How far would you go to get nudes from people you know?
>>767890535
Ask them outright. Works pretty well honestly lol.
>>767890535
post their snapchat and let an alpha male do the work
>>767890535
why is she wearing fucking shoes in the water
>>767890636
They're water shoes you moron
>>767890636
"art"
>>767890535
I've got nudes of the majority of people I wanted
>Asked if i can use the computer to browser YT, meanwhile i checked the pictures
>If nude pictures found, Rightclick, Share whole Folder in Network
>Asked for WiFi password
>Use Smartphone to Browse Network and download all pictures
>>767890758
help me out
>>767890535
couple of girls i want nudes from, but would be hard to make it happen
>>767890821
Be alpha
There are two girls that there isn't much I wouldn't do
>>767890585
This is a coworker im talking about.
Im married and sex has stopped because of my wifes pregnancy (bc of the never spoken sideffects).
This coworker is kind of is into me but doesnt want to be a "slut" or a homewrecker.
The thought of seeing her naked makes me cum buckets but I dont want to be direct that I am cheating on my wife with some random slut because of a temporary dryspell
>>767891013
Dunno. Most girls don't care. I've gotten plenty of nudes while I was with a girl. Obviously not married but most of them know but don't ask or care. They like the attention. That's just my experience.
>>767891013
Alright op do you have her number for texting purposes?
>>767891013
Go kill your self... your wife and kid would be better off without your cheating selfish dickhead
>>767891013
I know you said she said she doesn't want to be a slut or home wrecker but it's probably just a front she's putting up and just wants you to get ballsy once or twice and will send you something.
>Send random pic of gf's booty to said girl from work
>Turns out said girl is bi
>Turns out my gf is not, conservative to the idea
>Bi girl sends pic directed towards gf, but to me
>I jack off in secrecy
>I get caught by gf
Needless to say, everything stopped.
>>767891293
I guarantee you if you can get your gf to hang out with bi girl, she'd at least make out with her and then you're set.
But eh, if your girl doesn't want you jerking to other girls, that's pretty soft.
>>767891189
Why do you need this, nigger?
>>767891203
I dont want a relationship with this person. I just want to see her naked.
>>767891273
I havent directly spoken with her about it, there is this sexual tension between us, wheee I can tell she likes me, but since Im married and I actually love my wife, I dont want to fuck her, just see her naked.
We need sex, or altenatevly, something to make us cum buckets hardcore while jacking off
>>767891644
Just tell her all that then and you just want to see her naked for your own enjoyment but nothing physical. You can send her your schlong too.
I guess I'd walk down the street and back. Much farther would be a pain though.
>>767891486
Wanna know the best part? You're right. We've argued multiple times because she thinks that I like the coworker, but it honestly was an autist impulse. Since the inciden, she had two "random" dreams of her making out with some girls and ever since then, she has been into nothing but lesbian porn. Corrupting her I guess is what turns me on about the whole situation. And even worse, she told me during the last argument
"If you hadn't fucked everything up, me and **** probably would have done stuff. I'm open to it, but now it's ruined."
Still have faith though lol
>>767891772
To be honest, I would rather be a creep in secret than be a known creep.
I couldnt imagine a woman who is almost 30 years old sending nude pics for 'fun'.
Women that age who are still single need a serious relationship for fear of being left alone forever, which is why I think she doesnt take the next step, because she knows I wouldnt leave my wife for her.
>>767891013
Kill yourself.
>>767891967
pro tip: everyone is afraid of being alone forever
>>767891924
Yeah just don't force it too much and I'm sure you'll succeed eventually. She'll get over it and give in to her desires. Godspeed anon. I believe in you.
>>767891486
Also, it's more so that I know bi girl in RL that made my gf uncomfortable. For the most part, she doesn't give a shit who I jack off to.
>>767890535
i once went onto motherless and kept searching peoples names until i actually found a girl i met in high school.
>>767891967
People don't stop like fun at a certain age. I'm sure she'll enjoy the attention without the commitment. Like you said it's probably just sexual tension, not a mutual yearning for a relationship.
I almost stile some last night while this girl i knew was over. She has a few nudes but i couldnt send them over fast enough
>>767892185
I thank you for your blessing. I will let it run it's course.
>>767892250
Oh kk I gotcha. I was in a similar situation as you last year and it ended up working favorably. Pretty fun times. It might turn out with them essentially being friends with benefits. Very nice
>>767890535
Far enough that I now have the FB-passwords of four four girls written down in my fapfolder.
>GF's friends/sister come to visit over the weekend, brings computer
>either they don't have passwords to protect them or I just film their hands over the keyboard while signing in and hope they have the same PW for fb
>>767892296
This is probably me being a beta but I would rather log into her facebook/snap accounts and scan for nudes there.
I dont want to put myself into a situation where I might be extorted or pressured for money.
I am a second generation of politicians and am considering running in the near future.
Having something like this on the trunk woild be a HUGE nono down the line if it comes out to light.
>>767892634
probably jeopardizing your career by browsing /b/ kek
>>767892634
Oh then yeah. Not worth it. Just jerk off using your imagination. That'll be the best bet. Maybe in another lifetime unless she just decides to send you one randomly. At the most, I would keep it a light work flirt.
Sorry anon. I didn't know your position before saying what I said.
>>767891644
Flirt with her through suggestive pics. Don't outright show her your cock or something like that. Take a picture of your foot with the shadow of your cock next to it. Something suggestive, yet harmless enough to not get you in trouble. See how she responds.
>>767892634
Ain’t that how Anthony Wiener got fucked?
>>767892789
Ayyyy lmao.
Ive been in /b/ since 2006.
