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Faces of /b/
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>>698482343
Underage, MODS

>>698482734
tumblr tier hipster, leave here forever

ITT: FUCK THIS GAYTHREAD VIEW PIC RELATED
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>>698483640
Oh look, this retard posted another photo of himself bceause he just NEEDS attention. And this time he has even more of a terrible filter!

what part of fuck off did you not understand, you underage failed-condom?
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>>698484135
u mad?
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>>>/soc/
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>>698484268
newfag
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ayylmao I am drunk
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>>698484472
funny how people call me newfag since years
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>>698484268
I was, but after seeing a close up of your face with your terrible cheekbones and droopy eyes, I'm pretty happy that I dont look like you do.

I now understand why you took those two other photos of yourself at angles. Also, your insecurities forcing you to fish for attention that I pointed out were all correct, so all you could respond with was "u mad" like a deranged 12 y/o
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i'm pretty drunk too rn. ;D
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>>698485183
what ethnicity are you anon

i'm curious
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>>698484577
>ive been here seince 2014,im not a newfAg!!

Being a newfag is not being here for a short-time, it's being a cancer to the website. I don't care if you've been here from 03' onward, if you post like you are, you're a newfag.
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>>698485183
you live on the coast, don't you...
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What up sluts!?
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>>698486735
Instagram attention whore cunt
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>>698485881
That really you?
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>>698486922
I dont have an instagram
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>>698487603
do you have tits?
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>>698488250
Well yea but i aint showin them
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>>698484531
underrated
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>>698487428
>>698483640
>>698482734
>>698482343
>>698484268
kids
>>698485183
He was trying to reply to >>698484531
but he is an obvious newfag
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>>698488529
What about a vagina?
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>>698482343
cool, another teenage girl level attention whore cringe thread
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>>698489992
Yep got that too
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>>698489437
<3 thanks anon, you're sweet
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I'm not enjoying life as much as I'd like to.
Hopefully things can get better soon. Within a couple of years
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>>698492379
I'd drink/chill with you, you look like a real bro.
I'm >>698492261
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Thanks mate. You seem like a pretty chill guy yourself. Are you a cider or beer man?
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>>698492014
no problem sweetie, btw, your house is on fire, are you trying to recreate the holocaust?
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>>698492379
just out of curiosity, do you fall asleep laying on one side more than the other?
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>>698493057
Neither, more of a harder liquor kinda guy. Bundaberg Rum, Midori and most flavours of Vodka are what I drink.

I don't like to get smashed and I've never liked parties, just prefer harder stuff. Rum is my favourite.
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wuddup
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>>698493482
no, sweetie, the holocaust never happened
>/s
i have to use my orange floor lamp when I want to take pictures
the only light I have in my room other than that is a blue light, which doesn't register well with my webcam
my room is normally much more blue, comfy, and dark
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>>698493619
Baby face/10
Grow a beard, if youre old enough. It would help.
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Yeah, actually.
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>>698486735
post something sexy
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hard bloke ay? I prefer port and cider primarily, but I don't mind Guinness.

You play any sports?
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>>698493820
I think it's just a natural slav look, he's got a very eastern european face besides all the fat on it
And I don't see a beard looking good on him tbh
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>>698493802
I see you choose the red pill, nice. Amazing lamp.
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>>698493882
Eastern Europe is my guess here. I could be wrong.
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I'll bite I guess.
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>>698493882
When was the last time you felt joy?
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>>698494612
pedo glasses/10
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>>698493882
Holy shit, stone cold, did you fought in the Yugo wars?
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I might drink myself till death tonight
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>>698494870
Bout time to get new glasses. Thanks for the feedback I guess, kek.
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give me your worst lads
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>>698495076
Paki?
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>>698495076
Life already did
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>>698495250
Brutal
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>>698494971
How about sucking a dick?
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Pls rate
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>>698495250
more creative mate
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>>698495203
yes chap
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>>698495555
not bad, me.
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>>698494916
>>698494870

