Am I doing it right?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Am I doing it right?
has to go through veins
>>682711406
You've got the right idea, but that's pretty light. If you want real results, you have to press really fucking hard. Though, would not recommend anon.
Cut radial artery
c'mon buddy don't do this :(
just want to end it......
>>682711406
>mfw no timestamp
>>682712045
nvm
>>682712026
omg stop, dude for real lets talk it out bro not even fucking around yo, this shit is fucked. Tell me why you're doing this.
No you do it across your neck
show blade
>>682711406
Right direction but you are being a puss about it.
Deeper fag
This is for you /b/
I love you all.
>>682711406
>>682712026
>>682712398
y tho?
>>682712398
deeper fag, and show blade pussy
Na you need another inch or 3 .... Just saying
Fucking hell dude, you made this thread like a couple hours ago. Time to stop.
Jesus christ, don't do it OP. Talk to us man.
>>682712398
c'mon guy no more, what happened? girl left you? parents died? raped?
>>682712398
That's not going to fucking do anything.
You've got to open the veins and keep them open long enough for you to lose ~2/3 of your total blood volume.
What you're doing there is just being an attention whore.
Fag.
Show dick op
If ur gon die might as well amirite
But seriously go get actual help and try to deal with your issues in a less destructive manner.
he's not NEARLY deep enough
nothing is going to happen
fatal cutting there'd be blood everywhere
this is what we call a cry for help
Kill yourself you dumb faggot
>>682712489
>>682712308
No blade. Just using a needle..... I have no purpose in this world. I was the one that carved the swatztika on me if anyone remembers.
>>682711406
no, you need to apply more pressure.
>>682711406
NO STOP!!
Just kidding, nobody gives a shit. Cut deeper.
>>682711406
No. You have to use a sharp knife and not a Sharpie. The Sharpie goes in ya pooper.
ATTENTION FAGGOTS. I SAW THIS THREAD A FEW HOURS AGO. SAME FUCKING IMAGES. OP IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST FAGGOT.
>>682712924
Knife goes in pooper to?
>>682712824
put needle through arm
I carve myself to help me forget about everything.
>>682712824
stop....this site is about funnies not death
this is what I do to relieve stress lol
(it says 666 btw)
This is from an earlier thread, fucking faggot. B8
>>682711843
>>682712268
>>682712574
>>682712576
I've gotten deeper cuts walking into a buckthorn.
Scratches (thats what these are) arent going to do shit.
Op is a pussy
>>682713046
draw a swastika
>>682712398
no pleas!
>>682711406
Real close
>>682713046
carve a dick
I do this to myself because it feels good.
Going like that is pretty fuckin stupid
>>682712999
sure what the fuck nice trips.
Its just fuqin b8
>>682713069
What the fuck are you smoking
Imo devote your whole fuckingg life to one thing only, try doing that if your life already sucks ass. Spice it up faggot
OP see a doctor. Trust me, life gets better with time.
Your full of shit. You know it doesn't feel good so cut that shit out and find a reason to live
>>682711406
If you're still alive, no.
I once stuck my dick in a cactus, i had way more blood than this puss puss.
Question for /b/ because OP is fag: If I took a bunch of oxy before trying to slit my wrists, would I be able to do it without pain?
>>682713634
idk why I laughed so hard at this
>>682713528
Bump. If you are going to an hero, do something unique <3
>>682712966
You're too late
Seeker level cuts. Gtfo pussy.
>>682713478
that good shit that's all white not green but that's besides the point.
>>682713592
>so cut that shit out
top kek
>>682713570
>>682713592
Life doesn't get better for me....
>>682713069
White knight faggot
come on OP, don't do it
much more to live for bro
you made a thread of this earlier, stop
>>682713965
OP what hppened that made it come to this? I'm going to put this on fox news
>>682713965
>>682714201
Sip, Sip, Pass the bleach
>>682713725
Minimalized. Oxy is much better at preventing pain than curing it, so it would be a good use. It will still hurt just about say, half as bad.
>>682711406
No, you have to dig deeper, you attention-hungry faggot.
>>682713874
>I see what you did there
>>682712026
>just want to end it......
Do it you fucking pussy! Go drink a bottle of Clorox.
>>682711406
Bitch nigger. You need to cut deeper.
>>682714278
It's too late. Remember me
>>682714476
Would bleach or Clorox even fucking work?
I once shoved my dick in a metal fan and had way more blood than this faggot
>>682714541
we will remember op as that one guy who scratched himself one day.
people are so fuck yo, I'm done with this site.
>>682714541
Deeper pussy. You're not impressing anybody
Well OP, you've wasted your life to amount to nothing. You could have just easily ran away and begun new. If you are willing to An Hero, you can just as easily become someone else. Sorry you've lost hope.
He ain't gunna die from that
Unrelated, back when I was fucking autistic I had cut my wrist pretty deep. Shit never healed right or something, have a stabbing pain in a deep layer of my arm when I move my wrists sometimes.
