You get invited to a pretty high profile party, where you meet the celebrity of your dreams. You two actually hit it off, and get them in bed.
Post a picture of your celebrity crush, and the last two digits you roll on your picture is how many minutes you last in bed.
1 get, but check em.
>>698489602
>2 minutes
>>698490052
Good fucking choice, my friend
>>698490106
good roll too
>>698489466
Inb4 0
Give me Christina Hendricks and at least an hour.
>>698491095
Nice roll, buddy.
>>698491916
eh, sounds about right.
Don't care how long I last, just happy I could be there.
>>698492090
That just sounds exhausting...
>>698491916
I don't think anyone could last longer than 16 minutes with her. And that's starting from dick in pussy, not the other crap before that.
>>698492090
Have I got some great news for you.
lego
>>698492196
Your probably right. Shes too damn fine,
>>698491500
OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>698492221
fine enough for me
fast and filthy would be enough for me
>>698492578
Welp, you got a long night ahead of you.
Rolll
>>698492790
kek
>>698492578
Who the fuck is this?
>>698492582
stephanie is fucking amazing
Probably gonna get a low number on this one
>>698493157
She's in Mr. Robot
>>698493204
That's actually very realistic when it comes to Lindsey Stirling.
>>698493204
fucking awesome choice. her flexible, energetic ass would milk that cock so fast lol
>>698493244
That show sucks. It's nerd power fantasy that congratulates morons for thinking they're superior
Don't lie, you'd slam his prime boipussy too.
Rolling for at least half an hour.
Gonna need some time with her
trying
>>698492790
BWAHAHAHAHA GAY!!!
>>698493693
>>698493792
>>698493799
pretty good
>>698493609
fucking truth
>>698489466
>where you meet the celebrity of your dreams. You two actually hit it off
Basement dwelling wizard here, I don't have the celebrity of my dreams. They're physical attractiveness is overrated, and the only value I have of any celebrity is just knowing that they're generally a good person on the inside.
Rollo
>>698494301
I'll make it work.
Emma stone (i'm happy just with 10 minutes)
More than 10 minutes is all I'm asking.
>>698494301
you can do alot of pounding in one minute.
>>698494301
>1 minute
kek
>>698494222
Checked
>>698494301
story of my life...
>>698494617
Shit, I'd be happy with 5 minutes.
rallin
>>698494617
rollin for stone as well
This guy
Jewish women are my weakness
>>698495059
Lucky guy
>>698495251
yeah that was lucky as fuck
charli xcx
Please more than 5 minutes
>>698495653
Who is she?
>>698495724
that ass is phenomenal
yessss
>>698495850
wish she wouldve flashed those titties
>>698489826
>I'm so good, with me you only need two minutes
>Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
>>698493799
Literally the longest possible time. Nice.
>>698495821
Rolling for her too
>>698494301
gonna roll for nikki as well
>>698489466
Wellyou already have
>>698493190
Isnt triple H plowing her?
Please give me a high number
>>698496494
Mother fucker
>>698496622
>
yeah, theyre married
>>698496747
lol sorry anon. id give you some of my minutes if i could.
PLZ chinchin
and we lived happily ever after
Rolling for the goddess, just need 15 minutes please.
Let see then
>>698496931
She's like the most adorable woman in the world.
Resistance is futile
>>698496911
>>698497050
And i get 31 minutes to make sweet love and plant my seed.
QUEEN GRIMES
>>698489466
Rollin
>>698497274
Noice
Do you guys think emma watson browses /b/?
>>698497274
>>698497317
lol bro fuck for 10 mins sleep for 64. sounds tight
>>698497413
>>698492447
Hive mind
>>698497454
wathappen.jpg
>>698497413
Sieg heil
>>698489466
the crazy ones always fuck like beasts. would share him w/ the hubby too, just to be fair
>>698497431
God I hope so
>>698497618
Its only fair if hubby is bi
>>698497687
he is
> 1 hour, pls
>>698497738
K good
purest waifu ever
>>698497756
Close
>>698497756
Is this real or shooped
>>698497852
Prretty sure its real. Found it in my fappening folder
>>698497787
>he doesnt know about USC
She maybe pure cumslut
Krysten Ritter is my bae
>>698497787
>>698497898
She is literal perfection
My girl anne
>>698493799
Damnn good choice anon
This is perfect for training her how to be a woman again. Maybe after getting fucked for so long, she'll understand that outer beauty is what's important.
