This fucking thread again!
Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
>>686797708
You'd have no idea so I'll ask you:
My gf found out I had a side chick to fuck, I still care about of my GF I know I fun gofed and am a shitty person... Should i try and get her back?
>>686798090
I have no idea.
>>686797708
18 year old kissless virgin here. What's up fam?
>>686798236
>What's up fam?
Not much. What's up with you?
>>686797708
I'm 33 as well, but just ended up randomly fucking some girl the other night. Found a tampon beside my bed in the morning. Have been grossed out ever since.
Why are you a virgin? Fat? No social skills? Do you consider yourself ugly? Why is it with 6 billion other humans you have not had sex once
>>686797708
How many waifus do you have?
Are you excited for VR porn?
Do you have a sexdoll?
When will you give up?
When will you look at yourself and make an actual decision to change it?
How much dignity do you have left?
If none what do you have to lose?
What is you favourite color?
>>686798534
>Why are you a virgin? Fat?
No. Fit.
>No social skills?
Yes, yes, yes.
>Do you consider yourself ugly?
No. 6/10.
>Why is it with 6 billion other humans you have not had sex once
Mucho autismo.
I'm 24 years old and currently kissless virgin. how do i not become you in 9 years?
What keeps you here?
not saying you are a loser or anything, i just really want to know.
>>686798584
>How many waifus do you have?
None.
>Are you excited for VR porn?
You kids and your overly technified masturbatory bullshit.
>Do you have a sexdoll?
No. Should get one though.
>When will you give up?
Such feelings are cyclical anyway.
>When will you look at yourself and make an actual decision to change it?
See above.
>How much dignity do you have left?
Never had any to begin with.
>If none what do you have to lose?
My sanity.
>What is you favourite color?
Ultramarin.
>>686797708
Why no prostitute?
>>686798897
>how do i not become you in 9 years?
Either you are like me or you are not. Shit's predetermined.
>>686799039
The urge to shitpost.
>>686799330
and you do it well my virgin friend
Are you smart?
>>686799317
Too moralistic for a hooker. Too cheap for an escort.
>>686799454
No.
how do you continue on living
>>686799158
tbh fam I am kind of loosing mine and it is fine.
>can't see in 3D
>can't feel real connection with the world
>have no deep emotions
C'mon OP let's go down the rabbit hole. Let go of the survival instinct and just give in. It is a laugh
>>686799685
Physiological homeostasis mainly.
>>686799697
Thanatos?
32 y.o. here. Haven't had a gf since 2009, so I empathize as much as is possible.
hey maybe we should form a band? Pic related.
>>686799947
No. I don't see the connection. Why not go insane tho?
>>686799947
> Physiological homeostasis
what
>>686797708
How was you day?
>>686800167
Neuroticism is enough.
>>686800168
What what?
>>686800479
Uneventful. 40km bike ride in the morning, writing job applications in the afternoon.
>>686800666
Are you diagnosed with depression? You seem to have it nicely together
>>686800980
I am. On and off SSRIs.
What do you plan for the future?
Where are you from?
How do you feel in general, apart form empty (if so) ?
>>686801231
So how do you see you future?
>>686801898
>What do you plan for the future?
My focus in the future is not to starve to death. Aka finding a job.
>Where are you from?
Germany. Last been working in the UK.
>How do you feel in general, apart form empty (if so) ?
blasé
>>686797708
You're wizard powers grow each day. Remember, you are the party's only hope.
>>686802274
Yeah. The healer sucks.
>>686802253
>blasé
Do the antidepressants not work? Or is it your autism?
>>686802686
wizard, not cleric. Focus on something fun. LIke necromancy. Or extort your party for cash. 10gp per hp healed.
>>686802722
Probably the latter.
>>686803067
Is there no fix?
What's the (if possible non materialistic, i.e. non darwinian) meaning of life?
>>686803260
You have to find your own meaning. Or celebrate the absurdity of existence.
>>686803260
what>>686803515 said.
