Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Miho claimed
The usual.
Tohsaka claimed
>>689574661
Nice claim.
If trips Kyouko get
>claiming yume
Im around here
My waifu is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me
The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot
Lurking.
I might be getting evicted today.
Shiro claimed.
>>689574841
>oniichan
>oneechan
How the fuck can you both be the older sibling?
Mumei claim.
>>689574841
Press my buttons, oniichan.
>>689575068
Maybe you should stop browsing /waifu/ and get a fucking job.
Superior autism claimed.
How is everyone tonight, mmh?
>>689574841
I have no words.
>>689574383
Umaru is best waifu
>>689575068
>>689575203
You should do that.
Fag.
>>689575203
Lol like you know the situation.
Maybe you should kill yourself.
>>689575316
AY UMARA HOW'S MY WAIFU
ITS KAREN BOI
Hello
>>689575077
it's a fantasy of mine
how you doing serpant? :o
>>689575174
*presses buttons*
>>689575260
>
>>689574841
KIN PATSU!
>>689575421
Trust me, I know your situation very well.
Do you not get bored of making this same shitty thread a billion times an hour?
Fuck off to /a/ where this shit is supposed to be.
>>689574680
>rattle
what down shizuru?
>>689574841
konata back at it again with the nice pasta :o
>>689575338
Go suck someone else's dick fag
>>689575505
You pushed the wrong button, engaging self-destruction in 5...
Tenryuu claimed
And i found out that Mikasa is an ultra-rare ship in WoWs
Akiko claimed
Post your finest pats
>>689575068
It'll be alright, bud.
>>689575144
Good taste!
>>689575505
Thank you.
>>689575697
Do you not get bored of being a HUGE FAGGOT. WOOOOO HOOOO ROASTED!
>>689574841
(You) for the copypasta.
>>689575661
So you you know all my bills are paid and my roommate does not pay his?
Fuck off.
meme approaching
What's the point of a waifu claiming thread exactly? I get that wives are being claimed but who cares? Who do these threads persist everyday?
>>689575814
Patting is very very good, especially for the wellbeing. <3
Unfortunately don't posess any pats though..
>>689575859
Dude i love mizore. you have good taste. The curry episode was awesome.Im also super into this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO_SgUexmpM
fish?
>>689575914
Weren't your roommates meth heads or whatever? Why didn't you evict them yet?
>>689576153
fish
>I have to go for a little bit
>>689575511
for you
>>689575720
thanks noodle
rolling for you :o
>>689575799
O_O
>>689575814
>
>>689575852
np qt
>>689575859
(you too)
>>689575930
cute :3
Chara claimed
>>689576069
Discussion with identifieable anons since IDs aren't here anymore
>>689576256
fish
>me too, I'll see you later
>>689575720
>Rattle rattle
The floor.
I'm feeling a little poor right now so i'm just laying here doing nothing. Kind of want to go back to sleep.
How about you?
>>689575814
Self pat.
>>689576220
He's on the lease.
>>689575859
>>689575813
Es ist auch ein ultra-schlechtes.
>>689575505
Can't she at least be the imoutochan, kangaroo?
Question of the thread: Guess the anime I'm currently watching:
A tribe of gay bonobo monkeys with telekinesis in the future practice radical Buddhism.
>>689576441
It's alright, those are good too!
>>689575857
GotEEm
>>689576146
Thank you man do to data caps I can't view YouTube right now
>Curry you say?
>>689576440
>sleep
That sounds good right now.
>>689576521
Welcome back sweetie!
>>689575914
Ive been in that situation Before. Its hard to evict your own roommate if they are on the lease too. but if u talk to your landlord maybe u could work it out. It didnt work out for me. My landlord kept making deals with the shitty roommate and eventually i just kicked his fagget ass out and i got stuck with all the back rent.
>>689576714
Thanksies~ Did I miss much?
>>689576555
Naja, man kann ja nichts gegen die sekundären Geschütze sagen....16 pro Seite, davon 7 pro Seite mit 152mm.....richtig geskillt ist es richtig zerstörerisch
>>689575814
>>689576856
Not much, just some pasta.
