Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Ill try to see if I can get it removed now that Im full license. Or just remove it myself, pretty sure its just a bolt or something I need to tighten / loosen.
oh shit you have it :o
>Women are horrible
>Find a twink
I'm not gay
I'm an Ausfag
>IQ of a stapler
I'm already there and I already fuck myself so by default I win.
>Getting hit in your ballsack
Maybe you should get good.
I wonder if the OG Konata would have liked me? :0
Inb4 you have to take the whole engine apart
Good luck, no one else has been able to figure me out so far! And yes, I look back and despise me then. I'd rather not have any association with that time.
Well we replace fuses, relays, pipes, wires, diagnose what is wrong and reinstall the things we can't fix ourselves.
>You can't fix a fried circuit board anyway.
I'll shout lollipop at your dead body 50 meters away.
>Seriously, we shoot to kill, it will be quick. Unless I miss.
I was like 5 at the time.
>I just remembered that I found a marriage certificate for my mom, and the date said September 11th 2001. I never asked her about it!
>I'm not gay
According to multiple medically non-certified sources including the Bible. You can choose to be gay. Why haven't you chose this option yet.
>I'm an Ausfag
Fags like Australian accents for some reason. You're doing good so far.
>I'm already there and I already fuck myself so by default I win.
I knew you were a bottom.
>Maybe you should get good.
Not my fault God's trying to stifle my passage of the gay gene.
No. Fuck you.
I can still hit 100 mph pretty easily.
>something something about not having a vampire waifu....something something current year...
there was a og konata? :o
forever your trash
>no one else
So there's more here from the alice threads?
Just the way you put it made it sound like you dont do anything at all.
Back from anime expo, I bought a megumin daki, totally worth it.
rude, did your patch finally cross the sea?
>Tsun rider? Cute Commander?
How goes it?
Close enough, what up
He dead as fuck :(
Before hand died, I talked to him once when I lurked :0
>I'll shout lollipop at your dead body 50 meters away.
perfect kek, I'll make sure not to come back as a spooky ghost if it's you
Also don't get hurt please. I thought you were just an ac repairman for the military? Are you to do service?
Ooooh! Makoto has a secret identity!
Hi mami, how was your trip?
So where are you from?
[Muffled Eurobeat playing in the distance]
I will soon!
>Something something implying
A few lurk here and there, but I'm the only one that's actively posting as far as I'm aware.
Hey there Satan, how many weeb things did you buy?
>None of the above!
Not bad, trying to decide whether I wanna go play boats, or keep posting. How bout you?
If i was one second faster those would be my Satan trips
why does satan need a megumeme daki?
its in the rules to insult other waifus
I do have my patch, with a thank you note.
I hit it with 4k revs still to go in sixth. Even limited.
Holy fuck the new Berserk is amazing
$300 dollars worth of weeb shit friend. Enough to last me a while.
Better luck next time!
Because she is a cute and thy didnt have any Rikka
space-city, likely moving to Austin within the year
Personally. I dont. Not a fucking thing since I was trained, the plus of being a reservist is I don't get to do my job.
I am just that, the chances of me seeing combat are slim to none.
>But I want to go fight, to gain glory, even if it's all just a lie to fool young men. Even if I die, I die in battle.
I watch euro beat on /wsg/ all the time
hey, how you been?
oh neat, a lot of the /k/ companies do a lot of personal shit with he packaging. have you decided what your gonna wear the patch on?
I used to lurk these threads and laugh at how pathetic the idea was, then I joined :O
Being mean is mean so I don't do it :)
Why not both? I cant ever play and post, in fact im terrible at multitasking. I think its from my bad memory. Im just posting and snacking
Little useless if you don't have real expierence
And let's keep it that way, Karen.
I think it's better off, thinking back to how those threads went.
Rory, what the fuck? How early do you shift?
C'mon Rikka, you can do better than that!
Oh man, those threads are great!
