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So we doing this?
>>685131137
let me ask mom
Whats your name again?
>>685131137
I forgot my valtrex
>>685131137
Do you watch anime?
OP is a faggot.
Do you want sex?
>>685131137
Sorry, your my sister
I'm voting for Hillary.
I support donald trump
>>685131137
"Hi."
...Only needed 1.
>>685131137
i fuck my dog
>>685132269
>your
>>685131137
Well... This is me.
We fuckin' or what?
I make trap threads.
"Are you on /b/?"
>>685131137
I hate you cunt
I collect dirty panties.
>>685132598
kekt
>>685131798
>valtrex
had to google that one.
wp anon
"I love fucking kids"
>>685132556
he is trying to fuck his sister, and you expect him to not be illiterate.
>no Hitler did nothing wrong
>this isn't my /b anymore
>>685132222
holy shit ...
I have a kid.
>>685131137
"I saw my therapist"
>>685131137
Here come dat boi
>>685131137
fuck before we go?
>>685131137
You like dragon dildos?
please wash your cunt
I have aids bro
>>685131137
Do you like fedoras?
I fucked your brother
You okay with herpes?
>>685131137
I am a vegan
I forgot my wallet
I'd rather suck cock
Hitler did something wrong
Netflix and chill after?
The 'ol lickaroo. Please?
Watch my little pony
>>685131137
And this is mom
>>685131137
FUCK THESE STUPID THREADS
Your sister is hot
I forgot my condom
Can you pay this?
>>685131137
I don't eat ass
You on your period?
>>685133560
So bush did 9/11
>>685133118
kek
>>685132896
>Implying that would ruin the date.
Thread hijack: just pissed out my window and somebody on the bridge opposite my house saw my cock. AMA.
Hey its dat boi
Oh shit what up
>>685132896
>le meme arrow
>that somehow ruining a first date
Get out of here now.
>>685131137
suck my cock bitch
>>685132598
underrated post
You have no cock?
>>685133848
....i hit the window and now I can smell my piss throughout the room...
>>685133950
>>le meme arrow
>>that somehow ruining a first date
>Get out of here now.
Jesus christ man, I didn't come here to cringe.
>>685131137
I post on /b/
>>685132222
CHECKED
Once went on a date with a super qt Japanese girl and I actually asked
>do you like Pokemon?
Fucking end me, /b/
Are those real tits?
>>685131137
Do you use 4chan?
show me dat pussy
Jet fuel doesn't melt
>>685131137
Hi I am Tyronne.
Gibe da pussi b0ss
>>685131137
Pretty much any 4 of the words I ever say, in like any order at all, apparently.
It's a talent I have...
>>685131137
I've got a dick
Her ex is black.
You laugh you lose
Kids burn soo good
I'm not wearing underwear
>>685131137
I post fluffy abuse
I have a pindick
Your mom is hot
>>685131137
Look, (point) my parole officer.
do you do anal?
>>685131137
Right in the pussy
marblecake also the game
I found your nudes
>>685132634
WINRAR
See also
>do you like 4chan
your mother was better
>>685133673
Kek
>>685131137
*grabbing butt*
Nice piece of meat.
I did this once, thinking it'd be funny.
Bitches have no sense of humor.
Add me on myspace
>>685133781
That'd just make her woke
Hey, do you vape?
Im going in dry
>>685131137
I've got a knife...
>>685134958
You sound like autism
I am a Feminist
Follow @kike_memes on Instagram
>>685134959
kek
Rape doesn't always hurt.
Hi, I'm Pauly Shore
wow you are fat!
>>685131137
you are very fat
Looking for dank memes
>>685131137
Fancy a quick shag ?
>>685131137
I have aggressive herpies
I do real doggystyle
It won't suck itself
>>685134302
Don't worry phaggot I literally did the same ass thing on my first and only date
Red rocket red rocket!
I cum tributed you
>>685131137
Is your brother hotter?
I like your ears
Do you like fedoras?
>>685131137
Your tongue my ass
Hate you, love trips
>>685131137
Have you been checked?
Get of my /b/
i'm into violent rape
Stay thirsty my friends
So I have autism
Are you a trap?
>>685131137
Are you black/Spanish?
>>685135536
this!
i've also got slapped in the face once... totally worth it for a bet for a bottle of Jim
Hi I am OP
>>685131137
Are you a robot?
Do you even MLP?
He burned my patch
>>685131137
hitler did nothing wrong
Do you browse 4chan?
>>685131137
Your ass is big
Show tits or gtfo
>>685133950
>"le meme arrow"
How new are you?
>>685131137
You are paying right?
>>685131137
Will you marry me
You like Spider-Man threads?
>>685131137
Rawr *nuzzles you* purr
>>685131137
I got the hiv
imma full on rapist
Wright in a benis
>>685131137
U+me=hiv
>>685135635
/thread
Hue hue hue hue
i lurk on 4chins
Ever tried anal before?
