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what does /b/ think of australians?

>all ausfags banned on /v/ unless they buy a 4chan pass
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>>686579329
This.
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>>686579555
NICE TRIPS

good ol' Peter Cosgrove, from this to leading the search of dead bodies that plane crash in russia
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As an Australian I think we are fucked as. That's why I like being Australian. Marry yourself to absurd niggers
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>>686579980
gday fellow shitcunt aussie, mind if I scab a durry off ya cunt?
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>>686579980
i fucken 'ate abos aye, they're either socialist or want "muh land back"
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Melbourne here see the pic of movie on tv, channel 10 watermark on bottom right
What is /v/ ? You mean /b/.
Don't think they can ban ausfag posting
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>>686580110
Yeah m8 let us roll ya one. White Ox no filter OK with you?
>>686580186
Abos make Australia more fuckeder which is fucking ace. They always let me hit the goon bag when I'm at the park in Perth so I'm all for the Abos
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>>686580409
no i literally mean /v/ as in the video games board

and Hiroshima Nagasaki probs did. maybe germany too

>>686580497
>inb4 Aracoon
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>>686580722
Get back to tumbler ya fuckwit.
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>>686580722
Get back to tumbler ya fuckwit.
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>>686579555
I can guarantee this didn't happen.
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>>686581368
>>686581277
im saying that he banned a country from /v/ (potentially due to shitposting i dont know)

why you calling me out as a tumblr fag?
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>>686581425
I can guarantee that I took all the money out of the Tourist Trust box at Coral Bay. I needed the money for petrol to get back to Perth. There was almost 100 bucks in that thing! this was about 7 years ago
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>>686581670
I can still post on it. I just did
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I think as highly as one can about a society literally built out of nothing but criminals.
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>>686581874
you on telstra?

>>686581941
>remove abo
as if that wasnt criminal
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>>686581941
I'll stab you and rob your house for that comment you fucking foreigner! We aren't all criminals!
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Nigger fags
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>>686580409
Dude I know the main character in that movie. Watching it now and talking about him. Jason Clarke. He's from around where I live.
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>>686582100
Yeah nah, I'm on Westnet. Is the Jap really banning Aussies while he enjoys the taste of fresh whale meat?
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Fuck Australia
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>>686582306
You are crossing the fucking line!
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>>686582329
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>>686582241
pretty much
>>686582306
you... are... a... bloody... disgrace
>>686582329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rtv7vM8TOI
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>>686581941
Hardly fucken anybody here is of convict descent. There are heaps of wogs in melbourne, and everywhere else, mainly immigrants from the british isles, some swedes etc. in sydney, abos of course, but theyre chill as. But, yeah still not as fucked as america. Cunts.
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7526 She was a huge whore..
I have finally decided to release it.


Mirror :
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>>686579329
What ban
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>>686581941
Criminals you say? Not us m8
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>>686579329
Katter for pm
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>>686582652
Chopper whould be rolling over in his fucking grave>>686582616
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>>686582521
i was born of Irish and Aryan decent, the Aryan is my mother's side since my great grand father escaped from Germany while in the SS in the late days of the war and lied to immigration that he was a boxer
>>686582616
banned from posting (not replying. as in actual posting)
>>686582684
who'd win in a debate? Pauline Hanson or Katter?
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>>686582521
>abos of course, but theyre chill as
Not the abos where I live, pretty much have a go at anyone who walks past them. Plus the fuckers stole my bike a few weeks back. To be fair I have no idea if it was abos who stole the bike but I'm assuming it was
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>>686581941
at least we're not stuck with that fukin oaf trump, stupid cunts.
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>>686582521

South Aus only non-convict founded state
#goml
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>>686582789
thats fukin sick as. all my family are from scotland originally. the orkneys, if you want to be particular.
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>>686582467
>>686582374
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>>686582684

Katters getting alzheimers, he's a loose fucking unit and a caricature of everytthing wrong with the north

