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rekt thread
>>698496799
EYE ON THE TV
CAUSE TRAGEDY THRILLS ME
WHATEVER FLAVOR
IT HAPPENS TO BE
LIKE
KILLED BY THE HUSBAND
DROWNED BY THE OCEAN
SHOT BY HIS OWN SON
SHE USED A POISON
IN HIS TEA
AND KISSED HIM GOODBYE
THAT'S MY KIND OF STORY
IT'S NO FUN UNTIL SOMEONE DIES...
>>698498653
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE
I AM A MONSTER
FROWN OUT YOUR ONE FACE
BUT WITH THE OTHER
STARE LIKE A JUNKIE
INTO THE TV
STARE LIKE A ZOMBIE
WHILE THE MOTHER HOLDS HER CHILD
WATCHES HIM DIE
HANDS TO THE SKY CRYING
WHY, OH WHY?...
>>698498707
CAUSE I NEED TO WATCH THINGS DIE
FROM A DISTANCE
VICARIOUSLY I LIVE WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD DIES
YOU ALL NEED IT TOO
DON'T LIE...
>>698498732
WHY CAN'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?
WHY CAN'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?
WE WON'T GIVE PAUSE UNTIL
THE BLOOD IS FLOWING
NEITHER THE BRAVE NOR BOLD
WERE WRITERS OF THE STORIES TOLD
WE WON'T GIVE PAUSE UNTIL
THE BLOOD
IS FLOWING...
>>698498798
WHY CAN'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?
WHY CAN'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?
WE WON'T GIVE PAUSE UNTIL
THE BLOOD IS FLOWING
NEITHER THE BRAVE NOR BOLD
WERE WRITERS OF THE STORIES TOLD
WE WON'T GIVE PAUSE UNTIL
THE BLOOD
IS FLOWING...
>>698498653
>>698498707
>>698498732
>>698498798
>>698498859
WHY CAN'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?
..
>>698499020
BLOOD LIKE RAIN COME DOWN
DRUM ON GRAVE AND GROUND....
>>698499078
PART VAMPIRE
PART WARRIOR
CARNIVORE AND VOYEUR
STILL HAVE THE TRANSMITTER
SYNCHED TO THE DEATH RATTLE....
>>698499107
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LIE
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LIE
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LIE
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LIE
>>698499140
CREDULOUS AT BEST
YOUR DESIRE TO BELIEVE IN
ANGELS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN
PULL YOUR HEAD OF YOUR HIPPIE HAZE
AND GIVE A LISTEN
SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT ALL AGAIN...
>>698499204
THE UNIVERSE IS HOSTILE
SO IMPERSONAL
DEVOUR TO SURVIVE
SO IT IS
SO IT'S ALWAYS BEEN...
>>698496799
is that the new ISIS video??
>>698499260
WE ALL FEED ON TRAGEDY
IT'S LIKE BLOOD TO A VAMPIRE...
>>698499325
VICARIOUSLY I
LIVE WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD DIES
MUCH BETTER YOU
THAN I.....
>>698499314
yeh
>>698499383
We get it Maynard; you like tacos
Sheesh
>>698499107
I thought it was
"Stare at the transmittal, sing to the death rattle: lalalalalalalalie"
>>698496799
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>698499959
THAT'S IT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUCK TO BEGIN... WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE YOU FIND TACOS SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT? YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU GET TO SIT IN YOUR WARM HOMES ON A COMPUTER THAT YOU CAN JUST JOKE ABOUT TASTY THINGS LIKE THIS? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? THIS IS VERY FUCKED UP, YET CRAZY ASSFUCKS LIKE YOU ARE POSTING TACO THINGS LIKE IT'S NOTHING. SICK FUCKS, DOING THIS SHIT DOES FUCKING NOTHING. SO YOU WANT TO COME ON AN TACOBOARD TO BE AN ASSHOLE ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS? LET ME TELL YOU GUYS, YOU ARE ALL FUCKING TACOS. YOU WOULD NEVER BE USEFUL TO THE TAQUERIA WORLD WITH SUCH BEHAVIOR YOU PRESENT. HONESTLY WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE YOU TACO GUYS EVEN EXIST? I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT HALF OF WHAT PEOPLE HAVE GONE THROUGH FROM THEN TILL NOW WHEN THEY HAVE SOMEONE THEY'VE KNOWN DIE OF HUNGER. YOU ARE ALL SUCH DISGUSTING BULLIES. ISN'T IT BAD ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE GO THROUGH HARDSHIPS OF THEIR TACOS? SERIOUSLY WHAT DO YOU GUYS REALLY FIND FUNNY ABOUT THIS? STUPID FUCKERS I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW THAT I WISH I CAN FUCKING EAT MY COMPUTER SCREEN LIKE A TACO SO THAT MY MOUTH CAN GET A GOOD TASTE OF THAT TACO OF YOURS, OP. SICK FUCKS. SERIOUSLY, JUST FUCKING GROW UP AND ACTUALLY ACT PROPERLY ABOUT TACOS. STUPID FUCK, KEEP EATING THOSE TACOS THAT YOU STAIN ON YOUR SHIRTS EVERY DAY.
