You suggest that the only things I ever have to say involving homoerotic dog art and high action petting.
homoerotic cat art*
*with hats
goddammit. I deletted my coyote faces
involve*
>>692750027
ffffffffffuck
>>692749397
Whats even the situation, I was out all night during
>>692750058
that
>>692750006
>>692750183
yeah they did a song together on tyhe lonely day single i guess. Shame. is pretty fucking awesome.
>>692750169
>>692750006
>>692749469
For reference, L/NP is the conservative party, Labor is the liberal party
There's 150 seats, so need 76 to make a majority
Earlier the results looked like
72 L/NP
67 Labour
5 Other
with 6 votes undecided.
But then they started counting the postal votes, that had been sent in before the election date due to people being overseas or unavailable on election day.
I mentioned before that Brexit made a conservative win more likely, cause people like to stick with the current party in times of chaos. But THESE votes were BEFORE Brexit
Now the current look is
65 L/NP
67 Labour
5 Other
13 seats being counted
The likelyhood of either party winning with a majority is basically zero
>>692750463
hi scales
Dom, Play me some Dr. John, or Eddie Cochran
>>692750513
Ok, got you now
>>692750561
Haha, welcome to gridlock.
>>692748531
Yes, I love beer.
>>692748533
Im PRETTY!?
>>692750569
hi
>>692750738
Compered to me, yes
>>692750695
yessssss
sup
>>692750738
i know you do~~~~~~~
mew!
>>692750729
that ought to be a good thing
>>692750831
Hm?
>>692750810
how's it going
>>692750869
oh it's a great thing but the aus media is going to spend the next few months whinging about how they can't get anything done and how dare they isn't the JOB of the government to DO THINGS
>>692750006
>SF's true form
>>692750907
what es up mein coyote duder
>>692750729
Yup. Well, we do have the Others (3rd party or Independants), so legislation CAN get passed - it's just gonna suck hard to do it.
Either we're going to have a hung parliament, or they'll call for re-election
But the L/NP seems to be eating itself from the inside out, because it was basically guaranteed victory and now it's wondering what the fuck went wrong.
It's possible they might implode with drama before a re-election
>>692750963
the best governments are ones that do a lot of things very quickly.
>>692750738
You are a very nice looking man
>>692751052
je suis... drunk? Listening to Nekromantix and there be a cat on me
>>692750963
lonely, bored, aroused
>>692751046
Yes that is me 100%
>>692751076
Does your government REQUIRE a majority? Who calls the re-election?
>>692751089
The best governments are the ones that dismantle themselves as rapidly as possible.
>>692751235
can I lick your butt scales
>>692751089
If im not drunk enough to recognize sarcasm then im not drunk enough.
>>692749458
>>692749771
>>692751298
you are drunk enough.
>>692751297
wow I am now a #cruz missile
>>692751297
please do
>>692751225
wut you say infancy no nenglish language?
i like your cat
>>692751430
Only drunk enough for typos.
>>692751297
It does not require a majority, no. But sometimes they call a re-election anyway
Especially if both parties end up with the same amount of seats, which is possible at this point in time.
>>692751442
estoy un poco barracho
>>692751430
THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING GUYS
ANYTIME NOW
>>692751431
I won't bother asking who the cum belongs to
>>692751541
Right, who's responsible for calling one though?
>>692751604
omg i cant understand ur french mexican languagees
>>692751698
druuuunnnnk
Life needs more Sergals.
You can never have enough Sergals.
>>692751698
He's barely drunk/a bit drunk/kinda drunk
>>692751768
no mexican
>>692751785
pot more sergals pls
>>692751818
no u
all mexicans will be deported
>>692751431
sauce pl0x
>>692751913
I talk all the meskin I wans to...
>>692750827
You look fine.
>>692750831
Its the best stuff.
>>692751225
thanks, luv
>>692751297
It better be.
>>692751647
I think if a large majority of the winning seats agree, the Australian Electoral Commission can go for a re-election
Obviously it's not something the seats themselves want - they have to do it because their party demands it.
