one day closer to the heat death of the universe.
set your calendars accordingly.
aaaaand here is the outfit For my Barbarian.
"it's for special occations"
we have alot of reasons. i know im feeding you attantion now. but please, shut your fucking face you disgusting monster. do you get of to people saying mean things to you? or just people hateing you in general?!
I made this, anyone tryna get a quickie out of me?
Rukia from Bleach walking a Houndoom (the pokemon)
So, uh those heart eyes?
>inb4 I'm not another drawfag srry
Requesting a Mienshao in a harem outfit as she is pulled by a leash towards a trapdoor
Big money? A nigga paid me $20 for it
I ain't stingey
Another, because I'm whoring
I found a newborn house gecko moving through my bathroom, but it seems to have ran off now.
Seems it only saw me as a run-of-the-mill predator, staying still yet alert to me for as long as i was present to avoid detection.
Enjoy you, you [unintelligible words] Yea take that :v
I drew that shit like a year ago, so I'll take the crit and run with it
i filled a milk cap with water and left a bit of vienna sausage, but seems it didn't care for it fam.
firm handshakes also work
what the fuck even is that
hey mundy, whats up?
sorri i takey very long time
ha .. thats how my spanish dad sounds like trying to speak english
.. i miss him
hi and n o
DONT CARE. CATBURB FLOOF
that's not nice
hi and Y E S
It's okay, he'll die one day
or will do random draws if instructed to
Wubba Lubba dub dub
that guy, right?
im gonna pass, maybe later
more requests ..?
hi friend kill me
i usually post around these times
> 1; 46am for me now
I sWEAR TO GOD--
when i was in cyber school i had a few
I saw Swordbro at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
yeah. a room filled with thirsty anons, and suddenly someone who draws porn shows up and now have a way to spam their requests at me out of thread and probably try to chat me up about lewd things 24/7...
that doesn't sound fun at all....
but it's mean.
What? I'd put a peepee in it
Requests. If I like one of them well enough, I might actually spend time on it.
well hi milk. its nice to meet you. but if its not to much to ask, may i maybe get your gmail or steam? i would really like to talk to you. you dont have to if you dont want to, just saying dawg
Trinket, do you have a spare blood-holder I could borrow? Or if not, could you ask Bane for one?
But it's mean not to as well. I will pay you $10000 usd for every body
A root-beer bottle ordering a human at a bar.
make an overly exaggerated angrt face if it's not too much trouble~
hi, nice to meet u too !!
im usually playing games all day
being an unproductive fuck nd stuff so please excuse me if i don't respond asap
the steam id is milkkkkkkk (7 k's)
caaause i wanna diee
jk i have nothing to be depressed about rn
this guy is surprisingly heavy
can't even tell the difference
i'll give you all of my belongings if you stab chris oml
...thats why i said it doesn't sound fun?...
t-tHATS THE SPIRIT !! NOW MARCH TO SWORDBRO AND TELL HIM YOU'RE ON TOP TONIGHT !!!
ill accept tmrw
not on my pc rn
y-YEAH THATS RIGHT LITTLE SHIT IT'S GOING IN YOUR POOPER THIS TIME.
No one truly knows what will happen. People just take shit for granted when some pompous pencil pusher spills their spaghetti. Sort of like the famous Milky Way galaxy 'picture'.
>Huh, take a hit better than I thought.
roll...too not die....fuckface.
i dont know whether to be spooked, or surprised
That would actually be a con check, and that's only after he hits negative HP.
If you're going to go at him unarmed, you're attacks won't be lethal, and you take a -4 to attack unless you have proficiency in unarmed. Also, if he has any sort of weapon he's proficient in, he gets a free attack on you (again, unless you have proficiency in unarmed strike)
I'm pretty shitty at drawing, but recently took a shot at drawing my character for GERPS. Can I get some opinions and help creating this drawing for my character?
ok sleepy time
a-a-aAND RECORD IT !!
take care man~
I run pathfinder and 3.5 and I hate it, by thems the rules. Also, unless that dude has profiency in chair, he'd take a -4 to hit Trinket. But it was technically a stealth attack so she would be flatfooted, meaning she wouldn't get any Dex bonus to her AC. Considering she's not wearing armor, her AC would be 10. If her size is small, then that would 12 with the size modifier.
i draw art
Requesting a fem turian and male human couple on a date
anons passive "talking shit too seriously" just summoned an undead armored tarask.
n-no I've done the frick frack to many people
THAT IS VERY LEWD
there he go
i think i'm gonna push off, i have work in the morning, good night thread
failed... you die
its immune to memes.
--9001 damage...your basicly healing it.
you successfully run away.
"Undead Armored Terrasque"
Firstly, the thing never stays dead anyway unless taken to 0 hp and then wished dead by a poweful spell. Adding undead to it is simply wordplay unless you mean the template. But that's like adding a bayonet to a chainsaw.
Secondly, the Terrasque is already armored, it has like an odd 40 natural armor to its AC. Now, if you're saying some stupid fucker designed and made actual armor for the thing (which there are actual rules for) then you're looking at a whopping possible +8 to its AC. Which is kinda messed up, considering the armor for it would probably cost upwards of 100,000 gp.
Pls kill me
Nah dog, I had contingency on retainer, as soon as the thing starts to attack me I cast dimension door and nope the fuck outta there to my own pocket dimension.
Wizards fucking suck man. Never let one get past level 8.
Back atcha. Whatchu need anyway? Request? Money so I can eat? Head?
It's kansyr. Just about anywhere you could find me, that's my un
I'm here to make something subjectively beautiful
damn thats a big ol' meme, saved
Depends on the thing. I'm a dude just tryna get views, but I'm not some whore that will paint any ol dick and balls. Gotta give me something that's interesting.
I legit want to kill myself.
But i want to see if i can become the next Beethoven or not.
My game is simple: it's one of bringing back something that was lost to us.
Something that time and history forgot.
When it comes back, we will truly see the dawn of a new age of man.
I am not a troll.
I am here to vent.
Maybe a T. rex being chased by a human (or anthro), please? (Jurassic Park in reverse?)
She keeps her arms folded across her gigantic breasts and glares at you. The little thing is only about four feet tall, with pink and black dyed hair cut into a cute little 'do. The greenish-gray skin of her breasts bulges out around her arms, supported by a few leather straps, amplifying her cleavage. Her cunt lips are pierced multiple times, inflamed, and slightly parted. There really isn't any clothing on her to hide them, just more of the ever-present straps wrapping around her thighs.
are you retarded or just retardedly optimistic
you will never influence this world with whatever shit artistic vision you think you have
best-case scenario you make a ripple on the already oversaturated and jew-owned music scene of today through some divine stroke of luck then you fizzle out and die a has-been
By covering your body and never leaving home with out a man
Plus I cant fuck anyone because I'm repulsed by a lot of the people that like me
I dated a chick once and we were plannin on fuckin but then she cheated on me so
Fight me, fam. You're art is shit, as is your chances of getting laid this month.
But I ain't buttfrustrated. I've had every shit comment thrown at my art. I'ma a furfag.
It's Kansyr because I grow on you. Desu, shitstripe.
Yous a good person.
My taste is spicy, but my gut tells me yous salty
Yep, it's a t-rex. I'm not throwing down a whole piece, but I can sketch quickly.
/r/ taken, shakin, and bakin