Hey, i just met you
And this is crazy
But roll a number
And fuck me maybe
>>698498359
dammit anon. why did that turn me on so much?
>>698498356
Who is dis bitch and why do i know her face
pls
>>698498472
Idk but I'll double team her with you. Im a generous person.
>>698497998
agree
>>698498564
id be happy with that
>>698498488
Melody Hensley. She's a prominent figure in the 3rd wave feminism movement, and she claims PTSD from being bullied on twitter.
>>698497921
wth that means?
>>698498738
And your going to fuck it for nearly an hour?
Anything more than a minute
>>698492790
Haha I just got done watching arrested Dev hahah
>>698498844
Someone has to. And if I don't fuck that grotesque thing and transform it into a fully developed and attractive woman, then who will?
>>698498789
She had a coke fueled bukakke/blowbang at USC m8. Got the nick name "ghost" because she was covered in ectoplasm.
>>698489466
Rooll
>>698489466
I'll make my Markimoo! ;D
>>698498970
I believe in you anon...hell ill even help if your down
>>698497787
>tfw you will never enjoy her perfect DSL's
>>698498862
You got an hour m8
roll
Roll
roll
>>698499097
Let's do it. Hell, could even livestream the event.
>>698499005
wtf!! details for science
Plebians
>>698499209
Just titty fuck her for 9 mins
lots sex tiem plox
>>698499367
Duh
>>698499209
excellent choice
>>698498927
lol wut
>>698499367
thats pretty much a must with her lol
>>698499005
I want to believe. The ghost pasta is so fucking hot.
Boom motherfuckers
>>698499097
>>698499293
fuck it. im in too.
No kate yet?
>>698499174
Where have I seen her before
>>698499339
>>698499553
We win daw
>>698499600
Fucking bullshit
>>698499209
Topkek! Lrn2roll, faggot
>>698499535
fuck anon....
>>698499600
kek
>>698499600
kek
>>698499433
Nice choice bro
>>698499600
>>698499649
im sorry dude
>>698499600
Top kek
>>698499600
I don't care if she can barely speak English. I get her for ______ minutes
>>698499631
Meghan Markle in Suits maybe?
Idc that shes 50+
>>698499845
she doesnt need to speak english to get fucked
>>698499955
Nice
>>698499005
>be a nerdy student at USC
>see more than 30 huge jocks leaving some frat's basement laughing and high-fiving each other
>sneak into basement and see tied up coked out drunk out of her mind Miranda passed out, naked, quivering abused body laying on the floor on a pool of jizz
>her vagina is swollen red, her gaping asshole bleeding, her tits and ass red as hell, her whole defiled body full of cum
wat do?
>>698499526
Its a TV show he is in called arrested development
LC
I win this thread
Has to have the wig on and call me Drogo
only gonna need like 40 seconds
>>698499421
Thank you kind sir
>>698500029
Get in a nut and report to /b/ of course
>also luna lovegood
>>698500079
her ass is deceptively large
>>698500094
Aww shiieeet, mah boi bout to fuck Stephanie
>>698499600
OMG muh sides
anything above 30min is okay
49 get
>>698499864
ah yeah. thx bro
>>698499955
Who would care. She's hotter than most 18 ur olds
>>698500157
doggystyle too right?
>>698500029
Wake her up and tell her she's been punk'd
Then Ashton Kutcher comes out from behind the pantry with a whole camera crew. The jocks come back. Everyone is laughing. Miranda is pissed, but laughs it off. Looks right in the camera with jizz on her face, smiles and says "My name is Miranda Cosgrove, and I just got Punk'd"
>>698499998
>>698500293
Of course. I've already seen enough of her tits
>>698500385
A legit boss? Good choice.
>>698500375
good choice. really need to see more of that juicy ass.