It would require both parties preferring a re-election to the current results though
>>692751913
Also true. Except i'm pretty damn drunk.
>At 1:40am, there were just 8124 votes separating the two major parties.
>>692751961
deport u to oregon
>>692751785
>>692751994
it took one button, you plebeian
>>692752040
Swear on my raifu.
>>692752062
I imagine whichever party is more vulnerable won't be about that.
>>692752095
Good lord.
>>692752103
p-philly tho
>>692751961
fookin mexicans
>>692752025
>>692752025
taco purrito
>>692752040
i prefer it over hard liquor
>>692752080
yay!
>>692751076
That's the way i like Aussie politics. Nothing it a given anymore and the major parties need to realise it.
>>692752040
Why thank you
>>692752197
Nacho taco chimichanga
>>692751913
I will see if I have any more.
Started a new folder the other day, not sure what I have so far on this system
Tiger! Show me your sexy ass belly!
>>692752320
i like those foods yes
>>692752350
post what you can i dont mind if you ont post much its all good duder
>>692752484
i second this
Trump is ahead of Clinton in poll
This is a good week
>>692752185
>I imagine whichever party is more vulnerable won't be about that.
Well, could go either way
L/NP were supposed to win - by a good margin. This will have shaken them, but if they go for 4 years in gridlock and get nothing done they're basically guaranteed to lose the next election. They blame Labour for everything already, but after 8 years in government people are gonna be sick of their shit.
L/NP desperately want a majority.
Labour on the other hand could either sit pretty as the losing party and wait 4 years for their guaranteed win, or they can roll the dice and hope. The L/NP's internal instability could win this for them
>>692752235
It's certainly interesting to watch
uno mas cerveza. possiblimente dos.
>>692752185
>philly
Hello Neighbor.
>>692752568
Aye
>>692751647
probably just cumlube
>>692752595
MAGA
A
G
A
>>692752629
And you work in a casino. Start taking bets.
>>692752675
um
hi
>>692752675
you move outta az?
>>692752672
dude i cant keep up with ur bean speach
>>692752675
arg
>>692752779
I'm not a gambling man, but even if I was I would not bet on Aus politics.
>>692752811
I had to learn Spanish living here
>>692753005
dadder never let us learn and my spanish classes sucked ass butt so i never learned
did nibi die where is he?
>Too lazy to hook up his external.
Welp, that was fast.
>>692752779
North or South Philly?
>>692752805
Wat?
>>692752962
I'm sure there's a way to profit from the chaos.
>>692753190
must be a different M
>>692753190
so south philly that pats and genos are the most convenient place to get lunch for me
or they would be if the clientele wasn't 900% tourists at all times
>>692753100
Spanish is mad easy
>>692752197
So do I sometimes.
>>692752320
Nice belly wud rub
>>692753374
idk taco i know bad words because mum always yells them at me thats abot it lolololol
>>692753208
Yeah man
Go down to your local election polling place and start up a sausage sizzle
Everyone loves a fucking sausage sizzle, especially on election day. It's practically tradition
>>692753465
ok this is definitely innuendo for gay sex right
>>692753426
yeah i prefer the feel of beer over liquor idk something about it
sup?
>>692752962
Yeah dude i voted for hemp party aswell
>>692753426
politely rubs belly
>>692753457
That's 70% of spanish
>>692753514
Of course not, SF. Get your mind out of the gutter.
I had two big, juicy sausages on election day
There is nothing better than having that meat inside you.
>>692753636
So did I. Voted HEMP/Sex and preferenced Labour.
there really isn't
CHINGA TU MADRE PENDEJO
>>692753732
well shit I looked it up
that sounds unironically super fun
>>692753680
jajajjjajjajjaaj
>>692753247
I am M and M is Me.
Wait. I do not even know what that means.
>>692753320
>Not going to Jims on South or OG Tony Lukes on Oregon.
I still do not know how to feel on the fact that the latter is a sellout.