I'd rather be a virgin never having known love than to be stuck with a broken heart and loving someone who doesn't love you anymore
>>686803756
It's not about love, it's about pee pee friction.
>>686803756
Truth >>686803972
Faggot.
How is the weather?
What is your schooling?
What Jobs are you applying for/What is your dreamjob?
How pretty (/10) would the girl you loose your virginity to be?
>>686797708
Highest education?
>>686805104
>How is the weather?
Good. Sunny and 20°C.
>What is your schooling?
Molecular biology.
>What Jobs are you applying for/What is your dreamjob?
R & D scientist in industry.
>How pretty (/10) would the girl you loose your virginity to be?
5 / 10+
>>686805401
PhD.
>>686803972
its not hard to get laid if thats all you're looking for. Are you that ugly?
>>686797708
i'm 26 forever alone
>>686805678
No. But I am that socially retarded.
>>686805955
Try working on it?
>>686806172
I tried half my life working on it. But it only gets worse.
>>686806264
Does it make you feel bad about yourself?
>>686806264
How so? Do you think you are remembering the right things from those experiences?
>>686805955
Take some beta blockers. They block out you being beta
have you ever come close to fucking or kissing a girl?
>>686806726
Of course it does.
>>686806783
I am essentially incapable of learning anything. When I act socially, I am in autopilot and the autopilot sucks.
>>686806834
beta blockers will block anxiety, which doesn't sound like OP's issue.
>>686806943
No. There is not a single occasion where a girl was interested in me.
>>686806993
There must be a way out of it. I am kinda in the same shoes as you.
>>686807026
it was joke, you slime
>>686806993
>Of course it does.
How are you awkward? Like, what do you do or say to make you think you're beta?
>>686807148
Now that you mention it, I realize it was.
>>686797708
22 year old kissless virgin anything here
i don't want to end like, what a do?
>>686807367
Usually boring commonplaces because I have no idea what I should say. If drunk enough, creepy stuff.
>>686806993
>incapable of learning anything
>has PhD in molecular biology
Social interactions are simple. Be polite, respectful, and if you a joke to make that's cool, say it. Try to enjoy people, find a trait in their personality or looks that you find funny and focus on it. What's so hard?
>>686807541
Impove yourself
what do you think of Indians
>>686807926
Explain further.
>>686807678
Here's the basic thing: there's nothing you *should* say. Social interactions are made to have fun. If you have nothing to say, just answer the questions and people will assume you're shy, which is perfectly fine.
>>686797708
why wont you kill yourself?
got 8 more years to be a wizard, but gonna kill myself if my life's still shit before 30s. dont want to be the guy who starts threads like these.
do you have any friends?
>>686807883
>Social interactions are simple.
No. They are unbelievably complex.
>What's so hard?
That nobody enjoys me. I am not funny, eloquent, witty or interesting. I am like a fucking robot.
>>686808053
The subcontinental or native American variety?
>>686808233
Well. That obviously didn't work.
>>686808262
No.
>>686797708
Don´t see the problem. I´ve had a lot of sex, kissed more girls then I can remember. But in the end anon, I still enjoy looking at the sunset with a beer and enjoying the moment more then sex. Don´t feel too bad
>>686808185
Study your imperfections. I guess you are pretty socially awkward. So what you do is you analize your behaviour and try to pinpoint where to improve and do so. Do this from day-to-day and hopefully you will see better days.
>>686808793
If it's so easy why didn't you try it yourself?
>>686808642
subcontinental ones
>>686808642
Do you have any real life friend?
start working out and going to clubs even though you have noone to go with. Eventually you'll meet a drunk enough girl who wants to fuck you. Worked for me
>>686809116
Oh, I'm not OP
>>686807926
>>686808793
>>686808455
>They are unbelievably complex
then how come some low level fucktards can be good at it?
>I am not funny, eloquent, witty or interesting. I am like a fucking robot
If you're ok with it, then why not. Have you ever considered LSD, or (even better) MDMA? They make wonders at breaking the ice and open your mind.