Sad thing is it's my resting face.
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>>698495076
I hope that pose is you contemplating how to kill yourself.... Nah just kidding, but seriously lose that fucking hat.
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>>698495660
I want to give you a hug and cry with you
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>>698495555
oohh shit, cheked
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>>698495729
ty ty i was mocking my friend for posing in every picture he posts...there are MUCH worse...but we won't get into those.
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>>698495660
Why would you respond to the guy that responded to my pic? Learn to this site and kill yourself.
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>>698496141
I call bullshit.
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Hey /b/
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Let's hear it, R8 or h8
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>>698496564
qt
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>>698496633
Thanks :)
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Me
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>>698496592
7/10
Shave the mo', get rid of the hair below bottom lip a well
Grow a chin strap, you'd look good with one.

Otherwise, grow a full beard quick.
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>>698497166
Is this ok?
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>>698497379
Keep it trimmed, you need yo avoid fluffy hair at all costs.

Otherwise, yes. Youre very attractive anon. Would easily take you to a bar and be your wingman.
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Pls rate me guys
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>>698497711
11/10
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>>698497711
Second pic
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>>698497711
Lrn2smile

Not too bad otherwise
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>>698497575
Thanks anon, and glad to hear that. I would love to be your wingman as well
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>>698482343
you're cute.
may I ask for you to post your dick?
please.
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>>698486735
tits or gtfo
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>>698485183
terrorist/10
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>>698494971
don't do it gorgeous.
I bet it might look like there's no way out.. and that nothing will ever be better.. but there's a good chance it will.
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>>698483640
Show me your ass you little twink faggot
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>>698499139

Crawl back into your local starbucks
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>>698494329
Im not really what i consider a sexual person
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This thread is cancer.
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I can't sleep /b/, talk to me.
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>>698500383
Holy shit your right!
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>>698500383

>marvel shirt

Low quality bait there catfish
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>>698484268
Josh?
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>>698501928
Whats wrong with wearing a marvel shirt...?
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K
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>>698502186

First time on 4chan? Say that too. Lower the bait quality. Or post nudes.
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>>698485183
I saw u on the CTA today u faggot
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>>698502186
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>>698502186
tbh your posts kind of creep me out

>unnaturaly pale, smooth skin, similar to a porcelain doll
>colored eye contacts
>prob dyed hair
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>>698502310
There is no bait faggot.

Must be youre first time on here if youve never seen me dumbass
Ive been here for years
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This is me
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>>698502574
Eye contacts???? Lmfao what? My eyes are blue. I know maybe a low shit teir brown eyed person like you doesnt understand colored eyes but theyre normal blue eyes.

Also mynhair isnt dyed. Im a ginger...hence, the pale skin. Fucking duh...is this youre first time seeing a white person?
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>>698502186
anymore of her? those eyes are incredible
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>>698503297
>gym
>new haircut
>change smile
>new clothes

Thats simple shit anon. Change it and you'll be fine.
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>>698503297
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>>698502186
your face...displeases me
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>>698503468
legit as fuck. I want you to improve me next
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>>698503460
Her eyes aren't, the circular lightning is.
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Better i guess
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>>698503460
Its me you idiot.

Not a current timestamp obviously. Its fucking 2 am and im tired
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>>698503468
Thnx I recently had a haircut
Idk how to smile differently almost all my selfies are like that and what kinda clothes do ya suggest?
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>>698493619
Garret?
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>>698502186
The thing that's wrong with a marvel shirt... it's inferior to DC.

Marvel is for kids and has no character development. Wolverine will always be cold, superman will always be confident, captain america will always be naive.
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Just wanted to post while shitting..... i shit you not
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>>698503468
>>698499139
If you have anything for me it would be much appreciated
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>>698496564
Go back to tumblr
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>>698503755
Circular lightning.

Didnt know i had lightning in my room...seems dangerous.

