just made my first dark net order, 5grams of weed
wish me luck, still live at my parents
>>692835103
probably laced with rat poison
>>692835224
Yeah, what could be a better way to earn money than killing your customers
Any advice on ordering?
5 grams is such an odd amount. why wouldn't you just get a quad
>>692835224
Yeah because someone would take the time to grow weed or spend money to buy some to lace it with rat poison and sell at a lower price just to kill a fucking random faggot
>>692835377
Check out these sites
https://www.deepdotweb.com/2015/12/30/buy-drugs-online-from-darknetmarkets/
https://www.reddit.com/r/darknetmarketsnoobs
>>692835390
I don't know, just want to try out how this works
Thats way more than 5 gram
>>692835631
Yeah, it isn't my picture
>>692835631
OP didn't say that was his order, just that he placed one. Also, nah that looks about right
>>692835631
Was gonna say the same, I wanna to see that on a scale
dude drugs arent good especially at your age. say no to dope and yes to hope
>>692836017
I'm 20
>>692836017
Kek
>>692835877
try google "1 gram of weed" and compare to op's picture, that looks like atleast 10 gram
>>692836126
here's where i took the pic
https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/14ob7d/just_got_5_oz_in_from_california_i_just_took_my/?st=iq71zmlg&sh=6d594d67
>>692835103
What shop did you order from?
>>692836745
dream market
>>692836189
>5 ounces
>5 grams
Yeeeah...not the same. Also, fuck off back there hipster.
>>692835103
time stamp
>>692836745
dont beleive a word he says, thats way more then 5g
>>692837093
>>692837330
That's not my my fucking order nor my picture, I said that already. My order hasn't arrived yet since I ordered it less than an hour ago.
Why are there so many retards in this thread? If he says he JUST NOW ORDERED how can the pic in the op POSSIBLY BE THE WEED HE ORDERED.
>>692837330
Stupid cunt
>>692835103
That looks like an ounce to me bell end.
>>692835103
No way that is 5 grams moron
>>692835103
>5 grams
>bullshit
ok now people are doing shit on purpose kek
>>692837878
dude, are u stupid?
>>692837540
Amazon drone delivery?
>we can only hope one day...
>>692837878
>>692836189
read the thread cunt
>>692838048
>>692837878
>>692837692
>>692837330
Its bait, no one is that dense
>>692838526
I did and there is no way that it 5 grams you dumb fucking nigger
>>692838422
I'm dumb your the one saying that is 5 grams, have you ever seen a weed in your life
>>692835103 get a bud and rub it against a Cd tricomes from pot aren't strong enough to scratch the Cd but anything that it would be laced with will
How much did you pay, op? I wanna know if this would be worth the risk.
>>692838908
weed isn't much cheaper than on the streets. 10-12€/gramm. Go for synthetics and you'll save lots!
>>692835566
sounds like a reasonable idea, actually. for /b/ standards anyways.
>>692835103
What did it cost?
When's it supposed to get there?
>>692837692
is that a worm?
>>692836017
Do you know which website you're on friendo?
Order online on the dark web? Fuck that. I call my legal dispensary and have it delivered while playin ps4. Good luck, find a local dealer tho. Way more risk with the whole delivery/ordering.
>>692835103
I dont care about anything other that you have some tiny ass hands, do you have to use two hands to jerk off, or does your hand size match your dick size?
>>692838908
>>692839418
I paid 70 euros, the street price where I live is 15-20 euros.
It's supposed to arrive at my place tuesday or wednesday.
>>692839851
those arent his hands dumb ass
>>692839892
wont your parents be like wtf is in this box
>>692839851
do you guys even read the thread?
>>692840093
My parents don't open my mail and I regularly buy electronics etc online
>>692839595
that would be a vein, not a worm.
>>692835103
That's alot more than 5 grams moron
>>692835631
>>692835934
You guys aren't the brightest.
OP is saying he just ordered the weed online. He doesn't have it yet. That's just a random pic of some weed.
>>692840282
10/10 op is not a fag
>>692839892
>I paid 70 euros, the street price where I live is 15-20 euros.
Do you mean you paid 70 euros for 5 grams and the street price is 75 - 100 euros?
And shipping costs?
Seems like a deal, if so. Or it could be so attractive a price to rip you off.
Did someone refer you to this site or did you find it on your own?
I'm stating to think I might need to do this myself.
>>692840860
Shipping costs included and I found it on my own.
>>692836017
Dope is hope
>>692841300
Sounds too shady for me. Hope it works out for you.
I was on Silk Road( before the bust) and was reading about how dealers there built up their reputation then ripped a lot of people off.
I'm more worried about losing my cash then being busted for buying less than an ounce through the mail.
can you recommend any Vendors. My main Vendor gone on vacation
>be me tommorow
>openning dor
>fbi.png
>fuck.webm
>bye
dark net weed sellers put tracking chips on young plants then the bud will grow around it soo you don't see it. then you get raped and murdered
>>692835103
I'm pretty sure that's way more than 5 grams
>>692842265
>got weed
>smoked weed with bong
>inhaled tracking chip
>next day.webm
>got outside
>raped
real story
>>692842475
You will be forcibly smoking some hairybloke named Molly's cock before you get to smoking that chip,
>>692836084
>>692836088
>>692839720
>>692841306
I think you guys should get into religion, it will help you become pure and give up these sins.
Good luck vegan
>>692839892
interpol is going to be arriving instead friendo
>>692835103
OP you're either stupid or have Alpha balls. Either way good luck.
>>692844159
>OP you're either stupid or have Alpha balls. Either way good luck.
Kek'd
Why alpha balls? If he uses PGP then it's save as fuck.
>>692844159
What do you mean? Less than 1% get caught
>>692835359
you are retarded. Rat poison just gives it an extra buzz and makes you addicted. It doesn't istantly kill you
>>692844880
>>692844897
1) He lives with parrots
2) CUSTOMS!1
>>692838763
>made my first order
>wish me luck
Bought twice 10g on nucleus market, never got disappointed. It is a bit costly, but that's what it takes to live in the 21th century and be a cutting edge lord
LULULULUL 420 BLAZE
>still live with parents
Dumb stoner.
>>692846242
Dubs! Nice one m8