ALSO, TACOS.
>>698500088
ı don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ʍɥǝɹǝ ʇɥǝ ɟuɔʞ ʇo bǝqın˙˙˙ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou ɟınd dǝɐd bodıǝs soɯǝʇɥınq ʇo ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ? ʎou ʇɥınʞ bǝɔɐusǝ ʎou qǝʇ ʇo sıʇ ın ʎouɹ ʍɐɹɯ ɥoɯǝs on ɐ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ ʇɥɐʇ ʎou ɔɐn ظusʇ ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ ɥoɹɹıbןǝ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ʍɥɐʇ ʇɥǝ ɐɔʇuɐן ɟuɔʞ ıs ʍɹonq ʍıʇɥ ʎou quʎs? ʇɥıs ıs ʌǝɹʎ ɟuɔʞǝd up, ʎǝʇ ɔɹɐzʎ ɐssɟuɔʞs ןıʞǝ ʎou ɐɹǝ posʇınq dǝɐd ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ıʇ's noʇɥınq˙ sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs, doınq ʇɥıs sɥıʇ doǝs ɟuɔʞınq noʇɥınq˙ so ʎou ʍɐnʇ ʇo ɔoɯǝ on ɐn ıɯɐqǝboɐɹd ʇo bǝ ɐn ɐssɥoןǝ ɐbouʇ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ןǝʇ ɯǝ ʇǝןן ʎou quʎs, ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן ɟuɔʞınq ʍǝɐʞ˙ ʎou ʍouןd nǝʌǝɹ bǝ usǝɟuן ʇo ʇɥǝ ʍoɹןd ʍıʇɥ suɔɥ bǝɥɐʌıoɹ ʎou pɹǝsǝnʇ˙ ɥonǝsʇןʎ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou quʎs ǝʌǝn ǝxısʇ? ı bǝʇ ʎou don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ɐbouʇ ɥɐןɟ oɟ ʍɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ ɥɐʌǝ qonǝ ʇɥɹouqɥ ɟɹoɯ ʇɥǝn ʇıןן noʍ ʍɥǝn ʇɥǝʎ ɥɐʌǝ soɯǝonǝ ʇɥǝʎ'ʌǝ ʞnoʍn dıǝ˙ ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן suɔɥ dısqusʇınq buןןıǝs˙ ısn'ʇ ıʇ bɐd ǝnouqɥ ʇɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ qo ʇɥɹouqɥ ɥɐɹdsɥıps oɟ ʇɥǝıɹ ןoʌǝd onǝs? sǝɹıousןʎ ʍɥɐʇ do ʎou quʎs ɹǝɐןןʎ ɟınd ɟunnʎ ɐbouʇ ʇɥıs? sʇupıd ɟuɔʞǝɹs ı'ɯ so ɐnqɹʎ ɹıqɥʇ noʍ ʇɥɐʇ ı ʍısɥ ı ɔɐn ɟuɔʞınq punɔɥ ɯʎ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ sɔɹǝǝn so ʇɥɐʇ ɯʎ ɟısʇ ɔɐn qǝʇ ɐ qood ɥıʇ on ʇɥɐʇ ɐssɥoןǝ ɟɐɔǝ oɟ ʎouɹs, op, sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs˙ sǝɹıousןʎ, ظusʇ ɟuɔʞınq qɹoʍ up ɐnd ɐɔʇuɐןןʎ ɐɔʇ pɹopǝɹןʎ ɐbouʇ dǝɐʇɥ˙ sʇupıd ɟuɔʞ, ʞǝǝp ǝɐʇınq ʇɥosǝ ɔɥǝǝʇoǝs ʇɥɐʇ ʎou sʇɐın on ʎouɹ sɥıɹʇs ǝʌǝɹʎ dɐʎ˙
>>698500088
my gerbils name is taco
>>698496799
what is this ..... what's going on in here???