Its my vanity mirror.
Its bright as fuck
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>>698503830
>its me you idiot
Mfw
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>>698503830
im sure it is bro
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>>698504016
Faces of b/
>covers face with phone
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>>698504016
>vanity mirror


either youre a 16 yr old girl or you have SERIOUS emotional baggage of some kind. if i saw this shit at a girls place, instant deal breaker
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Let me get some tips anons
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>>698503830
Feet pls
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>>698503897
Like i give a fuck. Marvel is entertaining...i like being entertained
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>>698503830
post a face with an open mouth, cause of reasons. :]
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>>698503831
Thats fine anon, we all have our quirks. If you can't change it learn to live with it.
The watch is a good start, keep going to gym. You'd really benefit from a muscly chest/shoulders/back
Walk with your head up, keep a relaxed face but not grouchy. Don't talk with over enthusiasm and look people in the face. Dont stare though

I imagine you have self esteem issues and maybe confidence issues. Generally just improve on yourself with the aim to fix these and youll do well.
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>>698503830
fuck off slut
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Ye, baby face.
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>>698504382
Still inferior to DC entertainment marvel is decades behind what DC has accomplished. We all like to be entertained. I like marvel too I even got a marvel shirt, but it ain't got shit on DC. I mean cmon, let's be real here. You can't try and defend marvel with a straight face
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>>698504382
if you think marvel is entertaining, oh man. that shit is for the lowest of the low. the plebs with no brain cells left in their head.

>DAHURDURR EXPLOJUN
>omg that genius one liner hahahaha

there is no hope for you
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>>698504677
Also sorry i should've rotated the image but I'm too lazy.
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>>698503938
Get rid of those bangs, only certain celebrities suit them after being air brushed and even then they look average. It's the haircut for primary school

Tone your muscles. You don't want size, just definition. You're skinny which is a good start but as soon as you define the muscle so it shows more you look 10x better
Squats won't hurt either. I can't see your ass but a fit chick with a flat ass is confusing.
Otherwise, you're good already.
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>>698504016
Getting passive aggressive over a typo.
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>>698504016
Everything about you screams whore to me. I'm sorry to say, probably also had a couple abusive boyfriends
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>>698503706
Who are you? Link your picture or upload another and I'll start suggesting. Try to include face/shoulders/chest. I dont need your whole body but with those included its easy to get an image of what you look like.
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>>698504190
I showed my face multiple times already retard
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>>698504677
I can see your dildo
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>>698504798
>>698504677
you look like you will be in ne news soon.
I like that
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>>698504307
Guys any opinions in who to change my look? I know I'm pretty ugly but gimme something
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>>698504250
Why would a vanity mirror mean anything????
I wear makeup and in order to put on makeup correctly you need even central lighting you jackass lol
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Rate me /b/ros
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>>698505011
You just confirmed his suspicions
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>>698504084
Wanna run that by me again?
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>>698505078
5/10
Strange
Confusing
Need more sunlight
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>>698505078
i mean I guess I'd put you in a little french maid costume and make you prance around my living room at gunpoint while I rubbed my precum around the head of my cock with my offhand
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>>698505094
Sorry to upset you and your fivehead
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>>698504805
Much appreciated
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>>698504858
Nope my bfs were decent people aside from 1. Currently have an amazing bf
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>>698505094
tits or gtfo
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>>698505078
are you a boy or a girl?
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>>698505011
>im not on tv or anything but i take my makeup extremely seriously so i got a "circular lit vanity mirror" because my makeup and me looking good is VERY important to me

ok then..
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>>698505087
So...because i wear makeup that means i have problems...??? What? Lol
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>>698504929
Yea, dildo... It's almost as hard.
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>>698505078
A solid 8.5 for me.
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>>698505196
No worries. Keep in mind that everyone is able to find someone as they are, but improving yourself is always a good thing to do.
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>>698505094
i think you need to give me your kik tbh
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>>698505094
Id lick your ass hole and smell your cunt
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>>698504677
y are u listening to slayer ?
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>>698505290
that supposed to be impressive or something? kek loser
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>>698504939
I'm no edgy school shooter, maybe i will be on the news for something else, I'm a peaceful person.
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>>698505278
The way you act and react screams "holy fuck I'm gonna stab you if we date and your eyes aren't on me 100% of the time"
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>>698482343
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>>698505223
a little boy's slogan, who was never near a real vagina. kys
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>>698505257
You think thats extreme?

