Greentext thread?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Greentext thread?
Anyone lurking?
Fuck you faggots im not posting for no one.
>>685127702
lurking as fuck and that made me lol
>>685127898
FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!
>>685129232
This has to be fake, right?
>>685129286
quick google search confirms the drug and the side effect. Maybe, who knows.
>>685129687
That would be hell.
>>685129753
My folder is unorganized as shit.
>>685129831
Dumping, but some may be feels.
>>685127100
Do you have that story with Roxane shower?
>>685129939
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>>685129974
Maybe?
Stand-by.
>>685130211
Anyone lurking still?
I wana fap.
>>685130270
i'm lurkin.
>>685130523
Never understood that one, I would've decked the bitch and stole the camera.
>>685127648
This one is fucking ridiculous. 9/11 keks
>>685130606
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>>685130565
Today you are more important than my dick.
Feel proud.
>>685130972
Lurkin
Keep that shit comin
>>685131176
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>>685131150
Will anon continue his torrential downpour of shitposting? Or will his dick's demands get the better of him.
FIND OUT TODAY ON "OP IS FAGGOT!"
>>685131351
no one will read that shit you faggity
>>685131351
I like hoe just seeing some of the thumbnails makes me remember the entire post.
>>685131446
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>>685131420
You sure?
A growing anon needs his daily recommended dose of Kekism
Do you guys want to read some autistic things that I've done in my life?
Here's a sample;
>Black, 15
>6/10 with fuzz on my lip
>talking to this girl for months
>Fell for her
>Easy 8/10
>Walk her home, hear her life story, eat Lunch together everyday
>practically dating
>everyday think about asking her to go on a date
>One day were walking together alone
>She says to me with no lead up or anything
>"Anon, I really like you and I think I love you.. Do you feel the same about me?"
>It caught me off guard
>I yell "whaa? No.. Wtf?"
>I see her soul crushed and I walk off..
> we didn't speak for weeks
>I went to talk one day to break the silence..but she was really bitchy
> I said I was joking and poker bowl by mistake
>called me a creep and walked off
I seen her a few weeks ago in the city and we made eye contact.. I could tell she still hated me.
I still have nightmares about this.
>>685129753
I thought it was going to say zozzle
>>685131689
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>>685131691
>15
>couple of months
>weeks
Anon...are you underage?
And more importantly...are you a nigger?
>>685131691
>>I said I was joking and poked her boob by mistake*
>>685131800
zozzle
>>685131351
im really fucking angry
>>685131800
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>>685131849
>on bus with friends
>tell friends I can do magic trick
"I can make a cup appear out of thin air!"
>Put bandana over hand
>Autistic hand shakes over my covered hand
>Whip bandana off and grab a handful of this girls tit
>5 sec. silence
>We all bust up
Step up anon, be an Alpha
>>685132075
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>>685131983
Common, it was fair play.
>>685132208
It was funny, but holy shit i wasted a lot of time reading that.
>>685132260
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>>685132394
We all have time for the fucking.
>>685132502
Holy fuck, how many do I have?
>>685127478
fucking savage
>>685132701
I have a Business final in a couple hours.
Someone tell me random business facts to help me study.
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>>685133167
Heres a doozy
>>685133636
I have to many repeats.
>>685127100
>>685133742
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>>685133765
He got ass, so what?
>>685133700
kek
>>685133765
does this count as a threesome
seriously
>>685134187
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>>685134172
I'd count it.
>>685131843
Sure.
Not underage.
That was before I turned 16.
>>685132075
Grabbing tits doesn't make you an alpha.
That's kinda of pathetic. I can chat up most girls and have them allow me to cop a feel in like three minutes.
Another round of stupid shit I've done.
>17
>in new private school
>heading to art class
>Met this girl "Sarah"
>we ended up getting paired as partners because we sat down next to each other and the teacher was really fucking lazy
>We're making jokes and it becomes really sexual
> i'm going to guess this was a joke, but she says
>"I'm going to take you around the back during break and blow you"
>I stop laughing, open my mouth to say some stupid joke
>instead a big glob of spit falls out of the side of my mouth, lands and splatters on my solid gray uniform.
