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Hi /b/. Just got this electric lighter today. Trips decides if I burn my dick off with it.
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>>689556684
How the fuck does it work? I tried lighting a cig with a tazer and it just broke the paper.
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>>689556684
no
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Burn some pubes off.
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>>689556806
Same. couldnt even get tissue paper or rolling papers to burn with my stun gun
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>>689556684
try to burn your head off with it
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>>689556806
Don't know how it works, all I know is that it does
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>>689556684
if your dick is tiny enough to fit in there, you should probably go ahead and get rid of it anyways.
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>>689557299
> witnessed
And no, my dick cannot fit in the lighter.
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Go ahead
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>>689556684
rolling for lighter dismantling. I'm curious to see whats in it
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lets go
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>>689557548
Don't think there's any way I would be able to do that
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Do it now
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Burn you hair instead
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>>689557802
fuck i want one myself
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>>689557802
Fucking pussy DO IT. Dubs have spoken.
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>>689557875
K
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>>689557802
>>689558066

start with the screw and we'll work from there
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>>689558168
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>>689558168>>689558263

must smell terrible
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Lighta streetfire
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>>689557969
Only like $7 off AliExpress, free shipping, but takes like a month to come
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Fuck that electric lighter is so fucking cool i want one too.
>>689556684
Will you give me that one if i suck your dick?
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>>689558547
Otter teeth would be unpleasant
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>>689556684
I've been contemplating on buying one but I have one question.... CAN YOU SMOKE A BOWL WITH IT?
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>>689558237
OK, think I got it
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Burn the head of your penis
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>>689558687
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>>689558376
Yes... it does
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>>689558687
Thank you /b/ro. I'm studying electrical engineering so this caused interest. Does yours also make a loud screeching noise when you use it?
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Should I?
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Yes,
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do it
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>>689559107
dubs says yes
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do it faggot
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>>689559366
dubs has spoken
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>>689559107
do it

you wont
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>>689559366
>>689559367
these dubs you mean
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>>689559044
No, more like a high pitched hissing sound. Almost like a chalk against a black board. I've used stun guns and this sounds nothing like them. Much quieter
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make it happen
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OP is a pussy
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>>689558668
No, you can't, the arc ia pretty flat
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yes.
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check these trips op dont burn your dick off
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Do it fgt
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>>689556684
Roll
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>>689558668
Lighting stokes/ joints is amazing. As for lighting bowls... never tried it, but the width of the two electrodes would make it quite challenging. Plus, I don't feel comfortable using it for more then 2-3 seconds
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>>689556684
Rollio
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Do it
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Just do it be safe tho
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>>689559367
>>689559366
i would just like to point out that 66 came one second AFTER 67
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Want me to burn some BHO?
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Burn off your dick and balls
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>>689561199
dubs op
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My God /b/... I think I may have just invented a new way to smoke wax
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>>689561669
by putting a lighter to it? think before you post anon
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rolllll
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Do it
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rollinggggggg
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>>689561815
An electric lighter. Just imagine, an electric rig. Shit is going to be... a... shocker.
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>>689559947
>>689560152
what about the dual arc models?
Would it still be too narrow to light my bong?
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Do it faggot
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Do trips override?
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Zap your dick off already
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Why hasn't anyone rolled trips yet
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Mold dick to a clit
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Wana get high?
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>>689556684
dont do it brah
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Holy shit they are 20-50€ on amazon
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Rollerino
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>>689562886
Fml
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Do it
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>>689556684
Yea fucking do it
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>>689562886
Getting close...
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>>689556684
trips here, open your dick hole and put it in between and zap till you piss blood
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I'm getting those fucking trips
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reroll
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Trying to get hard for the finale
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>>689563325
re rolling for piss blood and zapping
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do it bitch
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>>689556684
Don´t do it
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>>689563325
REROLL FOR THIS
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yes, sorry op. today was a bad day
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need dem trips
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Rerollerino
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>>689556684
ITALIAN OP ???
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Just don't hurt your self to bad
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Rollerino
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Check em'
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>>689563585
No... I'm a dirty slav
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>>689556684
>bought some hipster garbage
your fate was sealed when you spent that money.

