Hmm, might be a keeper
Do eeet faget
>>682572204
dat new m3me
>>682572336
reroll, and in addition drop a dick pic as suggested by >>682572245
>>682572008
BLD WOL
Why the fuck would I make a joke like that? What sort of sick fuck do you think I am? My hobbies are no laughing matter, and I'll have you know that I love pizza rolls.... cunt.
>>682572336
This will get you puss. I can sense it.
>>682572008
Nah fam, I really like collecting bugs
>>682571430
Putting niggers on lists
She really wants you OP!
>>682572497
Eh... we'll roll again.
>>682572514
Roll
>>682572488
check em
booobs
I'm just kidding lol, but I am game for just about anything, how about you give me a little show and tell and I'll tell you if we share somethings in common? ;)
>>682572097
>FAM
welcome to /b/ you brofag piece of shit
OP here, phone is fukin up atm
>>682572204
looks like that raul from achievements and stuff
>>682572008
Well... Okay. I may have lied.
About the pizza rolls.
>>682572566
>>682572522
>>682572599
>>682572577
da fuck?
>>682572599
WINNNNN YESSS finally we are gonna get some tits, my gets kept failing
>>682572336
Tell her your interested in some mother daughter action. Then ask if her mom's fist fits all the way in her butt.
Is op ded
I have a pristine rainbow leaf beetle at my house if you want to check it out sometime. Bring some latex gloves I'm fresh out :P
i want to dine and wine you then feed you my stiffy
OP here, cat is kill
>>682572761
Eksdee you really are a special one
>>682572500
checkd anon, i guess one of my gets didnt fail (if this counts as a reroll)
>>682572690
this is now a get thread
Tell her that you've accused raping teenage girls
>>682573072
If you insist
the n3w king of the /b/
>>682571600
I am so happy.
>>682571227
>the n3w king of the /b/
>the /b/
This place is dead
>>682573406
Can you go away you fucking autist
and sexing your fadgina with my penis :p
>>682573072
Get thread you say?
Also, OP, I suggest you not fuck this up just for shits and giggles. This chick seems oddly down for the dirty.
>>682573736
i hate niggers
Are you jew?
>>682573736
have you ever put bugs in your anus
>>682573988
Ding!
dubs get
>>682573988
winrar
>>682573839
OP here, my thoughts exactly. Will post progress.
>>682573747
do not upset our new king of th3 /b/
>>682573988
Check these damn bugs:D
>>682574078
Why don't you come to my place to find out
>>682574078
ask for a meetup to find out
show her this thread
????
become baby-daddy
>>682574078
OP is a mighty faggot
>>682573988
this
>>682574078
notice she started talking about herself then stopped
"I .."
Missionary loving and passionate sex. I want to romance you and make love to you.
>>682573988
OP !!1!!!
>>682574488
lmao this is a great win.
>>682574221
Fine. Bonus for you, from a different girl.
>>682572310
This this this.
Do this OP.
>>682574078
niggers tongueing my anus
OP has chance for puss
dont fuck it up
>>682574800
Your dubs came too late
>>682574592
Holy fucking kek
Make sure and keep us up to date on your progress, OP. I don't give a fuck about rolling anymore. I just wanna see you get laid.
I also really like being fucked in the ass with a strap on. (not gay)
>>682574078
You're definitely going to get laid OP.
Play your cards right and don't ruin it for yourself.
>Go get laid
>Make /b/ proud
>>682574592
>cierra
Kek'd
Pepperoni, Pepperoni lick my boney
>>682574592
ill help, send our lord to the lady
>>682575260
Fuck Off. Nobody, but you cares about this stupid faggot.
>>682575152
You're fucking cringe nigger
>>682574592
can we see her pictures?
>>682575260
Ignore the troll wannabe
>>682575349
>>682575525
sounds like you guys need to follow our new deity of the /B/
>>682575432
Sure!
>>682575349
Stop responding to b8 you newfag sperg
>>682575366
And you. Fuck off. Its not cringe to help a /b/ro score. You nigger.
>>682574078
putting a little bit of poo on my dick and letting a nigger suck it
Out of curiosity, what's your opinion on incest? jw
>>682575725
Sorry, pic didn't upload. Here.
>7/10 would harpoon
>>682575805
Reroll
>>682575805
rolledie
>>682575805
rooll
>>682571227
BLD WOL
>>682575805
Our lord is not pleased with your fascination of niggers sucking a dick
Holy shit. I'm gonna get my virgin ass laid.
>>682576373
her profile?
