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Its happened again!
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>>689563720
IF THE SUPERMARKET WAS ALLOWED TO HAVE GUNS THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED
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>>689563875
Wtf? You gotta be kidding?
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>>689563984
Cuck
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>>689563720
Implying im not a hostage
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>>689563875
Youre sarcastic but its true. Just like armed robbers being shot dead by cashiers hiding a gun under the counter.
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That's a pretty standard situation
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>>689563720

Where is this being published from? How would Europe be getting this news before the US?
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>>689563875
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SHALL
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>>689564813
Somebody needs to stab that smarmy cunt
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>>689565013
murica is retarded country
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>>689565317
What 3rd world country are you from then
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>>689565317
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>>689565013
kill the non believers!
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>>689565317
It's not really though, is it now?
If Americans were allowed to take more pride in their constitution none of this would be a problem.
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That was over quick
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>>689566710
lol scrub
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Breaking: Walmart 'shooting as gunman takes hostages in Amarillo supermarket'
18:24, 14 JUN 2016 UPDATED 18:56, 14 JUN 2016
BY SAM RKAINA , ABIGAIL O'LEARY
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@KAKEnewsWalmartEmergency services have been called out to the scene in Texas
SWAT teams have reportedly shot dead a gunman who took hostages at a Walmart store in Texas.

Amarillo Police were called out to reports of an "active shooter" who had taken hostages inside the supermarket around an hour ago.

It is understood there were no other fatalities and all hostages are safe, according to BNO News.

Workers inside buildings nearby said a helicopter and around 20 police vehicles swarmed to the scene.
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>supermarket

trying to make it sound civilized when it happened at a walmart
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>>689566710
fucking silvers
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I don't know anything about what's going on yet but I'll put money on this being another fake incident. They needed something else for us to talk about since their Orlando shooting was so poorly planned and acted out
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>>689566967
walmarts are the shit. everything you could want in one store
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>>689563875
>boohoo criminals don't abide the law
stop being a law abiding cuck and carry your gun everywhere so this shit stops happening
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>>689565317

There's genocide and dictators killing hundreds ever day in other countries are no one bats an eye

America has a few nutjobs that shoot a few people every now and then and everyone loses their mind
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>>689567320
It's all about perspective. Obviously local media freaks out about it because it affects them.
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>>689567302

indeed
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>>689567318
Fucking this. All those Americunts cry about how guns shouldn't be taken from them so law abiding citizens can prevent criminals from doing mass shootings, yet here they are crying because they are so stupid and expect killers abide the law too. Man the fuck up and carry your gun in a store and other places to make sure you can take out the next criminal. United States of Cuckmerica.
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>>689563720
please let it not be florida
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>>689567745

"If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns"
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>>689568106

texas which is almost just as bad
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>>689568106
georgia
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>>689567745
Your point is invalid. criminals will always have guns idiot. they already dont obey the law, more guns = safer restricting them makes us an easier target., just like europe, those dumbfucks gave up practically all their rights and have no chance fighting or changing their 3rd world government.
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>HEY GUYS LET'S BAN GUNS BECAUSE SOME MUSLIM TERRORIST KILLED PEOPLE WITH THEM
>The largest terrorist attack in America was Muslims killing people without guns

Banning guns won't stop Muslims from killing people, anons.
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>>689568227

http://wjla.com/news/nation-world/amarillo-texas-police-on-scene-of-active-shooting-possible-hostage-situation
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>>689568163
Nice quote you got there faggot too bad it has nothing to do with the topic at hand, man the fuck up you cuck and carry your gun everywhere you go like that buttplug you stole from your mom.
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>>689568204
>almost just as
and it's still six days until summer. fahk.
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RELIGION OF PEACE
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>>689568272
How retarded are you little cucklord in no way I said you should get rid of your guns. Learn to fucking read or are you one of those little illiterate niggers?
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>>689568272
Yes because those schools and gay bars put up such a good fight.
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>>689564813
by the statistics usually given by anti gun left wing americans a "mass shooting" in the states is anything involving more than one person
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I will put my tinfoil hat. NRA loves this shooting spree. This will let them sell more guns for "protection". Gun business will boom in the next few months.
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>>689568272
In Europe women can show their tits freely. In the United States of Incest all you get to see is Cletus' fat asshole when he bends over.
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>>689563875
>implying walmart isn't the largest gun seller in the US
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>>689564668
it's texas and it's over. It was a domestic violence issue and the cops killed him.
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>>689569121

