/b/ I'm so fucking scared right now, I shit you not, this just happened to me and I can't fucking sleep
>be me
>27yo male
>Be sleeping in what used to be my grandma's house (it's been years since she passed away) >be homesitting for almost a year now
>have a home phone but never use it, no one calls and I use my cellphone only
>Phone rings in the middle of the night
>Wake up and pick it
Here's the conversation:
>voice: Hi
>me: hi
>v: good night
>me: goodnight...
>thanks for picking up, I wanted to say something to you
Feel my hairs standing up
>me: uhum...
>v: I really think you're a good person. God bless you.
>Me: O...ok...
>voice: goodnight
>me: goodnight...
>other person hangs up
The voice sounded like a recording of sorts but it waited for my responses to continue. It could've been male or female I couldn't figure it out. It wasn't a voice that sounded old or childish. Anything. I just can't imagine the person that called.
Only thing that eases me is that my cat is relaxed.
Any thoughts?
>**burn the house down**
ya ur def gonna get murdered in ur sleep tonite /b/ro
god speed
>>695011495
*69 faggot
Jeez that's spooky as fuck.
You're safe on 4chan /b/ro.
>>695011935
second this do it now
Get. The Fuck. Out.
Seriously, you're Fucking kidding me.
This Shit happened to a friend of mine just before her house was burned down. She got out, but parents were killed. Never caught the arsonist.
Get out and patrol your home or you're a goner. Get a weapon. Smell for smoke. A cigar was used to light the fire at her place.
This thread has got me spooked
>>695011495
Nope. I'd be outta there. NOPE! I am NOT the nigga to die first. NOPE! Bitch mode 3,000. Police called and EVERYTHING. NOOOOOOOOPE
>>695012363
Im freaking out rn man
Keep us updated OP
It's called a harmless prank you fucking retard. Go back to sleep there's nothing to worry about. Actually, where do you live? If you live in like Detroit or something, the get out.
>>695012363
Shit dude, op pls be safe we're thinking of you!
>>695011935
I'm for this. Post results.
>>695012484
I live in the second most violent city in the world. I can't call the police on this, they won't do Shit even if they picked the phone (which they never do)
THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZ9g9vEdbE
>>695012598
Stay cool. Call up a mate to chill with you. Keep aware. You'll be fine if you can keep your wits and keep an eye on your perimeter. The caller knows you're home, and likely expects you to go to sleep. Keep lights on.
Make it to dawn.
>>695012839
Are you in Detroit?
>>695012629
Detroit is for pussies mang, I live I Caracas fucking Venezuela. Second most violent city in the world
>>695012955
Check'd
it's all over for you OP, you will be missed
>>695011935
69 what?
>>695012839
In that case, just stay awake and be semi-alert. Keep all the house lights on to scare anyone away by letting them know you're awake
>>695012955
YOU FUCKED AS FUCK
>>695012955
Caraccas is the first most violent. San Pedro Sula, Honduras is the second.
OP where you at
Post a phone everytime you reply so we know its you
>>695012955
I don't know Venezuelan law. Are firearms legal? If so, have that shit nearby
>>695013077
Can't tell if serious or troll
>>695012955
>living in a 3 world country in the most dangerous city in the most dangerous citt in the world not expecting to get hurt
>>695013274
Fuck, even if not, get one anyway. Or a chainsaw, or a throwing knife or what the fuck ever else you can get your hands on.
>>695011935
>>695011495
Do this pussy.
>pick up phone
>dial *69
>see if call comes from inside house
>Ask for quick rape/death
Stay safe
OP if you decide to run for it, keep us updated /b/ro
>>695013613
Hope for the best, dude. Just do this.
Do you own a weapon OP?
How are the locks on the house?
Found an old rusty machete. Gonna go round the house turning on the lights. Are you with me?
>>695013828
Of course, OP. We're gonna get you through this.
>>695013828
>>695013828
We got us a Machete Bro.
>>695013613
I don't think this works in my country, I dialed and nothing happened
>>695013905
Aye Aye, Cap'n
>>695013828
yo OP can you stream this shit some how? periscope or some shit.
I mean it. Let's go
Do you have a religion, OP? If not, now may be a good time to repent...
>>695013828
We got you fam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IP_E7efGWE
>>695014102
HOOOLY SHIT
get me in the cap please
>>695011495
OP we are with you, call a mate or something, better be a pussy than dead meat
include me in the screencap
proxia/lowluu
I had a call like this and then a van sat outside my house all night and the shitty part was I was drunk, I finally called the cops and they came and there was a guy in there with a gun.