Fuck off.
>>767892898
This is not a bad idea. But this would leave evidence which it is what Im trying to avoid.
>>767892593
This seems a great idea. Most people use the same passwords for everything.
I would just need to cover my tracks when/if I log on to her account.
I was thinking on getting her main email password so I could then reset her snapchat/fb passwords without alerting her anything is wrong.
Jesus.. just the thought of this makes me rock hard, and she doesnt have much curves..
>>767890585
I feel like there’s more to it than that.
>>767893566
Evidence of what? Suggestive pics or Implied pics are exactly that. And are thus, harmless.
>>767890818
How do you browse the network?
Would let her name her price for a set of her nudes.
>>767893910
She would have to pay me to view her nudes.
>>767893910
If not would try creepshots pics and video.
>>767894002
kek
>>767894012
not really a fan of her face, but she definitely has a cute body
>>767891142
> most of them like the attention
Until they don't and it's so called revenge porn.
>>767893611
Not in the eyes of the american people.
I like the way you think though.
>>767893509
No, he sent a dick pic from his twitter account.
>>767894320
Well, you need to find a way for her to see a suggestive pic, in which she wasnt "intended to".
Keep your email open, and have her help you with something. Send the suggestive pic to your wife, but don't close it. Two birds, one stone.
>>767891924
> i would've totally done this thing, that I didn't want to do before. but now that I have an excuse not to do it. I want to do it, but awwww I can't because YOU ruined it.
Nice save by her.
>>767894412
This sounds good on paper but terrible idea on practice.
I can see this working with whatsapp web though.. but it also comes with an implication that things are well enough with my wife that shed get in the way..
Man, I miss being single where I could do shit right and left and not give a fuck.
>>767890535
I've cut phonelines to get access to somebodys house and steal their nudes before.
>>767894704
Well, you can have your cake and eat it. Get shit going well with your wife, or atleast "try to", all the mean time, tuning this other chick for nudes.
>>767894778
Thats hardcore, and downright psycho.
I am proud, anon.
>>767894789
Things are not "bad" with my wife. I understand where she is coming from. Heck, I wouldnt want to fuck either given her pregnancy symptoms. Which, by the way, noone ever talks about these horrible sideffects from pregnancy.
I just want to blow off some steam by viewing my coworkers tits.
Any tips on how to crack her email password would be ideal.
>Find her jogging
>gunpoint.jpg
>Force her to a secluded area
>Order her to take her clothes off or die
>Take pics
>Leave
Ama
>>767895077
Oh, nobody said things were bad. But the suggestive pics could be considered "Foreplay" and "trying to work through the no sex issues"
If your coworker happens to find them.....and express interest....
>>767894533
Right? She'll cave.
>>767895145
I dont think you understand my dilemma, anon. While I do think your ideas are helpful, the fact is, that assuming she is interested, she would inquire to see if I am interested as well, and therein lies my problem.
The moment I nod or agree to an advance from her, it becomes a risk not only for my relationship, but for my future career as well.
Id rather get in her account and browse for nudes. If I cant find any, well, thats the end of it, and I will resume sexual relationships with my wife in the next few months.
>>767895467
She'll cave because she is a feeble personality who has to, for her own sake, pretend that she's a good girl and uses other people to weasel out of being honest about herself. Just make it seem like you're corrupting her, so she doesn't have to admit she wants to be a bimbo.
>>767895635
Then don't Agree. Express hypotheticals.
>>767895077
>Thats hardcore, and downright psycho.
I collect nudes. usually I don't go that far, but if the situation demands it.
I also make sure everybody thinks of me as a pet lover so I get a lot of requests to petsit. I don't love animals that much but I get full access to their house for the duration.
Big crush (sexually speking) on my wife´s sister, always wanted to fuck her, not going to happen, few years ago she had to stay with us for some time, bought a spy cam and place in in the bathroom. I still jerk of to her vids at least once a week.
>>767895751
Any screencaps...for science?
>>767890535
Why is distance a variable when there's the internet?
Just fucking email or text the nudes to me bro
Set up a spycam in my bathroom when friends were visiting. Brought said spycam along with me on vacation to repeat the process.
Sadly lost everything in a burglary. I miss those boobs.
>>767895740
Why do you collect them?
Massive boners? Leverage against then?
You seem to be collecting them on a hands on manner and not digitslly like I originslly thought of.
>>767895751
Ive thought of this too, but am twrrified of what could happen if it ever link backs to me.
Also, backing up >>767895864
Post em, fag.
>>767895101
Kek
>>767890535
very far. I set up cameras in my bathroom.
>>767896148
>Massive boners? Leverage against then?
both. I really, really get off on having that power over somebody, even if they have no idea about it. I don't get off on using it against them, just having it.
>You seem to be collecting them on a hands on manner and not digitslly like I originslly thought of.
I've done plenty of catfishing and breaking into email accounts and stealing shit off phones, but you asked how far we'd go. I find the hands-on stuff more extreme.
>>767894778
explain. I would like to use this tactic.
>>767890636
cause she's 'treading' water fuckwit.
>>767898000
check'd, but also kys
>>767897429
it was fairly specific in this case. I was the person who they'd most likely ask for help to figure out why their internet was down.
you're probably thinking I was cutting off an alarm system or something?
>>767890592
burn
probably a mile at most, im pretty lazy
>>767898792
I already made that joke, cunt
>>767890535
I've done many different things to get nudes of girls I know.
>searched online
>asked trading communities
>traded with their bfs
>asked them outright
>catfished them
>got access to their phones or laptops
>logged into their social media
It's sometimes a tough task but the rewards are always there and when you hit the jackpot it's worth it.