>>685131137
Hitler did nothing wrong
Got a younger sister?
"She mostly dates niggers."
Also...
>>685136038
You better be trolling, son.
>>685131137
Imma toungepunch your fartbox
How is your dad?
>>685131137
feminism is fucking dumb
Do you want AIDS?
Do you browse 4chan?
>>685136400
I collect cum bottles.
HERE COME DAT BOI
So, how is stuff?
>>685136168
just say youre a philanthropist
i'm a full-on-rapist
Do you have money?
"Dequan, my wifes son."
I forgot my blanky
I love you, bae
I forgot the condom
>>685132497
you disappoint yourself
>>685136687
/thread
>>685131137
The music's too loud
I broke my condom.
>>685136582
Oh shit boi waddup
>>685136738
Not always a date ender
>>685136168
Milk steak and jellybeans, sir?
Sometimes I touch myself
You want to yiff?
>>685132497
Your face will do the rest.
>>685131137
I am a jew
How many children do you want?
ITT: All the fuckers who can't count
>>685131137
Do you have pot?
I'm not into scat.
>>685133950
Summer is upon us.
>>685137172
that one time was a date starter
You need to shave
>>685131137
You can't even triforce
>>685137070
"I post furry porn"
I'm the new sheriff
>>685137293
you cant even triforce nigger
>>685135183
Autism Cuck Trump Aspie Hilter
Repeat 4000 times an hour and you have /b.
Hooray for you.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>685137353
awww shit...that's hawt
Will you marry me?
>>685137239
Not where I live. They're all uptight and shit.
>>685137461
artist is luckypan
>>685137439
(i) CAN'T WAKE UP
>>685131137
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>685137471
SOMEBODY ALREADY DID THIS1
>>685137542
didn't even ask for sauce yet and you read my mind....thank you 1000/10 brosky
I'm voting for Trump.
Dubs, also the game.
hitler did nothing wrong
>>685137070
yes. yes i do
Niggers tongue my anus
>>685131137
gibe da pusi pls
>>685137545
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
hitler did something wrong
You know the rules
>>685137835
And so do I
>>685137816
youre right, he didn't do enough
How was your turd?
>>685131137
i am being stalked
i am very lonely
ill only hurt u
hurts what i love
try again future date
come back later, okay?
my dad is insane
he is violent man
he hurt loved ones
can not do it
can not stop it
will move over seas
ask again then later
department of defence stalked
dad mason military intelligence
go work out instead
>>685137873
a full commitments what im, thinkin of
well well well, mum
I'm into prolapsed anuses
>>685131137
>Let's fuck your sister
>You're fucking fat bitch
>You really wearing that?
>Eat shit and die
>Your sister is hotter
>she's 9? That's cool
>>685137703
10/10 how she did reply
>>685137994
You wouldnt get this
dads an insane criminal
ull only get hurt
but i love you
think me touch clit
my waifus level 4
i dont smoke cannabis
australian dod is insane
im harrassed every minute
violence victim from electromagnetics
subvocalisation is being recorded
I'm out of cash
I'll pay next time
I have a condom
I have a prescription
You gonna eat that?
Are those all yours?
I like fat girl a
I like skinny girls
I like short, tall, skinny, bi, etc etcetera girls
My penis is Jim.
I like your shoes.
I lost my license.
Is your sister available
Is your Mom single
Is your _____ single
Do you like anal?
My Little Pony Fan?
Maybe we go halfsies?
Don't tip the waitress/waiter
I have a sandwich
They know me here
I can't go there
I only eat here
I'd LIKE to cook
They won't let me
My mom is fat
Mom's also a chubby
Your boobs/eyes are lopsided/crooked
I brought my teeth
Do you like Hitler
I feel a connection
Don't turn around now
Haha made you look
Please pull my finger
I have ten/six/five/four/three/two/one cats/dogs/cars/ferrets/balls/(dads moms lawyers exwives warrants)/ball
>>685131137
you're gunna get aids
I smell your cunt
I am HIV positive
>>685131137
You visit /b often?
Pedpfilia shouldnt be crimen.
I smell your vagina.
>>685131137
want some tongue tornado ?
Wanna try dick cheese?
>>685133542
idk why
but kek
MootChanismar
criminal fathers extremely violent
institutionalised fathers extremely violent
australian military government coudeta
Sit on my face
australian dod signals "intelligence"
>>685138655
I can smell it
Do you smell it?
Did you poop already
I like "water" sports
You know-- Golden Showers?
I won't tell Mom
Did I wake you?
I think it's broken
Omg it's Soooo hairy!!