>But I love pasta!
>>689576648
ICE CURRY! It was just a video of her SnowStorm song
Claimed.
>>689576783
That is also something I don't want. I am not about to pay for someone else to fuck up and be an addicted piece of shit.
If we are evicted I'm having words with my land lord.
>>689575814
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>>689576055
a new meme?
>>689576266
noodle? 'o'
>>689576440
heh
im feeling pretty great, first time in a while i have actually been up during the day
>no pic rattles
Take that Iceland.
Claimetsu
>>689575814
Does this count?
WE WUZ KANGS
>>689575814
>>689576536
thought this was mugi, now I want to die ;-;
>>689576555
nice 5s
it's just a meme :p
I won my first game of lol yesterday, setting ^_^
>>689577063
*shrugs*
>>689576904
What does "Geschütze" mean? Shooter or something?
>>689575814
I-I found one.
>>689575814
>>689576921
>no headpat but a salut
>>689577260
Very responsive,very good yes.
>>689576662
Doesn't it? i might go back. Usually if i intentionally sleep in, i have some interesting dreams.
>>689577063
ah nice.
>Forgot it last time rattles
>>689576935
I'm actually rather fond of rigatoni. There's this local place here that serves the best pastah ever!
>Can't find key to the moped
>Aunt probably took it with her
And this is why I can't get shit done around here. I guess it's to working on the lawn mowers I go.
>>689576959
Mizore best girl.
>Got ya I'll have to rewatch when I have wifi.
>>689577344
Zuzuzu!
>>689577043
I mean I basically told the dude Fuck you "the landlord" I was like You made the deals with him i came to you months ago and asked u to help me move him out. He still tried to come after me in the end. Dude I cant fuckin stand that situation Living in a house with some deadbeat like that sitting there while they walk around the house like its theirs and shit Making up bullshit excuses and shit about how "their gonna pay". Like i said one day i just got up dude was chilling like not a problem in the world and i was like Get the fuck out what are you even doing here? He got in my face and i threw his ass across the living room. He left like 3 hours later.
Fuck you, I claim Homura.
ALL YOU NIGGERS STAY AWAY FROM MY RII CHAN YOU FILTHY INBRED FAGGOTS
>>689576126
condolences
Maybe I can do a shop for you?
>>689577255
Nevermind
Quality hair ruffle
>>689576266
Nice
>>689576441
Go pat yourself
>>689576921
What a cute pat
>>689577063
>dem eyes though
positive pats
>>689577216
It's good enough
>>689577222
You sure that's a pat?
>>689577260
Close enough
>>689577540
Woah dude, you sure it's not REEEE chan
Rory Mercury Claimed
>>689577253
>now I want to die ;-;
Took you a while to get in that mindset.
Claimed
>>689577540
Stealing with these trips.
>>689577535
I-I never said otherwise. :<
>>689577642
I-I mean I would appreciate any and all shoops, it'd feel so personal. <3
>>689577344
Dreams are nice when im with my waifu.
>>689577465
Im super fond of koko too. But shes no Mizore
Fite me bich. Emilia ftw
>>689577255
>>689577696
we're all gonna die one day :|
>>689577465
Zuzuzu
>>689577916
Yeah that kind of thing is nice.
>>689577211
>>689577837
Well I'd be happy to do it after I'm done with Shiro's shop
Just give me a usable pic to work with and I'll see what I can do
>>689577916
>dreaming of your waifu
must be great to remember your dreams
also did your truck got sold by now?
>>689578056
Original waifu
>>689578111
You first
>>689577642
Maybe
Dio-sama...
>>689577413
I love spaghetti, we make penne parm chicken at work, its really good.
>Taking keys to things you don't need
Why tho?
>Getting dirty without me?
>>689578008
Agreed, she's not really up on my list though, Ruby is second to me.
>>689578164
Rurururu.
>>689578285
How goes the crusade against the ants?
>>689578164
>>689578225
Yeah it is nice to have waifu dreams and remember them.
And no its not sold but i made a payment on it.
>>689577475
What's worse is the guy has a job and still doesn't pay rent.
He'll pay his meth habit, but not rent.