>>686809328
They are alright I guess.
>>686809404
No.
>>686809431
I was working out a lot in my 20s. Let it slide bit in the last years but my body is still pretty okay.
>>686809581
>then how come some low level fucktards can be good at it?
Because we all have different talents? Or none at all.
>>686809794
Is that a pic of you OP?
>>686810235
Yes.
>>686810463
dude, with that body you can easily get a girl
>>686810463
Dude, just post that on craigslist and say that you want to fuck. Seems like a good enough plan
Try LSD, Op, it might help just about a lot.
>>686810655
I haven't had this body since yesterday. So, obviously not.
>>686810825
Where do I get LSD?
>>686810655
Hey, his face might be absolutely garbage.
Why not show us your face and paint out the eyes OP?
>>686810889
Just ask your local nigger
i was virgin a until i met my wife and got married at 33. she is super cute with large boobs and small body but now i wish i could own a sex doll that looks like katy perry. if i was single again i would get one of those before i tried to find a girl
>>686810929
>>686811007
I don't have one?
>>686811212
Fucking sold.
>>686800666
Demonic trips
>>686811243
You lucky bastard, where do you live?
my advice drop the tough guy act, start smiling at every girl you meet and say yes to everything
>>686811243
OP, once you get a job just hang out with your colleagues, if things turn out good you may find yourselves with a girl.
I am 36, unmarried with no real friends.
The mistake I did was not trying to socialize.
>>686811429
UK. But I will probably move soon to where ever I find a fucking job.
>>686797708
I dont get it. Im a wierdo and gay. Still girls try to fuck me. How can you be a 33 year old virgin?
>>686810889
alphabay, or other similar places, if you're good with interwebs technology.
But in england it's like super easy to find (I know, I've studied there two years). Just ask a colleague who's a little into these things and he'll help you find a link.
In the mean time, do read about it. Huxley, Leary, Thompson and many others. It's a great laugh. Also Castaneda is good.
>>686811541
When I smile, it looks like I have Trisomy 21
>>686811735
>Just ask a colleague who's a little into these things and he'll help you find a link.
Again. Know nobody.
>>686811879
Maybe that's some girl's weird fetish.
>>686811640
OP, what do you think of the current UK referendum
>>686811987
Then just ask you local dealer. If you can't find one, go to a club and I assure you that you'll find one in like 5 minutes. England's fucked, and fucking funny.
Ever tried pot btw? Start with this. It's nothing like LSD alright, but it's already kinda fun.
>>686812058
As a EU citizen and a (ex-)scientist, I am of course against the Brexit. But I cannot vote anyway.
>>686811987
BTW here's how it works with dealers: seek eye contact (and look friendly doing it, as if you knew them). Shake guy's hand say hi and stuff, go to shady place, tell em what you want, give em the moneh, go home, get high, open your mind, ???, profit.
>>686812649
What do you think are the chances of EU staying in.
>ex-scientist
Whats your current Job Anon
>>686812843
>Whats your current Job Anon
Will be unemployed in June.
>>686812718
Thanks for the advice.
does anyone know that your a kissless virgin besides /b/
>>686813225
Yes. Most of the few friends I used to have in the past.
>>686812718
Sounds more like its time to give him a blowjob.
>>686813024
Welc. Post again sometime if you go ahead with this. But do read about it, it'll give you a sense of what it's about. Again, MDMA is the drug you wanna take (low doses tho, like 1/4 xtc or so) to feel more sociable and happy to be with people.
LSD is like the deep metaphysical experience that'll change your life for the best.
Good luck !
>>686797708
How do you do with interacting with those you are attracted to? I am pretty beta, but I still have a girl who's interested despite my "nice guy" routine. Do you try to get with em or is the anxiety too much?
fuck a hooker ?
if sex n kisses are your problem fix that and than move on
>>686806264
Oh you are so full of shit my god
Its one thing to be a failure, but saying there's no point in trying because it "gets worse" is bullshit. You're in this position because you're too fucking soft. Stop making excuses.