Guess he was a hitman and had the wrong place lol stupid hitman.
>>695014138
Repent? But we just pented!
>>695013077
fucking asterisk 69 that shit faggot. it tells you the number that called
>>695014102
Kill yourself before the caller can. You'll ruin his night.
>>695014102
Open a window. Sniff for cigar smoke. Not kidding. If you smell any, or any gasoline or other propellant, gtfo. Or get out there and hack a nigga to pieces.
>>695012839
you live in kabul? where the fuck do the cops not answer the phone?
>>695014555
This is your only option OP
>>695014555
>Trips
kek wills it
>>695014555
Trips says do it.
>>695014555
Checked. Welp. OP you must do this. Trips demands it.
>>695011495
Keep this thread alive it's definitely one of the better ones
The stairs light isn't fucking working. What piece of shit movie am I in? I retreated back to the room and locked the door. Should I man the fuck up and go down?
>>695014912
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>695014979
try and stream this shit OP
>>695014979
KEK
prepare your anus
>>695014979
>Upstairs
>No escape
OP, it's either do it and die or die anyway
>>695014979
Holy fuck nigger that house is scary
>>695014979
Go on OP, keep updating
Best of luck op
>>695014979
atleast youll give him tetanus before he kills you
>>695014979
Man up.
Also, what kind of pokemon show up in your housing area??
>>695015254
>>695014979
Jesus Christ OP look at the color of those ratchet ass walls. They don't match the stair rails for shit.
That arsonist/rapist will be doing you a favor.
>>695014979
Go down
>Go down
Go down
>Go down
>spiderman will protect you.
>>695015260
hahaha that would be a good way to troll someone. if he just screenshot his phone with a squirttle at the bottom of the stairs
>>695014979
barricade Nigger, he is hiding in yo house, lock up in your room and play gay porn extra loud, if he chooses to attack, be ready to fuck him up whilst naked and with a hard on, he wont be able to handle it.
>>695014979
I like the FPS perspective you got going on here
>Getting Murdered Simulator 2016
>>695014979
>Upstairs
I hope you're not afraid of heights. Better find a window for when you start smelling smoke. And remember anon, aim for the bushes
SCARY BERRIES
>>695014979
Go downstairs pussy.
Kek demands it.
Nuke Venezuela
>>695015409
Murder-Squirtle demands trips or OP dies.
>>695014979
NO STAY IN YOUR ROOM AND FIND A WINDOW AND ESCAPE NOW. DON'T FIGHT HIM
Op is dead. Rip
Please tell me someone is screencapping this
>>695015416
Ex cop here, can confirm you stand the best chance of survival with these steps
>>695015583
>>695015637
He lives in Venezuela, it'll take him some time to upload an update
>>695011495
some guy randomly dialed a number. spaghetti'd all over the place and complimented you to seem like it wasn't a random call from a lonely, probably suicidal bastard looking for a shred of humanity in the world.
Congrats, you just saved his life.
>>695015671
I am, don't worry.
>>695015720
True? I mean, I get the situation he's in and the fact he might be burning alive, but I don't think location would cause that much of a delay
The patio is clear. Gonna go to another room to check the street in front of the house. I have to pass by the stairs tho. Now the cat is very alert
>>695014979
FIND A WINDOW AND ESCAPE NOW
>>695015760
Plot Twist.
The murderer is on /b/ and knows what you're posting.
>>695015671
I as well, for the 4channers murdered file
OP, if the cops wont answer, then call the freaking ambulance faking something, or to the firemen and say that you smelled gas in a random house that you were passing by (obviously that is your house), in Chile they always come in thst cases, thats part of their job anyway.
>>695015869
Op, of all the numbers dialed in the middle of the night, yours was. Don't fuck yourself.
>>695015908
Ohhhhh shit.
>>695015908
JUMP THE RAIL AND RUN OP
>>695015545
I'll nuke your mom
>>695015680
#blacklifesmater
>>695015908
if you don't save the cat i hope you get a fucking axe in the face faggot
>>695015908
GET THE CAT AND FUCKING RUN. IT'S PICKING SOMETHING UP FUCKING RUN NOW. IT COULD BE GAS RUN NIAGARA AND DON'T LOOK BACK
>>695015951
What? Does that exist?