>I get up, exit the classroom and start running down the hallway, called my driver and went home.
>I didn't go to school the next day and on the return requested an immediate transfer to a music class.
>>685134269
>I'm so fucking alpha and bad ass
Kek, kys
>>685134253
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>>685134269
>called my driver
Rich boy?
Why is no one actually doing oc green text?
>>685134403
Where did I say I was a bad ass?
>Kek,Kys
>>685134425
No, they didn't have a school bus, so I had to pay some guy $180 a month to take me to school.
>>685134672
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>>685134770
Nothing new under the sun.
And because fuck you, thats why.
>>685134770
becoz faggity thread is faggity raggity
op should fuck him
who is he shitin now
>>685134885
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>>685134829
Nigger, trust me when I say this.
Stop while your pride is still somewhat intact.
>>685135139
>>685127943
He reposted it.
>>685134991
>Pride
>Shame
>I have none
Have you read anything? I guess not.
Besides, I'm sure you've done some stupid shit in your life.
Also, why are you gonna? Insult me on the Internet? Call me a nigger?
>Kek, KYS
>>685135632
I will dox you, nigger.
Watch me.
>>685135642
Shit, that was a sad one.
>>685128086
Jesus christ
>they call me the shitstorm
My sides
>>685127565
One of the few greens that are actually truth.
>>685135826
Anyone got the full version of the one where OP was stabbed in his leg for a box of frozen pizza?
>>685135872
LAST ONE! TIME TO FAP!
How many fucking gets did I get? Can someone check for me?
>>685135950
I'm retarded.
>>685135725
Dox me, bro.
Make sure you DDoS me.. ANONIMOOSE.
>Wii R legun
>Wii do not 4gib
>Wii do not 4git
gaytext > greentext
Anyone got the plague doctor? Lost that one a while ago
>>685129286
i have no fucking idea but
http://scicurious.scientopia.org/2011/11/25/friday-weird-science-clomipramine-yawning-and-orgasm/
>>685136265
WHAAAAAAAA?!?!?
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH?!?!!?!
He was fucked gay!
>>685127702
boss
>>685131800
Zozzle is 6 words you underage faggot
>>685136627
>>685136536
It's easier than you think. All you need to do is find a big strong guy to grind your prostate
>>685136784
All I want is a cute trap to fuck senseless and maybe fuck me occasionally.
Sadly, I don't know where to find any.
>>685127742
>grumpy dumpies
i lost my shit! 10/10
>>685136689
>Zozzle
>six words
>words
Shouldn't you kids both be in school right now??
>>685136879
It's practically impossible to find a good trap that isn't fucking nuts
It's easier to train yourself to love manly men. It's taken me a while, but I'm into them now
>>685136948
Last one, and my favourite
>>685136879
Ill be yours anon
>>685137190
Nigga, I like Tomboys and Girlyboys.
I will never go bear, ever.
I admit it's gay, but I don't want it to look gay to the random passerby.
And I'll take the deranged ones. It'll be a challenge to fix their heads.
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>>685133553
God damn I wish there were more of these
>>685127288
dem feels man
>>685127853
kek
>>685127898
You motherfucker...
Good on ya, though.
>>685137292
No thank you....
>>685137567
FUCK! WRONG ONE!
>>685137610
>>685137567
Come on anon ill be your slutty little trap, this is what you want right
>>685137819
why do you even have those pictures saved
jesus
>>685137819
Or this?
>>685130823
pure. fucking. gold.
>>685137819
GO AWAY!
BACK! SPAWN OF SATAN!
>>685137893
To show people the reality of trans people.
>>685137947
You can have all of us anon, take turns ruining our boipussies
>>685130711
My first time reading this, anon. Thank you. I am moved
>>685127702
thats a fucking bro right there
>>685127288
Can relate, now i hate my self.
>>685138132
Go into the world and fuck, my son.
>>685135319
What? How?