>inb4 leftie scum
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>>686582803
well, you cant blame em, really
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>>686582764
Choppa Fucken Reid. the man the legend
>>686582899
i also forgot to mention the Irish side is the convict side (my father's side)
>>686582976
i live in cairns, he has my support
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>>686583044
>>686582976

why?
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hold it right there cunt
watch your fucking mouths
we will fuckin shiv ya
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>>686583108
he wants to improve regional towns since the majority of politicians actually look more forward to metropolitian towns (like Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne for example)

sydney has by far the best public transport i had ever ridden on while cairns has a bus that goes to the beaches every 40 minutes and every 2 hours on weekends

and everything else that doesnt require town or the beaches takes an hour for the buses to get here

not to mention there is only one taxicab company here.
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>>686579329
they are a race descended from criminals and vagabonds.

its like if you took every trailer park out of the us and put them onto one continent

say cunt every other word

they are trash in human form

they fuck kangaroos

steve erwin was the only good aussie
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Australia is this fucking weird bastion of hollow masculinity and insecurity. Internationally Aussie guys cling to this fragile identity of being tough, feral and and unrefined. They have to prove themselves constantly, can't stand to lose at any thing and are so often aggressive and confrontational when things don't go their way. I have met Aussie guys that don't fall into this stereotype, but the extreme majority do and it's fucking sad. Geographically, Australia is an awesome place, it's just such a fucking shame it's full of Australians.
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>>686583830
Shut the fuck up you fucking dumb Amerifag cunt
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>>686583785

Let me preface by saying ive dealt with him before

he nor the KAP are enough to do anything for the regions. We need more investment in palces like mt isa, townsville and cairns but we aren't going to get it from someone who only feeds off the perception of doing things and does very little to proactively improve the situation. Robbie katter is better than him and even he is average, at best. neither have the political clout.

public transport across QLD is fucked, i do agree. it's never been well-done and it really comes down a lack of infrastructure, urban sprawl and flat tax airline departure taxes. I think the most realistic improvement is going to be a-la Canberra with light rail forming a base of infrastructure from which to grow services.

besides, public transport is irellevant to a party that thinks we need more and bigger roads before public transport, something ive heard katter say in person

and if you want more than one taxi company then katter is your enemy, he is expressly against uber. his party actually introduced QLD parliament legislation that further banned uber, and they did it so fucking stupidly and unprofessionally that they technically made every bus and limousine service in Queensland illegal for a short period of time.and that was only like, what, three months ago??

he's also a moralist, authoritarian scumbag and i personally dont take my morals from hat-wearing leather handbags
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>>686583830
Thank you anon. That is exactly what makes Australia great! In Australia we don't even use the words "trailer park". We call them resorts or caravan parks and use them for holidays. Also we invented the ute (pickup truck)
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>>686583964
oh fuck up, go sell 4chan to someone else already
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>>686579329
One of the few countries that is better than here. I would live there
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>>686584294
is that the best argument your little decrepit kangaroo fucker brain could devise?

i dont blame you, your school system was organized by violent, thieving, rejects of european society.
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>>686582849
Bullshit WA founded 1829, convicts brought in in like 1847 or some shit like that
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malnourished. one generation fresh off the boat its like a western standoff
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>>686584294
> you dumb amerifag cunt
Way to prove my point
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>>686584447
well what about pauline hanson?

btw our roads are infact shit as well, if you travel from the city to port douglas, i can assure you it goes from nigh modern roads to shitty hawaiian look alike roads

and once a little flood happens over the barren river, THE ENTIRE TOWN IS GRIDLOCKED
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>>686581670
im not banned from /v/...
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>>686584457
i hope a snake bites your dick off, while your squatting over the local shitting hole.

aussies are no different from feral animals, even those paint sniffing abos recognize their intellectual superiority over you

youre a poor excuse for white people
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Aussies have a high rate of female-sodomy, a remnant of all the gay bumjabbing convicts
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>>686585012

apart from inventing wifi

#yourewelcome
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>>686584992
you on telstra?
>>686585052
>inb4 there is an actual law where the age of consent is 16 nationwide but the age on consent for anal sex is 18 in australia
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>>686585210
>>686585052
i mean queensland for the anal sex law thing
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Aussie footy players like to dress up as women, a remnant from bumjabbing convict days
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>>686585210
nah mate, exetel.
If you're b& does that mean you can't see the contents of the board or you just can't post?
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>>686585063
yes u was kangz and sheeit

kind of like how the ancient egyptians invented airplanes?