>>698500088
I find it laughable that you dedicate so much time to shitposting.
>>698500215
YOUR GERBIL AND TACOS HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
>>698500403
i actually think it is nice to see dedication in these times of indifference.
i am still fucking starving.
>>698500609
My god that looks delicious.. fuck you
>>698500403
>/b/
>YOU
>HERE
>>698500747
>>698500733
>>698501259
>>698500609
What is the best way to make a taco?
is it any meat good enough?
>>698501259
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHATS GOING ON WITH HIS EYE?!?!?!?
>>698501427
100,000 TACO PIX, ENDLESS VARIETIES IN ENDLESS COMBINATIONS, THERE IS NO WRONG.
>>698501514
Dont question it, just accept the Taco
>>698501691
ACCEPT THE TACO.
>>698501605
>>698501727
Why would you post this fucked up shit!?
>>698501769
fuck yes
>>698501769
Do you have a favorite when it comes to the tortilla?
do you like the hard shell or the soft tortilla?
>>698500372
airsoft game
Idk why the kids are so surprised but basically the one guy shot the kid with a shit load of BB's at close range.
Shit's painful probably moving at around 350-400fps (feet per second)
>>698501808
I STARTED POSTING TACOS BECAUSE GORE ISN'T REKT AND ANIMALS ARE FUCKING OFF LIMITS. I PROTEST BECAUSE THIS IS WHY WE PROTEST. GORE ISN'T REKT. WORDS HAVE MEANING. THE CANSER IS SPREADING. I AM THE PURITY THAT HAS COME TO CLEANSE REKT THREADS. PART VAMPIRE, PART WARRIOR. ALSO, TACOS.
>>698501259
This is one of the most fuked up things I've ever seen .... what the fuk , my brain cannot comprehend this madness
>>698502085
I respect you
>>698501808
At least it's not the same ylyl trap get furfag shit that gets spammed endlessly
>>698502085
>I AM THE PURITY
Fucking KYS.
well I never thought a rekt thread would make me hungry, but now I want tacos.
>>698502085
why only tacos?
>>698502146
Can we get some ANIMAL REKT webms?
Love how this cat shreds this baby chicken.
>>698502085
i am sure those animals being slaughtered for the meat in your tacos are treated very well.
>>698502236
YOU ARE A NEWFAG AND HAVE NO SOUL. YOU ARE THE GAY AIDS CANSER FAGGOTRY THAT KILLS THE /b/. YOU WILL BE CLEANSED. ENJOY YOUR SHITTY NEWFAG TACO, YOU FUCKING GLUTEN FREE LOW CARB FAGGOT.
>>698502494
What dost thou just exclaim to thyself, you meager wench? I'll have thou know I graduated valedictorian at Cambridge University, and thy hath partaken in numerous invasions of France, and thyself have over 300 recorded slayings. Thyself hath been trained in chivalrous warfare and thyself am the top Longbowman in the entire King of England's army. Thou art not a thing but target to thyself. Thy will conquer thou with accuracy the likes of which hath never been witnessed before upon this fair isle, dwell upon my oration. Thou think thou can get away with proclaiming such filth to thyself via His Majesty's letter deliverance service? Repeat your thoughts, copulator. As we engage in conversation thyself art summoning thy clandestine company of shadowy individuals across His Majesty's kingdom and thou fortress doth be traced this day so thou best prepare for the ruckus, peasant. The ruckus that decimates the pathetic meager object thou proclaim thou vitae. Thou be mortem, child. Thy can roam any county, any sunrise to sunset, and thy can take thou life in above 700 technques, and that's using naught but thy own gauntlets. Not exclusively is thy extensively trained in duelling without a blade, but thy pertain access to the entire arsenal of the His Majesty's Royal Cavalry and thy will use it to its complete usefulness to wipe thou forlorn buttocks off the face of the kingdom, thou meager dropping. If only thou could hath foreseen the divine retribution thou meager "quick-witted" exclamation would in due time bringeth upon thou, perhaps thou would hath halted thou tongue. Thou could not, thou did not, and thou art paying the blasted bounty, thou God forsaken imbicile. Thy shall excrete fury upon thou and thou will suffocate on said fury. Thou be vanquished, child.