He goes out with friends and shit, but can't pay rent.
Seriously, what backwards ass fuckery goes through peoples heads in these situations.
It can't be reasonable.
>>689578225
Yume a cute
Best type moon claimed.
Time for medio.
>>689578424
They have been exterminated and none were seen lately.
The unexisting warcry of the ants, we shall never hear anymore
not that we could ever to begin with
If trips Kyouko get
>>689576904
Na gut, das ist in der Tat nicht übel, aber ich hab noch nie einen gesehen, der das Schiff gewinnbringend eingesetzt hätte.
Hast du sie?
>>689577255
It's cannon, pretty much.
>>689577260
Salve, Yume, wie geht's denn so?
>>689577253
Against actual humans?!
>claim
>>689574684
Money pleases Tohsaka Rin for Old men
>>689578613
Hey Shiki how's it going
>>689578508
I want to dream of my waifu too and remember it ofc
>>689578586
I know
>>689578613
Hey its them
>>689578665
Meh/10
Ganz ok aber irgendwie war heute nicht so mein Tag.
Mal schauen wie der Rest der Woche läuft
>>689578665
yes, i actually never played ranked before it was weird O.o
ive played non ranked pvp with humans before tho and lost :p
>>689578736
amatsu
>>689577642
best pats
>>689577253
o.o
>>689578736
88 cent megumeme
>>689578818
I remember my dreams its nice. And bad at the same time.
>>689574505
QOTT: what is favorite food
>steak
>>689578111
People die when they are killed.
Claiming Yuuki
>>689579041
Pizza.
>>689578217
How about this? :3
>>689579041
>food
Nudelauflauf
why is this shit not saged to hell daily?
Or this?
>>689578665
Nö, wieso?
>Tenryuu
>>689578812
Doing alright, just redeeming all the humble bundle codes.
>>689579041
Poutine
It feels good to be a canadafag
>>689579082
I don't wanna shoot up my school anymore then.
>>689579041
Pizza!
>I don't use this picture ever.
>>689579041
Squids and tomato rice.
>>689579181
How patriot of you.
>>689579041
>Steak
>>689578769
Not this again
>>689579082
Go home Emiya
>>689579333
>How patriot of you.
Obviously.
>>689578655
Maybe they're just regrouping and they plan to attack again... better be careful.
>>689579194
>>689579264
I've saved them for later
I'll see what I can do
>>689579041
>
>>689578396
>GG, I'm bringing you home on my trip at least once!
I dunno, I might as well call and see where they are. I got the clutch cable changed out, but I'd like to get a new one for that mower since it's rusted to all hell, and even with the lube it still seemed rough to pull.
>If you'd care to join~
>No, really, I'd love to have you help me out with some of this mechanical work
>>689579082
The archer class is really made up of archers.
>>689578959
Don't play ranked! Don't do it! You will end up in bronze!
>>689578818
Ich denke mir immer "schlimmer kanns nicht werden" und sehe positiv in die Zukunft. Eines Tages werde ich damit sicher recht haben.
>>689579279
Schaut eigentlich ganz schmuck aus.
>>689579041
Schnitzel.
>>689578959
Konata
>>689578976
>rattled REEEEE
Sacchi
>>689579041
Poutine
>>689579317
>Poutine
Quebec-fag?
>>689579041
chicken. any kind.
>>689579082
https://youtu.be/pVyOCssIXgQ
Finally done with Anohana. Fuck that anime is such a joke, all that goddamn melodrama, only kept watching it because I really enjoyed Menma.
>>689579529
Eines Tages vielleicht.
Ich gehe auch immer dannach "Mehr als versagen geht nicht."
>>689579562
>no panties
where does the stringy thingy attaches itself
>hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>689579041
Burgers.
>>689579529
but then i can play people my skill :o
>>689579562
how are you shiperoni pizza?
>>689579849
>where does the stringy thingy attaches itself
That's too lewd to discuss on a christian image board like this.
>>689579562
Yes, but I don't like the place, nor the language. So when I'm asked where I'm from, I just say Canada.
>>689579529
>>689579927
At this point even in bronze he'll need to get carried.