lol go back to your aussie fantasy world, where your people are actually relevant
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>>686582306
Marmite is actually a New Zealand product idiots
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>>686585452

John O'Sullivan buddy. Google him
When the endless waves of chinese genocide hit America, it'll be a good day
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>>686585433
i mean optus...fuck im retarded today
>>686585210
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>>686585012
Your a good bloke anon. We are pretty fucked but that's what I like about Australia. Mediocre we are but at least we aren't the USA
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But rooting ya missus hard up the clack feels rool noice so c'mon Australia keep bashing that rusty starfish
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g'day youse cunts

scarn on in this thread
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>>686585535
Why even mention that shithole? they are superfluous. The only reason we haven't invaded them yet is because their pathetic nation make us look good
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>>686585433
nah just banned from posting and replying
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>>686585891
Oh yeah they are like Australians but with land that isnt so shit they used to use it as a prison
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>>686585888
Dn'O m8. Been fukin smashd on goon the whole time
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>>686579980
profoundly sick society with grave economic futures

cannabis/hemp solve everything

governments useless but maybe its impoverished itself in which case legalise tax regulate educate it just like cigs n piss.

huge trials over last few years conducted in nsw saying green light is go not sure what the hold up is?
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>>686579980
this is pretty accurate
>am aussie
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>>686585999
I'm not gonna argue with tripps mate but nah yeah fair enough
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>>686579329
TOPKEK
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>>686582306
fuck. off.
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>>686585913
okay. because i just replyed to a thread "am i b&?" and it got posted. So idk man.
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was reading in national geographic last week about all the sanitation/salt lakes & other problems with aus environment literally everyone of them is solved by growing cannabis. rejuvinates the earth, and its inhabitants, rather than destroyings...

it actively destroys weeds and rejuvinates the soil... used for 99.9999% of humanities evolutionary process.. we grew alongside it

it was the article about the earthquakes by an angry god in turkey issue

also terrence mckenna food of the gods

and emperor wears no clothes pot the first 12000 years.. read it or take my word whatever just change "the law"

up to 1910 in united states money was literally (10 dollar bill) printed on hemp.. it literally grows on trees..
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>>686586150
Hard fought one that was mate. My grandad lost his dignity in it! Not a laughing matter anon
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>>686586150
the real reason why it stopped was that the Chief of Army was concerned that the emus were brought into nigh extinction and there was already a hunting program by the government given to the people where bounties would be given to farmers if they brought the bodies back
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Anyone wana hit off the goon bag?
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>>686586150
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>>686586032
govt is too busy rimming the upper-middle class and giving public handjobs to big business to really know what's going on inside its own country
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>>686586497
>national treasure
>has its own holiday
>"australia"day

kills braincells
cannabis rejuvinates & grows

responsible for millions in damages infrastructure medical and lives in accidents related
>opposite

ETC
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makes millions in textiles, manufacturing, medicine classes etc
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>>686584936

The ONLY way that this will be efficiently resolved is a state of North Queensland, and thats not just bogan musings. its been a legitimate proposal since 1882.

the only way that will happen is that liberal, labor and nations start a separate branch like "regional labor" etc.etc. similar to what they have in the Northern territory. then a real process of politcally culture change will happen

about roads see above. but to be fair, we see that in basically all the regional areas so its not like theyre fucking our assholes too wide

pauline hanson is just stupid, regardless of left/right affiliation. government is about more than single-issue politics. she cannot handle the workload or the comprehension of the other 99.5% of daily government business

of course that being said I think shes a fuckwit either way but i try to be objective with my opinions. too much left/right over hyped bullshit in this country imo
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>>686586554
well thats good for about half not even one full generation then what

>dont make me post china scare
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>>686586580
we rather prefer not to be high
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>>686586687
republic would happen before succession and then what

more likely consolidation and take png through settlement but that requires ownership and manufacturing&infrastructure investment.. can control out entire pelopenisia through that.

like it might need some new gear some kick start money must come from somewhere.

