Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
who
>claim
Best type moon claimed.
Tenryuu claimed
claimed.
Miho claimed
>>689567041
Wait those glasses cant hide this great taste.
>claiming yume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8We0FVflGaU
lol its my cat
>>689566954
>Blunt truth?
I'm always up to learn new things, even if I don't understand them.
>Mizore
>>689567395
Noticed
>>689567441
fuck
>>689567368
Führer
>>689567431
/mu/ essentials core.
>>689567368
What the fuck is on your head
>>689567441
Mugi
Uravity claimed
>>689566945
You're probably talking about Froppy, huh?
I can respect that opinion, even though it's wrong.
i can pet the cat edition
>>689566945
(Yume)
but i has no legs
>>689567027
(mugi)
what you don't even know?
>>689567395
rattle rattle
Claimed.
>>689567513
Starwberry ice cream
>>689567577
It's a radar
>>689567488
Chensaw
>>689567577
Anon
>>689567601
Maybe 3
>>689567453
The blunt truth of those feelings, that feeling in your stomach, it's the beginning stages of love. Infatuation.
claim
>>689567422
Nothing can hide the taste.
>>689567580
Do you even read?
>>689567676
Oh ok
Hello
>>689567431
Hospice sucks. Don't fall for the memes. Go straight to Burst Apart.
>>689567476
Hi hi
>>689567601
>Rattle rattle
>>689567724
Get back to work>>689567733
MUGI>>689567733
>>689567368
>japanese cruiser bork
>>689567425
>leg bork
>>689567513
>nazu bork
>>689567580
>possibly froggo bork?
>>689567601
>maid bork
>>689567733
>eyebrow bork
>>689567676
Would she even have radar for a ww1 cruiser?
PCs are for sad geeks who have no life.
Game consoles are for those who want to entertain themselves.
I once tried using a PC - it was an absolute nightmare! (those who create these various versions don't exactly make them for the novice; they wrongly assume EVERYONE is a Geek) And using it was WORSE!!! Besides, I've ALWAYS used XBox, and it's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. And when PCs become as easy to use as XBox, games are as easy to load into PC as it is for XBox, and there's Halo 2 ported to PC (or better still, XBox games are compatible with PC), THEN I'll use it And You PC-ers DARE to accuse Bill Gates of being the 'Antichrist'?! At least he makes his game consoles EASY to buy & use!!!
So, until then, I say:
GET THEE BEHIND ME, PC-SATAN!!!
>>689567860
These legs fine?
>tfw when you're the most hated guy in /waifu/.
Feels good to be infamous.
>>689567847
Moo milk
>>689568122
all legs are beautiful
post moar
>>689568226
>>689567992
Hello enjoy your sleep?
>>689568171
You're not charcoal.
>>689567860
Hahaha, I don't and I'm kind of air-headed irl. Sorry. Yes, Creatie is top-tier. Wish they had more of her.
>>689568034
No. Uraraka Ochako
>>689568180
Love that one.
Kneesocks claim
QOTT:Do you have a tea set?
If so...I showed you mine, you should show me yours...
>>689568171
how can I hate something so cute? :3
>>689568180
cow blood
>>689568226
>legs
>>689568226
>>689567822
Infatuation? With you?
>That feeling surged, why do I like this??
>>689568171
I dont hate you...
>>689568171
>hating others
>>689568354
You know i only like the best.
>>689568363
Indeed
>>689568555
>kisses
>>689568361
I am a gentleman and a scholar
Menchi claim
What's cooking, /waifu/?
>>689568440
Would you say that's incorrect? I wouldn't take it personally if you did, as this is something you'd need to accept yourself.
>>689568555
So, what have you done with the real Syndra? As I know that's not the correct file number.
>>689568555
Cat.
>>689568682
And I'm happy to oblige.
>>689568806
Oh you know!
>>689568973
>>689568363
>>689568643
>>689568512
You don't know my past in /waifu/.
That's why you don't hate me.
>>689568682
Stop.
>>689568862
Killed him and dumped his body in a lake.
Or i just got more images and renamed my folder.
>>689568895
Cow.
>>689569042
Tea is fucking glorious
>>689568895
mmmmm
Could someone shop this to the milk bottle.
>>689569202
No
>>689569167
Damn hippies.
>>689569167
I heard you were an asshole in the past but hate is pointless.
>>689568274
>>689568369
>>689568405
keep posting them
>>689569167
Ive seen a little of it, I just dont care.
>>689569228
Damn straight it is
>>689568277
Ok i guess. Still not fully awake.
Zombie mode.
Did you ever go to sleep?
>>689568838
If I want to accept myself I need to accept my feelings. I definitely feel that swirling warmth inside me, and it happens when I'm talking to you. Your the cause of it, so it must mean that I really like you.
>You better take responsibility!...
>>689569202
Pet.
>>689569271
Need more shops like that.
>>689569271
>being this much of a slut
So thats, lets see
Syndra, Snek, Tats, Mio, and Holstaur.
Slut confirmed
>>689569167
more elitism .-.
can we not talk about the past >_<
>>689569405
If you insist.
>>689569487
Nope still awake trying to fix my sleep schedule.
>>689569562
Indeed
>>689569405
These are some of my best legs.
Raven
>>689569702
>Nope still awake trying to fix my sleep schedule.
I don't think that's how it weeks when you just stay up every night.
>>689569405
I don't have a lot of legs.
IYBL5-0YBT0-X6B2H
>>689569781
BOOOOOOOORRRRRKKK
BORKBORKBORKBOOOORRKBORK
>>689569405
>legs
>>689569405
>legs?