For the kekles
>>698500029
Calm down, Dan "the man with a master plan" Schneider.
>>698500667
hell yes anon
>>698500667
Is that the blonde from full house?
Anyone know who this is??
>>698499005
That really happened or is it just a meme? Any proof?
>>698500788
nah the blonde from married with children
>>698500930
Bindi irwin
Your welcome
Alison Becker is my savior
>>698500977
Supposedly she paid they guy off for the evidence.
>>698494301
I'll hit that
only if she stays in character from 12 monkeys
Will split my time between these two. Unless their down for the sisterly love.
>>698501310
fuckin same
>>698501098
Looks like amber rayne
20 min pls
>>698501354
they may go for it.
>>698501457
Is that jackie chan?
>>698501484
I could die that night and not care...
>>698501557
i know what you mean
XX minutes of violent hatefuck. How sore will her asshole be?
>>698489466
too lazy to dl and post pic rolling anyway
Bout to get it on with Jane Rizzoli
>>698501667
damn thats a good choice. depends on how big your dick is.
>>698501667
She deserves it
>>698501667
Considering she gets rekt by thor every night probably not very
>>698501667
99 get
check em
>>698502020
I see your waifu, and raise you another middle eastern waifu
>>698501163
For real? Story? What happened?
pls
>>698502246
Ill call
How many minutes of kinky foot sex are we going to have
At least a hour
>>698502416
She's Indian though.......
>>698502595
So is the first one i posted
I'd still fuck shania
>>698502595
POO
O
O
>>698502522
proof. now.
>>698502713
Is she? Will wonders never cease?
>her hips dont lie
Please more than 30 min
I used my time machine to get to a 1985 party
>>698502892
See
>>698501163
Jesus fuck can you retards read
a threesome
>>698503300
Kek
>>698503300
Can you do that?
Can he do that?
>>698489466
checked
>>698503300
Shortest 3 way ever
>>698503413
For 0 minutes sure
>>698503232
So, basically, it's just a rumor. Any proof at all. Shame. I will pay to see that innocent face coated in cum.
>>698503493
Then just see
>>698499535
>>698503365
just no anal ok?
>>698490963
Revolting.
>>698503569
>65 min
>there will be anal
>>698503493
Ask at /tv/. They know a lot of dirty gangbang stories about her.
>>698501334
my man
>>698503422
Rerolling, I want to please her for longer
>>2378579932
the joke was made because she literally died from anus cancer.
>>698503634
the joke was made because she literally died from anus cancer.
>>698499005
>coke fueled bukakke/blowbang at USC
greentext for the love of god
I am happy with 3+
>>698503840
Well now i feel bad...
Anything over 5 minutes is fine
>>698503902
why cant you do anything right
>>698496422
rolling for her too
>>698504042
Hey i can do somethings right
>>698503900
Fml
Dubs tho
>>698504027
Well that wasn't bad. How about these girls?
Let's do this.
>>698504125
were you being ironic
>>698504200
No sex for you
>>698504200
Fucking KEK.
>>698504211
>11
Reroll. I want at least 30.
oh boy
>>698504280
No rerolls m8
>>698504249
Not really
>>698504200
lol fuuuuuck, the /b/ gods knew i was double dipping and punished me accordingly
>>698504326
Yeah nah, re-rolls allowed.
>>698504394
Fuck you, 11 minutes is all ya get.
>>698494049
Thank you for sharing, this added much to the conversation and enlightened all of us. I'm so happy that you clicked on the thread and more importantly you realized the value of sharing this information with the rest of us. Thank you, just thank you.
>>698504326
>>698504394
If it's not a rule in the OP's post, then it is allowed.
So I'm gonna try Lisa and Lena again.
>>698504501
lol whatever nigger, all of us in reality get 0.
>>698489602
Rolling for Daisy
>>698496245
Ayyy, Flight Of The Concords fan!
>>698503422
fucking what
>>698504506
>replying this late to a post
>>698504559
One hour, fuck yeah.
>>698504558
True that. I still love you
Audrey Fucking Hepburn. At that age wearing that.