>>689579849
She wears panties, they're really thin in this pic
>>689579927
I'm alright burritos, will be playing OW soon
What about you?
>>689580003
>christian image board
I am a buddhist so fuck off you jewish nigger hindu
>>689579529
Sieht nett aus, aber ich finde die Hindenburg einen tick hübscher
>Tenryuu
>>689579462
>I'd love to see your place~
>Cook you dinner...
I'm not the best with mechanical stuff, but I'm a quick learner and I know electrical stuff. I'd love to help!
>>689579041
Pizza
>>689580227
>>689580227
Buddhists don't call people nigger hindu's.
>>689580255
>>689579041
Mio's ass
>Mio
>>689580213
It's a pretty shitty French we speak over there, your feelings are completely understandable
Like I feel like I'm talking to illiterates sometimes when I talk to people
>>689580213
this is true :O
>>689580226
I am doing good ^-^
have fun, play tracer for me :p
>>689579849
>Man who thought he had lost all hope loses additional bit of hope he didn't even know he still had.
>>689579758
Menma is worse than Hitler.
>>689579927
But people your skill are the scum of the earth!
Instead get better, then win.
>>689580255
Das Muster macht sich ziemlich gut auf ihr. Aber wie kommt es, dass du keine aufdringlichen Kancolle skins hast?
>>689579041
Cyanide pills
claiming aph prussia as husbando
>>689579041
shrimp
>>689577008
dang it bobbeh, this is my second choice. everyone knows hank already has a husbando, though; dale gribble.
>>689574661
who's this?
>>689580707
>play tracer for me
Akibro will rage on me D:
>>689580749
How so?
>>689580749
i will try to win super sausage supreme, i get yelled at a lot on pvp, bad times ;-;
>>689579041
bread
>>689580899
that's the point ;)
>>689579529
Sleeping helps against lack of sleep.
>>689580898
Johan Liebert from Monster.
>>689580273
My place really isn't that great. I could probably show you my entire messy room in all of 2 photos...
Although I'd love to try your cooking~
And that's good, because I'm very rough with electrical. I managed to replace my own headlights, but that's as far as I got.
>Can't hook up underglow LEDs because I can't wire them into the running lights properly
>>689580988
Sup guys
>>689580943
>super sausage supreme
>sausage
>huge amount of germanfags in thread
dont say that! you'll attract more.
>>689580956
I once wiped another chans catalog with that picture.
>>689580707
>>689580899
>Discount Megumeme Tracer
Looks like I'll have to carry myself again
>>689580988
Konata please kill self
>>689581074
damn.. dont know the fucker but hes cute
Anyone wanna play Overwatch on EU server with me? CAESARKOLIA#2130
I-I mean I can play on murico, but with great lag..
>>689580502
>it didnt taste nuthin like groceries
>>689581291
That's why you asked why particulary this picture?
>>689581125
Don't worry about impressing me with your room, the places I've lived weren't that great.
I'd be happy to cook for you!
Yeah, in my mos training j had to learn a mix of electrical and mechanical things, I picked up on the electric part really easy.
>I might be able to help with that if you have the tools.
>>689581476
Yeah boi just join us
we're EU based
I'll add you
>>689581370
I know, it's a psychological anime, where's your husbando from?
pushing the image limit
>>689580900
Mostly because Hitler is pretty dope, but also she's loud, dumb as fuck and annoying.
>>689580943
>>689581181
Oh Junge, did someone sagen sausage?
>>689581490
It tasted like strawberries
>Mio
>>689581033
There are exactly two genders.
>Shiro
>this
>>689581736
You posted with a waifu yet?
In this thread I mean.
I just tought about something, that's why I'm asking.
>>689581993
Nope
>>689581291
new chans rarely work out.
I used to hang around 99chan's /mu/, now it's well dead.
>>689581854
>eat her ass like a cupcake
But cupcakes don't eat ass
>>689581721
Ah, this series called Hetalia. It started off as a webcomic, but it's a manga and anime now, too.
The art sucked for the first 4 seasons tho, and the first volume was.......... something.
It's gotten much better, though!