>>689568096
It's in the lore
>>689569524
I'll take full responsibility for it~ After all, being liked by such a cutie is a very nice feeling~
>Especially when I like the cutie back~
I also guess this won't be the last time I'm taking responsibility with you either~
>>689569702
Dangerous stuff.
I always fail when i do that. Lol
Im gone finaly going to start my hero academia
claiming demon bork
>>689569801
I got up at midnight last night so if i stay up a few more hours ill sleep all night and be up in the morning.
>>689570215
I'll be fine.
>legs
Memes
>>689570120
>I feel happy when you say that~
W-What do you mean this won't be the last time?
>>689569042
>Kneebork
>>689568895
>cow bork
>>689569021
>delish bork
>>689569167
>welcome back bork
>>689569202
>tea bork
>>689569318
>king of the bork
>>689569524
>mizore's a cute bork
>>689569594
>Elite borker
>>689570325
>Menchi x Tsuyuga(?) bork
>>689570536
>>689567210
Is this the cringe thread?
>>689569364
I'm clearly the most hated guy in here.
I was the biggest asshole this thread ever had.
>>689569594
I dunno, I may be the biggest in here.
Anyway, I'm the most popular.
>>689570526
>The I'll say it again, I like you a lot, Mizore~
Hehe, wouldn't you like to know~
>>689570740
It's just a thread.
Mumei claim.
>>689569021
fish
>>689569675
>>689569781
>>689569944
>>689570069
>>689570119
>>689570120
>>689570215
>>689570416
I like all legs
>>689570740
Most popular waifu
>>689570416
Ok. What time is it for you?
>>689570774
>It felt a lot deeper that time.
Come on, tell me please cutie?~
>>689571029
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>689570740
Who cares?
>>689570851
i agree
could i get a medium rare grilled?
>>689569021
still eating fish?
>>689570734
no this is /waifu/
>>689571204
Yes.
>>689571188
both me fish
>>689571054
Almost 3pm now.
>>689571355
What if somebody wants theirs well done?
>>689571502
We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.
>>689571478
Get out of my timezone
>ctrl+f
>Akiko
>0 results
You guys obviously don't have any class
Akiko claimed
>>689571502
Lets go to Wendy's
I just stared at a fucking sword for like a minute, the trailer shows a close up of the sword and my internet went retarded at the same time so I thought it was the trailer trying to be all dramatic until I realized it was just buffering :|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rPxiXXxftE
>>689570459
This
>>689571481
fish
>>689571666
Asinine.
>>689571609
I'm here too!
>>689571478
Oh yeah, i knew that... derp.
Well good luck
>>689571826
How are you, fish?
>>689571692
Finally
>>689571751
Hank and I are the only true cooks on here. You pass the waifu/husbando examination
>>689571064
>We'll talk much more about all this when you get wifi, okay? I think we're getting a bit too personal here for the threads.
I'll take responsibility, think on that a little~
>>689571898
Im about to fail my chest is hurting now.
>>689571751
no
>>689571609
no
>>689567210
My waifu has been claimed
http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Lilmisspizza
My waifu and queen
>inb4 3d trash
She's 3D perfection
Portugal game is about to start.
>>689572219
10/10 would catch, cook, and eat again
>>689572422
Do you have a job?
>>689572422
Well that doesn't sound good. What's wrong?
>>689572487
Shit I slept in
Tohsaka claimed
>>689572415
>Okay. Shouldn't be to long until then. I'll stop talking about it.
O-Oh? Well if you think you can handle it~
>>689572487
Isn't that Bruce Jenner?
If trips Kyouko get
>>689572508
Watching.
>>689572695
>You mean Caitlin Jenner
No it's Kendall, her daughter
This avatarfag shit doesn't belong on /a/, moe this shit to /b/ where it belongs.
>>689572624
Uber
>>689572637
Me being tired with heartburn.
>>689572604
fish
>>689572850
>Her
You mean his right?
>>689572604
Not on my watch.
>>689572219
I'll protect you fish!
>>689572219
>>689572925
>
my internet is shit today
>>689572604
stay away
>>689572487
Even if I let the 3D pass that's a pretty terrible claim
>>689573051
>>689572219
>
>>689572953
No, I do not.
>>689573051
Nevar
I will make a scrumptious dish out of her
Maybe have a side of Holstaur stew
>>689573247
HERESY
>>689573184
fish
>>689573226
you have to let shinoa do the shipping my man
>>689573247
Is that why she looks deform
Because a MAN gave birth to her
>>689572604
>>689573376
Now you're going to stop that right away.
>>689573491
No, I enjoy breeding.
>>689572958
>>689573226
>>689573491
fish
>>689573505
Caitlyn had the sex change like last year or something so I don't know what you're talking about. She had a regular mother/father birth like you might have
>Such Waifu
>Such Love
>Such Stocking
>>689573775
THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS CANCER THAT MUST BE PURGED
>>689573775
I thought he didn't get a sex change.
Source?
>>689572660
I think the better question is if you can handle it~
>Also, I'll be back in like, 20 minutes
>>689573721
Shark?
>>689573895
>>689571751
So how's my shit waifus doing today?
>>689572869
I see i see.
Well whatever, can always try tomorrow. Lol
>>689574243
>Calling our waifus shit
>Post Umaru
Nice try
>>689574061
Well find out~
>I'll do my best!
>Mizore
>>689574001
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/caitlyn-jenner-sex-change-vanity-fair-interview/
It's also currently in the news about how she is considering "de-transitioning", kek.
What's the point of a waifu claiming thread exactly? I get that wives are being claimed but who cares? Who do these threads persist everyday?