Just another day in Texas really...
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>>689563720
http://goo.
gl/57LLlQ
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>>689569304
pretty much
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>>689569327
faggot has a nice peice of ass and he walks away
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The armed subject reported inside a Walmart in Amarillo, Texas, is "apparently dead," according to police.

The suspect was shot by a member of the Amarillo Police Department SWAT team, police said. The hostages inside are safe, police said.

Follow
Amarillo Police Dept @AmarilloPD
Suspect has been shot by APD SWAT and is apparently dead. Hostages inside are safe http://nixle.us/8ZN2L
12:43 PM - 14 Jun 2016
We don't fuck around in Texas we take em out
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>>689570499
>Texas
kek
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>>689564813
cool story
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>>689568344
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did they put something in your chlorine infested water or what is it with the shootings lately?
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>>689567745
sure kid way to strawman
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>>689570499
Haha diffrence between red states and blue.
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>>689568758
Not a bad idea Anon
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>>689563720
Literally right down the street from where I live.

Amarillo Tx, Georgia street just past the highway. Was out and about when I heard people talking about it.

Who the fuck does that shit in a fucking WALMART? What, was the five for a buck ramen too much of a strain on your foodstamp budget that consists mostly of Dr. Pepper 44oz's from Toot'n Totum? (Local C-store chain). Or did the cashier not let you have that blu-ray of Deadpool for five dollars despite your claims of having found it in the five dollar bin? Or, and this is the most likely, did the scooter give up on your gravitational field generating wife when you and your six heathens got done at McDonalds and an employee laughed when the frame on the thing snapped in half?

Fucking. Wal-Mart. The FUCK...
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>>689571221
Better to be judges by a jury of 12 then to be carried by 6
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>>689563720
is this the one in texas?
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Damnit, i was just about to get some peanuts.
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>>689570684
top kek
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>>689571510
Hey atleast they didn't shoot up Wonderland. You would go from one thing to do in Amarillo to 0 if he did.
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>>689569121
>domestic violence issue
so just a normal citizen carrying a (probably) legally obtained weapon.
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>>689568758
nice asinine comment.
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>>689571777
True. I'd like to know why, though. Even if the dude was just like "Eh, fuck walmart and their everyday low prices". Or was it just some dude looking to an hero in his ancestral family home.

I will say, though, this is the most interesting thing that's happened in this city in the last four years.
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>>689573197

What happened four years ago?
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>>689573197
It's Amarillo man. He was probably just pissed that he lost his job killing chickenz or some shit and decided to beat his old lady in the most appropriate place.
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>>689573554
Only been here for four years. Think there was some shooting right around the start of 2013 involving cheetos in SJ. Which amused me, but wasn't big news.
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>>689573561
Also possible and the most likely of reasons.
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>>689574114
You need to move /b/ro. I lived in northwest OK for a long time and was miserable and those two parts of the world are basically the same. Desert and cows.
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>>689570499
>We don't fuck around in Texas we take em out
Except he was taken out by SWAT and not an armed civilian. All these people that are supposed to be carrying around their guns to stop criminals don't seem to be doing a very good job
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>>689573820

I live 20 miles south. Been here my entire life.
I was literally at that Walmart 24 hours ago.
I avoid Walmart for many reasons.