Not too bad. Had a bit of a scare today, I'll upload the video sometime Monday, or late today if I wake up early enough for it.
I can multitask on some things, but with games I have to choose one, or I end up forgetting to post in between each match.
>All these replies
I have become the Karen.
you telling me you would buy a daki of your waifu?
don't know how to feel about that
what type of other weeb shit did you buy?
how long ago was that? :o
Well, I will be ordering a JSDF surplus uniform for PAX AU. I wont be able to have any weapons, but there is a local military surplus store here, so I could get some accessories there. The only patch will be the GATE one though. I really hate those with stolen valor as my parents both seeved in the navy and I have friends and family in the army.
I shift at 6k of 13.
I loved how chaotic it was back then
I actually clicked on your post by accident. What do you mean space city though? Also hi. Mavis right?
It would be nice to die like that, but I would say it's better to live even though I don't want to anyway kek
But still, they could force you to fight even if you're just a mechanic?
hi Karen, kek.
You mean drunk for sure 100%
ayy lmao it's 3 am for me
I didn't know you were from the UK
I know I know I could have killed my whole fucking bank account but I am glad I didnt.
I would buy one, if they had one of her. i guess I gotta order online now. I got a lot of prints, stickers, shirts, manga and thats about it. I am moving so I tried to stay away from figures
no you are clearly trying to fuck me. your just like all the other guys; only want my vagina. now if you would please stop eyeball raping me; thanks.
I've been lurking for probably 7-8 months but been here like 4-5 I think so I'm pretty new :(
I hated these threads at first because the waifu threads on /a/ are super duper cringe but they not bad here :0
it's only stolen valor if you wear awards and claim you earned them as a way to gain something.
wearing a costume doesn't apply and isn't disrespectful. how much did you pay for a real JSDF uniform? they are hard as fuck to get in the US.
people just ignore motorcycles you gotta be careful.
>I need to find apprenticeship
Yeah I love those threads.
So many replies.
Yeah I love those threads.
So many replies.
As a marine yes, but it's mainly if we're attacked we can fight back, infantry does the main door/ass kicking.
>I'll probably be dead at 35, if not from stupid risks or war, then I'll likely jump from somewhere high up, pretend I'm flying for a few seconds.
I won't let the bad man get you Mavis.
Thats my problem too, i take forever to post so that only makes it worse. You are going full karen on your posting so idk if you can fit boats
I'm having a major identity crisis.
My steam friend convinced me to start playing minecraft again and I had an ass load of fun.
I have become a twelvie faggot once
Drink two more.
My man Inf left a Tec and a 9 at my crib
Turned himself in, he had to do a bid.
I'd take you in if you live near by, I could use someone to fetch me some tools or whatever from the van
My bad, trying to close my eyes right now but as you can see they are very large.
How was your day?
Dakis are pretty comfy yo. I would get one of Karen if they weren't all naked.
Oh okay, that's understandable. I can't drive you off the suicide thoughts since this world is pretty damn shit honestly but I hope you don't anyway.
Goodnight fake birb
just another cist white male trying to rape everyone. i'm going to need to hire a second therapist.
Discounted alcohol I bet.
I almost never shift before 9k/11k unless I am going easy.
Eh, they were alright to an extent for some time. Then too much drama sprang forth and it just got really shitty. I'll take these circlejerks over those ones any day.
I think I blew 75% of my budget in the first day.
Nah, this was me speeding like normal, and coming up on someone that was braking very very far back on an off ramp.
Oh I see exactly what you did there!
Oh I see exactly what you did there!
It seems that I can not, so post I shall! I could imagine if i get sunk early in each match though, I could make it work.
I haven't gotten into Autism in quite a while. Give me another 3 months and I might feel the urge again.
Night Birb 2.0
I'm still drinking~ I'll make sure
Wait, are you talking about me? I care for you!
> if they weren't all naked.
What's wrong with naked?
