How do you un-pregnate a girlfriend? Specifically, my girlfriend. I can't do the smoothie trick, it'd be suspicious because we're American and don't drink smoothies.
>>692836768
I agree with the man, it is the only way out.
>>692836768
OP, your girlfriend wants to keep it? Just say you don't fucking want a kid in your life.
>>692836768
Tell her you don't want her to abort it.
Then she will.
If you're American just slip it into her McDonalds instead.
>>692836768
>we're American and don't drink smoothies
Put it in her starbucks then
>>692836768
In some countries a hot fudge enema will do the trick.
Send that baby to GOD.
>>692836768
just let her go through with it, it is her choice. however it's YOUR choice if you want to ''accidentally'' feed it to a dog
>>692837981
Starbucks makes smoothies so there op goes
>>692836768
You can put an abortion pill into any other drink.
>>692836768
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>>692837981
This.
Crush the pill as fine as you can, put the straw in the drink and pour the powder down the straw and stir.
You know, if you were to kill an unborn child due to your own failure to take proper precautions.
>>692837981
fucking retard op
Most Americans love smoothies wtf are you talking about. Smoothie king is a successful business
>>692836768
just do it in different food you idiot.
Get a new girl. Skip town
>>692836768
There are 3 smoothie places within walking distance of my house in FL. There are tons of them.
>Woman decides to ruin the man's life
>The man has no right to say anything about it, he just needs to bend to the will of the woman
>The man finds a fix
>The world goes apeshit
I get it, you can't /kill the baby in the mother's womb against her will, but it's absolutely ridiculous for the woman to be able to make the choices for the man too. Basically the right for the choice is handed to a woman, who's going through a hormone storm, that restricts logical thinking, and those decisions will affect the man for the next 18 years of his life.
Makes me mad to even simulate a situation like that in my mind. I'd probably just flee to another country or something, if this was to happen to me.
>>692838444
So is tropical smoothie
>>692838880
Three 6 Mafia said it best.
Mexico is where you'll find me, somewhere near the fucking border
>>692838880
I know mane. But that's the world we live in. Society feels bad for women not being able to do a lot of shit for a long time, so now it's overcompensating by treating women better than men. Hopefully some day it will all just level out
It sucks but you can't like.. force her to get an abortion. It's a thing growing inside of her.
>>692836768
Soon men won't have to deal with this shit anymore.
>>692840398
that won't really really hurt?
>>692840398
Where the fuck did you get this picture?
That's not at all how Vasalgel works you idiot.
Sperm do pass through, but are made unable to fertilize.
>>692836768
FALCON PUNCH!
Right op here is what to do
>"hey i want be healthier then what i am im gonna make smoothies to be healthy want one?"
If yes make more smoothies on a weekly to semi daily basis, and then randomly add in the abortion pill to the smoothie. Job done
If no drop the bitch
>>692840839
From their fucking website faggot
>>692840629
Probably hurts a lot less than having a kid slowly steal your soul for 18+ years.
>>692841257
i wanted a yes or no answer
put it on a scale from 1 to 10
1 being "pinched muh sac"
10 being sliced and diced
>>692841845
I presume it's like being injected but on a really sensitive part of the skin so not 10/10 pain more like a 6/10
>>692841257
>From their fucking website faggot
what the fuck, just went to check, this is not what it's supposed to be
Vasalgel was supposed to be the US version of RISUG, which allows sperm to pass yet disables them. This is completely different.
God damn it. Guess I better start saving for a trip to loo country to get actual RISUG.
>>692836768
Women are like light bulbs, just unscrew her.
>>692836768
Okay, you're gonna need a few things so get a pen - 100ml syringe, some 3mm internal wall catheter tubing, latex for preference, a supply of morning after pills, and some vodka.
Grind the pills up, use maybe 4 or 5, then dilute them in around 50 ml of vodka. Leave to sit for 24 hours, and then agitate and leave for another 24 hours. Run the resultant sludge through a coffee filter, and then suck it all up into the syringe. place the catheter onto the end of the syringe, then lube the fucker up and start feeding it up your urethra. now comes the tricky part - you want the full 50ml in your balls, NOT in your bladder, so have a play around - you'll know when you've hit bollock not bladder, just trust me on this one...
Now get to that pregnant cunt immediately, and "joyfuck" her a couple times to make sure it's in there (you can tell her your just so happy at being a dad etc etc). then just sit back and wait for the "awful news" and crack a fucking cold beer.
>>692841845
Maybe a 3-4. Injections are usually painless unless done wrong. Sure it will hurt a bit but from what I've heard not much
>>692837746
>she isn't too pussy to abort
>she won't want to have the kid
>therefore op would not be fucked for the rest of his life
>>692842496
Or just stop arguing with Anon who clearly knows his shit.
>>692836768
it depends
How good is your right hook?
>>692836768
Falcon punch.
Next time use birth control, you fucking faggot. Pulling out DOESN'T count as birth control.
>>692836768
have you tried gun ? if that dont work. try more Gun !
>>692836768
>push down flight of stairs
>hit her hard in the uterus
>>692840398
>step 2
>>692836768
Falcon punch.
>>692837796
classic woman logic
>>692836768
Idk about the US, but you don't have to pay child support if you don't own anything or have a job.
Give everything you have to a trusted person and find a way to get money without a legal job.
