You suggest that the only things I ever have to say involving homoerotic dog art and high action petting.
goddammit. I deletted my coyote faces
yeah they did a song together on tyhe lonely day single i guess. Shame. is pretty fucking awesome.
For reference, L/NP is the conservative party, Labor is the liberal party
There's 150 seats, so need 76 to make a majority
Earlier the results looked like
with 6 votes undecided.
But then they started counting the postal votes, that had been sent in before the election date due to people being overseas or unavailable on election day.
I mentioned before that Brexit made a conservative win more likely, cause people like to stick with the current party in times of chaos. But THESE votes were BEFORE Brexit
Now the current look is
13 seats being counted
The likelyhood of either party winning with a majority is basically zero
i know you do~~~~~~~
how's it going
oh it's a great thing but the aus media is going to spend the next few months whinging about how they can't get anything done and how dare they isn't the JOB of the government to DO THINGS
>SF's true form
what es up mein coyote duder
Yup. Well, we do have the Others (3rd party or Independants), so legislation CAN get passed - it's just gonna suck hard to do it.
Either we're going to have a hung parliament, or they'll call for re-election
But the L/NP seems to be eating itself from the inside out, because it was basically guaranteed victory and now it's wondering what the fuck went wrong.
It's possible they might implode with drama before a re-election
the best governments are ones that do a lot of things very quickly.
lonely, bored, aroused
Yes that is me 100%
Does your government REQUIRE a majority? Who calls the re-election?
The best governments are the ones that dismantle themselves as rapidly as possible.
can I lick your butt scales
you are drunk enough.
wow I am now a #cruz missile
It does not require a majority, no. But sometimes they call a re-election anyway
Especially if both parties end up with the same amount of seats, which is possible at this point in time.
THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING GUYS
I won't bother asking who the cum belongs to
Right, who's responsible for calling one though?
Life needs more Sergals.
You can never have enough Sergals.
He's barely drunk/a bit drunk/kinda drunk
You look fine.
Its the best stuff.
It better be.
I think if a large majority of the winning seats agree, the Australian Electoral Commission can go for a re-election
Obviously it's not something the seats themselves want - they have to do it because their party demands it.
It would require both parties preferring a re-election to the current results though
Also true. Except i'm pretty damn drunk.
>At 1:40am, there were just 8124 votes separating the two major parties.
it took one button, you plebeian
Swear on my raifu.
I imagine whichever party is more vulnerable won't be about that.
That's the way i like Aussie politics. Nothing it a given anymore and the major parties need to realise it.
I will see if I have any more.
Started a new folder the other day, not sure what I have so far on this system
>I imagine whichever party is more vulnerable won't be about that.
Well, could go either way
L/NP were supposed to win - by a good margin. This will have shaken them, but if they go for 4 years in gridlock and get nothing done they're basically guaranteed to lose the next election. They blame Labour for everything already, but after 8 years in government people are gonna be sick of their shit.
L/NP desperately want a majority.
Labour on the other hand could either sit pretty as the losing party and wait 4 years for their guaranteed win, or they can roll the dice and hope. The L/NP's internal instability could win this for them
It's certainly interesting to watch
probably just cumlube
And you work in a casino. Start taking bets.
dude i cant keep up with ur bean speach
I'm not a gambling man, but even if I was I would not bet on Aus politics.
dadder never let us learn and my spanish classes sucked ass butt so i never learned
>Too lazy to hook up his external.
Welp, that was fast.
North or South Philly?
I'm sure there's a way to profit from the chaos.
so south philly that pats and genos are the most convenient place to get lunch for me
or they would be if the clientele wasn't 900% tourists at all times
So do I sometimes.
Nice belly wud rub
idk taco i know bad words because mum always yells them at me thats abot it lolololol
Go down to your local election polling place and start up a sausage sizzle
Everyone loves a fucking sausage sizzle, especially on election day. It's practically tradition
ok this is definitely innuendo for gay sex right
yeah i prefer the feel of beer over liquor idk something about it
Of course not, SF. Get your mind out of the gutter.
I had two big, juicy sausages on election day
There is nothing better than having that meat inside you.
So did I. Voted HEMP/Sex and preferenced Labour.
CHINGA TU MADRE PENDEJO
well shit I looked it up
that sounds unironically super fun
I am M and M is Me.
Wait. I do not even know what that means.
>Not going to Jims on South or OG Tony Lukes on Oregon.
I still do not know how to feel on the fact that the latter is a sellout.
Talkin to folks while simultaneously lonely. The internet is a strange place.
Wait, who rubbin who?
I have done but seriously I am obscenely close to the twins. I was just using it as a point of reference, I don't really eat cheesesteaks that often since I'm a bad philadelphian.