Burn your dick and balls because you don't have a reason to use them, faggot
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do it
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>>689556684
burn a swastika in your dick
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Film it and send it to us, faggot.
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Pls
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rollan
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Getting my dick wet so it can be more conductive. I have no idea why my dick can't get hard. Maybe this isn't my fetish
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know what? i dont even want trips.
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>>689564144
just imagine animu grill
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>>689563460
Do it OP...future generations will remember this sacrifice.
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Do it
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Trips pls
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here - trips.
now do it m8.
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Check em' singles
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>>689564308
mother fuck
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TRIPSPLZZZ
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Just light a cigarette faggot, stop pose on 4chan
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>>689564235
Just not his
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>>689564377
do dubs count for anything
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>>689564144
this should do the trick
feets get everyone hard
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trips get
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Fucking get
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Ffs just do it don't let it dreams be dreams
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666 get
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666
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these are the trips youre looking for
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>>689564522
dubs get
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>>689564545
666
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666 check em
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Do it anon
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>>689564397
Raining like a motherfucker outside. No cigs today...
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>>689564605
trips?
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burn one of your eyes shut
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Satanic trips?
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>>689564680
what kind of grass is that
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Trooper
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Do it
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Rollin', rollin', rollin' down the river...
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toll
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>>689564772
>772
GOSH DARN IT
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888 get
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rollypoly do it
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Fuck another reroll
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>>689564782
Artificial...no need to take care of it
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>>689564822
>>689564766
bullshit, 2 dubs in a row. JUST GIVE ME TRIPS
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>>689564826
keep them doggies rollin
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trips bby?
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Do eet
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He, could, go, all, the, way!
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>>689564832


Rerollllllllllllin
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>>689564939
cool cool. how big is the slide?
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Just do it OP god damnm
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do it
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>>689564991

Last roll, TRIPS
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T R I P S
R
I
P
S
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Dont do it
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you faggots have no idea how to get trips.
check em
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Why does the sad clown cry?
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>>689565069
Get
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Trips ples nip god
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Tripod
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Do it
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meh op is a coward fag
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>>689565014
It's actually pretty small
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Trippity
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>>689565142
Pls
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I wanna see OP's dick burning pls trips
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rell
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>>689565142
GET?
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rerolll
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>>689564939
Vary nice place what do you do for a living
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>>689558668
bro i have the plasmatic ( makes a cross with 2 electrical currents) and when you put it in a bowl you can suck the current into it so it's perfect. It's also windproof
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May is trip?
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Bipod
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wen she burn hte bepis
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dont do it
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Okay do it now babe
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Yez
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>>689565305
pic included for example
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTRips.
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get fam
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Ysz
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Dont do it
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Trips?
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Triple
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Fuck me... there's nothing to eat... I hate being a slav
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>>689565376
don't listen to him, do that shit fam
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gotsta gets me huan
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444
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>>689565420
Light a joint for it
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Do it faggot
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Rollerino
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>>689564144
lick the end of the lighter
its like an indirect self bj after >>689557472
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Dont do it.
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rollerino
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>>689564463
not me
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dribs:::::DDDDDDDDDDD
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I guess a corn dog will do
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Im trips and I say no
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>>689565551
FUCK CLOSE
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>>689565551
Kms
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Do it faggot
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777
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666?
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NOW
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Do it
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dont do it
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Do it fgt
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Do it
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kek grant me trips
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Trips say yes
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Do it
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>>689565551
Tips 555
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just do it.
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Do it
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get trips.. do it
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I've been rolling all this time, give em' here
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>>689565667
OH MY GOD I WAS SO CLOSE
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789
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>>689565667
Close one
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>>689565667
so close yet so far
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>>689565667
you useless bastard
yes
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>>689565609
what's in the bag anon
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dont worry guys your trips are here
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TRIPS PLEASE
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>>689565667
AAAHHH, FUCK
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777?
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TIPS
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I wanna see the dick burn
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>>689565555
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777
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when shi geve fdjh succ
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777 trips says burn your dick
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Just fucking do it
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>>689565667
>>689565779
NOT AGAIN, NO LUCK FOR ME AT ALL
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how has no trips yet?
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damn trips
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bur your dick
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888?
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TRIPSSSS
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epin memes, fambily :^)
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>>689565887
FUCK
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i say nay
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If trips touch your tooth with it
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JUST DO IT
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Alright just burn it
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777
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>>689565911
9/11 checked
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999 burn that twig with pics
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>>689565911
Got an inside job instead god damn
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this is the one
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>>689565887
those numbers are the exact cause
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>>689565959
Yeah.
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Let me show you how its done
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FUCKING SINGLEFAGS, GET OFF MY BOARD
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trump says yes
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111
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rolly polly
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Roll
I think this thread is cursed
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DO IT
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>>689566084
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Do it!
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>>689566111
WINRARRR
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111
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>>689566100
off by two 1
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>>689566111
winrar
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>>689566111
DING DING DING
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>>689566111
WINRAR
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>>689556806
Probably has something to do with how powerful the charge is and how small the gap is. Traveling through the nonconductive material is still the path of least resistance, the materials electrical resistance causes it to ignite for the same reason something with a current flowing through it heats up, and the amperage is low enough for this to happen without blowing the object apart.