>>682714730
lol
>>682715077
only difference was I did it to kill myself not to get attention.
There's a hierarchy of suicidal attempt. There's the attention seekers and the actual doers.
>Slit wrists: LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!!! LOOK
>Take Tylenol: Look at me! I'm 13 and I can't dig anything out of Mom's cabinet!
>Take prescription drugs: I found this in my Mom's purse. Time to call people and tell them I'm offing myself
>Take illegal drugs: I highly misjudged my dose.
>Hanging: I'm pathetic, old, and poor. Don't look at me
>CO2: I'm pathetic, old, and slightly more wealthy. I'm probably a girl and don't want to mess up my face
>Trains/jumping off building: I really don't give a fuck
>Shotgun: I really don't give a fuck and I hate my family so I want them to discover my gross body
>>682714092
bro stfu, seriously, just cause you watched youtube videos of this shit and wanna tell a fucked up story to your other faggot friends doesnt mean you should encourage this shit
>>682714541
like 40 people will remember some faggot cut himself, for like 20 minutes, and then we'll forget forever.
well you win some you some OP, gl in the afterlife homie.
>>682715383
What is white knight? Sorry I'm a newfag
>>682713069
No faggot. This site is about whatever we want it to be about. If you don't wanna see it, don't click on the thread.
OP, if you are gonna do it stop being a faggot and posting it online.
I am worthless. I have no purpose. I lost everything. You guys mean everything to me.
>>682711406
dude OP please stop, like you dont have to do this. just masturbate and do what everyone else on this fucking site does bro
>>682712824
Oh yeah, I remember, the super tiny one.
>>682715733
You mean nothing to us, OP, sorry
>>682715332
On point
>>682715383
true my nigga this is no laughing matter
>>682713401
Yeah man, I'm happy about them
>>682715733
you mean nothing to us though, now hurry up and end it.
>>682715733
Dubs o' death
Rest in pepsi
>>682715566
faggots who try to save the day, act like they are helping the world by buying into the b8
>>682715939
stop being an asshole dude, just cause its not your life doesnt man you can help someone destroy theirs.
>>682715733
Op stop being a pussy and just bust a nut. You can do better
>>682715733
YOU ARE A FAGGOT
>>682716111
you're a waste of trips.
kys fgt
These are the same pics from earlier fuck off op
>>682711406
You have the right idea. Now wait about six years.
Your a useless fucking human being incapable of achieving anything, can't even cut yourself your such a pussy. Nobody gives a flying fuck about you, your small dick, your inability to function in society or the fact that you have absolutely no imagination towards knocking yourself. Periscope yourself jumping off an overpass.
>fuck you
Sage in all fields
>>682716083
still bait or not why take that chance in a situation like this?
>>682715733
Gotta cut deeper unless your plan is just a scar.
>>682714541
Is that a testicle on the right?
>>682716205
you think i fucking care about trips faggot? who fucking cares, its numbers
>>682715733
Good luck op, on whatever you decide to do. Can we get a back story though?
>>682716111
Wtf? You're getting feels about this guy? He's most likely trolling us all. Those cuts are pussy bitch scratchdd
>>682711406
no, you gotta do it HARD! COMMIT, FAGGOT!
>>682716205
you're probably 45 and smell like cabbage, if anyone should die it's you.
>>682716296
Let nature take its course
>>682716111
We'll he's just doing this for attention so actually you're the one killing him.
>>682716296
he's scratching his arm with a needle.
I fucking get worse wounds pretty regularly at work.
OP can you post your dick or something? You're gonna be dead soon and won't care anyway.
>>682715332
>>682715332
HAHAHAHHAHA THE LAST ONE xD
>>682715077
thats neuropathy caused by nerve damage.
>>682716494
i hate suicide. suicide is a pussy way to go. suck it up and deal with it like everyone else. thats why im saying that
>>682716391
Lmao looks like it
>>682716540
I take pride in my cabbage scent.
>>682713079
SUPER FUCKING EDGY BRO
I don't get why people try to stop suicide. Let them remove themselves from the gene pool. And kill off retard babies too while you're at it. Bad genes
>>682712398
Fuck you faggot, deliver and die already.
>you're not dying because gay
>>682713079
damn, you must have used razor wire with all those edges you're throwing around.
>>682716599
does that come in wumbo?
>>682716773
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAAHAH
>>682713170
My dad used to say (when I was crying about an ouchie) " I've had bigger scratches on my eyeball!"
Shit my dad said...
>>682711406
Fucking edgelord. Yes just need to get more cuts.
>>682712966
ikr? This faggot ain't even dying
>>682716583
i got worse wounds getting my tattoos. and hepatitis.
>>682711406
No. You are not.
>>682715733
>>682714541
>>682713965
>>682713362
>>682713079
>>682712398
>>682712026
>>682711406
Lol anon you are practically writing "I am a little bitch that can't handle my shit" over and over on your arm. I feel bad your gonna die a virgin tho
>>682715332
as an attemptee(?) i have to say thats not true. ive got a 9mm waiting for me for the next time. No way its going to fail.