>>685127565
>sex jokes included
Autism included
>>685133962
He is me
>Rebel at heart
>>685138950
How did you fuck up a greentext?
Is this ultimate newfaggotry?
>>685130823
tue
>>685127702
golden bro right here
>>685131176
worth the read?
>>685130606
That's what the guy was there for, I guaran-fucking-tee it.
>>685139544
You get the jist after 5 replies.
>>685130270
kek for space niggers even w/o color clarify
>>685127702
NAISUU
>685138507
he's trying to be cool
>>685139167
>Because
>I'm
>Rebel
>at
>Heart
>>685140688
No...this isn't newfaggotry.
This is the lost art of the OldFags, and that means one thing...
THE END TIMES HAVE COME!
>>685132701
top kek
>>685127252
kekers
Fuck it, I'll type some OC
>Be me
>Be 16, sophmore in highschool
>doing lame project in english class
>Teacher gives us each a topic, we have to argue a stance with said topic in front of class
>Point of project is to argue without getting off topic
>While we are presenting, if we get off topic class yells "Digression"
>Day of presentations
>Teacher gives us a few minutes to practice speeches before we present
>We have autistic kid in class
>Fucking tard integration
>Teacher lets him stand outside to practice in silence
>Friend goes to the bathroom around the same time
>When tard is outside, teacher explains to us not to say digression during his speech so he doesn't get all nervous
>Kid is notorious for having nervous breakdowns
>Whatever.jpeg
>Friend comes back from bathroom
>Didn't get the memo
>Start presenting
>Class is getting into it when yelling "digression" at people
>Actually becoming pretty fun
>Even teacher is having chuckles
>Tard's turn to present
>Starts his speech, starts going on a tangent his first 30 seconds
>Everyone is silent
>Friend stands up, points straight at the tard and yells it
>"DIGRESSION!!!"
>Tard starts breaking down and crying
>Whole class is a uproar at my friend
>Teacher trying to calm tard down
>mfw
>>685141337
Ohhh thats evil.
I LOVE IT!
>1337
>>685129939
kek/kek
>wake up from nightmare
>It was annoying
>dream was that 4chan turned into tumblr
>the pol forum was now "Political Correctness"
>I become angry and leave internet sites for days
>I still have nightmares
>>685142274
Nigger, that was a waking nightmare...
>be me grade 12(final year highschool)
>be a fucked up kid
>take 1 g shrooms
>english 1st period
>chilling noone takes this guys seriously.jpg
>mushies kick in
>hold on tight.mp3
>everything looks really bright
>teacher tells us wierd story
>start laughing like a crazy person barely survive
>lesson ends
>go to friends class ask teacher if he is there
>guy sitting in front says no teacher sent him out "becuase he was doing wierd shit in class"
>start laughing violently
>trip ends at 2nd break
>never see friend again
>22
>horribly drunk during the day
>felt like a walking hobo
>walk into this gas station
>want to buy something to cool off
>mother with child walks in
>dont know if shes hot because im drunk or shes hot because she has a rat with her
>tell her to go ahead, its gonna take a while with my order
>stumble to her kid and mumble
>"your mums hot"
>she was like 6, maybe 7
>she replies with "shes a princess"
>make a surprised face
>she had a braid
>get to the cashier pay for my drink
>get outside
>tell her to keep the braid as shes about to go inside her car
>she says
>"thanks how cute of you"
>as i want to stumble back home she asks if i want a ride
>hell why the fuck not im too lazy to walk
>tell her to drop me off near the bus station
>ask her if she knows that her daughter thinks if shes a princess and that her braid really suits her well
>clearly the alcohol speaking out of me
>as im about to exit the car
>asks me if i dont want to go eat something with her and her daughter
>tell her "no you already did enough, thank you very much"
>simply walk home and watch her drive off with nothing in mind
not sure if i survived a trap or couldve had some hot mom sex
>>685131843
Saved
>>685138545
Are you stupid? Sex jokes get them horny af.
>>685132797
micro means small business
macro means large scale business
>>685131843
>not in the butt
>YES IN BUTT