almost like cannabis is the solution and answer we seek...
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>>686586580
You reckon that we'd stop drinking goon if weed were legal? I smoke weed too and want it legalized but posting about it on 4 chan isn't gonna make that happen anon. So I ask you again! Wanna hit of goon? It's good for ya mate
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>>686586687
>inb4 LNP and Labour are left winged and we have no democratic nor republican parties.

i actually spoke to yank mates of mine and they said "how the fuck is your country not brought down into the ground yet?"
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>>686586703
no sorry thats not an option im coming over there with a loaded gun (kek gun laws gl defence) and sticking a bong in ur mouth right now u belly crawling snake in the grass.

>replace cannabis prohibition with incense

>muh govenments!!!
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>>686586801
kills braincells and fucks the college bubble returns for one.

put it in a referendum shaped as an economic and medical issue and kids might actually vote
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24 kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs.....
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They remind me of american british people, it that makes any sense. But cool culture... too bad they live in a nanny state
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>>686586909
i only support it medically but there shouldnt be laws inplace for weed

i mean just look at Adam Koessler's kid (Fearless Father). he got caught giving weed oil for her tumor, had to fight in court for nearly 2 years, finally let off the hook and the daughter fucking dies 2 weeks after the court hearings

he's now got debt up to his ass due to legal fees

but if it wasnt for him, medical marijuana wouldnt be in trials in queensland and now farms in mareeba are growing the weed
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>>686586799

a state seceding is not tied to the republican movement. as long as changes to the constitution aren't made with regard to admitting new states there wouldnt be any legal change.

We already had PNG, what fuckin interest do we have being an imperial state against the pacific ocean. check back with me when the population blows past 100 million

I personally believe all drugs should be legalised but we'd be competing with norfolk and christmas island in the first instance, buuut i reckon we'd have a good shot at running that market.

>>686586877

my point is not about right or left wing politics, its just an established truth that the coalition and labor are the biggest parties. if they established regional branches then a state of north queensland would be more of a legitimate proposition

but far righties and far lefties dont have any understanding of political nuance or context so please do excuse yourself to slit your wrists in the tub. mein kampf's on audiobook if you want soothing white noise
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>>686587274
its like this u dont like it? dont fucking do it!
jesus christ the egocentrisms that far cancerously tumoursly progressed? dear god.
you dont like the smell? fair enough. would you ring the cops for a neighbour smoking a cig? open ur damn useless mouth.. hey man dont like the smell please light an incense or do it somewhere else..

whatever its this hyperboled bullshit greatest delaying issue i can find to ... growth.

drums so done im beaten on my knees
(which are destroyed from manual labour for aussie industry btw - cannabis cures this shit too... steroids too but thats a secondary..
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>>686587494
i never said i was against weed. i said i support it medically.

it would make a great economical return if it was legally for recreational use like in Washington and Colorado. but having it readily availble for everyone under recreational laws is a bad idea.

i do know people that are stoners. my mother included used to be one

and in your case, it would be medical. not recreational. like you need pain relief rather than downing painkillers like Max Payne
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>>686587494
and im against how that weed is treated like meth if people use it (except in queensland and especially in cairns since everyone smokes it since the cops are cool with it. they have a "if you're gonna do it, do it with people you trust" policy not "DONT INJEKT DA MARIJUANAS" policy

it is bad but that doesnt mean everyone else shouldnt have it

and not to mention the stoner sloth campaigns, fucking funny ad and was more pro weed than anti weed since it treats the smoker like a pest.
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>>686587494
as in how the police treat weed like meth
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>Be me
>Aussie
>Feels good man
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>>686579329
>>all ausfags banned on /v/ unless they buy a 4chan pass

Unless this happened in the last hour or so you're making a real shitty attempt at pulling my leg.
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DONT DERAIL THIS THREAD WITH WEED POLITICS!
We all love weed, let talk about the greatest nation in the world
The Land Down Under!
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>>686589364
actually checked.

checked last month and last week it was banned

it hasnt for me now (Im OP btw) but in some places it has like a few friends houses or even in unis that are IP banned from posting on /v/
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>>686582306
Ya wanna die ya cheeky cunt
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