>be me >27 >undergrad at nice uni >single for 10
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>be me
>27
>undergrad at nice uni
>single for 10 years
>meet cute girl online
>my ideal: cute little 18yo asian girl
>have all interests in common
>date for 2 months
>she's flying to stay with me for a week
>today
>pretty sure I'm going to lose my virginity
>we've talked about it a lot and I'm excited
Any advice?
>>767719201
dont be a sperg, don't fap for a day or two before you guys fuck, don't try to imitate porn
>>767719201
Fuck her
>>767719283
Also, let her lead a bit. She's young, so she'll be experimenting still. But the fact you're that much older means she probably has a daddy thing going on. In which case you should try more aggressive moves.
>>767719201
fuck her mouth first
fuck her pussy then
fuck her ass last
>>767719283
>>767719366
I've made sure not to fap for a couple days before today. Also she was raped by her first bf so she'd probably have a daddy thing but now she's more of a dom because she likes to be in control. She mentioned wanting me to handcuff her and stuff like that, but I figure not until she's comfortable. Thanks for the advice by the way.
>>767719366
Fuck the comfortable thing. She'll want it from day 1. I've been there before. Just watch out because navigating around these kinds of women can be tricky and possibly damaging in the longer run. But enjoy for now. Godspeed anon.
Haha 27 virgin, loser
>>767719780
Yeah, my first girlfriend's father outted be as a pedo. She was 14, I was 17, but he found out I was fapping to pictures of her when she was younger (pictures he took). He forbade her from ever talking to me again and told her friend's parents I was a pedo so I couldn't communicate with them either. After that it was hard to find interest in anyone. I've turned down a lot of pussy, like a loser.
>>767719201
>date for 2 months
>you're meeting for the first time in a week
Pick one.
>>767719771
>Pick one.
I pick neither. We've dated online for 2 months, but she's flying to see me in person for the first time today. She's staying with me for a week.
>>767720068
Yeah, sure. No virgin faggot will turn down pussy until they are 27. You’re probably just fat or smell bad or both
>>767720136
In a week, they're meeting for the first time. OP's phrasing is piss poor.
kys
>>767719771
Yeah, she has a lot of anxiety. Her biggest fear is that I'll accidentally do something to give her a panic attack in bed and it will ruin things between us. I don't doubt that she wants me to take control though, it'll be fun walking that line. Thanks for the further advice anon.
>>767720230
I remember when my friends little sister begged to sleep in the same room as me on a road trip. She got her way and on the first night we went to 2nd. On the second night we went to 3rd. On the 3rd night she said "Do whatever you want to me" and I said no. She was technically underage and I'm an insecure pedo.
Or there was that time I was in a threesome with my childhood friend and her cousin. We were all drunk and horny and they were both practically begging for my dick. I turned them down though because I felt uncomfortable with my friend cheating on her boyfriend on his birthday.
I've got a lot of memories like these...
>>767720193
>we've dated online
Lol k
>>767721019
Never been in a long distance relationship before huh? It's harder than in person.
Good luck anon
>>767720499
I used to help out with a lot of summer camps and had so many offers from qt girls (most of which were underage) but turned them all down because i didn't have 100% certainty I would not be caught and convicted.
>>767721073
Depends on how long ur dick is
>>767721073
Actually I have but I don't call it dating simply because it fucking isn't.
You cannot say you're in love with someone you haven't seen in person before.
Not even talking about the word "dating", which implies that you are going on dates, which again requires physical presence.
Cant wait for OP get his asshole penetrated by cyber gfs little surprise, if a girl cant get guys in real life and stoops to online dating a 27 year old virgin, she has a cock, hopefully you get the chance to lube up
>>767721480
You sound older than me. It probably would be impossible for you.
>>767721640
>implying we don't fuck around on webcam every night
>implying girls aren't usually attracted to older guys
Though to be honest, we only met each other because she dated my friend who's a few years older than her and a few years younger than me.
If someone rolls dubs op gets his kidney stolen
>>767719201
You will get rejected, trust me that happenef tome before.
>>767721844
I am younger than you, and I can confirm your shit's all retarded. You can't date if you don't go out on dates. Simple.
>>767721844
You cant fuck on webcam you fucking virgin, stop acting like a 13 year old