Uh lot of girls i know have vanity mirrors.

You are a straight up retard if you think this is movie quality shit.

Some girls aslo have the blessing of having good lighting in their home...i dont...my room is very dark.

These lights were 20 bucks..im not shelling out tons of money for this shit that you apparently think is movie star shit lol
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>>698505488
oblivion npc/10
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>>698505397
I was wondering too, probably because i like them.
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hi boys this is me
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>>698505443
Nah i have a bf and havent stabbed him nor wished to do him any sort of harm
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>>698505094
gorgeous
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>>698505398
Nah, i just don't take pictures often, but when i do i try to do something different.
Not just a look at the cam and smile
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>>698505546
whoa there...hold up

>uh lot

whaa? ahahaha tnx for the laugh anon
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>>698505536
>a little boy's slogan, who was never near a real vagina. kys
says the one that's probably trying to ask for the sluts kik, gtfo faggot
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>>698505094
cummon more pictures gurl.
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Hello it is me
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>>698505546
The more you try to justify it, the more it's true.
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>>698503899
Was it a good one anon?
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Im pretty baked
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>>698505629
Hi dog, nice collar.
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>>698505546
It's great that you go through great lengths to look good and trust me we men do appreciate that. But babe you taking this to a whole new level.

You seem concentrated way too much in the artificial part of looking good, I doubt if I knew you in person I would actually like you as a human being and disk-like you instantly. Prob good for a fuck tho. Your pictures say more about you than words. Plus the fact that you post those pics on 4chan while you have a boyfriend, smh
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>>698505094
BTFO
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>>698505683
i see. well ur a decent lookin dude ill admit, but do yourself a favor and lose the lip ring. unless u live in Manhattan or some shit and can actually get away with it.
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>>698505687
I didnt mean alot

I mean to say "uh lots of girls"
Granted i purposely wasnt gonna add a comma but im lazy...youre supposed to be smart...id think you could look past typos...apparently not
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>>698505904
Not even good for a fuck IMO, she would bitch and complain about not being comfortable in bed or back getting sore during missionary.
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This bodes well.
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>>698506233
10/10 cat
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>>698505309
I kinda can't help myself when it comes to how I look, never feel good enough but thanks for the kind words
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>>698505997
the thing is youre >implying i thought that you were intelligent, which would >imply that it was a typo, but im not too sure about that. You are entertained by marvel, after all.
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>>698505904
>while i have a bf

Am i posting tits? Am i posting any sexual photos? I think not.

My bf knows i post here and i try to get him to come here all the time. Hes the normie that doesnt like it here.

Also i dont go to great lengths...i simply like to see where im putting my makeup when im putting it on

And of you think you can judge me based off of some pics then the autism is strong with you kid
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>>698506262
>lying about the rating of the cat

how fucking desperate are you?
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>>698506262
Frisk is the most aesthetically pleasing cat ever.
I wish she'd stop pissing on grocery bags though
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>>698506233
Nah, you seem cool and friendly.
Pet the cat for us.
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>>698506112
Lol how wrong you are
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>>698506350
i can judge people based off looks. i actually have the ability to see inner beauty/ good souls based off physical appearance, idk how but im almost never wrong. so ya i can judge based off photos. also fun fact, when ive traveled to different countries i can see wayyy more beautiful people i think because people in america are ugly on the inside and the outside
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>>698497711
You look fine. Just an average human I guess. Definitely on the attractive side though 8/10
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>>698500383
Kinda liking all this tbh
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>>698506350
Attention whoring level max, getting pissed.
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>>698506641
she does this every time too!! lmao
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>>698506581
....you cant be serious lol
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>>698506272
If you got a new haircut and I was single and things we're more ideal etc etc
I'd easily date you, youre very pretty no lie. I just wanted to outline things that would make you better.

If you really have trouble like I do, wake up each morning and write down "I am (name), I mean something."
"I make people happy, I contribute to something."
"I am (name), people love me."