>>682576373
watch out, OP. she may have herps. you aren't the only guy she talks like that with.
>>682576373
Our lord blessed OP with a small deck so it won't be a tight fit
>>682576373
What's your snap? How about a trade?
>>682576373
we need to see nudes.
*well then how about you show your tits for this dick?*
>>682576373
OP you've got to be playing. If you're a real neckbeard then you'd better drop this girl a pic of your dick so she thinks she knows you dont have herpes and then bang her
you dont have herpes do you
>>682576373
Thanks for not using my roll win. v.v these threads always suck
>>682574488
>>682576522
OP do this since you ignored the other smooth winrars
>>682576559
Rolling for dick pics
>>682575806
Roll
>>682576559
Not op but I do lol
>>682576373
I touch dick to you and make big cums
>>682576373
>>682576522
Dubs decided. Post wins.
>>682576627
fuck you that was way too gay, the one >>682572500 responded to wouldve been better
I like to touch my little sister sometimes...
>>682571227
I think of pain and suffering of the jews and jizz over the broken dreams of hitler
>>682576522
Do this and then ask her how much she loves cum, because lots of girls hate it and you can tell she's not one of them
>>682576511
Just wear a condom and don't do the licky lick.
OP doesn't wanna die a virgin.
I believe op will get laid
I believe in you op
who is this
>>682572336
Roll that shit, getting OP the pussay
>>682577140
or put it in the poophole.
>>682577249
i don't know but it needs to be put down
>>682576373
You got this OP.
You must be cool and smooth, like refrigerated peanut butter.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10123456
rolling
I will post nudes if I get them /b/ros. The v card shall begone!
>>682577403
What the fuck over.
Send dick pic
>>682577403
i never thought i'd witness someone losing their virginity on the internet but here we are.
>>682577403
>diplomat reasons
OP is suddenly smooth as fuck
>>682576373
OH MY FUCKING GOD. WERE GETTING THIS MAN LAID. HOW IN THE FUCK DID THIS EVEN WORK
>>682577403
You may get laid OP but holy fuck that's cringey
>>682577403
Dont blow it dude, you actually have a chance at this if you dont have a microdick
Jesus children. Like... The amount of tween angst and faggotry never ceases to amaze me. I wish I could meet every single one of you cock jockeys so I could express my gratitude and my disgust. Also, so I could make fun of you endlessly.
>>682577403
Fuck could you have made that any more autistic?
> What's your snap? How about a trade?
How hard was that you forevervirgin faggot?
>>682577403
don't forget to tip your fedora faggot
>>682577403
>tips le fedora
why did you redditfag it up holy fuck nobody told you to say all that gay shit OP she will probably be like what the fuck kind of neckbeard faggot says this shit
if she's really dumb it'll sound as smooth to her as it did in your head, but probably not, because you're a faggot
>>682577755
trade this
>>682577649
The only thing cringy is that OP is going to lose his virgin powers and you have a problem with how he gets it done.
Baahahahahahaha oh my god this thread is g o l d e n
At least you stopped using that fucking ghetto ass crying laughter emoji. Fgt.
>>682577861
no we have a problem with OP being a faggot and taking a winrar and corrupting it with his 17-y/o reddit-talk. le diplomacy
>>682577957
he's talking to a chick, he's good to use emojis faggot
>>682577581
>virgin also clearly
>>682577403
game over. you sound desperate as fuck
if you need a dick pic op just ask
Awaiting reply comeeonnnn
>>682578026
Emojis, sure. Not the ghetto laughter one, it's fucking pathetic.
>>682577748
>> What's your snap? How about a trade?
Wow, how fucking stimulating
sure what op did was cringey, and asking like you suggest is straight to the point but holy fuck thats boring as shit for girls you know, asking them straight questions back to back?
'tismic
>>682577403
>inspect the packages
>so to speak
>for diplomatic reasons
>by any chance
OP, do you think you are on television right now? You are not on television. Talk like a person you fucking niggerfaggot
>>682578086
hahaha he told her he fucks dead fetuses and this is what you think will do him in. Fucking beta fag.
OP is underb& faggot
>>682578413
they're probably fuckin right now, man.
brUH
>>682578216
It works, man. Been with my girlfriend 20 months and our first conversation involved me talking like OP.
>>682578517
>>682578798
Nearly two years you've been with her nearly two years, 20 months makes you sound like a fucking retard
OP next time respect dubs if its left up to you you'll never get laid
>>682578798
I know, but that's because women are dumb, it will likely have no impact, I just hate to see OP being a fag
>>682578911
this, also check em, making this a self-fulfilling prophecy... it is so ordered that dubs reveal the truth, and if you disagree with dubs then you are simply in denial
>>682578911
I respect these.