>>695015908
GET YOUR FUCKING CAT AND BAIL NIGGER
>>695011702
Only option
OP, send one of these after him before the killer caller burns down your house.
>>695015908
Kek good luck OP
The patio is clear. I can go check the street up front but I have to pass by the stairs. The cat is n miaowing. The app isn't allowing me to reply with pic
The lack of ethnic slurs against OP is disturbing...
Am I gonna watch a man get murdered live on the internet?
>>695015951
Deep within an archive, yes
>>695016209
>>695016136
RUN NIGGER RUN
wh... what is happening guys, this is real, is there any real things about houses being burned after an strange phone call?
>>695015908
Usher the cat down the stairs. If it survives, you're safe.
Also, in lieu of that idea, toss or roll something down there.
Still, you're dealing with an arsonist. Best bet is just to get outside. His thrill is the flames, and the power he gets from wielding them. Deny it to him by engaging him directly and he will run.
>>695016290
take the cat in your arm like a football, or you WILL die tonight
>>695016315
Everyone is too spooked
>>695016332
Link? Pls
>>695016418
No u
>all the people trying to scare this poor guy
please
>>695011495
dress like this and your raper wont want to rape you
>>695015908
HOP THE RAILING AND RUN YOU DUMBASS
Remember the lessons of this great film OP
>>695015939
shut the fuck up, asshole, don't ruin it
>>695016444
No, it doesn't, no shush, OP is dead, you can start it
>>695014486
In the US it dials the last number that called you.
Who knows what it does in Venezuela.
>>695016371
Yeah. It has happened. Almost identical phone call led to one of the anons in threads friends houses getting burned down. Lost their parents or some shit.
>>695015939
YOU RUINED THE ENDING, YOU FUCKING BLACK ASSHOLE!!
>>695011495
Sounds like a prank, yo. You think they get AT&T in the afterlife?
The phone call's from your deceased grandma.
OP IS KILL HE HASN'T UPDATED 8
>>695012363
Friend of mine had the phone call happen to him at home alone late at night, a random short conversation intermixed with slurring and hyena-like giggles.
Then he started hallucinating small hairless creatures all around his house and hid in his bedroom.
r/fitness regular.
/b/ I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW. I don't have a dog. I went downstairs and see a fucking dog standing still with a toy in it's mouth and he's staring at me. He won't let me get near him, he'll start growling and showing teeth. I don't know how he got in. Every single door and window is locked. Jesus Christ what do I fucking do.
>>695016627
Probably causes a communist coup
>>695015908
If you get captured op, you may want to take your own life. Take this.
Is anyone Else real tired but wants to seecwhat happens?
>>695016710
WHAT THE FUCK
>>695016562
this
>>695016585
Checkmate.
I guessed your game. Now, burn this nigger down so we can meet up in the usual place. I'll bring the rope.
>>695016710
>image
Nice try asshole
>>695016710
We need a mod to come in and confirm if this the OP
>>695016710
Unless you're OP fuck off
dont 404 on me
>>695016809
It isn't. op's posts have times with the photos.
>>695016710
Is that the faggot dog?
>>695016703
Gas attack. Wonder if the ignition failed .
>>695013828
I will give ypu my power
>>695016800
>doesn't realize how iphones work
god people are fucking stupid
>>695012955
It's just a prank, bro
>>695013350
I'm probably more spooked than the OP at this point
>>695016710
Kys
>>695016703
That's just a skinwalker
>>695016662
Depends where you end up.
>>695017014
Look at ops earlier posts idiot.
OP IS KILL HE ISN'T UPDATING. F
>>695016809
It's not OP. OP can't post with images currently. App Fucking up, plus Venezuelan internet.
>>695016680
I didn't recognise the voice
Street's clear guys. I guess it's time I go downstairs. The cat's gone insane, miaowing and running
>>695016729
Its 3:28 am but I really want to see where this goes
>>695016800
Faggot, pictures taken with certain cameras are always saved as image.jpg you maggot
>>695017187
O fuk nigger
>>695017187
well, shit
>>695017187
Get gun. Go run.
The voice was probably your grandma, but even if it wasn't, it doesn't sound hostile, so you should be OK.
Ps
Quit being a scared little bitch
>>695017187
Godspeed
Do you have a basement?