>>698502683
>>698502465
LIKE THE NIGGERS/NEGROS/BLACKAMERICANS THAT WERE BROUGHT FOR SLAVERY. SHALL WE OFFER ALL OF THEM REPARATIONS? OR DO WE MOVE ON AND MAKE EVERY KILL FOR OUR FOOD MORE PURE AND HUMANE? WHERE DOES THAT FUCKING END YOU GAWD DAMNED FAGGOT?
>>698499494
Fucking gypsy trash people.
Probably Romania.
Fucking infested with these subhumans.
>>698502399
that chicken didn't stand a chance
taco anon is my god
>>698499494
Beat that gypsy shit some more, btw.
Fucking gypsy scum asshole shit.
>>698502915
I SHALL BE A GOOD, TASTY GOD.
>>698500372
Airsoft tournament its on you youtube. The guy lights the kid up because the kid set his teams badge on fire and talked shit.
>>698501948
KEK story plz
GG moralfags, at least keep this a food thread. Something different for once yeah?
>>698502750
you are the one complaining about animal rekt or gore here. i don't care at all about slaughtering conditions.
>>698503369
this kill the dog
>>698500403
I agree I can imagine this autist spending all that time creating this masterpiece of shitposting
my sides
>>698496799
I don't get it. Are those real guns or BB gubs? Why are there little kids everywhere? The fuck is going on?
>>698503732
>>698503933
whats the rekt here?
>>698501979
thats a lot of frames
>>698503933
i swear on me mum, as soon as i wake up in the morning i will find the nearest place where they sell tacos and spend the rest of the day there
>>698503932
Airsoft, the kid burned his team patch
>>698504003
Dont you see how that meat was sliced? How the Salsa flew up in the air?
what kind of monster is capable to doing that without bating an eye?
>>698504003
It's not a thinly veiled metaphor for Jon Favreau's return to independent film-making
>>698504223
>>698504238
Fuck you niggers, I love my iPhone
>>698503277
aluminum pan man ran with aluminum pan them bam god gave him a permaban
>>698502085
You were posting tacos before any gore was posted
>>698501514
Crazy person believed CIA had planted cameras in his eyes
>>698502683
Wow that dog's fighting style was shit
Keep going anon I appreciate your contribution
>>698504496
THREAD IS DEAD
>>698504469
Sounds like some bath salts shit
>>698504496
This please.
Don't give that taco spamming spic any more (You)'s.
>>698502085
Keep fighting the tasty fight.
We remember NEDM. Kill this cancer
>>698504100
TACO LOVE.
>>698504880
Should I make my own tacos today?
>>698496799
fucking pussy
>>698504351
YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED THE LAST FEW YEARS BUT REKT ALWAYS TURNS INTO GORE. SUCKS FOR YOU. EAT MOAR TACOS.
>>698504819
EVERY MINUTE, EVERY DAY. OR AT LEAST WHEN I'M HERE.
>>698503277
the story is literally shown in the video, wtf do you want
Needs moar suger
>>698501259
Fuck. Ow.
>>698503933
One bag of soup, or "soapas" por favor
Also lovely dubs
>>698504976
MAGIC 8BALL SAYS; HTTP://FIRSTWEFEAST.COM/EAT/2015/06/HOW-TO-MAKE-TACOS
>>698504838
>>698504305
Bam-de-lam
>>698505312
>>698501605
Cool.
>>698504703
FUCK YOU!
MOAR taco spamming spic any more (You)'s.
>>698502696
Ahh, wouldn't it be cool to spend a week in medieval England
>>698505312
>>698505373
>>698505376
Oh man so these are like all the spider man memes on facebook
.
>>698505499
>>698505275
I GOT YOU ANON.
>>698499260
>>698499204
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>>698499078
>>698499020
>>698498859
>>698498798
>>698498732
>>698498707
>>698498653
Food wars!
>>698501808
Why the fuck would you come to a gore thread and not expect to see fucked up shit?
>>698504305
>aluminum pan man ran with aluminum pan them bam god gave him a permaban
Gods own banhammer...well done anon.
>>698505605
permapan
>>698505580
Rekt thread. My bad.
>>698505499
>>698505564
Don't call me a faggot that's not nice
>>698505761
worst rekt eva biches
>>698505761
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>>698505891
>>698505833
>try and show a little less url
>698505463
(You)
>>698503271
wow, supercop
>>698505966
I can run very fast and I am also not a faggot
>>698502683
Snek pls no
>>698501979
through a hoodie those airsoft pebbles mostly just sting I don't know what the fuck you're on about.
Paintball actually hurts they cause bruises but airsoft?