Had I been a little more conservative with my toilet paper, I might have been there when it happened.
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He was a Somali (read MUSLIM)
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>>689574569
And his obituary read " Here was a good man, a kind father and an over wiper which lead to his untimely death" .
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>>689574334
Thinking about it, but I'm pretty chill with where I'm at. Got a solid, stable job. I can pay my bills, eat, and replace clothes when they become too worn out to reasonably wear.
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>>689574931
I guess your set. I mean you got big tex and Wonderland.
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>>689574569
I only tend to go there overnight when it's dead. No car, so walking's easier with the light traffic. Mostly I just go to the Market Street. Much closer to my place.
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>>689574559
in texas of all places. where it's illegal to not have at least 3 guns on your person at all times
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>>689574879

kek
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Ameeicunts and their way of life. Mhu right to bear arms....
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>>689575190

Perhaps we know each other.
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>>689565317
Sad but true
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>>689575151
Calico County is better, imho. And I don't do parks and things. Too often, anyway. People in large numbers like that tend to piss me off.
>>689575547
Entirely possible. Or at the very least, I've pissed you off with my incredible customer service skills.
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>>689575295
Hate it all you want but to start stripping one freedom will only snowball us into the same situation as Europe
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>>689568700
Fbi definition is 3 or more
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This whole 'gun control' thing is working really well over there in the US huh
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>>689568386
Summerfag
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>>689576324
It is, but people are stupid. That's the problem. People get stupid, then guns, then angry at some insignificant thing that will in no way detrimentally affect their life and... boom.
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>>689576006

I'm a hell of a waiter at a chain on Western. You frequent any coffee shops or anything?
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One report has the hostage taker as Somalian, not American. Last I saw Somalia is a Muslim country.
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>>689576561
Prefer to make my own, but that's just out of lack of income allowing such luxuries. I used to work on western until a few weeks ago. C-store.
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>>689576507
Wow seems like a good idea to sell guns in stores over there in the US huh
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>>689576084
Eurofag here. And what is the "situation" in Europe? That random idiots don't walk around with guns?

What is it with you amerifags, eating in McDonald's makes you to shit your brain out? I'm not saying that all Americans are moron's, but a big portion definitely is.
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>>689576913
Yea I was worried to about my guns going out and killing people so I leashed them and put them in a locked closet.
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>>689576776
Wouldn't surprise me in th least. They won't accept his Foodstamps for beer and lotto, they kicked his niglet kids out for theft, and won't give him a job to support his beer/lotto addiction. Mickey's is a hell of a drug, ya'll...
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>>689576084
which is?
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>>689577000
Same as a big portion of Europeans have shit for brains. Wot m8
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awesome

http://huisclos-escapegame.fr/
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/14/report-active-shooter-possible-hostages-at-amarillo-texas-walmart.html?intcmp=hpbt3
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>>689577147
Cameras on every corner and filters for your Internet since Europeans don't know what's good for them. Thank good big brother is there.
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>>689576913
This guy, you made my day man. A rare pepe for you
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>>689577151
But those shit for brains can't shoot people when they get angry
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>>689571325
Underrated
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>>689577000
Amarillo here, and I wholeheartedly agree. But the entire world has idiots like these, ours are just more... flamboyant about their stupidity.
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>>689577000
Trips of truth
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>>689577322
thanks
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>>689566710
>SHOT DEAD
Yay, guns!
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>>689577321
LOL srsly nigga?
what about nsa?
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>>689577362
They can stab you to death just like France.
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>>689577151
Kek, found the summerfag
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>>689577565
Which was exposed and an uproar began. Eurocucks just accept that have no privacy or free will.
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>>689577637
At least I've got a fighting chance when they have a knife. If I've got a gun, and they're threatening me with a gun, I'm not gonna be able to pull it out and shoot him before he shoots my ass
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>>689564443

These cashiers are statistically more likely to shoot themselves with said gun than they are to fend off/shoot a robber.