>>692753867
activate it
>>692753587
Talkin to folks while simultaneously lonely. The internet is a strange place.
>>692753680
Wait, who rubbin who?
>>692753936
I have done but seriously I am obscenely close to the twins. I was just using it as a point of reference, I don't really eat cheesesteaks that often since I'm a bad philadelphian.
At least I have our flag.
>>692753990
well if you say so
>>692754010
i like the interweb es a neato place
can i join in the rubbing?
I would have taken a no just the same.
>>692753867
It's like, a staple of fares, fetes and festivals.
Just sausages, barbecued up, sold cheaply with buns (or even bread) and condiments. Some onions maybe.
>>692754122
Yes, do.
>>692753814
This hemp sex party is going to be off the rails, wonder where theyll have it
>>692753930
malas palabras
>>692754010
does it matter?
>>692754122
yes
>>692754253
So...it's like what we do with hot dogs.
>>692754266
fok ye bb
>>692754348
>>692754348
mewmemwmemwmewmemwmemwem
idk spanish memwemw
>>692754147
what?
>>692754492
miau
I'm gonna go get lunch I'll see y'all later.
>>692754327
Everywhere, man
>>692754372
Yes, although in my experience american hotdogs are those wiener things you boil, in comparison to barbecued sausages. Much greasier.
>>692754552
I dedicated my op just for you and I did not receive any rewarding verbal pets.
>>692754120
As a point of reference I used to remember when a White Castle was in South Philly near by the overpass. I think its a Wendy's now.
I used to go over there all the time having family there when I was a kid. Now I rarely go over there since family is gone and the Gallery is dead.
South Street is still pretty fun to do though, I was there over a month ago for the TLA. Are you seriously that close?
>>692754620
miauw
>>692754640
American hot dogs are basically the unholy bits of meat.
>>692754728
http://www.foxbay.k12.wi.us/Stormonth/Spanish/Animal%20Sounds%20in%20Spanish.pdf
>>692754709
I mean I live on south broad, grocery shop at the acme near the italian market, and gun shop at the philly training academy which is basically adjacent. That's my neighborhood.
>>692754762
best of the worst
>>692754856
2 complicated 4 me
>>692754348
Yes, get the oil.
>>692754492
Get the incense
>>692754663
would you be down for some high action petting
>>692755083
all i have is vanilla
>>692755199
I would be down for some high action ＯＶＥＲＷＡＴＣＨ.
>>692755083
And lots of fluffy... pillows
>>692754728
>>692755014
Want to be my pet?
>>692755241
Good nuff
>>692755412
Yes... pillows.
>>692755470
i like to be petted ok
>>692755599
yesssssssss
i have pillows too c-can they join in?
>>692755470
Depends on your belly... which I have yet to see.
>>692755357
have i added you on bnet?
>>692755599
rowdy has all the incense and oils
>>692755357
who do you play as
>>692755470
Get fed and sleep 19 hours a day. Not a bad deal
>>692755791
>>692755470
post belly pls
>>692755881
fraaaaaaaank
>>692755801
>he is actually going to play
>with me
I am already excited.
No but if you are playing with Freklz he can add me.
>>692755940
we actually just stopped, sorry to crush your spirit. ill get your digits from frek
Post Belly
>>692755708
Yes
>>692755831
luvly
>>692756123
fookk yeasssssssss how exciting
>>692756123
I'm Rowdy
>>692755935
Watch penny dreadful
>>692756030
ＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨ
>>692755607
nice head pets for you then :)
>>692755791
No photos sorry
>>692755881
And the obnoxious cuddles you'll get from me .
Hey Frank <3
>>692755901
No photos.
>>692756266
>>692756123
commence the pettings
>>692756406
p-pets are still available
>>692756407
take one!
>>692756266
You can have a goodboy treat.
>>692756276
>>692756499
>>692756499
Petting orgy
>>692756339
no dude i dare not right now im not in the staret of mind to pay attention to a show as amaxing as that
>>692756407
i like sthe head pets mm
y u no phot go take some its easy peasy lemon cheesy
>>692756467
its a petting party
>>692756733
what is a good boy treat?