My plan is to travel abroad, maybe do it there, maybe just use my 9mm when i get back. dont know.
my point is, people who suffer from chronic depression make half-assed attempts until one actually works.
It's a learning process and nobody gets it right their first time.
You can do it op. Take that tiny, iddy biddy needle, and scratch your way in to your artery like a rat.
>>682717022
Gonna say that when I have a kid. What a great blend of pacifying and being a dick.
yo that guys probs dead now you assholes. GG He ain't posting anymore.
>>682717269
Anyone who is about to kill themselves should actually do research so they don't look like a fucking idiot talking to a therapist like "yeah.....I took like 5 aspirin and called my mom sobbing....."
I mean, it's your death, you should be careful about getting it right the first time
sooooooo is op kill yet lol
>>682717386
he scratched himself to hard, eh?
retard.
>>682711406
>>682714541
Is everyone ignoring the testicles on the table
>>682717698
That is a foot.
>>682717543
Shut the fuck up you cabbage scented woman.
>>682712026
Let me get that steam account thebln you can kys
OP stop being a pussy and actually kys. Cut deep and actually cut deep. And why are you cutting yourself when you can take a kitchen knife and just cut your neck. It´ll suck but hey, you say you have no purpose in this world anyways.
OP here. Well guys....I'm done cutting myself......I now know what I have to do..... I shall do space program to myself. I shall be a space cowboy......
>>682714541
Mind delivering moar OP?
>>682717698
that's a foot. please go kill yourself
>>682712026
>>682711406
bicep to elbow
alt. thigh to back of knee if you prefer bleeding out faster, legs have more veins
either case ~1/4 inch - ~1/2 inch should be deep enough
>>682711406
why waste our time and yours? if that feels good to you and you "want it to end" just do it... you wont
>>682717698
that's its foot R tard.
>>682717826
suck my left nut
>>682713362
Keep it up, anon
You're doing great
>>682716391
>>682716675
it's a foot you fools
stop ponting out my physical mutation or i'll really kill myself
>>682715733
you're just smearing around the little beads of blood, you couldn't handle the first scratch, you're not going to do any real damage.
1. position the needle pointing in your fingers on a table
2. align your eye over it
3. slam your head into table
with any luck you'll die of a subdural hematoma
>>682717894
LETS SEE YOUR COCK! CUT YOUR DICK AND SHOW US OP
>>682717959
I would if you had one, that's right you're a cabbage scented woman go back to rubbing your cabbage scented clit in your cabbage scented kitchen.
>>682718137
Fake
>>682711626
Needs to be more off center, down the thumb side. Center is mostly ligaments.
Otherwise I agree with the sentiment. Not a great idea OP
>>682717489
true, but youre not really in there when you finally break down. you make poor decisions.
its when youve gone down the rabbit hole too far to care or come back that you can think with absolute clarity and do it. but that takes a lot to be triggered...
>>682718268
Thats my fetish
Do it.
Before you kill yourself check this out
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
>>682718379
of course it is, you're a fucking cabbage. Wanna fuck?
>>682718431
Faggot
>>682717894
ill supply the lawn chair, weather baloons, and duct tape to ensure you cant pussy out of this.
>>682712290
Nah, you have to be perfectly aimed and cut deeper. That's without hitting neck ligaments, think cutting gristle in a steak x10
>>682718573
what was it?
>>682717894
Please OP. Cut it soft and then get hard for science.
>>682718670
That video everyone talks about but doesn't know about. The.... I can't even say it.
>>682718798
say it pussy. greenball? what?
>>682718670
Search "cp sites" into google.
>>682718798
Its alright anon, itll soon be forgotten
>>682718913
The.... Dude the mods are watching.
>>682718919
haha no.
>>682718913
It's the snells experiment..
>>682712824
This reminds me of a certain greentext of a faggot using a needle to cut himself to get attention. Is that you?
>>682717894
Speaking as an educated psychotherapist, you aren't doing yourself any favors. I bet your parents will notice your self inflicted wounds and admit you 51/50 and then your insurance will line my pockets. This is a cry for attention and posting it on an anonymous isn't doing anything but appeasing your inherent need to be heard. Talk to a friend, get off the internet. Idiot.
>>682718431
Fuckin bitch
>>682719018
never heard of it
>>68271867
he typed child porn Barack Obama assassination how to make a pipe bomb and whole bunch of shit that's probably gonna make the police show up at my door kek
>>682719150
It's a coverup. Feds say nothing occured, blah blah same old shit. The photos are supposedly ones leaked
>>682718798
I already got banned for sayin it before but, you know.... The cp- cheese pizza
>>682719437
The chess player
OP is just attention hungry, this is bait. Saw this earlier this morning.
The creepy pasta
The chuckling piñata
yeah I wish I could
The fbi showed up bc of the Club Penguin I was downloding
>>682719888
The cheeky prince
>>682719973
RIP
Lol you don't even have to wait a day now to recycle a thread.. Fucking retards.
