hi /b/ I'm attracted to amputee girls with only one leg
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hi /b/
I'm attracted to amputee girls with only one leg or foot
does someone know such a girl?
pls post pics and tell stories of your Eileens/Irenes
> inb4 KS
>>684099282
I heard one legged girls are a bit footloose.
>Go to school with girl with one foot
>Grew up in some small town
>Starts taking dance classes
Fast forward a year
>Becomes 1 footed dance major
>runs around all sweaty in gym clothes all the time
>Have mutual friends, gives me the eye
>smile back and forth
>see her on way to the gym on campus
Fast forward 2 months
>See's me doing volunteer work
>Smiles and gives me the eye
>gives me tight hug
Fast forward to now
>See's me going to gym on campus
>Give's me a big smile
>Give's big hug
>Still has one foot
So cash
>hair grows really fast
>wife says go get haircut anon you look like chewbacca
>we go to knockouts
>chick has paper clip leg thingy
>tell host chick I want that one
>get hair cut by peg leg
>call her sharkbite
>wife mad at flirting
>sharkbite laughs we go to neck message and she rubs my fat fucjing shoulders like she's kneading a pizza pie
>penis erectus
>wife sees
>ohshit.jpeg
>sharkbite sees
>Sharkbite squeezes my shoulder and asks how long we've been together
>wife is obviously upset with the monument de dick
>remember the exact date we started seeing eachother
>wife happy, dick is happy, sharkbite is happy
>go home fuck wife
>wife talks about us fucking sharkbite together
>what the fuck is happening? Is this a trap?
>tell wife I just want to watch her eat sharkbite a pussy
>wife says she wants to see my dick inside sharkbite
>cum.gif
>wife tells me to suck her nipples while she finishes up
>"tell me what you want to do with sharkbite, anon"
>say stupid shit that almost makes no sense like "I want to fuck her while her face is buried in your ass"
>wife not into ass play
>ruin mood
>"never talk about this again unless I bring it up or its not happening again anon"
>wtfdididowrong
>still fap to sharkbite
>>684099362
im gonna go out on a limb here but i agree with this guy
>>684099823
>>684099823
>>684099362
>>684100368
That is so fucking insensitive, jokes about amputees get me hopping mad
>>684100894
>>684100894
or this
>>684102336
Coworker banged a chick with one finger once. We now call him peter pan and constantly ask where captain hook is. My advice. Fuck a girl that has all her limbs
>>684102414
>>684102636
that's fucking retarded dude
I feel with your coworker
poor guy working with such idiots
>>684102760da>>684102760
Dat high hill tho
>>684102929
Idiotic? You must mean immature.
>>684102760
>>684102636
hot stump action would be worth the ridicule of common fags.
>>684103498
>>684103498
Like you've had any amp action
>>684103905
that's why i said *would be*. and i definitely would.
>>684104423
>>684104137
>>684105273
>>684099282
u make this exact thread every fucking day stop it.
>>684105475
>>684105554
oh, off by one. how thread appropriate.
>>684099362
>>684100368
>>684100894
>>684105554
> every day multiple YLYL threads
> every day multiple gore threads
> every day multiple FB fap threads
> every day multiple feet threads
> ???
> profit