Say it out loud, even if its quiet. It will help. I am >>698492261 BTW. Usually I'd smile but I'm not feeling it tonight.
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>>698502240
Very cute
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>>698506350
>>698504016
Trying to justify being a slut
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>>698506442
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everybody stfu and rate my pussy
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>>698506697
I do it when people do this.

When people are chill then im chill lol
Its simple really
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>>698503830
Hold on, you're not that chick whose into gore etc are you?
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>>698506736
Once again...how am i being a slut?

Please explain...should be hilarious
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>>698505975
Literally every person i know told me to get rid of it, yet no one convinced me what's wrong with it.
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>>698506780
10/10 would pet and give cuddles
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>>698504016
Keep going
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>>698506780
nice pussy u got there!
probably
8.7 or 9/10
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>>698486735
>>698500383
>>698502186
>>698503830
>>698505094
>>698506233
I faped and i came. Your pics will end up on cumtribute thread
PS i found her FB
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>>698493493
He can't, he keeps rollin'.
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>>698506800
That doesnt really say much...i mean i like gore but i dont get any sexual thrill out of it if thats what your implying...it just fascinates me
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>>698506358
It's a shoulder cat, automatic 10/10 fuck you
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>>698506715
very. also i can read social situations extremely well so i never really have an awkward moment with anyone which is a bonus i guess, but i also see through all the fakery and bs which causes me to be jaded. trade off i guess
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>>698506918
i am pretty sure that those are 2 different gurls.
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>>698506918
No you didnt..
Wanna know why?
I dont post any pics that ive posted on my fb on here...try again faggot
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>>698506880
bro..come on. remember when snakebites were "in"? now theyre cringe material. k well imagine yourself having snakebites..the lip ring is just like that. get it now?
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>>698507033
Theyre all me aside from the last one
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>>698503830
>it's me you idiot
Why you getting so triggered bitch?
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>>698506918
>>698499139
Didn't find me attractive enough for it?
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>>698506880
you look like degenerate. just take the advice dickshit
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>>698507033
Hey I'm happy to be lumped together with the hot redhead. I usually get professor oak'd in these threads.
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>>698507191
troll better fagt
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>>698507191
Im not triggered? Just responding to retards properly
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>>698506970
Yeah was vague I suppose. I didn't mean any thing like that, just that I remember this chick from these kinda threads from months back and that was one thing I remembered. A pretty solid /b/ro too.
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>>698507262
don't let the turkeys bring you down
you gotta fly like an eagle not be like a turkey
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>>698505078
boy or girl either way id berry my dick in you
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>>698507289
>implying
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>>698507355
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>>698507292
Well i do remember a while back talking to someone on here who asked why im here and gore was on of my responses.