>>686813941
>>686814035
>>686814090
>>686814198
>>686814306
whats your problem man, do derail cancer threads like "rate my cock"
>>686813940
>Do you try to get with em or is the anxiety too much?
I proceed to spray them with spaghetti. So to reiterate, anxiety is not the problem, awkwardness is.
>>686814305
seconded
man up OP,stop overthinking stuff just get on with it
>>686814581
Turn awkwardness into a weapon, humor works. Or acknowledge that you did something awkward and move on with the conversation/interaction
>>686814305
>Its one thing to be a failure, but saying there's no point in trying because it "gets worse" is bullshit.
But I got worse. I was pretty well liked in middle school and had every opportunity to develop socially but became a fucking social outcast over time because I didn't.
>>686809794
You look good dude. Dick them down!
>>686797708
Again with this thread... Are you so desperate for attention mate ? We'll now you're fucking failure.
>>686814891
I know. But looks don't matter.
>>686815180
>686815180 know*
>>686815180
Im a huge faggot
>>686814581
Im a huge faggot
>>686815180
>Are you so desperate for attention mate ?
Yes. Because I don't get any in real life. Gotta compensate. These threads are actually most of my social interaction at the moment.
>>686814828
Again with the fucking excuses?
Are you still in middle school? No you're not and what's done is done you can't change the past. The truth is the past is meaningless and once you accept that, it won't define who you are now
You're a 33 year old white man. Its not even funny how many women will literally throw themselves at you once you get your attitude and mentality together. You are not even trying whatsoever. You're a grown man you could go out today and find a girl to fuck but you refuse to act, then you make these bullshit excuses so you don't have to take responsibility for being a fucking waste of organs. Just kill yourself you're fucking pathetic
>>686815613
Im a huge faggot
>>686814581
I see you said earlier that you have trouble with being funny and socially outgoing. Have you thought about talking to someone (professionally) about your feelings, or lack thereof? I guess I should ask, are you lacking of feeling or is it that you try and it comes of wrong?
Der Herkunft, Studienausrichtung und Aussehen her könnte ich in 10 Jahren fast wie du sein.. schon gruselig. Ich glaub ich schreib jetzt lieber mal meine Praktikumsberwerbungen weiter
>>686797708
What area are you from?
I was a 33 year old kissless virgin too. Decided to get with an escort.
It was worth it, lot of stress off my mind over intimacy and so on.
>>686815990
Heil
>>686816114
Im from faggot land 3000
>>686816159
Amerifat
>>686816114
anyways if you live in an area with a good escort agency, save up and get it over with. will be a load off your mind.
2 hours should be fine.
>>686815613
Implying I never went out.
>>686815880
>I guess I should ask, are you lacking of feeling or is it that you try and it comes of wrong?
My mind is empty most of the time. It's not that there is so much beautiful stuff inside me and that I am just shy or inhibited or unable to express myself.
Other people seem so complex, so full of life - while I just feel like some robot.
>>686797708
Have you ever had sex?
>>686815613
I think your faggotry is showing
>>686815990
Wechsel das Feld.
>>686816492
Okay, then there may be an underlying issue. Depression can cause stifling of emotions, which has happened to family of mine. Maybe talking to someone would allow you to be "fixed." But, you're an adult. You can do what you like. It's worked for me and my family. Good luck with whatever you do, and I hope all turns out.
>>686817078
warum?
>>686816159
>Heil
kek
>>686817364
Überlaufen. Kurz nach der Promotion dachte ich noch ich könnte ohne Probleme nen Job finden.
>>686817630
>>686817364
>>686817078
>>686815990
Heil Hitler
>>686817879
PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE
>>686818465
sorry bro, I was just kidding.
>>686817879
Kek
>>686811007
do not ever buy something from a nigger or other dirty shitskins.