OP is not kill, she said she'd be right back and 'not to go anywhere '
>>682577403
You owe us nudes if you get them. Which you wont. Cuz you're an autist.
>>682579064
probably shaving her gorilla asshole before sending nudes
>>682578904
Am I upsetting you with my word choices? Why do you let words sway your emotions?
>>682571227
Not bothering to read the thread; she has a so/so face, but hit and run bro. OP is not a faggot, unless he fucks shit up.
OP is fagging out hard
>>682579180
shut your hipster reddit-gold-giving ass up
>>682579049
I think talking super-obvious flirty in an ironic way is a decent way to go. OP is probably just a faggot who accidentally used it right.
>>682571227
my stepdad taught me how to fucking kiss im sorry for saying all that shit
>>682579049
I think OP and I use/d that form of writing as a guarantee that we can't come across as horrible. Not quite fedora, not quite retard, but the sweet in between.
You're right though, after the first conversation I haven't ever talked like that again.
>>682579248
It is! But OP failed. "Inspect the packages?" Inspect the fucking packages? That is not super obvious. That's not a phrase. It's a malapropism.
Chek mahh DUBS
Say you would like to try pegging with her dildo
>>682579362
maybe OP works for UPS?
>>682579334
rolling this
>>682579244
Tsk tsk, fam. I don't even know how to navigate Reddit.
>>682579334
rolling for this OP
>>682571227
Hahaha OP you fucking faggot
& not just because you're OP
>>682579334
roll
>>682579334
also rolling for this one
>>682579334
rolling again for it
>>682579554
rolling for this one aswell!
>>682579352
You're not hearing me. I know what was being aimed at, it's a good place to aim. And it wasn't poorly pulled off to the point that this bitch would notice, because if you've heard normal dudes talk to women they sound way stupider. But still, aim high, we can try to leave a lasting fuckin impression on OP, make OP a god damn man instead of encouraging his teenage jittery misspeech
>>682579334
rolling till its winrar
>>682579334
rerolling for this one
>>682579334
reroll as well
>>682579428
>fam
will someone please give this guy the helium bag picture
>>682579334
dinner rolling
>>682579334
rollin till win
>>682579334
winrar pl0x
>>682579334
you gotta send this OP
>>682579334
the dub gods do not favor this
>>682579659
Newfag here what is considered winrar?
Ik the software
>>682579334
re roll
>>682579334
send this one! the crowd demands it!
>>682579813
Kill yourself.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Top kek at some of you cringey fucks who assume light flirting and sexual talk = OP getting laid
>>682579477
wasting dubs this smooth
>>682579811
winrar
>>682579813
winrar = winner
>>682579334
Even if dubs get, I'm not gonna risk my chances. Sorry /b/ro.
>OP is faggot
>but OP is getting laid
>>682579334
Rolling for this to NOT be winrar
I wanna see if OP gets the goods
>>682579811
dubs has spoken.
no stepdad gay shit
>>682579813
dont ask these questions here again, you have google you fucking dumb nigger faggot, stupid piece of shit
>>682579623
Makes sense. Although, OP is probably gone and is gonna sink his ship on his own.
>>682579863
winrar says no to it. dubs gods are against the post
>>682579811
WINRARRR
>>682579868
you are a true nigger fuck you OP
>>682579852
rolling
Yeah, just whisper them. I cant believe they just permad everyone
>>682579705
fam
mang
foh
>>682579849
Will do
>>682579868
reported
hope you get banned early bird summerfag
>>682579982
I'll take your discomfort in mind whilst I hammer my leviathan deep into Natalie's open portholes.
\Alright That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
Why do people like you find the whole 911 attacks something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible event like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an image board with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world e go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about the attacks. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
I'd go on about how fucked up you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.
>>682579852
rerolling for this one
omg this is so fucking boring.
OP is fucking dead or a pussy or both
>>682571227
im gonna stop with my nonsense. i really like you valerie. i really do. youre one of the most beautiful woman ive ever seen my whole life....
>>682580043
Kill yourself and then lurk more.
>>682579852
Rolling
>>682580065
Reported OP for what?
Jealous faggot can't stand to see OP get pussy. C'mon OP, do the deed.
im gonna quit my nonsense. i like you valerie. i cant stop staring at you. i really like u
i love you valerie
>>682571227
OP you got any updates on the chat?
