Step forward, /b/, The Altar shall grant your wishes.
But remember, with every wish, there's a consequence/catch.
Now go! Wish with you heart's content!
>>767338627
>Step forward, /b/, The Altar shall grant your wishes.
>But remember, with every wish, there's a consequence/catch.
>Now go! Wish with you heart's content!
I wish I had a gf so I could play with her doo doo to nut.
>>767338627
I will get laid this week.
What's the catch?
I want to be a little girl.
>>767338706
GRANTED
But you'll get AIDS in the next few days.
>>767338732
GRANTED
But you'll get her pregnant.
>>767338627
I wish for the ugliest girlfriend in the world who is terrible in bed and spends all my money and won't blow me.
I wish for a world without consequences.
I wish to have a glass of water
>>767338819
I'll just keep a coat hanger with me
>>767338627
I wish for my body to instantly physically transform into a beautiful woman of my ideal appearance and traits.
>>767338749
GRANTED
There's a process, so you'll be one next day.
But you will be raped by a random man as soon as you step outside your door.
>>767338846
GRANTED
But consequences will never be the same
>>767338846
GRANTED
But your wiener will detach from your body, never to be reattached.
>>767338886
FREE GRANTED!
This ability can be given at any moment! so keep luck around you guys, The Altar is also an object of courtesy.
>>767338627
I avoid the Wish Granter because it's a brain-melting fucking ruse and go blow up shit with my AK instead.
>>767338960
YOU DARE TRY TO MIMIC ME, YOU DISGUISING PIECE OF SHIT!?
>>767339119
GRANTED
But OP is a disguising piece of shit
Faggot
>>767338627
I'd wish for feminazis to all dissapear, and if I could chose the consequence then I'll hero to make it happen.
>>767339066
You have been marked bythe God Slyaer: SUSANO'O.
You will be given torment and bad luck along your way. Only people who threaten The Altar or wishes to hurt the world/other anons.
The Altar is courteous, like it is punishing.
>>767339281
FREE GRANTED!
No consequence!
>>767338627
I wish my penis would shrink down from 3 meters long to 2.5. all the toddlers tell me its too much to handle
>>767339230
>>767339416
GRANTED
But your penis will eventually grow 5 inches longer.
>>767339416
I wish I had an extra pair of arms. I want to embrace my inner Goro!
>>767339708
GRANTED
But your dick shall shrink by 3 inches
>>767339495
oh yaayyy
I wish for my ideal dream girl to exist and to be waiting for me in my room when I return home. Thank you and bless you.
I wish for actress, Sarah Jane Hyland, to be in romantic and sexual love with me.
>>767339917
FREE GRANTED!
You shall receive no consequence!
You have access to unlimited freedom!
>>767340021
GRANTED
But she will gain a brain tumor that will allow her to live within 5 months.
>>767338942
that's it? I'll gladly take it, even 1 rape per month
thanks
>>767338627
I wish for a wish with no consequences.
>>767340167
Your wish will be taken notice for future use, as another anon will be given this wish for their own benefit.
For now, you will be given a second chance of wishing.
I wish the person I like would like me back
>>767340683
Your wish is FREE GRANTED, due to your fellow anon who wished for this action.
You shall see it here: >>767340167
>>767338627
i want my ex gf to love me again
>>767338627
A pair of osmium-iridium knuckle dusters each weighing a pound and a half.
>>767340998
GRANTED
But you shall get her pregnant when you two mate.
>>767338627
I wish for infinite wishes
>>767341067
GRANTED
But a nigger shall steal your bike.
>>767341136
i can live with that really want to start a family with her
>>767341170
...that's actually a really good deal. My bike is a few years old, there's no way it's worth as much as three pounds of iridium.
>>767341164
The Great SUSANO'O snarled at your wish, and held back from eviscerating you.
Try another wish, anon, it's for your own good...
>>767338627
>So, I found who was behind of it.
>>767341310
I wish that you grants me my wish of infinite wishes. Motherfucker.
>>767338627
This some kinda unitology shit?
I wish for an additional wish without consequence or catch.
>>767341431
You want wishes? FINE, TRY AND TAKE 'EM, ONAHOLE!
>>767341748
I wish you weren't such a weeb cunt
>>767338627
I wish for criminal history to be expunged and debt reduced to 0
>>767341670
With your wish, you will be granted a wish without consequence...
But as smart as you are, your consequence is from from THIS wish.
>>767341785
See here ->>>767339313
>>767341785
And stop being a little bitch, anon.
- The Altar
>>767341874
I wish that you killed yourself and that just before dying, you"d grant me infinite wishes.
>>767342014
See -> >>767339313
Your wish will be dealt by The Great SUSANO'O, and that you will live a life with pain and suffering.
>>767342189
Cool, so I now have infinite wishes, and susano can't give shit because as agreed the consequences were for the initial wish not this one.
I wish to be a billionaire
I wish that all previous wishes are undone.
>>767342337
The Altar does not think as lowely as you, feeble anon.
The Altar shall grant you a consequence fee wish with ITS will, not yours.
And as The Great Altar may be fair, you shall be given punishment by SUSANO'O.
>>767342540
GRANTED
But with every 10 thousand you spend, a year of your life shall be taken away.
I wish you fuck over the next guy.
>>767342558
See here -> >>767339313
>>767342661
See here -> >>767339313
>>767338627
Superfluous. If I want something, I make it happen. Wishing is for babbies.