Also, consider two situations;

> Situation one: Man walks in with gun, demands money
>Cashiers hands over money
>Man exits and is later arrested based on cctv evidence

Situation two:

>Man walks in with gun and demands money
>Cashier whips out a glock and BRAP BRAP BRAP
>Either gunman dies or cashier dies

Either way, the cashier having a gun protects nobody.
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>>689566540
We are allowed to. There are just a bunch of fucking bigoted retards who try to fuck it up for everyone else that doesn't fit into their group, and they have been successful, to a large extent.
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>>689577705
Nah still in school.
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>>689576507

i know you may be responsible but americans have proven time and time again they are not responsible enough to own guns. Sorry but the reasonable people who deserve to own a gun for protection have to take a hit on this one.

you are not to be trusted with guns there are too many idiotic people in your country. why are these people allowed to buy guns??
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>>689563720
Yep. It's exactly the same as Orlando. EXACTLY.
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>>689577321
>implying that US doesn't have cameras
>Internet filters

wow you must be a true 'murican hero neckbeard
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>>689577821
Same thing the officer in France thought I bet right before he had a blade shoved in him.
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>>689565800
Germany a country where weapons are illegal for good reasons you murican ppl are too stupid to understand
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>>689577770
>implying it changed anything
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>>689563720
is this make america great again?
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>>689568775
Just wait until sharia law moves in cuck. Then no ankles will be shown.
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>>689563720
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>>689577853
Ayy lmao I hope you enjoy it. It's summer brake in EU for like two weeks now.
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>>689577824
Well what the fuck am I paying the cashier for if not to return fire. See this is what's wrong with America. Noone takes their job seriously anymore.
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>>689578010
My beard covers my face also. Plus I carry my guns in one pocket of my jincos
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>>689574559
Gun free zone fam.
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>>689578014
Didn't say I'd win, just that I prefer my chances against a knife than against a gun. The only one who wins in a 1-on-1 confrontation with guns is the one who pulls it first
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>>689577396
That's why everyone can't own a gun.
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>>689565013
LOL or go on a shooting spree in her office amirite

Fucking terrorist move to Iran
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>>689566967
The Waltons pay a lot of money to not have their store's name in negative headlines.
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Just a reminder, blacks hold the current national record for firearm homicides
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>>689578487

AMERICA THE BRAVE

LAND OF THE 'IF EVERYBODY HAS A GUN NOBODY HAS A GUN RIGHT GUYS'
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goddamnit

why is America so retarded
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>>689578747
Glad u figured it out.
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>>689577874
Flamboyant idiocy. Pretty sure I said that.

And reasonable people can turn very unreasonable with little provocation if they have a weapon in their hand. Responsible people, is probably what you're looking for there. Intelligent, controlled, even tempered people are going to have to take the hit on this one.
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>>689563984
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!1!

Anon all you have to do is think.
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>>689567176
you guys sure do put yourselves through some intense mental gymnastics
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>>689577478
>hostage situation
>same as mass shooting

I know you eurocucks can't stop sucking dicks but take a second to think about shit before you post.
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>>689578653
Not in Texas it ain't

http://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/open-carry-texas-activists-are-very-upset-with-walmart-right-now/
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>>689577824

Oh maybe a 3rd situation which recently happened here:

Man walks in with a gun, demands money
Cashier fumbles with money but turns it over eventually
Man shoots cashier anyway for "takin too fukkin long to gets muh money nigga"
Cashier dies before ambulance arrives.

Man still at large. Bet that cashier wished he had a gun, atleast he'd have a chance.
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>>689578631
I applaud to this idiot, have a nice day and I hope you get shot in a gunfight
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>>689577151
amerifag here, travelled in multiple euro countries, anon i can tell you fist hand as an amerifag, euro fags ARE more intelligent on average than us. they are also much more attractive in average than us. hate to say it but its the truth.
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>>689578854

thats what i mean yes.
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>>689567320
That's in third world/unstabalized countries as compared to a first world country. When compared to other first world/stable countries America is literally a shit hole of a place for more reasons than just gun violence.
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>>689570255
Seen the vid. He ends up fucking it.
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>>689579276
Well damn. I guess your opinion has defeated mine. Guess I'll just go eat some. Mcds and ponder the finale to game of thrones now. Hope I charged electric scooter last night.
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>>689571777
>nobody's mentioned these trips yet
Why do any of us even wanna live any more
>good on ya m8 tho
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>>689579656
Live to see Wonderland.
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>>689577824
>claims statistics, "forgets" to include them

I'd wager a lot of money that the number of cashiers who've shot themselves accidentally vs. the number of cashiers who've scared off or shot a robber favors the cashiers. I know people who've done the latter; I've never even heard of someone doing the former.