It was funny how seriously they all took it, can't let it just be a chill group talking about our lives.
Its $150USD for a pair of pants and shirt from a surplus website.
>even cheaper now
Glad I found that. Save me some money.
Its winter. I always go easy. Plus my muffler gets real loud at 6k+ and its real suburban early and late in my runs.
We can talk more later haha i need to sleep or I am gonna die
Caught ya, gonna go to bed though, talk to ya later. Night!
you should get one of karen anyway :^)
89 cent booze
wow you people are fucking crazy. i'm not goinng to lie there is some seriously autistic shit going on in this thread. never change 4chan.
You never go full karen, ill see you on the other side. So if you get sunk you just have to wait around till the end of the match? Is it a set of rounds to win then?
Do the drinkening. I will join you one day
I'm not sure if this is meant to be demeaning or not. But if that's an apprenticeship offer, I'd take it if I could.
Tbh I've been this way a looooooooooong time, so much that I don't even bother with it anymore. You get used to feeling your body pull towards the street when a truck is flying by. But yeah, 35 seems like a good time to do it, I'll find out when I hit that age. Maybe get some pills, woo!
>It'd as natural as breathing at this point.
>Did I do it?
Karen's too pure for that kinda shit.
Everyone else has a waifu but she's my sisteru if that makes sense.
It's pretty distressing hearing you say this but it's funny as hell too, kek. This is a great and horrible way to look at stuff. Godspeed.
Hopefully things turn around though, can't stop me from hoping, lollipop!
I thought so too kek, it sounded like you would take him as your errand boy
Well then. What kind?
I'm shamed to admit I took it as seriously as I did. God I was an idiot back then.
Going easy just because it's morning? Even going through my neighborhoods at 7 AM I don't let up.
Alright, night Rikka!
It is too late, I am the new Karen. Allahu snackbar.
Nah, it's one match. Either capture and hold the objectives, or sink the whole enemy fleet. Generally, objectives are ignored in the low tiers I'm in, and it's a salvo flinging match of who can survive.
Well done Mizore, now I gotta go find those threads!
I'm just a messenger.
funny its $25 for me
so TMC isn't surplus. it's a chinese airsoft gear company. these are neat. i might buy a set for the meme camo.
kek i've done that a few times. people need to drive faster or get out of my way.
You're cooler :0
Thanks cutie, glad to see you around, love Haruhi :3
>It is too late, I am the new Karen. Allahu snackbar.
Everyones got their own thing going on, There's people with herams, others take their waifus extremely seriously, no judgment.
Hmm.. he would be an errand boy but hey he's going to get taught.
Well you just narrowed it down to who you are
Can't say I didn't have my cringy moments
I wasn't sure if you were serious or making a joke.
Kek, it's funny, seeing your whole life as a bad joke. It's kinda weird to be honest, things are really jumbled in my head. But I smile and laugh a lot and never break down.
>With people around.
Always one up, I haven't been able to go on /wsg/ since data caps.
sorry im really not good at conversations i didn't really know what to say to that
yeah im from uk
nice pic roll :o
>i am the new karen
Ill remember as you were, this is a life you cant escape from now
I would imagine that game goes very slowly but you make it sound decently paced. How long are matches
Little of both
I doubt you live near by however my business would use a little more people, rather than having to call up a few friends to see if they're available
Just downed my last beer
Some Lavender Keith's
Crazy maid person
Kek, don't have any other word for it. I love the idea of her character platonically, if you get what I mean.
I post with a few other avatars very rarely, Karen is special though.
Also I think he can help you out with your AC's and stuff, rather than just getting tools.
>With people around.
eh, ain't that the truth, sadly.
as long as you can keep trucking on not much else matters really.
Hampton VA area?
>Doubt you are, but no harm in asking
I'll test his knowlegde and I'll be the judge of that on what can he do for me
Sorry pal, Dallas TX is where I am.