I don't think you've ever even been hit by one of those
I HIGHLY DOUBT SPOODERSPLOODGE HAS 100,000 TACOS PIX TO GO THE DISTANCE.
>>698503271
Hardcore Henry's Highway Habberdashery
>>698506180
>>698506310
TACOS ARE MY TEXT, NOT GAY AIDS CANSER FAGGOTRY.
>>698503501
Puts an entire new meaning to pin dick
Stupid mexicans and all your fuckn tacos go back to Mexico
innocent racism thread go
Thread swerved into a tree
>>698506410
>>698506747
>>698506825
>>698506897
ARE YOU SURE?
>>698506649
>>698507055
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>>698507089
>>698507197
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>>698507296
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>>698507296
Not in Trump's America
>>698507368
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>>698503933
mexicans not working? come again?
>>698507397
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>>698507397
Oh man I'm sorry I must have accidentally stumble upon a cringe thread I mean look at all these pussies to afraid to have a rekt or gore thread.
>>698496799
>Doesn't have sound.
Why bother?
>>698506180
man the ones with shrimp gotta be a killer.
who likes summer rolls?
>>698507811
>>698501514
He injected silicon into his eye, this is him pulling that silicon out again. No idea why though it's in Russian I think and silicon is all I recognised.
>>698507690
>>698507716
What's wrong tumblr you see a dead cat or something?
>>698507716
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>>698508069
Speak English. This is America. Speak English. USA! USA!
>>698499494
>it's just a prank bro!
>>698507993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhKsqm6tzLE
>>698505117
pictures of the aftermath please
>>698503369
much sad very die
I AM SAFE IN MY OWN RIGHT, KNOWING I HAVE COUNTER SPOODERSPLOODGE WITH RELEVANT TACO CONTENT. CAN HE SAY THE SAME? I FUCKING DOUBT HIS CANSER GAY AIDS FAGGOTRY EVEN COMES CLOSE TO 00/100 OF MY SUPERIORITY AND PURITY OF PURPOSE.
>>698501259
My eyes watered up like crazy from watching this...
>>698508475
>>698508475
I SEE IT'S BANANA TIME.
>>698508475
>>698508500
TOP KEK GET FUCKT SPIDERFAG
>>698508475
>>698508500
>>698508512
>samefagging so hard
>>698508579
eat shit and die
>>698508579
its fine, regardless this became a spiderman thread.
>>698508579
IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW TO OLDFAG, YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH A NEWFAG.
HTTP://I.IMGUR.COM/HOCAVOI.PNG
>>698501948
You'd have to be really retarded to hold up a sheet of aluminum over your head right in the middle of a freakin' thunderstorm.
>>698508688
>posting case sensitive link in all caps
>calls me newfag
Kek.
>>698508784
DOES THIS FLOAT YOUR BOAT BUNKY? http://i.imgur.com/HOCaVOi.png
>>698508756
aluminum doesnt conduct electricity though the lightning struck the guy
>>698508784
are you mad?!?! xD
>>698508832
Nah I'm just happy to see you triggered.
>>698508832
>http://i.imgur.com/HOCaVOi.png
that link is staying blue
>>698502399
You monster!
>>698508832
do i have to use a p r o x y to see that ?
>>698508832
>oh look it was me
http://i.imgur.com/EWu98DQ.jpg
>>698503640
Rot in hell u piece of dogshit
>>698502399
rest in pieces chicky :-(
>>698502435
the fuck is this shit?
>>698509115
welcome to the /b/ newfag summercuck
>>698508847
2/10 bait
>>698503369
poor doge :(
>>698502085
Wow, you are a tremendous faggot.
Kill yourself posthaste!
Yours in Christ,
D. David Davidson
>>698502683
omg, was that poor snake ok?
>>698509179
summer faggotory
>>698503993
And we call ourselves "civilized"...
>>698509446
What the zoz did you just fucking say about me, you little zozzler? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy zozzels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on zoz-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed zozzels. I am trained in zoz warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US zozzle forces. You are nothing to me but just another zoz. I will wipe you the zoz out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my zozzling words. You think you can get away with saying that zoz to me over the Internet? Think again, zozzler. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of zozzlers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the zoz, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your zozzle. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can zoz you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in zozzle combat, but I have access to the entire zozzle of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little zoz. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “zozzle” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the zozzle, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, zozzler.