>tells story where cashier potentially kills armed robber
>claims that gun didn't protect cashier

GTFO w/ your gunhating faggotry. guns are inert objects that can do some pretty awesome shit in the right hands.
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>>689563875
I WON'T REST UNTIL EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD ON THIS EARTH IS ARMED TO THE TEETH

THEN WE'LL ALL BE SAFE FOREVER
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>>689579276

I think it depends on where you go. I hate Scottish chicks. Gene pool just aint good, I can see I got mad lucky. Spain is off the hook though. Spanish chicks forced to move over to London for work. God damn yes.
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>>689579780
I should probably go just to see what the fuss is about. Everybody just goes on and on about Wonderland. Kinda like when I went to Pizza Planet to actually try their pizza as everybody would only EVER talk about the salads.
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>>689576260
does she look like fbi?
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>>689579276
Well anon I have traveled to many euro countries and I can say that europeans are by far the ugliest and dumbest out of all the people I've encountered.
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>>689563720
This is not true, look at the time, it hasn't happened yet
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>>689564813
when was the last time a soldier was beheaded in the streeus of murika?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/10073910/Woolwich-attack-terrorist-proclaimed-an-eye-for-an-eye-after-attack.html
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>>689563720
Fuck I love America, for such a censored and cucked country alot of crazy shit happens. It's like watching mad max but with more fat people.
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>>689580113
I'm going to Europe for 8 months in Nov. I'll see if I think they're smarter.
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>>689577824
Call me what you like, but I much prefer the idea of handing over a drawer filled with my boss' insurance-covered money to the idea of murdering another human being.
To say nothing of the highly probably "being the one who gets murdered because you tried to pull out a gun on a guy who already had you dead to rights" scenario.
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>>689579017
Nigger, what am i reading and where do those links go.
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>>689580057
Go get a gun and make a mass shooting in wonderland like a real 'Murican

1.kill kids
2.rape their corpse's
3.get shot
4.??????
5.profit
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>>689580113
Of course........
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>>689578714
if you factor them out of american gun crime statistics, you get a homicide rate of about 1 per 100,000, which is common and normal among other mostly white countries like Australia
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>>689578631
I hope you get the trigger caught in your wallet chain and accidentally shoot off your frosted tips
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>>689570978
>We're in too deep, let's just keep digging.
... The argument.
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>>689580416
and probably learn that the "s" plural marker has no ' in front of it
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>>689578656
That's wrong though. If the attacker doesn't shoot you immediately it only takes a second for a well trained person to unholster and let a round off. Besides either way you don't have much of a chance of getting out unscathed.
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>>689580315
Well it doesn't look like those fat fucks are riding in desert and fighting for gasoline
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you faggots are retarded. it will come out very shortly that a lot of the victims in orlando were shot by the orlando police themselves during the assault
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>>689580672
Whatever fam. Juggalos don't ever hang their pieces on their chain. Now maybe my hatchet.
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>>689578487
It's a district thing. Some places get three months and some get a month and a half. Starting and stopping times differ as well.
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>>689579149
>Dem dere yoo-row cucks don kno da diff'rance uh'tween a mass shootin' an' a sim'pool everyday hostage sityu'ashun.
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http://www.myhighplains.com/news/breaking-news-amarillo-police-reporting-shots-fired-at-walmart
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>>689579149
tell yourself whatever makes you feel better.. uneducated fucktard
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>>689564813
And they live in a socialist prison where they are being raped by jamal.
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>>689566710
I like this. I like this alot.
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>>689580741
Optimistic
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>>689579239
Shit like that happens here too, no guns allowed here. Someone has a gun pulled out on you and you just have to pray you dont get wasted, no way of fighting back against a him. And if you do have a gun and you fight back, you end up in prison. I have no idea why some Americans would want guns banned. Im assuming just irrational fear.
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>>689580416
Nah, real muricans just stand by with their corn dogs and heathen children they can't afford and just watch the shit hit the fan, then try to benefit in some way from it. Facebook posts, news events, etc...