>>695017231
I feel it. Gonna wank it while I'm waiting to pass the time
>>695017187
You better take the cat with you anon
>>695017187
NIGGA FUCK THE CAT. RUN LIKE FUCK
>>695017250
See this?>>695017187
That's op. Idiots a-plenty tonight
>>695017187
pray to borpo
could turn into classic thread, someone better screencap
this thread
>>695017187
What if he's behind the wall?
Set up a periscope and post the link so we can watch the gruesome murder as it happens. Kthanksbye
>>695017357
No time for that anon
>>695016552
Thats...
an SCP.
>>695017187
NIGGER PLEASE LIVE TO TELL THE TALE, MACHETE BRO I BELIEVE IN U
Someone could have been calling to see if you were home, do you have any enemies or anything of value?
>>695017187
NIGGER YOU'RE EITHER GENIUELY RETARDED OR YOU'RE BAITING US. HOP OVER THE FUCKING RAIL AND RUN, DON'T LOOK BACK OR GET THE CAT RUN OUT THE FRONT DOOR AND DON'T LOOK BACK
>>695017187
take the cat or your head will be machete'd off
Thread reminds me of one from months ago. Faked thread where snobs were gonna meet up in blood basin az to see if some guy murdered a chick, but one guy was most of the fake anons replying to himself in typical samfsg fashion.
Good multi thread bait though.
>>695014174
Me too
>>695017187
Take it slow OP, my heart is too fragile
>>695017187
Nigga theres a thing called outside, i would use it to your advantage at this point in time. Id say being homless is a better option.
>>695017333
Prolly gonna gtg to bed soon tho its 3 l8 5 me already
Nigga man the fuck up and fight whoever is in your house
Can you call the number back? Or better yet, post it here. You have a personal army
>>695017187
GG OP
>>695017624
says the basement dweller
>>695017677
For this, yes. I will fucking call the number.
>>695017187
>Want to go to bed
>Need to see what happens first
>>695017507
That's a cereal samefag effort. Props to that man.
>>695017677
this, were all invested at this point.
Op please update. You're giving me a spook
Op is kill
IM FUCKIN SPOOKED
OP is fucked
Spooked
RIP OP
>>695017818
his internet is most likley shit, hes in a 3rd world country
OP update or confirmed kill
>>695017753
I bumped and moved the narrative along for a while. Pretended to be reporting and keeping updates for readers.
It was good times. 10/10 on fun.
>>695017187
>>695017677
Post number please
OP Here. I made the dog get out and went back upstairs. I'm about to die.
He's laying on my bed.
I would have already been fucking gone OP fuck that shit
If the cat is meowing and shit then OP needs to run the fuck away man
take picture of that cat! CAT NOW!
>>695017973
fuck off fag
Holy shit op
GO MACHETEBRO
SURVIVE
>>695017973
such an un-menacingly sized dog
>>695017973
How's high-school?
The ballad of Machetebro
For future "best of" threads
>>695017973
You. Shhh.You.
>>695017973
original OP has a cat man
The cat is probably acting crazy because you are stressed. They pick that up. Crazy cat doesnt mean anything is wrong. Still: be safe dude.
Inb4 404
>>695017973
Stfu liar
>>695017677
Come on OP, the dude
>>695017973
Not even same color
>>695018045
THIS
>>695017677
I'm gonna need that number OP
dial *69 you faggot, see who called you.
>>695017973
Can u use photos from in the moment
>>695017973
>US cellular
>>695017973
>u.s cellular
Op is kill rip
No one here. I really don't want to go the the back of the house. I thought I heard something but it could've been my imagination or in the neighbour's house. Holy fucking shit. Now there's a fucking thunderstorm and the TV lost the signal. Fuck.
OP confirm kill, he will be missed
>>695018109
Nigga, Machetebro was one of the fake anons from the thread months ago. This guy is Macheteguy.
Thank God I live in murica. I'd just grab another beer and my 1911 and watch movies till dawn like I'm doing anyways...
>need piss
>too spooked
help
>>695018219
NIGA U ALIVE
>>695017973
>8:31
>Venezuela
Hey op. I learned this quote from a nigger in a videogame
Live by it
"He who lives and runs away, lives to run another day"
If shit goes down its not you being a pussy it's you surviving.
>>695018219
THIS IS SOME HORROR MOVIE SHIT
>us cellular
>>695018219
HE LIVES
>>695018219
Man this is spooky as shit
OP IS FUCKING DEAD
>>695018219
lol dude your house is creepy as fuck
>>695018219
Just go back there you have a machete after all
>>695018219
RIP
RIP
>>695018219
FUCKING SPOOKY AS HELL HOUSE.