>>692754968
If my math/distances are correct you are only 20-30 minutes away from where I live.
I should have mentioned before, but I live in a no name town in Gloucester.
>>692756733
>>692756744
how grand
>>692756857
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwew
>>692756790
You get a CHEESEIT
>>692756499
Ｗｈａｔ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｐｏｉｎｔ ｏｆ ｅｖｅｎ ｅｘｉｓｔｉｎｇ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｃａｎｎｏｔ ｅｖｅｎ ｆｅｅｄ ｔｈｅ ｅｎｅｍｙ ｔｅａｍ ｔｏ ｐｒｏｖｉｄｅ ｔｈｅ ｐｏｓｓｉｂｉｌｉｔｙ ｏｆ ｙｏｕ ｂｅｉｎｇ ｒｅｖｉｖｅｄ ｊｕｓｔ ｓｏ ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｄｉｅ ａｇａｉｎ ａｓ ｔｈｅ ｅｎｅｍｙ ｔｅａｍ ｃｏｎｖｅｒｇｅｓ ｏｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｃｏｒｐｓｅ ｗｈｉｌｅ ｂｅｉｎｇ ｒｅｖｉｖｅｄ.
>>692756980
i fucking love those things
>>692756835
This is the first article I got upon googling that
http://www.nj.com/gloucester-county/index.ssf/2016/06/man_jumps_off_gloucester_county_justice_complex_ga.html
And yeah, you're literally across the bridge.
>>692757033
feeding is
>>692756534
No camera sorry.
>>692756744
No Camera sorry.
*petting continues.
>>692757197
how u no have camera es like the 21 century everine has one
>>692756407
Why does it have to be obnoxious
>>692756744
do it faggit
>>692757363
I don't have a camera
>>692757161
You will have to feed my tail a lot of pets in order for me to properly recuperate from this loss.
>>692757383
>>692757383
no dude i wont remember it i need to be fully awate to appreciate it
>>692757197
this is hot
where the sergals at
I posted a gay. Sorry
>>692757197
You owe me one
>>692757490
your tail specifically? i would really love to get into that ᵇᵉˡˡʸ
>>692757533
If you aren't aware Dorian will fuck you
>>692757383
>>692757383
no dude i wont remember it i need to be fully awate to appreciate it
>>692757446
how though?
>>692757383
do whaat?
>>692757116
I will give you so many you wont be able to shake a stik at.
>>692757197
>No camera
But how.
>>692757363
because i use a nokia 3210.
>>692757383
AWWWW Frankie my little pet. Hooooow are you *cuddles and swinging left and right
HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY FRANKIE!!
*KISS KISS KISS.
It'd be like that all the time basically.
>>692757558
You like cum on feet?
>>692757127
Heh, If it was only that much of a big deal around these parts. People are still bitching about our gov screwing over road work so he could jack up gas prices by 20 cents per gallon.
Also to be further exact. I live within a walking distance to the big college in that county.
>>692757887
omg yes pls i will shake it at them
>>692757659
ʷ ʰ ᵒ ᵃ ʰ
Are you sure? It might be too soft to handle.
>>692757957
do it doesnt have samera?
>>692757746
I don't have a smart phone
>>692757957
This is how people get their face clawed off
>>692757957
y..yeah..
>>692758175
wanna get nose deep in that furr
>>692758041
New jersey is kind of terrible but I'm sure you're not offended by that opinion if you're from philly.
Rowan? Beating on rowan kids in melee is my life.
>>692758209
even most phones have a camera though
>>692758277
Only if you promise to re-brush it afterwards.
I put a lot of work into keeping it in pristine condition.
>>692758443
I don't own a cell phone
>>692758491
what kinda brushes you got
>>692758586
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay
sorry i assumed you had even a basic phone
>>692758586
>I don't own a cell phone
what century is this
ugh...
this dog is done. Goodnight.