I dont watch it to be edgy or anything...just the countless ways people can die are sort or....amazing? I guess
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>>698505094
give us more pls!
>>698506233
feel free to post more. :)
and more kitty!
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>>698507262
>hot
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>>698507289
What dost thou just exclaim to thyself, you meager wench? I'll have thou know I graduated valedictorian at Cambridge University, and thy hath partaken in numerous invasions of France, and thyself have over 300 recorded slayings. Thyself hath been trained in chivalrous warfare and thyself am the top Longbowman in the entire King of England's army. Thou art not a thing but target to thyself. Thy will conquer thou with accuracy the likes of which hath never been witnessed before upon this fair isle, dwell upon my oration. Thou think thou can get away with proclaiming such filth to thyself via His Majesty's letter deliverance service? Repeat your thoughts, copulator. As we engage in conversation thyself art summoning thy clandestine company of shadowy individuals across His Majesty's kingdom and thou fortress doth be traced this day so thou best prepare for the ruckus, peasant. The ruckus that decimates the pathetic meager object thou proclaim thou vitae. Thou be mortem, child. Thy can roam any county, any sunrise to sunset, and thy can take thou life in above 700 technques, and that's using naught but thy own gauntlets. Not exclusively is thy extensively trained in duelling without a blade, but thy pertain access to the entire arsenal of the His Majesty's Royal Cavalry and thy will use it to its complete usefulness to wipe thou forlorn buttocks off the face of the kingdom, thou meager dropping. If only thou could hath foreseen the divine retribution thou meager "quick-witted" exclamation would in due time bringeth upon thou, perhaps thou would hath halted thou tongue. Thou could not, thou did not, and thou art paying the blasted bounty, thou God forsaken imbicile. Thy shall excrete fury upon thou and thou will suffocate on said fury. Thou be vanquished, child.
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>>698507249
Well thanks for the advice gentlemen, will try.
This is a picture before i got the lip piercing, hair was short too.
I live in germany tho, degenerates here are almost everywhere.
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>>698507578
Im not up for posting more pics. I just did the timestamp to prove a simple point and now im relaxing in bed
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>>698507565
Yep pretty sure that was me. Now that my memory has been jogged a bit, siren tattoo right?
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>>698505094
all the sad beta losers going for this chick is hilarious yet sad. a 6/10 at best. you losers would be content with that though i suppose.
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>>698507681
Yep! Thats me!
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>>698507649
Deutschland best land. :]
wanted to get my lip pierced aswell, but kinda forgot it and now i think it doesnt look that good anymore.
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>>698507289
>>698505094
>>698503830
>>698502186
>Samefagging this hard
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>>698507649
This one is also rotated because both my phone and i are retarded.
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>>698507649
germany seems like a shit country. u should consider moving. considering they have new countries like every 50 miles in EU
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>>698507812
Do you understand what samefagging is????
Samefagging is replying to yourself pretending your another person...i clearly am just replying to other people..

Its okay faggot. I remember my first day here too
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>>698507855
>>698507797
I have no idea how i posted my picture on 4chin and no one noticed that I'm a sandnigger.
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>>698507812
I don't think it's samefagging if the person is obviously posting multiple pictures of themselves. Spamming maybe but samefaggery is usually when people try to act like a different person.
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>>698507789
Right. Long time. You look different. Bit plain, I mean still good, just different
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>>698507986
im not racist. (fucking crazy right?)
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>>698508050
she gained weight maybe?
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>>698505094
>>698507675
ITT
>an ugly 4/10 gets more than enough attention on /b/
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>>698507723
sure thing bud
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>>698508082
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>698507985
>>698508030
>Fucking samefag
>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>698508050
Really? I feel like id look the same...i dont change my look much

>>698508082
Been the same weight for almost 10 years
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>>698507855
Germany is pretty ok if you compare it to other countrys in the eu.
>>698507986
wo kommst her m8? :] In mir ist auch ein bisschen sandnigger. :(
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>>698508242
Well at the very least I remember your hair being dark
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>>698508233
Ill say it again...

I remember my first day on 4chan
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>>698508320
Oh my hairs been then same.
I dont dye it..it just might look different because my lighting has changed a bit
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>>698482734

Rate me fucker.
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>>698508339
>taking low quality bait this hard
>calling other people newfags
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>>698508423
I'll take your word for it, it's not like I have any old pictures saved or anything
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>>698508315
I'm syrian mate, but I'm not an arab nor a muslim.
It does make a difference.
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>>698482343
fine i´ll give it a go
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r8 me /b/
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>>698508607
You'd be suprised how many anons couldnt say the same
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>>698508054
Actually the only racist germans I've seen in my life are only on /pol/.
Irl everyone's cool so far.
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>>698508692
Rapist sandnigger /10
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>>698508702
Not in this thread apparently
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>>698508339
You just took the time to go and prove some random fag wrong on /b/
>wtf is your life
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>>698508635
name of your pusspuss?
make a picture of you petting her!
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>>698508793
Eh all threads are different
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>>698508686
r8 me /b/
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>>698508686
If you're not a fellow metalhead, cut that hair and hit the gym often, otherwise you're gud anon.
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>>698508797
It took 5 seconds..not much time wasted
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>>698503297
Don't tilt the head
>>698496592
You're fine, I'd say don't chin strap, but trimmed
>>698497711
Maybe shorter hair on the sides
>>698504677
Hottie
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>>698508686
Krist Novoselic/10
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>>698508852
Despite being all the same. Somehow
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>>698509082
Yep...you never know what youre gonna get yet you expect it at the same time
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>>698482343
Ron Jeremy BOOM!
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>>698509184
hmmmm did you expect... THIS?!?! aha fuckin stumped ya m8
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Are these all being added to a list to be blackballed?
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>>698509184
Well it's been nice seeing a familiar face, see you in another few months maybe
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>>698508922
thanks anon. Also yes, i am a metalhead
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>>698508852
Would you be willing to post some more of you?
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>>698497711
Pls wash hair
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>>698508692
HOT AS FUCK
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>>698509357
metal is gay
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>>698509059
i dont see how i look like him though
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>>698509335
Wow man sure did stump me...my world has been turned upside down
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>>698509434
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>>698493493
what happens if u do that?
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>>698509485
i thought so bitch
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>>698509380
Im not up to taking anything new. Im tired as fuck
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>>698495496
damn 10/10
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>>698503774
Christina Grimmie, is that you??
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>>698509584
bleh