>>695018219
At least you are not kill yet OP
>>695018219
cya in hell op
>>695018219
WTF OP do you live in the house on haunted hill?
>>695015951
Incidentally, how big is this file?
If you get a knock at the door and its kids with black eyes do not let them into the house OP just shut the door and wait for them to go away
>>695018219
damn OP you're fine but you have to check the back bro
>>695018219
Dude your house is CREEPY AS FUCK!
>>695018385
You're fucked even if you don't let them in. They come inside while you sleep.
CHECK THE BACK
>>695018219
OP, you have to check it out.
We NEED a timestamp as well.
>>695018219
it's 2 damn spoopy in there, man.
>>695016052
nice thumb
>>695018219
>>695018219
I'm not sure what else to say op, but, you're in a movie. Post phone number so some of us can call and talk to you or something.
>>695018219
Does anyone else see a human shape behind that curtan
>>695018219
You don't have a choice now. Check back
>>695018219
Wew lad
Take this OP godspeed
>>695018219
OP is living in the Whaley house.
>>695018385
3 sp00k3d 5 me
We need a timestamp OP
Posting in spooky thread
Godspeed OP.
Your battle shall be legendary
This is WAY better than jacking off to japanese armpit tickle porn.
>>695011495
Dude, i'm not kidding. This shit happened to a friend of mine and before he could get out of the house he was raped in half by his grandmother's ghost.
That's a nice Machete you have there...
>>695018219
DID YOU MOVE THAT CURTAIN OP?
THE CURTAIN IS ON THE DOOR KNOB
>>695011935
this before u catch paranoia from all the trolls in here mao
>>695018219
>Creepy furniture
>Chandeliers
>Thunderstorm
>TV has lost signal
RIP OP
>>695018508
>>695018219
Shit dude we're right here
>>695018219
nigga u alive?
>>695018615
>Raped in half
Kek'd for some reason
>>695018676
EXACTLY
>>695018676
Welp, I'm not going to sleep tonight.
Bring the cat with you. Throw the cat around the corners to startle your attacker and then jump around corner screaming with the machete. Best odds of survival.
>>695018676
>>695018648
>>695018219
PLOT TWIST
THIS IS BURGLAR WHO BROKE INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND IS TAKING PICTURES BEFORE FINDING AND KILLING THE REAL RESIDENT
>>695012363
dont forget your relaxin kitty
>>695018648
THIS, I NOTICED SOMETHING WAS WRONG BUT COULDNT TELL WHAT.
>>695018676
Fuck that.
Ain't about that shit.
>>695018676
nigga wtf
>>695018219
MFW THERE IS SOMEONE BEHIND THE FURNITURE.
Op is kill.
>>695018676
WTFFFFFF
Anon is right
>>695018676
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW FUCKING SHIT RUN OP RUN
>>695018676
Thats the door knob
>>695018676
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
OP IS SCREWED.
>>695018754
This nigga gets survival. He must be the INTJ.
>>695018676
GTFO OP
Bullshit you got no thunderstorms
>>695018601
This fucking thread...
>reading this thread
>hear house settling
(I think)
>hear another noise
>hear computer in other room restart and I'm not in there/live by self
Fuck it 1911 is on the bed now...
>>695018819
holy fuck
>>695018676
The ghost between miley cyrus's legs is back.
OP Investigate the curtain!
run OP
>>695018676
WHAT THE FUCK
>>695018862
Wait. Op's in Caracas?
>>695018929
DON'T TOUCH THAT SHIT OP
>>695018219
WHAT THE DICK. LOOK AT THE EYES ON THE LEFT OF THE CURTAINS
>>695018964
boi that's just a doorknob
Someone needs to screencap this shit
>>695019015
Get with the program.
>>695018676
Guys its the fucking door knob relax
>>695019075
screencap fag is me, i also posted "what the fuck.png"
>>695018893
Investigate with a weapon, fag.
It might be the ghost of windows 10.
Think about it guys. Op is clearly sitting his phone updating us. Anyone with enough time to type in text, take a picture, type in captcha, then post has plenty enough time to get murdered by spoopy ghost. MFW this is all fake but certainly giving me a spookeredooker
>>695019035
IT'S THE SHINE OF THE DOORKNOB
This some /x/ level shit
>>695019111
Trips demand
7/17/16 the day OP was killed