Me? I step away from the fan and go about my business. They leave me alone, I leave them alone. Simple system, but it works.
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>>689580416
I'd like to see someone take a semi automatic into the 'its a small world' ride in Disneyland and shoot all the animatronic things.
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>>689580741
English is not my native, so fuck off grammar nazi
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>>689581151
>Mohammed
Ftfy
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Every fucking day with this shit, America.

What is your fucking problem?!
NO ONE ELSE HAS THIS.
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>>689581237
Well, not irrational considering all the gun deaths, but overreactive for sure
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>>689581341
>implying a shooting didn't happen today in france
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>>689581341
TV is boring.
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>>689581268
neither mine,start learning you piece of shit
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>>689580342
>>689580561
Clearly there are going to be idiots and smart people depending on what area of a country you visit. Chances are if you visit a tourist area you're going to be in a higher class part of a country than the rest of it. Like people in Orlando are smarter than people living in the same state huntin' gater in the swamp.
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>>689580113
Well Anon your mom´s room doesn´t count as "europe"
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>>689581090
Ah know, right? Dis wuz jus' a reg'lr ol' doh-mess-stick dispute. Ah guess if'n y'all hadn't grew'd up in a thir' worl' cunry without assaul' rifles everywhere you'd know the difference.
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>>689581544
>neither mine
Native English speaker here, you're a faggot
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>>689579239

Yeah, cashier is going to fumble money which he handles a thousand times a week and not a gun which he might have held once or twice before in his life?

You're still ignoring the fact that giving teenagers guns is in no way shape or form a good idea since they are so likely to shoot themselves with it, that it's actually sort of comical that they still sell guns to people with teenagers in their immediate family.
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>>689574686
Please link the source for this claim.
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>>689581140
>Can't tell the difference between two things
>Calls other people stupid

Are all euros as stupid as you?
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>>689580824
True, but it only takes a fraction of a second for the attacker to pull the trigger when he sees you making a sudden movement for something. I know every situation is different, but if you don't have your gun out yet and the attacker is willing to actually kill someone, you're not gonna win that fight. If they have a gun just so they seem big and tough, then you can probably get away with pulling your own gun out. It's why cops shoot first and ask questions later in a threatening situation, your chances go way down if you're not the first one with a gun out
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>>689581544
Just fuck off
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>>689581509
wow, one shooting in france, the other being muslims.

totally compares to america's daily mass shootings.
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>>689581708
To be fair, the cashier would definitely fumble with the money. Knowing that youre one finger pull away from death terrifies everyone except psychopaths.
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>>689581680
You sort of trailed off at the end there.
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>>689581642
oooooooooooo
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>>689581583
Nope nope nope American dumb Europeans smart. Rreeeeeee
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>>689579276
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>>689577824
>Wanting to protect the robber

What a fucking pussy, This is what's wrong with our country right now
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>>689581642
Why would I be in my mom's room faggot? Is "house" the word you were too stupid to remember?
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>>689563984
>Superman or Batman will rescue them!!
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>>689581642
It would if the room was in Europe.
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>>689582090
Not really a solid defense, there, bro.
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>>689580276
when was the last time there was a shooting in a cinema in the UK?
when was the last time there was a shooting in a night club in the UK?
when was the last time there was a shooting in a school in the UK?

nigger can you be more specific?
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>>689581544
Wow, this guy.
Corrects someone and then mistakes, just wow, go kill yourself.
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>>689581986
I ran out of apostrophes

Now I understand why those people never use them right, it's exhausting
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>>689580113
That doesn't even make sense, europe isn't the same huge country with the exact same people like America you idiot.

>wow, what are the odds, every last individual country in europe and its people are dumb and ugly but AMERICA STANDS TALL AND PROUD.
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>>689581937
Different anon her
That is, unless they've had some sort of training. Situations are much less scary when you've prepared for them, even just run them through in you're head. The fumbling is less, because you know what you need to do, instead of having to come up with it on the fly.
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>>689582376
it helps to speak it out loud first.
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>>689579276

Chances are almost any time you travel abroad you are in a nice part of a particular country. Wherever you live chances are it's a dull and uninteresting or god forbid terrible part of that particular country.