>>698503732
real oldfags spend 23.5 hours a day posting tacos, apparently
>>698509668
fuck you ive only been on for 10 hours so far
>>698506158
physics geek, here.
the less surface area you are struck with, the more pressure it applies to a single point, where it hits the skin.
the airsoft pebbles hurt more, than being struck with a paintball
>>698509577
i think so
from what i read some stupid gook thought it would be funny to put a stinking puppy in front of the snek
apparently he was shocked when the snek grabbed the manky dog
>>698506459
all racism is innocent until proven guilty
>>698507926
Fuck you... no really, fuck you, I hope you die.
>>698509747
if you only saw the yt vid, you wouldn't be such an insufferable cunt
>>698501259
This actually made my eyes ache wtf
this part of the thread is like the jizz oozing out of the vag and ass after the 20 guy train porn.
>>698509747
Why didn't you learn that objects of different masses traveling at different velocities can have different momentum?
>>698509814
What's the big deal? People run over cats all the time. My neighborhood has tons of cats. Just this year I've run over 5 or 6 of them. One was even an accident.
>>698503271
that dumb cop could've easily killed innocent drivers, what a faggot
>>698510182
for that you're going to die painfully
I CAN PROMISE YOU THIS
MAYBE NOT TODAY
MAYBE NOT TOMORROW
BUT SOON YOUR GOING TO DIE
VERY VERY PAINFULLY
AND AS YOU DIE YOU'LL REMEMBER MY WORDS
>>698510182
wow youre fucking edgy as fuck
>>698499728
Park on top of the motherfucker too
Tacos aint even that great.
>>698503501
why? :(
>>698503932
first result from a basic google dipshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDu1MmQfWIA
>>698501808
of you cant handle this thread you'r welcome to fuck off any time.
>>698501605
hmmmmmm......bacon <3
>>698502088
now thatsa a small taco
>>698502399
stop playing with your food
>>698498813
Imagine how traumatising this would be, he's taking to you and then milliseconds later he's a piece of paper
>>698502435
top kek moar, if you have any
>>698501808
gtfo normie
>>698509179
smell the new
>>698509115
I think 9gag is calling you back.
>>698503933
his reking that ladies hunger
>>698509622
how do you think your meat gets to you? The fucking meat stork?
fucking stop with the tacos little fucking 15 year dudes
>>698513281
How is calling people on /b/ 15 an insult? I thought the average age of this board was 13 now ?
>>698503993
cool but it too messy. your better off hitting it square on the forehead then slitting its throat.
>>698501259
crack is one hell of a drug....o.o
>>698500088
kek. i love you taco man.
>>698506410
I'm so hungry for tacos now.
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Samefag of the year
>>698501021
Where can I get tacos like this ?
I've never seen anything like this in Australia where I live.
Can someone recommend a recipie on a webpage somewhere to make a great tasting taco like this ?
When i smoke a blunt, while getting my dick sucked by 3 different ckicks each week, i think about you, and your miserable life.
When i do, i smile. Most of you must be child though, i don't care.
As i cannot do anything to make you know i don't agree with beaten animals, torture or other deviant stuff, i come here to tell you.
Yeah, when i enjoy all the things you can't have, you sons of shits, i smile. And i smile realy thinking of you. It double my pleasure.
Because my life has nothing deviant, i have my whole family living, bunch of childhood friends, i have plenty of freetime, a car you would have, girls you would never think your alpha enough to get.
Im healthy, and living in a sunny place near the sea.
Finally, we have lots of pets in family.
I actually took a shit right in the middle of a man's garden, who was supposed to beat his dogs. Then i took one of my golf club and spread the entire shit on his windows and wall- enjoy the swing- then i called the cops and said the guy was going mentally broke, doing bizarre stuff with pets etc... all his dogs were saved and went away.
He actually never clean my entire shit, still covering part of his wall.
He suspected me but never came to ask for something.
Because he is like you, he is a beta with no dignity.
You're torturing animals or others because the world has you first Too late now.
You had one life. But it's one entire shitbeta life and there's nothing you can do.
Well, afraid of your own shadow you show beaten dogs on the internet. Feeling ankward and lusty at the same time, you know you are a deviant, scared shit and the only way to get yourself diamond is to watch or do such bizarre stuff you'd never talk to anybody because your too ashamed or scared of what people would do to you.
That's the part that make me smile in the end. When i think of how it's hard for you to leave with yourselves. How it's painfull, humiliating, degrading for yourselves to look into a mirror. That makes me diamond.
>>698516237
>dick sucked by three different kikes each week.
>>698516237
>dick sucked by three different cucks each week