I'm pulling all of this out my ass though so take it with a grain of salt.
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>>689556806

It's basically a plasma cutter, WAAAAAY hotter than a taser,
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Do not do it.
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>>689566111
Ofc its cursed
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>>689566111
FUCKING WINRAR
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>>689566110
SHIT
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>>689563827
Does your penis squat?
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>>689566111
YEYEYEYEYSYSYSSS AW LAWD
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>>689566111
WE GOT IT.

LET THE DICK FRY!
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>>689566111
WINRAR
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Do not do it op
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>>689566111
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
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>>689566111
OH MY FUCKING GOD WINRAR
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>>689566111
Oh yeah
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>>689566111
Checked and WINRAR
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>>689566111
WINRAR
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>>689566111
not anymore!
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>>689566111
do it op
webm it
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Roll
I think this thread is evil
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Sure why not
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>>689566111
WIN
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ZAP THAT SHIT
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Do it pussy
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Burn baby burn
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bump limit, new thread?
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and now we wait for op to delivar
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>>689566111
what i'm even here o wait this why.....
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Make that dick buuurn
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>>689566111
Oh lawd
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Disco inferno burn baby burn
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>>689565602
you're a faggot then
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bump limit
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fried dick inbound
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new thread?
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>>689566424
Says the one posting 2D girls
Go fuck your pillow.
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>>689565551
We had the winrar way back here dim wits...
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>>689566111
>>689556684
I know you want a pussy OP
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>>689566424
Everyone here is a faggot
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ROLLLL
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>>689566111
OK guys... we have a winrar... I'm going to prepare myself for the pain... my dick is at its all time low and does not want to get hard
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>>689566539
You're kidding right faggot?
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66666
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>>689566666
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WEBM IT FOR QUINTS
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>>689561182
Don't waste :(
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Potato
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>>689566631
>>689566666
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>>689566594
Godspeed OP you magnificent bastard
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>>689565706
You're a fucking retard
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>>689566594
we believe in you, faggot. don't puss out
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>>689556806
Looks like an arc typical of a flyback transformer.

> high frequency ac output
> At least 20kz so you don't hear a high pitched squeal
> low current and skin effect reduce chances of electrocution
> At least 20 kV

Tazers usually have a pulsed output under 100 hz so that it forces muscles to contract and relax repeatedly so that it's more effective at incapacitation.
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Just in time for the thread to 404.
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>>689566594
Try Now
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