At least I have our flag.
well if you say so
It's like, a staple of fares, fetes and festivals.
Just sausages, barbecued up, sold cheaply with buns (or even bread) and condiments. Some onions maybe.
So...it's like what we do with hot dogs.
fok ye bb
idk spanish memwemw
I'm gonna go get lunch I'll see y'all later.
Yes, although in my experience american hotdogs are those wiener things you boil, in comparison to barbecued sausages. Much greasier.
I dedicated my op just for you and I did not receive any rewarding verbal pets.
As a point of reference I used to remember when a White Castle was in South Philly near by the overpass. I think its a Wendy's now.
I used to go over there all the time having family there when I was a kid. Now I rarely go over there since family is gone and the Gallery is dead.
South Street is still pretty fun to do though, I was there over a month ago for the TLA. Are you seriously that close?
American hot dogs are basically the unholy bits of meat.
I mean I live on south broad, grocery shop at the acme near the italian market, and gun shop at the philly training academy which is basically adjacent. That's my neighborhood.
2 complicated 4 me
Yes, get the oil.
Get the incense
all i have is vanilla
I would be down for some high action ＯＶＥＲＷＡＴＣＨ.
Want to be my pet?
i have pillows too c-can they join in?
>he is actually going to play
I am already excited.
No but if you are playing with Freklz he can add me.
nice head pets for you then :)
No photos sorry
And the obnoxious cuddles you'll get from me .
Hey Frank <3
You can have a goodboy treat.
no dude i dare not right now im not in the staret of mind to pay attention to a show as amaxing as that
i like sthe head pets mm
y u no phot go take some its easy peasy lemon cheesy
its a petting party
If my math/distances are correct you are only 20-30 minutes away from where I live.
I should have mentioned before, but I live in a no name town in Gloucester.
You get a CHEESEIT
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This is the first article I got upon googling that
And yeah, you're literally across the bridge.
No camera sorry.
No Camera sorry.
how u no have camera es like the 21 century everine has one
You will have to feed my tail a lot of pets in order for me to properly recuperate from this loss.
I posted a gay. Sorry
You owe me one
I will give you so many you wont be able to shake a stik at.
because i use a nokia 3210.
AWWWW Frankie my little pet. Hooooow are you *cuddles and swinging left and right
HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY FRANKIE!!
*KISS KISS KISS.
It'd be like that all the time basically.
You like cum on feet?
Heh, If it was only that much of a big deal around these parts. People are still bitching about our gov screwing over road work so he could jack up gas prices by 20 cents per gallon.
Also to be further exact. I live within a walking distance to the big college in that county.
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Are you sure? It might be too soft to handle.
New jersey is kind of terrible but I'm sure you're not offended by that opinion if you're from philly.
Rowan? Beating on rowan kids in melee is my life.
Only if you promise to re-brush it afterwards.
I put a lot of work into keeping it in pristine condition.
what kinda brushes you got
>I don't own a cell phone
what century is this
Numerous brushes specifically for keeping commonly pet areas in very pettable shape.
That's how pets get bopped on the head and claws cut off.
Frank..... Phone come on.
If by nubs you mean the little circle things, I actually have a dark purple brush with nubs at the end.
I won't lie, it does suck ass here. If it was not for the fact that my folks did not want me being entirely raised in South Philly I would have been a normal resident there still. At least I would imagine..
South Jersey has its perks, but aside from mostly Cape May and the like, the taxes and laws are utter ass here.
Also yes, Rowan. (the original Glassboro Campus).
i havnt had anyone to write to in a while thougj i cri
You're also maybe the most communist state on this side of the country. I'm so sorry. When did you move?
Have you got a twiggly 'stash?
horse cocks on tigers?
It is literally this one but the regular and not purse brush.
I crack down on stray tummies so that would be unlikely for now.
Horsecocks on everything..
Overwatch is really fun I gotta say.
And I'm picky about my games.
I would say around the very early 90's. I went to the town nearby Rowan, to a shitty ass town filled with spoiled ass kids for 10 years, then moved back to said town near Rowan again because the school in the other town painted me in a bad light for not fitting in.
I actually like this little ass town. It has its shitty things, but it has become more than a home for me. That said I still consider moving over to PA time and again, as well as closer to the shore.
gice me adress i will write wirds to you
dude i cant remember, hi though!
>very early 90s
so either you're somewhat above the mean age of posters here or you haven't actually lived in philly since you were an infant. In any case you've been gone awhile.
Come back to philly. Property values are rising, gentrification and all that.
Horse cock in my tiger pls.
Grow one and were a fedora.
*scritches your belly
There plenty to go round.