Like in Paris, people with the money can enjoy the greatest extravagances without going remotely near the muslamic ghettos where half the population is inbred and violent
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>>689579848

You're pretty unlikely to know somebody who has done the former, anon. Anecdotal evidence is terrible.

>guns didn't protect the cashier

The gun got the armed robber killed, though. This is in a situation where the robber didn't intend to kill anybody. If the cashier hands over the money, nobody dies and lives are saved. If you give the cashier a gun somebody has to die, and you're gambling on the likely preteen kid whose only experience of guns is on whatever retard name they've given the last Call of Duty?
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>>689582090
I think you missed the joke there, junior
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>>689581140
what the fuck are you talking about? Im a different anon, moron. not calling other people stupid just you. Your just like a grammar nazi, pointing out irrelevant mistakes to divert from your own incompetence. Feel insecure that it could hit you nest huh? be a man and deal with your freedom fag
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>>689582400
What is satire?
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>>689582626
I tink so
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>>689581796
see >>689582571
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Amarillanon here, gonna go buy smokes. Nobody shoot each other while I'm gone, okay?
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>>689582626
The opposite of dattire
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>>689582090
Such comeback, many burn
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>>689582212
I mean neither is claiming someone has never left their house and ignoring their "argument" (opinion).
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>>689582916
I won't promise that.
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>>689582079

I forgot Americans were brought up being told that anyone who isn't like you is your enemy.

'Land of the Free'
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>>689582472
I have my pride. What if someone heard me talking like that? I don't live in a welfare-queen state where that kinda talk earns you a beer and a quick pig-fuck.
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>>689583089
under your breath?
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>>689582571
*You're
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>>689582532
>>689583081

Holy shit. This has to be b8
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>>689583081
>highest prison population in the entire world
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>>689583050
Nice meme good to see the euros are out of school as well.
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>>689568272
shooter shoots people, blame the gun, bombers bomb people, blame the bomber...always that way...I never heard anyone blaming the fucking planes in 9/11...
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>>689579509
link
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>>689583149
Ok, what if I heard myself talking like that? I might discover I'm a closeted redneck, and I can't be doing that at my age; I'd have to quarter my vocabulary, rape my sister, knock out my teeth and binge-drink wood alcohol just to catch up.
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>>689582451
You have me there. Its kind of a shit message when someone who is well trained in that sort of regard is forced to take a cashier job though.
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>>689582090
Don´t be mad Honeybear. You kiss your sandwich making mom with that dirty mouth of yours?
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>>689583219

Yeah dude you americans are so open to immigrants and change. White americans certainly aren't famously racist, and neither are black americans!

The USA isn't xenophobic at all! They're a country of immigrants after all.

Even your voting system isn't inherently corrupt!
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>>689583563
The bombs are usually made out of household items and stuff from hardware stores, and quite frankly, bombings aren't all that common compared to shootings. Thanks to 9/11 you need to go through more security than a prison just to get on a plane
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>>689583563

Nobody literally blames the gun you fucking idiot, people just suggest that making guns less available might help reduce gun violence.

This is literally the dumbest fucking argument anyone can make and it comes up every single fucking time. Just take two seconds out of your day to think about what you're saying you fucking idiot.
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>>689582400
You realize that states differ a lot too right. Some states have higher test scores than others same as some euro countries have higher test scores than their neighbors.
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>>689582472
I was wondering who was saying " fuck does faggots for sucking the cock of amerifats" in broken English at this Starbucks.
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>>689584150
Uh oh guys. Someone has lost his will to think logically and has played the racist card. Game over you all lost.
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>>689584123
Nah just yours.
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>>689563720
Damn Obama. Back at it again with the false flag attacks!
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>>689584393
Once they succeed in disarming the people you will see bombing go on the rise. I hope when that happens that they start targeting the media and the liberal rights groups as well as the politicians.
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>>689563984
the bait is real
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>>689584872

Probably because terrorists won't be able to just go to Walmart, pick up a hand gun and start shooting the first people who offend their religion anymore.