Lebanon. Syrians flooding into here since we're so close. Bringing the war and terrorism with them.
A few suicide bombers last week over in beirut I think. Shit sucks.
There's a lot of lebos over in australia I hear, that true?
Keke I hope it works out for both of you
You don't really talk a lot like you said so I had no clue until a few threads ago
Well I'm tired now
Unfortunately he does not live near me, what a shame.
I think the last tie i played, I found a desert temple and was recreating what me and a friend did on our first server world. God that poor temple.
Yep, that's why I'm an asshole that swerves and shit. Until 70 mph I still have some decent pull on my bike and can fly past people.
Wasn't so much a moment, as the entire time.
It's 3 days into the month, where's the wifi?
I think 10 minutes a match or so. Once you get sunk, you can go back to port and go into another match with a different ship though.
blake fag is back with that neko pr0n dump. took long enough, thanks shitty upload speed. none of you care anymore but fuck it. enjoy 1,700 pictues and like 40 gifs
>Shit tier Kim Kardashian looking ass blood sucking ass shitty kids movie ass all black wearing ass can't walk in the sunlight ass waifu.
Kek, it doesn't happen often.
Last time was like 3 months ago?
My head gets what I can only describe as light, and hot. My body will feel this wave of numbness. Last time I started screaming, babbling incoherently and just having moments of manic laughter, followed by self hatred. The screaming and laughter was new, I think it was because I was very isolated.
>If that's what insane people feel constantly, God help them.
Fugg. Can't leave VA.
>The search continues.
>You just want to see me in panties, perv~
OT AND GUENMNT
NOT AN ARGUMENT
NONOT AN ARGUMNOTENT
Its water under the bridge.
I'm no cat fucker but thanks for sharing anyways.
ok goodnight m'memelord
very nice :o
The one time i tell you that you should drink too. What have you had so far?
Thats pretty good timing. So do most people just sink and jump straight to other matches?
What a beautiful way to make me lose all interest in your insult.
If I ever move to dallas. I'll know who to ask about work.
Today my buddies and I played some modpack that basically turned minecraft into DayZ.
So we went around slaughtering entire cities of players.
We were such a plague that at one point everyone banded together against us.
I didn't choose the thug life.
well shit nigger. 6.5/10
Suicide bombing are to be expected in the middle east, no surprise there.
Lebos are the cancer of Australia the Chinese coming in second (Buying up our land) Lebos practically run western Sydney they're the main cause of all the drugs and gang warfare we're experiencing right now.
I've been drinking nothing but Alexander Keith's beer
I got none left ;-;
I'm too drunk for this shit
I have played trumpet.
I do like trumpets, yes.
I'm also very bored.
You said up a few posts you'd test my knowledge? Would you mind just asking me a few questions? I'm rusty as it is, and would like to see where I'm at currently.
An easy one to start
If the compressor is blowing cold air, what does that mean?
i felt like my brain had been raped when i watched the first 2 episodes of date a live. i feel violated.
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are you ready
Can't prove that!
Now I'm pretty curious as to who you were as well, though.
Sometimes, other times if me and a friend think it's an interesting match, we'll stay and watch till it's over.
Now that does sound like some fun. I should work on that arena that i was making. I'm sure there could be some improvements I could make to it.
alright well that was the only reason i came back for tonight. enjoy your lewd kitty porn from my own personal collection
Kek, it's generally a peaceful place though. Just syria being fucky as usual.
Dubai, Saudi, Lebanon, Qatar and most other places are pretty chill and cheap to live in. The war spilling out is dangerous though.
Sounds like a shit situation. I don't know why but there was an a big influx of lebos into australia. That and Canada I think.
Is at least safe where you live? You're done with the army right?
Dose the term "ethy" ring a bell?
I am ready for your sweet embrace.
Show me your light.
The compressor doesn't blow air. It compresses low pressure gasses into the high pressure side
Once I have wifi!