I'm 34 and I live with my parents. How do I acquire a gf like this?
you don't...
>>685693212
lol but why not??
>>685692946
Win the lottery.
>>685692946
casey tier
>>685692946
Reborn on a millionaire anon
>>685693303
Because you're 34 and live with your parents.
>>685692946
By winning the lottery. Literally or figuratively.
Good luck.
Become a drug dealer. Sell cocaine and ecstasy I promise you will be able to get a bitch at least that hot
Just be yourself.
I'm 25 with one.
first, get a large unmarked van (lorry), with no windows. then roll up on babe, and fling side doors open near babe. throw her in back of van.
cover here face with knock-out gas.
drive away quickly.
PROFIT
>win lottery
>start successful band
>become rich ceo
>kidnap and keep in basement
That's about it anon, pick one
>>685692946
With nerve gas.
Someone post how to make crystals at home for op. So he can get the qt of his dreams.
>>685692946
WOW this is literally the prettiest girl i have ever seen in my life
Go to badoo hi5 or another shity dates site. Send a message to all the girls you like most. Pray to your God.
>>685693303
Because you seem to think a gf can be bought. Try a prostitute
>>685693498
/thread
>>685692946
Her eyebrows are different
>>685692946
Ask your parents to procreate, wait and while then rape your sister.
>>685692946
MOVE OUT!!!!!
I'm from Cuba OP. Any girl from Cuba will die for a mediocre gringo.
>>685693670
>be yourself
>34 yo livin in mom's basement
Worst advice forever and ever, one hundred percent bad, worstadvice.com
WHO IS THIS GODDESS
Be a crispy thug.
>>685693963
Bleach, ammonia, some pennies and presto! perfect roofie crystals every time
>>685692946
That's a man... Op is a literal faggot
Middle Cuban gurl prototype. Come visit us.
become a pedo
>>685692946
Get rich buy a pimp car and go hustle dem hoes
>>685692946
Stay in your room and wait. She'll be there shortly.
>>685692946
Sauce?
>>685695646
>>685695989
It's Jordyn Jones faking plebs
>>685692946
buy a european bride.
>>685692946
you can buy them from russia when the rubble tanks.
>>685696020
Fuck I forgot the pic
>>685696551
are you seriously comparing that gargoyle looking ugly hoe with this >>685696380 angel?
>>685692946
MONEYYYY
>>685696771
Dude dats not a fucking rich model
Porn is your best option.
>>685692946
You need a dishrag, a windowless van, a dark night, some chloroform and a soundproof basement.
>>685692946
Like this?
>>685696551
Looks like Marsha when she got hit in the face with a football
>>685697591
OK next time I will post a fucking porn star
>>685697591
Ugh, Marsha, Marsha, Marsh!
>>685698368
One with a face smashed by a football?
she's 16, completely legal... Enough with the pedo remarks. Save it for the actual pedos.
>>685692946
buy one
>>685698570
OH SHES AS OLDE AS MEH NICE ;DDD LOL XDD
>>685693804
this guy pretty much sums it up, good luck OP
>>685692946
loled very hard
>>685698738
moooods
>>685698738
under age b&
>>685692946
maybe buy one or rapes an option.
girl like this(pic related) you only get when you are young yourself or very charismatic+wealthy
>>685692946
Become rich.
Probably by winning the lottery.
>>685698991
>>685699011
meh nice = my niece
>>685692946
Lying sometimes works.. Just never take her home
>>685692946
a combination of kidnapping, false imprisonment, and nurturing the symptoms of stockholm syndrome
>op realizes the weekend is over and he has done nothing with his life
>he resents the happiness of others
>his loneliness has made him a hostile wreck
>>685699770
hmm gotta love that stockholm syndrome
>>685699283
wow you turned my bait into something completely different. nice.
>>685699940
why the fuck is she wearing pantyhose on the beach????
>>685701389
it's cold as fuck even in summer.
she is wearing less here, better?
>>685701545
>cold as fuck
>tank top and skirt
kill yourself
>>685701545
moar pantyhose.
>>685692946
Right click and select save image.
>>685701828
no thanks, a vest is easier to take of then pantyhoses. dupshit, look at what the other one is wearing (older sister)
>>685696380
She is so hot
>>685701868
if that is you thing, here you go, but i can hardly see them
>>685702363
>>685697266
hnggggggg
hmmm I'm hard...
>>685692946
1. Kill Parents
2. Keep House for your Own
3. Start Training
4. Get Jacked
5. Acquire GF
It's simple.
>>685703331
he is 34, never will he feel the touch of a minor, without doing something very illegal
>>685692946
...by raping g a teenager
Nigga u in ur 30s living with ur mom. You might as well just fuck her.
Fuckin faggot
>>685703331
Step 4.1 Move to Russia
>>685693785
What is this horseshit? You bragging over text? Fuck off.
kill yourself, you will get 3 in the afterlife
>>685703986
isn't that 7 and blow yourself up yell alluh akbar.
>>685693804
the basement one seems like the least work
>>685704421
well you don't need to be rich for the basement, but i think you prefer to have your own home for that one. Sex dungeons and parents don't mix well, so i have learned
>>685692946
Hey Listen up!!!
Best thing to do is focus on no.1
(you)
clean yourself up, get a job, money, a place of your own, a car, then save money and invest in wtf you like
woman are attractive to the most successful man and the one that can offer them the most
I remember mama said, "You can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait"
She said, "Love don't come easy
It's a game of give and take"
How long must I wait
How much more must I take
Before loneliness
Will cause my heart, heart to break
>>685705158
It is to late, whore are the Final Solution
Endlösung der Teenfrage
>>685703523
Don't count him out yet
This film will teach you the ways of independance OP, it helped me move out when I was 19 so hopefully it can inspire another, right?
>>685706228
kek, if you need a movie to live on your own, something is wrong
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