I only like Innies
wont lie to you
doublethoughtdystopiccriminalinsanefathermasqueraidesasinstitutionalisedlawisactuallydogownedbysynidicateusedtobarkatmeimofferedhisspotinaustriaandtakingitasap
i might die tomorrow
Wrong hole,sorry Dad
I make sexy time
'Sorry about the smell'
>>685134878
lost. also underrated post
I write sonic fanfiction
it was me barry
'do you have battletoads?'
I scored Warcraft tickets
'I have a dream'
Ever heard of 4chan?
they call me thunderdick.
>>685132878
greatest rts player alive
will you marry me
i love you too
hit head on nail
i have heart problems
carry me home please
your shoes are ugly
i enjoy reading books
do you have money
fuck on first date
come back to mine
>>685133572
Gold. Absolute gold.
I like feminine dick.
my dick smells good
my asshole tastes delicious
blasted by electromagnetics daily
creates audible feint crackle
subvocalisation is being stolen
your number is 4
mum ran me over
dad wants me dead
i have no friends
i enjoy dancing alone
i miss my exs
im not nice person
Will you marry me?
>>685132222
Noice
cry with me sometime
lets cry together later
lets bake and fuck
youre all i want
society is profoundly sick
you gotta ask me
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT
>>685132377
implying this wouldn't goo up any idiotic liberal girl...
i know that was a tautology
whats ur name again?
got a spare 5er?
need bus money home
this was a setup
all violence is wrong
i dont want kids
i cant be fucked
you sucky long time
>>685131137
Honestly, havent finished school
Swallow
My
Sloppy
Sandwich
>>685131137
I want your babies
>>685131137
my sperm is tasty
respect my property rights
i study austrian economics
i have erectile dysfunction
i smoke niccotine cigarettes
id rather be high
i miss my cat
i love my cat
i would do me
OP is a faggot
>>685132222
Just for
>>685131137
>i really like tumbler
I go on 4chan
>I pray to Tumblr
i dont tollerate bullshit
my view is right
do not do that
havent been wrong yet
sometimes get really sad
poverty sucks got milk
itty bitty witty titties
I fuck your pusspuss
>>685137128
thats 7 words
or 9 if you count "in this thread"
just watch the replay
im better than u
kicked out at 16
my birthcerts a lie
im a secret agent
i have no money
im the victim here
i dont have time
im not going back
do you play chess?
have you seen Waifu?
spare some vespian gas?
this ones a killer
lets do hill sprints
hows my squat technique
i have massive injuries
>>685132598
Zozzle
Open up ass, shit
i shoot clay targets
do your lips grip?
i dont actually care
you need another drink
take the red pill
masturbate my prostate first
fast castle age time?
my father is lucifer
im the morning star
the a mon ra
best pantheon in world
1v1 arabia huns only
you get the check
you take white first
what is your bibliography
got a reference list?
check out my GPA
i have 8 fathers
long live the patriarchy
kill all white people
im rusty as fuck
check out my xrays
im the magic trick
i have spare tp
weight height age sex?
>>685134600
Jetfuel doesn't melt steel
I really like traps
i shitpost on /b
i am special ed
be my first kiss
i get teased, ALOT
my joints always hurt
my chests really tight
4 years straight stress
i have random lumps
got milk? 2 sugars
>>685131137
Ruined my first date
i miss my waifu
is my penis feminine?
is your penis feminine?
i own silver bullion
youll be followed home
fuck today dead tomorrow
park penis cunt garage
use to be somebody
i was once healthy
lets go be alone
please die with me
>>685131137
"I forgot your name"
"I have some STDs"
"Your sister is cute"
"Your dad is cute"
"I touched your dog"
i will murder you
we will die together
i love you uno
dont ever leave me
ignore resistance format dissent
do you read nietzsche?
who the fucks menger?!
>>685131137
"I might be pregnant"
"I skipped a pill"
"I'm actually still married"
"Ex-husband will stop by..."
"Are you the father?"
I only do anal
Hitler did nothing wrong.
i have no equal
you are my equal
dad fucked his mum
do you fuck cousins?
do you fuck uncles?
do not ever change
give me your panties
you make first move
im going to die
i only tell truths
but i love you
death grip my dick
pull on my penis
i still miss her
Fucking Beta's,
It only takes 3 words to ruin a first date forever.
"I love you"
my cats name is
vertical standing jump max?
do you even lift
will you lift me?
can we be friends?
lets just be friends
i have 99 wc
my main got banned
dads main got banned
afk house on fire
brb house on fire
i only play jungle
is double smite ok?
i am being stalked
>>685131137
Stop Being a Cunt
You sucky five dorrar?
>>685131137
What about for $50?
eat yerrrrrrr cornflakes!!!!!
>>685131137
"my ex stalks me"
"I was raped"
You a furry too?
>>685131137
Do you want herpes?
>>685133950
Fuck summer
My dad is here
>>685132992
underrated post
>>685131137
is your mom single
I am voting Trump
>>685131137
im having loose stool
you a cute trap
>>685131137
ever see a shard?
my anus is huge