I know it's hard for your slow american brain to comprehend, but that is a GOOD thing
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>>689584666
Nice try satan, but Americans are pretty famously racist.

Why are you always trying to rock the boat satan?
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The funniest thing in my opinion about the "stupid muricans" (not all ofc)... Did you all forget your fucking heritage? How stupid can one get... Most of you guys over there have a german, english, spanish, portuguese and chinese heritage.
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>>689585186
Because I love all my racist. Including the Europeans.
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>>689584693
feelsbadman.jpg

I didnt want to make you feel bad. Come over here, i make you a peanut butter jelly sandwich just like your mother does.
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>>689584872
>Once they succeed in disarming the people
Yeah like you retards have been saying for years, all the while America get's more and more guns. But yeah, sure the powers that be are gonna take you're precious assault rifles away any day now.
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>>689585369
If yall wanna see me whoop this sum bitches ass give me a HELL YEAH.
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>>689584666
Not even satanic trips can save you from looking like a total retard
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>>689585369
And Irish, don't forget the potato lovers.
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>>689584693
You should ask your mom to enroll you in a sport, or some other after-school activity. This website is dangerous, particularly for kids your age.
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>>689585369
You forgot French, Jewish, and more.
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>>689570978
>implying criminals can't tie their shoes
Well that's just racist
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>>689584872
Nobody is trying to disarm people. People just want to try and find some solution for the amount of gun violence in America. It doesn't helped that the NRA successfully lobbied to cut the CDC's funding for research on gun violence. We need information to make an educated decision, and people are actively trying to obfuscate it
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>>689574879
Reddit-tier joke, but whatever
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>>689564443
Cashier for $5/h is not gonna defend the money with his life.
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>>689584693
yeah anon. Forget what i said. im Sorry! yeah europeans are stupid, you were right! Of course its house, man am i stupid or what`?! Does this make you feel less suicidial? Hope so, live is precious. The more people live, the less propable it is to get killed in a shooting :D:D
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>>689584710
Yeah he's really outdoing himself with these constant coordinated false-flag massacres. It's unbelievable!
Almost as unbelievable as the idea that I'm a frightened homophobe who constructs elaborate tin-foil fantasies to avoid realizing that my bloody, toxic, bronze-age mindset is responsible for killing more innocent Americans than ISIS.
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>>689586222
i Know .. I was just counting some from the top of my head. You guys got my point though, so why the fucking hate. i dont get this
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2nd news story he was Somalian

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/walmart-shoppers-evacuated-from-texas-store-after-shooter-takes-hostages/
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>>689565013
Therein lies your problem you Americunt, all you motherfuckers should have starved instead of being taught how to feed yourselves maize by primitives.
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>>689578084
Maybe starting 2 world wars is a good reason not to give Germans anything dangerous
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Amarillanon here. Nobody has killed anyone in my absence. All is well. I bid this thread adieu.
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>>689584107
Everyone has the potential to be well trained regardless of employment. I'm a lab tech and I have a couple hundred hours of licensed training and a few thousand rounds down range. I don't shoot near as much as I'd like to tho
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>>689567684
Don't laugh, she's probably there to buy pants.
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>>689585161
That's not how it works. They've never sold handguns at Walmart and a couple years ago they stopped selling ARs too. At least I can't find any ARs at my local store but they have never sold handguns. But I don't know why I even bother. You probably think the guy in Orlando used an assault rifle fif teen
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>>689586283
Except for when Obama had them do it anyway and had it swept under the rug when it showed that areas with higher legal gun ownership had significantly less violent crime. But good luck finding it. He hid it well
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>>689569327
Verpiss dich Krabbe.
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OP here. Damn this is a long ass thread over 3 hours and 24 minutes
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Thats it. Anyone in support of me becoming Batman to stop this shit?
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>>689592117
If I had that kinda money I wouldn't waste it on being batman
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>>689592117
>we're going to need a bigger suit
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