y u age anon?
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>>698508850
Her name is Frisk. It's too dark to take pictures of her getting head pats right now but I'll add more when the sun comes up.
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>>698509584
why is your ho ass still here
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>>698509357
\m/ then keep the hair and be proud of it brother, but still hit the gym
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>>698509661
Y u age?

All my pics were taken within the same year. Im 26
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>>698509689
MHEESA MULTIPASS
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>>698509434
Kys
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>>698509743
ya my point stands.
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>>698509793
no u pls. the less "metalheads" in the world, the better.
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>>698508673
just asking out of curiosity did u fled?
If yes do you miss your homecountry and are you allowed to stay in germany?
i am not a real sandnigger either, my dad came from turkey to germany when he was a child.
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Don't call me Taylor swift
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>>698509713
sounds like a good idea, thanks /b/ro
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>>698509952
HEY BOYS THIS IS REALLY WHO I AM
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>>698509861
Actually i haven't come here in boats and shit, i got a visa and i study in a gymnasium.
I don't miss my country it was a muslim shithole.
Also
>implying cockroaches are better than sandniggers.
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>>698509832
Well I'm 50/50 on if I should but when I finally do glad to see some people will be happy, also I'm not the one you're responding to just someone who your post applied to
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>>698509689
your cat looks so happy. Sadly i cant have a cat right now. :(
You are cute too. :3
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>>698509572
>tfw overlooked because I look underage
:(
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>>698509584
That's a shame, you're uniquely pretty and I'd love to see more of you.
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>>698510107
She's avarage if anything.
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>>698510102
You don't look underage, now stop seeking attention and go do something useful in your life.
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>>698510142
You're not into redheads, blue eyes or natural beauties aren't you?
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>>698510023
i would rather be a roach than a nigger.
i talked to some refugees cause of my work, they seemed to be really happy to be in germany but at the same time they looked like they miss they old country, even if it is shit, just because everything they had was there, and now they have nothing.
Pretty sure it is different when you fly here with a visa.
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>>698510357
stop sucking her cock, it's only fueling her skank ass ego
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>>698510065
Danke. :D She's very affectionate but quite mischievous. She has a knack for getting into drawers and pulling things out and she has a fascination with the dryer and the oven :/ At least I have mindful room mates so I don't have to worry too much.
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>>698510379
It sure is different anon, also refugees always face fitting in problems because of they're closed minded fags.
Not generalizing tho
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>>698510357
She may have all of those features but her face structure, eyebrows, nose, blatantly photoshopped skin, chubby body and discoloured skin pigmentation is by no means attractive or even close to it imo
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>>698510336
You're the only person who's ever said that.
This is literally an attention-seeking thread. Let me do so before work.
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>>698509584
Why are your eyebrows so far apart and you have literally no eyelashes whatsoever kek
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>>698510417
Dude I find her pretty and I'd like to see more of her. Wtf is your problem?
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