>>692757887
>>692758806
Goodnight chickendog
>>692758806
nuu
>>692758687
Numerous brushes specifically for keeping commonly pet areas in very pettable shape.
>>692758209
That's how pets get bopped on the head and claws cut off.
>>692758176
No.
>>692758246
Honest truth.
>>692758586
Frank..... Phone come on.
>>692758806
Night mate.
>>692758747
>>692758755
I own a landline phone. I still write letters to people. I balance my bank account by pen and paper
>>692759053
got any lavender colored brushes with nubs on the end of the bristles
>>692759074
dude
>>692758246
For you.
but... do you write checks...?
>>692758953
I'm a coyote
>>692759034
Just a bit
>>692759070
Night
>>692759129
If by nubs you mean the little circle things, I actually have a dark purple brush with nubs at the end.
>>692759074
this can't be real
>>692759070
hats gay yo
>>692759287
i must have pictures
>>692759074
i like wrting letters i suck ar wrtiting but its fun
>>692759355
O-of my brush?
>>692759275
okay a bit
>>692759434
i wouldn't protest to any stray tummies finding their way in
>>692758353
I won't lie, it does suck ass here. If it was not for the fact that my folks did not want me being entirely raised in South Philly I would have been a normal resident there still. At least I would imagine..
South Jersey has its perks, but aside from mostly Cape May and the like, the taxes and laws are utter ass here.
Also yes, Rowan. (the original Glassboro Campus).
>>692759070
>>692759142
I am the late 20th century
>>692759265
Yes
>>692759431
Write more faggit
>>692759070
Yeah it's pretty hot
>>692759247
thx
Horsecocks?
nibi!
>>692759693
i havnt had anyone to write to in a while thougj i cri
>>692759693
most grievous
>>692759693
dude
>>692759691
You're also maybe the most communist state on this side of the country. I'm so sorry. When did you move?
>>692759693
Have you got a twiggly 'stash?
>>692759706
horse cocks on tigers?
>>692759501
http://www.headsuphairwear.com/index.php/health-and-beauty/hair-styling-tools/brushes/revlon-purse-brush.html
It is literally this one but the regular and not purse brush.
I crack down on stray tummies so that would be unlikely for now.
buttfiger!
>>692760016
Horsecocks on everything..
>>692759823
Can't help with that
>>692759830
Yes
>>692759966
I'm 24 years old as well
>>692760016
No
>>692760419
did you grow up amish or something
>>692760063
Grade A beautiful 100% Maximum superior ultra Wonderful hairbrush
>>692760419
this one crazy trick that drives cashiers crazy!
Overwatch is really fun I gotta say.
And I'm picky about my games.
>>692759966
I would say around the very early 90's. I went to the town nearby Rowan, to a shitty ass town filled with spoiled ass kids for 10 years, then moved back to said town near Rowan again because the school in the other town painted me in a bad light for not fitting in.
I actually like this little ass town. It has its shitty things, but it has become more than a home for me. That said I still consider moving over to PA time and again, as well as closer to the shore.
Roos?
>>692760527
Y-you too.
>>692760419
gice me adress i will write wirds to you
>>692759746
Yes, bbycakes?
>>692760638
>>692760643
do you have an ascot?
ello
yello mellow
>>692760674
dude i cant remember, hi though!
I see I was too late for the belly petting :c
>>692760867
...
>>692760616
>very early 90s
so either you're somewhat above the mean age of posters here or you haven't actually lived in philly since you were an infant. In any case you've been gone awhile.
Come back to philly. Property values are rising, gentrification and all that.
>>692760289
Kattan!!
>>692760294
Horse cock in my tiger pls.
>>692760419
Grow one and were a fedora.
>>692760638
Sure.
>>692760867
*scritches your belly
There plenty to go round.
>>692760835
edyydydy
>>692760867
never to laate
>>692760710
I am not that fashionable, no.
>>692760931
mew! hi!
>>692760955
y knot though