>>682580268
for being a faggot
OP is no longer honoring gets. he needs to listen to us and he will get laid. OP, if your dick is longer than 6 inches you must show her it and then tell her that you've never fucked a girl. it will redeem you, it will get you laid. if you have a tiny dick then this is not the plan to go forward with
>>682580389
OP here she said she is going to bed, sorry guys.
>>682580532
i mean it would still probably work, but you're clearly a faggot
OP here. She never replied. I'm going to bed.
OP you better come thru with updates on the convo. Don't tell her you're a virgin, if you disappoint, you disappoint. Also, if your dick is short, skip nudes and go straight to the meetup.
>>682580603
Liar. True op here. Still working on it.
so, how about you send me a pic and I'll 'tribute' it?
>>682580739
Nice try, kek
>>682580789
Holy fuck, the cringe is real.
Ggwp game over
Opee here does anyone want 2 see me post my asswhole to her
Hey guys, true OP here. Ima declare this thread kill for now. I'll open a new one and share nudes when I get them, but that may not be until tomorrow night. Thanks for the help. Also all you butthurt people can go cry somewhere else. Thanks all!
OP out
>>682580941
I second this, this just turned into a cringe thread needs screencap
>>682580789
Saving this for a cringe thread
>>682581140
And don't call us faggots, OP, if you don't know how to talk to girls through the easiest medium out there.
>>682580789
no it doesnt help send
>>682579334
>>682579334
>>682579334
thats what was crowd consensus / winrar
>>682581248
Also for reference, here's the dick pic I'm sending to her.
OP stop acting desperate. Bitches sense desperation trust me /b/ro
>>682581413
Damn. You are hot. 10/10
send her this with the caption
"this could be us"
>>682581572
rolling after OP delivers >>682579334
>>682581277
OP here. Feel free, I'll be sure to laugh. This has been a cringey thread. That's the glory of Tinder though. I can just move on to the next girl.
>>682581572
This guy's gotten more succ than OP
>>682579334
Good god. Fine.
>>682582002
Hahahahaha you're done. It was the stuff you said earlier. Cringe af just let 4chan run the game
>>682582002
OP delivered after millions of years. You are slightly less of a faggot now, OP.
>>682582002
looks like OP isn't getting laid.
>>682582002
thank u
now rolling this
>>682581572
>>682581572
rolling
>>682581572
dinner roll
>>682582193
Would, but tinder doesn't send pics. If I get her snap I will.
>>682582002
Post her response to the cringey n00d request.
Then say:
Did you poop today? I did. Wasn't a very good one though. Only a 5.4 on the poop scale I use for my poop diary.
I like to record things.
Do you like my little pony?
>>682581572
checkem
>>682582002
>when OP doesn't get the file name
>>682578795
Rolling for this
Look at my dubs beyotch
Haha, just playing around my boyfriend would kill me if he saw me messing around like this.
>>682578158
you clearly don't use tinder much, girls already know what your end game is, it's just annoying when you fuck around like a complete autist. Gotta be confident in what you're asking for, it's much more attractive.
>>682582335
Omg this
>>682582193
lol you can't send pics over tindr you stupid fucks
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, havent forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Dont you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just bcus you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>682582732
rolling this
>>682582732
kek this
>>682582002
Congrats OP you went from about to get laid to still having a dry dick. Nice job
>>682582888
trips of truth winrar OP send it dont be a faggot this time and keep us waiting
>>682571227
your a true faggot OP beyond the normal OP lvl of faggotry
>makes a thread
> durrr dubs decides
>cant even deliver on that
>>682582888
Sure why not, kek
>>682583798
you cringy motherfucker
>>682583955
what did u think was gunna come out of this thread a sexy romantic conversation you whiteknight cuck
LOL, JK I suck cocks. Fuck off.
>>682584163
only roll
>>682584073
Tits maybe
show flabby tits
>>682584311
dobz
>>682583798
>had a chance to see a girls junk irl
>screwed it by wanting to be accepted by /b/
op is a faggot
>>682582732
Also, is Heaven still around? Last I saw was like 6 years ago
>>682584417
When did OP have a chance? Girls say shit like that all the time. She's talking like that average female.
If that sounded like she'd show her "junk" then long live your virginity, anon.
>>682584517
really faggot
>is heaven still around
are you really that fucking stupid
why pretend to have been around 6 years ago on 4chan when if you clearly dont remember sage post u havent been here for more than a few months stop trying so fucking hard
>>682584417
(Whisper) OP knows how to photoshop
